He was so miserable, he pretended to be [Quick Transmigration]

"what……"

Meng Tuan stepped forward and grabbed Han Yi's wrist, but he didn't dare to look at the bottle of drink, and just stared at him fiercely.

Han Yi lowered his voice: "Mr. Meng, you scratched me."

Seeing Meng Tuan still staring angrily, Han Yi avoided his gaze, and explained to the surrounding crowd eating melons: "This is really just a bottle of drink..."

Sure enough, as he expected, as soon as these words came out, they immediately aroused strong reactions from the surrounding contestants.

"E, don't give it to him!"

"That's right, don't be so nice to that kind of nobleman!"

"Did you forget what you sang in your song? This is not your home!"

"How could their 'noble' backgrounds know our spirit of helping each other? They are all cold-blooded guys!"

"Look at his expression, he doesn't appreciate it at all, Brother E, don't give it to him!"

Han Yi changed a wronged expression at the right time.

The dream suffocated.

Others may not be able to see this expression, but he has practiced it in front of the mirror for a long time.

This is exactly the same as his expression when he heard the little mermaid lip-syncing!Even more real than his acting, E almost cried!

This is definitely intentional!

Thinking of this, his expression became ruthless, pointing to the bottle of drink: "There must be poison in it!"

"Toxic?" The people around took half a step back, with horror written all over their faces.

"It must be! He wants to poison me!" Meng Tuan's eyes were bloodshot, "Otherwise, why would he give it to me at this time!"

This E must have heard about his method against the little mermaid, so he copied it once to deal with him!

He won't fall for this trick!

"How could you misunderstand me so much..." A few tears actually fell from Han Yi's emerald green eyes, as if he had been greatly wronged.

Then, as if angry, he opened the bottle of drink in front of everyone and drank it down.

A few minutes passed.Nothing happened.

"Can this prove that I have good intentions?" Han Yi finally spoke, his voice still a little nasal: "Senior Meng Tuan, when I was on that talent show, I really liked you... "

But Meng Tuan shook his head like crazy: "How could this happen! This should be poisonous...poisonous..."

All the contestants and Danmaku on the scene looked at E, showing distressed expressions, and seeing Meng Tuan behave like this, they were instantly furious.

"Damn it, E is so pitiful, even giving a drink to an idol I've liked for so long is considered poisonous!"

"E come here! We don't play with that kind of nobleman!"

"Tch, he's an aristocrat. I heard that he's been on the border for several years. He's not as good as a commoner in Capital Star!"

"That's it, what else are you pretending to do!"

[Laughing to death, it really makes sense that it won't be popular!Character is really bad! ]

[Fortunately, like E Tsai, I liked Meng Tuan very much in the last draft, I didn't expect this kind of person in my bones! ]

[Is it just pretending to be nice to the little mermaid? ]

[If you really don’t like civilians, then don’t make people-friendly designs! ]

[That is, if you are so contradictory, why come to this kind of program! ]

[roll! ]

They were all commoners, even poor people, and had long held grudges against nobles from all walks of life. As a nobleman, Meng Tuan, who had pretended to be considerate before, now showed disgust because of the drink E handed over.

This is really disgusting!

Meng Tuan looked at the people around him incredulously, he didn't understand how this happened.

These guys are as sympathetic and protective of E as they were with him in the last draft...

And those abuses against the little mermaid are now being returned to him hundreds of times!

Is this retribution?

Old Zhao saw the enthusiasm of the crowd, so he came out to smooth things over: "Friends, please turn your attention to the competition held by our Bulingbuling.com. Next, I will announce the shortlist!"

The camera also cut to Old Zhao at the right time, and everyone calmed down and focused their eyes on him.

Results matter after all!

"There are a total of 23 people in this audition, and we selected forty of them to enter the main event."

"No.40: Abu. Pitch: 36 points. Rhythm: [-] points...Total score: [-] points."

"No.30 Nine, Xiao Mi. Pitch: 36 points. Rhythm: [-] points, total score: [-] points."

Every time Lao Zhao read a person, there was a burst of cheers at the scene, and the selected contestant immediately felt relieved and thanked the camera.

Han Yi has already restrained his expression, and at the same time silently wrote down these names in his heart.

They are all well-known celebrities on Bulling Bulling, and some of them have even been popular for a year or two. They have millions of fans, and they are obviously very powerful.

And their styles are also various, some are biased towards creation, and some are biased towards the scene.

"I'm afraid the preliminary round will be a tough battle..." Little Totoro whispered.

Han Yi nodded.

"No.2: Haigui. Pitch: 46 points. Rhythm: [-] points...Total score: [-] points!"

There was a shock all around.

Han Yi is no exception, he knows the names of everyone before him, except this one.

So, like the people around him, he looked curiously at the singer who nodded.

Haiyu turned out to be a boy with a round face and wearing glasses. He looked very young, bowed deeply, and started to cry at this moment.

Han Yi looked at the other party's reaction and smiled slightly, a little interesting.

"No.1: E. Pitch: 49. Rhythm: [-]...Total score: [-] points! Only one point was deducted, almost creating an unbreakable record!"

"Great!"

"As expected of E!!"

"Whoa, my idol!"

Prolonged applause and cheers erupted at the scene.

Han Yi took it lightly, and bowed to the surrounding players and cameras.

The heart is extremely peaceful.

As he said, he will create many records in the future.

"The background shows that your number of fans has exceeded 200 million, Brother Yi!" Little Totoro broadcast in real time.

Han Yi asked in a low voice, "Where's Meng Tuan?"

"It's dropped by tens of millions... and it's still falling, ah!" Little Totoro exclaimed, "I'm sorry, it's nothing serious, the website crashed. It's the first time I've seen fans lose fans and the website crashed..."

Han Yi thought silently in his heart, let the opponent also break the record, is this his record or the opponent's record?

Compared with Han Yi's calmness, Meng Tuan looked frantic and almost collapsed.

The last straw that crushed him also appeared. He, an aristocratic entertainer who had debuted at the C position, did not rank in the top 40 in this civilian draft.

There was no one around him, and even those teammates had already returned home.The rest of the contestants looked at him contemptuously not far away.

[Happy news!Friends, I read the rankings announced by Bulling Bulling, and Meng Tuan is ranked 138! ]

[Tsk tsk tsk, so not only did you not make the top [-], but you didn't even make the top [-]? ]

[Why is it lower than my final exam ranking? ]

[Laughing, this vest makes you feel lonely, maybe you can feel a little sympathy if you sing directly. ]

[Stick coffee is stick coffee, changing soup and medicine won't work! ]

[Congratulations, Meng, you deserve it all! ]

These taunts were the last words Meng Tuan saw in the virtual world...

Snapped--!

He felt a burning pain on his face, and he was slapped to the ground, his eyes full of gold stars.

Opening his eyes again, he found that the virtual scene was gone, replaced by a more terrifying scene.

Locust was sitting behind the huge wooden table, staring at him sternly.

"Congratulations," Locust smiled without a trace of warmth, "you have earned a good future for you and your family."

"No! No!" Meng Tuan didn't care about his image at all, and climbed to the feet of Robinia, "Your Majesty! Please give me another chance! Please!"

Locust's eyes were full of disgust: "You deserve it too?"

"It's all that E's fault! He must...he must know that mermaid!" Meng Tuan cried out of breath and almost fainted, "Please Your Majesty, it doesn't matter if you kill me to vent your anger, please save my family Bar!"

Robinia was stunned for a second, then shook his head, "Do you think that mermaid has any other friends? Besides you?"

Meng Tuan's eyes widened: "Could it be... Your Majesty suspects that I have told others?"

Robinia just quietly looked at Meng Tuan, the suspicion in his eyes was self-evident.

"Impossible! How could I ruin my future?" Meng Tuan's brain was working rapidly, "Could it be His Majesty's cabinet? His Majesty's cabinet is all civilians! There are also alien races in it!"

Snapped!

Another slap.

"You are crazy," Locust wiped his hands and put on gloves, "you dare to doubt me."

"Your Majesty, I am truly loyal!"

"It doesn't matter," Robin Locust said and walked out of the room, "From now on, no one will question the loyalty of the Oyas family—"

"You forgive me—"

"—because no one will see them again."

After the locust finished speaking, the heavy door slammed shut, shutting out the last ray of sunlight.

Meng Tuan hasn't turned around yet, after all, a few minutes ago, he was still an idol with tens of millions of fans...

Of course he never thought that this would be the last time he would see the sun for the rest of his life.

The moment it was broadcast, the little chinchilla did two backflips on the soft mattress.

"Okay! Did you see the expression on Meng Tuan's face at the end! I really hope I can still dream about it at night!"

Han Yi smiled wryly and restored the disheveled hair, "Okay, okay, don't get too excited!"

"How can I not be excited! I have never been so happy in my life!"

"We still have a tough battle to fight!" Han Yi took the little chinchilla back to the chair, "Look at the regulations for the preliminary round."

Only then did the little chinchilla come down seriously: "Okay, let me take a look... Hiss, it's troublesome."

Han Yi has just watched it. This time they will perform in front of four judges in the preliminary competition, and there are restrictions on the songs they will sing, it must be an "old song".

"No originality..." Little Totoro sighed after reading it: "But is there really an old song in this world that is suitable for singing with a smoky voice like yours?"

Han Yi thought for a while: "I'm afraid I can only adapt it."

"We're not good at adaptation," Little Totoro slapped his head, "Tomorrow is the day to let the wind go! We may have a chance to go to the dungeon!"

"That's exactly what I mean." Han Yi and the little Totoro clapped their hands in the air.

Little Totoro tilted his head, "But how do I get there? There is a thick door in the dungeon, I'm sure I won't be able to get through, and the guard said that they don't even have a key, only Robiniacus with them..."

Han Yi smiled suddenly: "Don't worry, if something like this happened today, he will come here soon."

At noon the next day, the sun was hiding behind layers of dark clouds, and the entire capital was dusty.

Robinia sat in the back seat of the luxury car, frowning.

I just heard that the cabinet held a meeting all morning.But it was a meeting, but it was actually more like a criticism of the Mengtuan incident.

Even Robin Locust himself began to have some doubts about his abilities: why did his plans...his schemes... always fall short?

"Your Majesty, are you sure you have to go to the palace at this time... um, rest?" said a huge tortoise beside the locust tree.

Locust didn't pay much attention to the other party's words, and simply nodded: "Yes."

He had to go, to make sure of one thing.

This matter was brought up by Meng Tuan yesterday, and it stuck in his mind all night, unable to sleep.

The tortoise pushed his glasses, and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, as members of the cabinet, I think we should hurry up and review the whole matter now, instead of being impulsive."

Robinia has always allowed the cabinet to speak freely, and the members he selected were all extremely upright, which helped him a lot before, but now... what he needs now is not this.

"Okay, I know." Robinia twisted his sore neck, "Have you dealt with Mengtuan?"

"The claw guards have put him and the whole family under house arrest on the planet Amos, which is the most remote planet. The scope of his activities there is worse than that of the palace."

Black Locust nodded, finally something went well.

"That's good."

"Your Majesty, I know you don't like to hear it, but as the leader of the cabinet, I still have the obligation to remind you that your plan to control the civilians is too dangerous." The turtle took out a long scroll, "Look, We have discussed so many times, and we all think that this is an extremely dangerous path, and people will be loved only if we follow the public opinion, and if we just want to use it, it will be easy to be backlashed!"

There was a hint of sullenness on the face of Robinia, "Are you questioning my opinion? You must know that you are the cabinet, not the king! The only purpose of your existence is to advise me!"

"But--"

"Okay, don't say any more," Robinson waved his hand, "I know what you said, and I'm also thinking of other ways."

The old tortoise hesitated and said: "And, the resistance of the civilian class is already a bit uncontrollable... Do we have to expect that E to be a pacifist?"

The locust knocked over the cup with a snap, startling the turtle.

"I squeezed E to death as easily as I crushed an ant."

Locust's authority has always been unquestionable, even though he has been self-doubting recently, but in front of the cabinet, he must be the absolute ruler.

His plan was to make a wedding dress for E again and again, how could he really be so indifferent...

"I know..." the tortoise's voice was a little aggrieved, "but our technicians still haven't been able to locate him. I think we can stop focusing on him and wait and see what happens. Your Majesty, I read E All the videos, live broadcasts and live broadcasts, I don't think he may be such a...extreme person."

"Yeah." Locust calmed down, and said sarcastically, "Then we hope that he will perform well in the first round and show some signs?"

The old turtle didn't dare to answer any more, but luckily the driver reminded him: "The palace is here."

Robinia gave a deep "hmm", and the old tortoise looked at the leather whip in the opponent's hand, and could only silently pray in his heart for the good luck of the foreign compatriot who was about to suffer.

On the grass, more than a dozen beautiful creatures are letting the wind out. Even though the sky is not beautiful, everyone still greedily breathes the few free air.

Little Totoro couldn't enjoy it, his little hairy head was full of big doubts.

He stared blankly at Yi, really not understanding what the other party meant last night, did he already have a plan to get the key?

It's never a good thing for a tyrant to come, but why did Yi seem to be looking forward to it last night...

And at this moment... Yi was leaning against the tree, looking very relaxed and comfortable.

"Hey! Mermaid boy! Stand up straight! Your Majesty's grace to let you out is not to let you be so lazy!" The crane mercilessly destroyed the current harmonious atmosphere.

Ever since the fruit incident, every time he released Fengyi, he would bring his compatriots of other races to eat something else, but the crane was excluded.

Xianhe was still humbly begging at first, but seeing that this mermaid is really firm, he changed his humbleness before and started to pick his thorns.

According to him, he has already written all kinds of evil deeds of Yi in a small notebook, and will present it when the emperor comes next time.

Han Yi glanced at him, automatically blocked the other party's foul language, and threw a fruit over.

Xian He was taken aback, wondering what Tong Yi was doing?

"You want...to curry favor with me?" Xianhe said sternly, "No! I will definitely report to His Majesty!"

"You'd better have a chance," Han Yi sneered, "Besides, the reason I gave you the fruit is that I want you to pass it to the snake girl. I'm tired, so I can't throw it that far."

"Bah!" Xianhe spat at Han Yi, and then threw the fruit to the snake girl, "A bunch of rubbish, wait for your Majesty to come down, and see how I sue you!"

Han Yi ignored the other party's threats, but looked at the snake girl.

The snake girl didn't pick up the fruit thrown by the crane, she let it fall on the ground, and nodded shyly when she met Han Yi's gaze: "Thank you, Yi, but I'm not too hungry now..."

Han Yi gave her a meaningful look, but didn't respond.

"His Majesty is here!"

As soon as Gray's broken voice yelled, all the creatures on the lawn stood up and looked at the gate in horror.

Everyone prayed silently in their hearts, hoping that the black locust would not choose themselves.

Except for the eager crane.

And Han Yi.

He was still lying on the ground, but his expression changed, showing a little weakness.

"Hey, Yi! Get up!" Little Totoro anxiously reminded in a low voice, "The tyrant is coming!"

"I know," Han Yi quickly winked at him, "play by ear."

The little chinchilla was even more confused, but there wasn't much time for him to react, the locust had already strutted into the lawn, still holding the thick leather whip in his hand.

"Your Majesty!" Xianhe seemed to have come to a savior, "You can count—"

Before he finished speaking, His Majesty, whom he was thinking of, had already walked past him and stood beside the little mermaid.

Locust looked displeased: "What's going on? Gray?"

Grey hurried over, seeing the sickly look of the little mermaid, he felt a little bit in his heart: "Your Majesty, I don't know...it's fine this morning."

"Your Majesty..." Han Yi seemed to see the person clearly, "It's not about Ge Rui, it's about me, it's because my body hasn't been in good shape since my throat got bad, thanks to the housekeeper's care , In fact, it has improved a lot..."

Grey breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried down the steps: "Yes, I've done my best."

"Your Majesty, he's just pretending! He was so arrogant just now!" Shouted the crane.

Looking at Han Yi's appearance, the tyrant was a little soft-hearted at first, but when he heard what Xian He said, he suddenly became suspicious and remembered his own reason for coming.

So, he returned to the cold expression of the past, and arrogantly picked up Han Yi's collar.

"Have you ever talked to anyone, anyone, about that?"

His eyes almost wanted to see through Han Yi's soul.

Han Yi looked terrified, "What's the matter? Your Majesty, I don't understand?"

The tyrant sneered, "Of course it's because you were poisoned by the dream."

In an instant, big teardrops fell from Han Yi's eyes, and his beautiful facial features were distorted by the pain, as if he had fallen into some kind of extremely painful memory, "Your Majesty, I didn't... When I was first poisoned, I almost I can’t speak, besides, I don’t even know what the poison is and where it came from, so who would believe me?”

Looking at Han Yi's expression, the tyrant finally relaxed: "Hmph, it seems that you are still...you can be stupid."

Everyone in the audience breathed a sigh of relief, and the tyrant seemed less angry than when he came.

"But is this true?" The tyrant suddenly changed the topic, and stared at Han Yi for a while, narrowing his eyes for analysis.

He is an overly cautious character, and he really doesn't know if he can trust this collection.

But Han Yi didn't say anything, and didn't distinguish for himself, he just turned his head away with the strength of the opponent's hand.

At this moment, the little chinchilla suddenly saw Yi winking at him quickly.

There are only two words "xianhe" in the mouth shape.

Maowei woke up like a dream, in the few minutes just now, the crane was too silent.He didn't even add insult to injury when the tyrant questioned Yi.

Could it be... there is something hidden?

He didn't even have time to think clearly, the tacit understanding he had accumulated with Yi for many days made him blurt out: "Your Majesty was so angry just now, but was it because of the crane incident?"

"What?" The tyrant choked, his expression instantly shocked, but he quickly restrained his expression, and walked quickly to the little chinchilla, "Do you know what you are talking about?"

Seeing Han Yi's performance before, the little chinchilla imitated Han Yi's behavior, and now his voice became weaker: "Your Majesty, I am too... I also heard from Brother Xianhe that he seemed to help Yi with regard to poisoning."

"You fart!" Immediately, Xianhe yelled, "I...how could I? I didn't say it!"

Immediately afterwards, the crane could not speak a word, because the tyrant had already rushed forward and grabbed his long neck.

"My Neighbor Totoro has been here for a few months, and there is no one who is quieter than him, and he is the youngest one, if he didn't hear something, how would he know?" The tyrant laughed angrily, "I still said those things Where did the secret come from... so it was you?"

"no--"

"Your Majesty," the snake girl said unexpectedly, "it's him. When Yi first arrived, he still showed off that it was the poison of his race that had this effect!"

"waste!"

While the tyrant was furious, he didn't forget to take a quick glance at Han Yi to confirm that the other party's expression was as shocked as everyone else's, and then he was relieved.

Then, he grabbed the crane by the neck and went out through the gate.

In the past, the crane was always like Gray complaining about various collections. Everyone has suffered a lot from him, so now, no one has a good face to this guy who helps the evil, and listens to him almost without any fluctuations in his heart. Struggling roar.

Of course, no one pleaded for him.

After that, the crane never came back.

The little chinchilla had just recovered from the shock, but was still in the dark, looking at Yi for help.

And all the collections—especially the snake girl—started to cheer and applaud after the crane was taken away by the tyrant.

"What a wicked reward!"

"He finally died! It's all because he informed the tyrant last time that I have so many scars! Now I'm happy!"

"Bah! That kind of thing is really embarrassing to us aliens!"

"He often shows off that he can watch TV with Robinia, I really vomit!"

"Yi, Maowei, Snake Girl did a great job!"

"You guys are amazing!"

They haven't been this happy in a long time!

Han Yi gave the applause to Snake Girl with a smile, and nodded towards her.Snake girl scratched her head (the little snake on the top) embarrassedly, a touch of blush flew on her gorgeous face.

A dark alliance has been formed in a few eyes.

Until all the collections returned to the room, the little chinchilla finally came over impatiently.

"Brother Yi, what happened just now!"

Han Yi wiped off the scar painted on his neck, organized his thoughts, and then started talking to the little chinchilla.

In fact, at the beginning of the poisoning, the original owner did not try hard to clarify himself.But he didn't know where the poison in his body came from, so he could only give up.

With the influx of memories, this matter has been buried in Han Yi's heart until the first time he went out to let the wind go, he saw the snake girl looking at the juice dripping from the crane's mouth in disgust, and then he had a feeling. initial guess.

He remembered that it was written in the book that the Crane Clan is an extremely noble race and has a good relationship with all races, even the Snake Clan.

But there is a race that is very similar to the crane, but it is the complete opposite, almost everyone shouts and beats it.

Poison family.

This is a poisonous bird that feeds exclusively on snakes, and their venom also has different effects, one of which is to make people hoarse, or even completely dumb.

That so-called crane may be a poisonous poison.

And he experimented again today, and the snake girl's unwillingness to accept the fruit handed over by the other party also confirmed this point.

The snake girl should know about this, she has the natural sensitivity of the snake clan.And the reason why I haven't said it all the time is probably for self-protection.

("My God, that's how it is!" Little Totoro exclaimed.)

Although Han Yi knew that Meng Tuan's kindness to him was not sincere, but after rethinking it repeatedly in his memory, he felt that the other party didn't seem to have the courage to do things that made him poisonous and dumb in public, and there must be a mastermind behind it.

At first, Han Yi was still wondering if the mastermind might be someone from his family, but after seeing various news on the Internet, he found that his family was not as good as him, so he was sure that the mastermind behind it must be someone from his family. is a tyrant.

It is naturally impossible for the tyrant to hand over this matter to the cabinet, which means that his helpers must be by his side.

Maybe the poison was just to make him hoarse temporarily, but Zhen's poison was hard to control, and he accidentally made him completely hoarse.

But the mermaid's face is too prominent, which makes the tyrant still keep him as a collection.

Han Yi raised his eyebrows: "Xianhe always said that he accompanied the tyrant to watch variety shows... You said before that most of the tyrant's collection comes from the entertainment industry..."

"That's right, they're not watching TV at all!" The little chinchilla snapped its fingers, "They're picking prey!"

Han Yi nodded.

"And you also said before that the queen mermaid is the first collection, and the zhen is the second." Han Yi thought for a while, "So I guess, the tyrant doesn't want to see his accomplices outside all the time, so Only then did he lock him in. Or... a darker idea, the tyrant himself first took a fancy to Zhen, but the other party offered the venom as a condition in exchange for his quality of life here..."

Having said that, the little chinchilla hammered the bed board heavily.

"Unexpectedly, the biggest accomplice in poisoning the alien race is actually the alien race!" Little Totoro was so angry that his beard trembled, "It is because of these people who live on the so-called nobles like dog skin plaster, that our life is so difficult!"

Han Yi sighed.

Isn't this always the case?

In elementary school, the "pace soldier" in the class who made small reports to the teacher; in the workplace, the colleague who specially framed his colleagues to please the boss; The grandma who hides silver needles...

The disadvantaged groups are already struggling, but they just face the oppression of the powerful, and what is even more chilling is that there are always those who stand with the powerful and take some petty profits, and turn around and persuade them to give up fighting, " Contentment".

But this matter, starting today, will no longer be like this.

Zhen's departure means that for a period of time, there will never be another collection entering this palace.

Han Yi silently turned on the timer in his heart, and must make the tyrant get what he deserved before the next "poison" arrives.

"Without the crane, ah no, without the zhen, I think you should be the most trusted person of the tyrant in a short time, right?" The little chinchilla asked in a soft voice, "Maybe your life won't be so difficult anymore Yes, but please don’t become like a poisonous dragon, and don’t become a dragon slayer, okay?”

Han Yi snorted the fluff on the little chinchilla's head, and said firmly, "Of course."

Then he took a bunch of keys out of his pocket.

"It's the key to the dungeon!" Little Totoro exclaimed, "You stole it while he was interrogating you!"

Han Yi raised an eyebrow at the little Totoro:

"Yes. And, I assure you, every time the tyrant touches me in the future, something will be missing from him."