[Luhan] Brother Lu, pick up your chin!

Shen Luo has been used to telling Lu Han about everything for so many years. It's as big as someone handing him a love letter to confess to him, or as small as walking with his left foot and right foot. Anyway, he will say everything he can think of. I also complained that Lu Han is a "fake bamboo horse, a real boudoir friend"...

It was so easy to get rid of Ye Shen, who was so upset when he saw it, and when he returned home, Shen Luo threw down his bag and turned on the TV, and started calling the bamboo horse Jun Luhan...

However, Mr. Zhuma abnormally didn’t answer the phone right away, and he didn’t send a text message after waiting for a while. The last time this guy didn’t answer the phone was because he lost his phone when he was playing football in high school... Er, no, it was when he was a trainee. In dormitory……

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Dial Lu Han's number for the third time...

no one picks up...

Dial Lu Han's number for the fourth time...

no one picks up...

Dial Lu Han's number for the fifth time...

Still no one picks up...

"If you don't answer my phone, I'll go to the dormitory to find him!"

The sixth time... um, it worked...

"Luhan, you are getting more and more capable! You don't even answer my phone calls!"

((Han) That, Lolo, I’m Chanyeol.)

"(Han) Eh? Chanyeol? Where's Luhan?"

(Brother Lu...in the dormitory...)

"What about others?" There is always a bad feeling...

(We went out to eat at night, Brother Lu... drank too much...)

Drank too much? !When I went to this place, I grew up complaining about alcohol allergies and never drank, are you kidding me?Am I crazy or Luhan is crazy? !

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——Facts have proved that classmate Luhan is crazy...

When Shen Luo arrived at the EXO dormitory, it was said that Lu Han had already vomited a lot, and he was lying on the bed muttering and didn't know where to say it...

Shen Luo smiled: "I'm going to strangle him to death in a while, so just pretend you don't know (˙ー˙)"

The other eleven took a step back subconsciously: "Understood! Your Majesty! Understood! Your Majesty!"

As the door of Lu Han's room was closed, Eleven heaved a sigh of relief, and then went to pick the crack of the door together...

Shen Luo gritted his teeth angrily, and poked Lu Han's head while talking: "You silly roe deer, you can do it! You are allergic to alcohol and dare to go out for a drink! You dare to drink too much and stop answering my phone, right?!"

Luhan, who was stupefied and poked, forced himself to open his eyes a little, um... "Little girl, you really look like my mentally retarded childhood sweetheart hahahaha..."

I really want to give this stupid roe a two-handed... Shen Luo smiled even more ferociously: "Student Luhan, if you don't explain to me today why you drink, you won't be able to sleep!!!"

Deer-drunk man-dead roe deer-Han continued to smile: "Hey Yigu, isn't this our Lolo... That's great... Our Lolo came to see her silly roe deer..."

Shen Luo: "..." Who is this idiot?Give me back my bamboo horse! ! !

The author has something to say:

I, today, want to, Kaomazhe!

So far, I haven't read the book!

I hope Brother Lu will bless me, and Ma Zhe will live in peace!