He was so miserable, he pretended to be [Quick Transmigration]

However, these creatures looked at Han Yi with scrutiny.

"It's like this, Mr. Han, they don't touch each other on weekdays," Gray rubbed his bare paws, "and they all compete for His Majesty's favor!"

Han Yi was stunned for a moment, then understood.

Although they are all so-called "collections", they may not be grasshoppers on the same rope, let alone friends.

Especially in such a situation where everyone is in danger, everyone must take self-protection as the premise.

Gray walked around Han Yi, and flatteringly pointed to the tree farthest from the gate of the palace, "Mr. Han, the place where you bask in the sun is under that tree, and the scenery there is the best!"

"Okay." Han Yi took two steps, and as if he suddenly remembered something, he took out Gray's tail from his pocket.

"If you purposely applied to the tyrant to let me go out, and arranged for me this kind of position, just to see if I would make a mistake and leave your tail in the room, well... then you may have miscalculated .”

Under the sun, Han Yi's skin shone with a silvery white light like waves, Ge Rui was stunned for a moment, and his expression collapsed visibly with the naked eye.

"Mr. Han, the range of activities is five square meters, and the wind time is one hour. I will come to you later."

After all, he drooped his face and left without looking back.

Han Yi stretched his waist, and there was not much turmoil in his heart, let alone the slightest pity.

The original owner's life is already miserable enough, not to mention that he now has to restore his voice and create music. He must not just tolerate it anymore and let the mouse butler stab him in the back.

This kind of guy who clings to the rich and powerful and eats scum has always been bullying.

After walking under the tree, Han Yi began to look around.The lawn here is very soft, and the trees grow straight, obviously being well-tended.

On the crown of the tree, there are many fruits that resemble huge strawberries.

But Han Yi didn't look at it for too long, he suddenly felt that someone was watching him.

When he turned his head abruptly, he caught the other party off guard, and dodged in the shadow of the sapling beside him in embarrassment.

But the big fluffy tail is still exposed.

It's a chinchilla.

Han Yi thought for a while, and while Ge Rui wasn't looking at him, he climbed up the tree neatly and picked the most pink and fragrant fruit.

The little chinchilla poked its head out, staring straight at the pink fruit in his hand.

"Want to eat?"

Little Totoro blinked.

Han Yi smiled and stroked his beard.

"You...want my beard?" Totoro asked strangely, his voice was soft, it sounded like he was not old last year, "For fruit?"

"Well, give me six, and I'll give you six fruits."

"it is good!"

Although the little chinchilla didn't understand the other party's intentions, he still pulled out six of the longest and strongest beards and threw them over like a javelin.

Han Yi picked up his beard, tugged at it, and nodded in satisfaction.

Indeed, it is as strong and elastic as the original owner remembered, and it is a good material for guitar strings.

Of course he didn't break his promise, and picked a few more fruits and threw them over. The little chinchilla quickly hid them in the pouch on his stomach, without saying thank you, and without poking his head again.

Han Yi didn't care about the other party's reaction either. After all, everyone was not familiar with each other and couldn't build trust in a short time, but it was always good to break the deadlock with a deal.

"Hey! New here! Don't make trouble for us!"

Suddenly, a high-pitched sound similar to birdsong sounded behind him. He turned his head and found not far away, a crane was looking at him viciously with its hips akimbo.

"He can see it! Your Majesty can see it all the time! Don't make small moves! Otherwise, I will report Jerry directly!"

"Oh my god, Boss He, you are really His Majesty's loyal lackey!"

The crane's voice immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the snake girl beside him.

The upper body of the snake girl is an extremely beautiful and coquettish woman, but the lower body is an emerald green snake tail.She obviously has a deep grudge against the crane, and the thousands of little snakes that make up her hair are screaming and looking at him.

"A running dog? You must know that His Majesty rescued you from that poor land and gave you food!" Xian He sneered, pointing at Han Yi, "Besides, don't you know who he is?"

"who is it?"

"He's that mermaid! That guy who was caught lip-syncing by the whole star!"

The snake girl exclaimed: "What?!"

The crane's sound was neither high nor low, and it happened to be heard by several creatures around.

This time, not only the snake girl, but also the jewel man, the young shark, the bamboo monster, the king worm... all looked at Han Yi with anger.

"It's you! Let us aliens lose face in front of humans and StarClan!"

"My God, do you know that because Bao... His Majesty couldn't find you at first, so he took me in to replace you?"

"I thought you could stand up for the alien race, but who would have thought that you would be such a lowly cheater!"

"You're embarrassing all the mermaids!"

"You should be executed directly! How could you still come out to let the wind go!"

Even the little chinchilla threw back the fruit in his hand when he heard it, with so much strength that he almost hit Han Yi in the face.

Races have coexisted harmoniously for hundreds of years, but human beings are still the masters of this empire, and when they look at other races, they have more or less "curiosity" eyes.

Therefore, the status of these alien races in the interstellar empire is already very low, and they often rely on clinging to the powerful to survive, and with the lip-syncing incident of the little mermaid, they are now spurned by thousands of people... …

Han Yi was not in a hurry when faced with criticism, and still had a polite smile.

After all, these face-to-face cursing were considered "friendly" compared to what he had experienced before.

What's more, he found that these alien races are still "same hatred", which shows that their blood and integrity have not been completely consumed by the tyrant...

This little bit of energy was exactly what he needed.

When the uproar was almost over, Han Yi cleared his throat, and amidst more than a dozen angry eyes, Hong Sheng shouted back: "Gerry! Come here!"

All the collections of foreign races fell silent instantly.

No one expected that at this time, the little mermaid would call out the name of that frightening housekeeper!

Moreover, the little mermaid's voice was so unpleasant before, but now it sounds a little hoarse and bewitching...

They thought Gray would be furious, and came over with a whip and slapped the little mermaid's smooth back.

however……

Gray quickly ran over on all fours, and said respectfully, "What's the matter, Mr. Yi?"

Han Yi pointed upwards, "Pick some fruit, I want to treat everyone to eat."

More than a dozen aliens were stunned on the spot.

How dare he order this big housekeeper who does all kinds of evil!

"You... how dare you pick His Majesty's fruit!" Immortal Crane reacted and said angrily, "Those are all the property of the empire—oh!"

Without another word, Han Yi threw a fruit into the crane's mouth.

The pink juice splashed everywhere, and the crane subconsciously chewed a few times, and instantly became quiet.

After a while, he actually shed two lines of tears.

"I... I've never eaten something so delicious!"

Han Yi smiled and thought, thinking about it too.

Before he was idle and bored, he found a "Compilation of Characteristics of Various Races" in the study room. The tens of thousands of pages of the book recorded the characteristics of each race in detail, and Han Yi forced himself to memorize them all.

It was written that the Totoro family can be called the existence with the most tricky taste in the empire, and the structure of the stomach is also very special, and they often die suddenly because of eating two more snacks.

In other words, the food that even chinchillas want to eat... must taste very good.

Not to mention being in the tyrant's palace, just by looking at the reactions of those alien races just now, it is clear that apart from being very bad to himself, Gray may be worse than them.

However, Xianhe finally came back to his senses, regained his fearful look before, and hurriedly said "Bah, bah, bah."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

He was so afraid of Gray that he almost wanted to apologize with death on the spot.

"You worthless thing!" The snake girl hated iron and steel, "You are a crane clan! Such a proud and holy race! How can you let your feathers be stained with dust!"

But Xianhe still vomited hard.

Han Yi scanned the crowd and found that many people's eyes were shining with anger and doubts, but due to the existence of Grey, he dared not speak again.

"Gerui," Han Yi pointed at the snake girl, "give her two fruits, now."

"Mr. Ke Han, these fruits are all rare varieties that are tributed by the Federation..."

Seeing Han Yi's expression, Ge Rui didn't dare to speak any more. He picked two fruits and stuffed them into the hands of the snake girl.

The snake girl stared at this scene dumbfounded, "You...what are you doing?"

But she didn't finish her sentence, as if she was afraid that Gray would take away the fruits and swallowed them into her stomach.

For a moment, Snake was stunned.

"How does it taste?" The bamboo monster asked impatiently.

The snake girl looked at the blue sky, the gentle sunlight shone on her pale face, she savored the fresh, juicy fruit aroma that still lingered on her taste buds...

"...is the taste of freedom."

After speaking, two lines of hot tears flowed from Snake Girl's eyes.

It has been too long since she felt this moment, the sun shining on her shoulders, like a free person.

"Thank you, little mermaid." The snake girl finally came back to her senses and looked at Han Yi, "Although I don't know how you did it, thank you... thank you..."

Han Yi smiled back, "Gerui, send a piece of fruit to each of those people."

These are the people who just scolded him aloud.

A person with a fire in his heart.

At this moment, they tasted the delicious fruit, their eyes full of gratitude.

"Sorry, we shouldn't have scolded you."

"Yes, thank you, little mermaid..."

"This is the most beautiful day since I lived in the palace for three years..."

"I offer you the purest blessings of the gem clan!"

Seeing that they were not punished, the crane climbed to Han Yi's feet regardless of his image.

"Brother Mermaid! Please, give me two more fruits!" Xianhe began to kowtow, "No... I shouldn't be so greedy, just one! Please!"

Han Yi lowered his eyes, sneered slyly, and ignored his begging.

"What I hate the most is not people who are stuck in the mud, but people like you who are oppressed, exploited, and restricted by the ruler, but still speak for the ruler."

Han Yi didn't say this sentence because of Ge Rui's presence.

But looking at the contemptuous eyes of other "collections" around the crane, Han Yi knew that everything was in the air.

Han Yi looked at Grey, who was covered in leaves and was in a panic: "You are not allowed to tell His Majesty what happened today, understand?"

"No problem!" Gray nodded repeatedly.

"Treat them better in the future, everyone is of a different race."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

All the foreign races holding the fruit burst into cheers of victory.

"And..." Han Yi followed the little chinchilla's gaze and pointed to another fruit tree, "Next time we let the wind go, we're going to eat that fruit."

"No... no problem!"

Of course, Han Yi didn't rely on the belief of "all the proletariat unite" to help these people—this time the briefing was over, and when Gray was not paying attention, he exchanged various things.

All kinds of wood from the bamboo monster, some gravel from the gem man, the viscous venom from the snake woman, the long beard of the little chinchilla, etc...

All the aliens would ask Han Yi when they handed things over to him: "Are you sure you want this garbage from us? What do you want to use it for?"

Han Yi just smiled and didn't answer.

Three days later, it was already late at night, and after confirming that Ge Rui also stopped patrolling the room and went back to his room, Han Yi took out all these things.

He wants to make a guitar.

This world hardly uses the guitar, a primitive musical instrument with a single tone. Therefore, even in the vast books, there are no ready-made drawings. Han Yi can only rely on his memory to design and modify repeatedly.

Tonight, he was finally going to start doing it.

And he doesn't just do guitar.

He found a broken camera in the study, and it was barely usable with the gem man's scraps as the lens.

He decided to start the live broadcast today, starting with live broadcasting and making guitars.

Fifteen days before the game starts, he still needs 30 fans.

After filling in a lot of personal information, he finally created an account in the music area and opened the live broadcast room.

Han Yi intentionally covered the surrounding environment with sheets, so that even if the tyrant watched the live broadcast room in person, he would not know it was him. However, compared with other live broadcast rooms that are often magnificent and have nearly a thousand colors, his background can be called It's shabby.

Moreover, he is still a rookie.

Not to mention, his avatar is still a down-and-out cowboy, and his face can hardly be seen clearly.

In this way, after more than ten minutes, the number of people who came to his live broadcast room was "0".

Even in the middle of the night, tens of thousands of people are still broadcasting live, and he has no competitiveness at all.

Han Yi had to stop what he was doing and looked backstage.

After figuring it out for a while, he finally found the "Promotion" function in an obscure corner.

The logic is simple. This video site has a streaming limit. As long as it is a new account and does not buy promotions, the number of people will be limited.

And if you want to be posted, the more popular the video, the more likely it is, which forms a vicious circle.

But Han Yi didn't have the money to buy the promotion at all for a while, so he could only apply for it from the director of the palace if he wanted to use it.

The emperor will know when the time comes, and Han Yi doesn't want to use the perpetrator's money.

Han Yi gritted her teeth and sold the "mask" she wore when she registered her account.

In this way, his face, which was a bit too eye-catching in itself, was exposed.

The curve of his jaw is still that of a mermaid, simple and smooth, like a shell that has been washed by the sea for several years, and his pair of emerald green eyes form a strong contrast with the desolation around him.

It was as if there was a pearl in the mud.

Han Yi looked at himself for a long while and felt relieved.Even with such an appearance, it should not make people think that "E" is "Yi".

After all, even if Yi stepped down in the most embarrassing state at the time, he still maintained the consistent aesthetics popular in the empire, gorgeous and exaggerated, which was very different from his current rebellious image.

Although the face towel that comes with the system is very cheap, the money in exchange is just enough for him to buy the cheapest promotion. According to the algorithm, if he is lucky enough, it can bring him nearly a hundred viewers.

As expected, a reminder popped up in Han Yi's live broadcast room.

The user [weird coffee collection bot] enters the live broadcast room.

Han Yi: "..."

Looking at the other party's ID, he fell into a brief silence.

What algorithm is this promotion?

It's just that the person who came was weird... Besides, why did he come in alone!

at the same time.

Late at night, the "Capital Utopia" apartment is still brightly lit.

This is the most expensive and high-end residential building on the capital planet. It is located in the center of the central area, and it is only separated from the emperor's palace by a low hill.

Almost all the people living here are dignitaries and celebrities.

Zhu Xiaodu is an outlier.

She is the illegitimate daughter of an aristocratic outer room, and she was kept in a suite on the top floor for the purpose of preventing her from contacting the outside world.

But unlike the collection imprisoned by the tyrant, she can be regarded as pampered and well-fed. Except that she cannot go downstairs, everything still maintains the living standard of the nobility.

But she is not reconciled, she just wants to break out a career of her own.

Therefore, she registered as a resident anchor at the beginning of the establishment of Bulling Bulling. At the beginning, she followed the mainstream gorgeous style, because of her sweet and cute appearance, she gained a lot of popularity.

But she was not living comfortably, so a few months ago, she changed her previous image and became a character with a sweet appearance but a very vicious tongue. This is exactly her own character.

Compared with the singing and dancing of other beauties, she often does some outrageous things, such as "Challenge home-brewed plum wine today, but I will not get drunk after a thousand cups", "When I became an online anti-fraud anchor, I deceived the liar ", "Learn Taijiquan within three days" and so on...

Most of the users of Bulling Bulling.com are young people, there are almost no nobles, and they are more inclusive. Her setting of slanting swords has attracted the favor of many middle-class and low-level people.

After all, when I return home after working fifteen hours for the nobles, I really don't want to see those absurd and vain Yingying Yanyan anymore.

Many nobles have criticized her for being extremely vulgar. Her live broadcast room is a well-deserved "garbage gathering place" and "will spoil many children". For this reason, Bling Bling also restricted the flow of her and other similar anchors, but She is still very hot.

——Who knows if those pious nobles will also open her live broadcast room late at night, laughing?

In short, in just a few months, she has gained tens of millions of fans, and now she is a well-deserved "First Sister of Bulling Bulling", and even known as "Queen of Titles".

Because she will be banned more than ten times for almost every live broadcast.

But Zhu Xiaodu didn't do anything out of the ordinary today.

She drank too much home-brewed plum wine yesterday, and is still a little hungover today.

But this didn't affect her current popularity. Her popularity has already exceeded [-] million, and the number of real-time viewers is also a few million.

Although Zhu Xiaodu was sick at the moment and was still holding a huge teddy bear, his vitality was still intact.

"Sisters, I'm sorry, I can only let you see a sick beauty today."

"What, you want to give plum wine live?! That won't work, I'm still drunk after a thousand cups, you guys can't stand it at all!"

"I can't play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds with my good friends today. I'm really sorry, sisters. I'm a little weak today."

In this imperial era where imperial power is supreme and everyone looks up to the aesthetics of the nobility, only she with such a background dares to act out of character, which is indeed a clear stream.

Her audience also said that it didn't matter, even if she didn't make some interesting plans, Zhu Xiaodu must have some ways to make things happen.

"Hey, why don't we go to the ward rounds? Bulling Bulling has never given traffic to those weird anchors like me, why don't we go and have a look together today?"

The barrage instantly boiled——

"Okay, follow Zhu Xiaodu to find some other wonderful things!"

"Our whole family is watching Xiaodu's live broadcast, can you believe it, is my family all weird?"

"Hhh, poor people are weird, so is my family. Who can refuse to come back to see Xiaodu talking nonsense after a day of sweeping the streets?"

……

Zhu Xiaodu scanned boredly. She thought the music area was a bit boring. She was selling her face to sell her figure, or her high pitch to sell her flamboyance.

"The title queen is now starting to seal other people's accounts!"

"I've been annoyed by these fluffy things for a long time! Well done!"

"I can also understand... how can rich people give rewards otherwise!"

"Yes, even if Miss Xiaodu is so popular, she is still at the bottom of the reward list. We are too poor, alas..."

However, she suddenly saw the title of a live broadcast room and was immediately attracted.

[The first day of becoming an anchor, starting from hand-crafted musical instruments]

Zhu Xiaodu looked at the background, good guy, this person's popularity is 0, and he even spent [-] gold coins for promotion, it's too miserable!

Obviously a newcomer, but the title is too real, how can there be an anchor who even makes musical instruments by himself.

I'm afraid it's not a headline party, right?

Clicking in with a curious heart, Zhu Xiaodu was a little disappointed for a moment, she didn't see any signs of work.

In the camera, there is only a thin man sitting there operating something. He has a handsome face, thin clothes, and some dust on his face and hands.

But compared with other live broadcast rooms, it looks very clean.

The barrage also immediately expressed dissatisfaction:

[It turns out that they really make musical instruments?Isn't this the music area? ]

[That’s right, and what kind of musical instrument he made, I’ve never seen it before. ]

[There are strings and a piano box, is it a zither? ]

[Who still uses the zither? It’s such an ancient instrument. Now singers are accompanied by composite harps, and there are thousands of sounds when they are played casually. That’s "advanced". ]

[...Kite is also very advanced, okay! ]

Zhu Xiaodu watched the anchor concentrate on fiddling with the tools in his hand, and he was not in a hurry, and he didn't interact frantically like other anchors when they saw him coming. He thought it was interesting, so he posted a barrage.

[what are you doing? ]

Han Yi hurriedly checked it when he heard the prompt sound of the barrage, and his eyes were in a daze for a moment.

In fact, this is his first live broadcast. Although he has worked as a web writer before, he only needs to write a good text to respond to readers. It does not require real-time interaction like it does now.

Before he could react for a while, he raised his head and pointed to himself, "Are you talking about me?"

Zhu Xiaodu laughed, the person opposite was probably going through too much misery and lost his mind.

[Of course, or is it me? ]

Han Yi didn't notice the sarcasm in the other party's tone, and replied seriously: "I'm making guitars."

As he said that, he moved the camera closer, intending to let the only viewer whose ID is "weird coffee collection bot" look at the appearance of the guitar, but unexpectedly caused a peak of active barrage users on the entire website tonight.

[What is a guitar? ]

[an ancient musical instrument, since it is usually played with the human voice, no one uses it now]

[Does anyone still want to do this kind of thing... Damn, I couldn't see clearly from a distance just now, this man looks so good! ]

[Oh my god, this hand, this neck, although it is a leather case, it is too amazing! ]

[srds, the leather case can't change the eyes, his pupils are green, like gems!Woohoo, I feel like my soul has been hooked away! ]

[I just like to see men focus on work!Downtrodden but working hard, that drop of sweat slid over the scar on his neck, super sexy! ]

[Shasha! ]

And Han Yi...Of course he didn't know all of this, he only answered briefly, then lowered his head, and continued to play with the guitar in his hand,

Zhu Xiaodu smiled.

angry.

"What, did this man intentionally set up this kind of 'down and out artist' persona to attract fans? He deliberately made himself miserable. How can he bow his head again if he misses his face!"

The barrage also echoed.Zhu Xiaodu typed another line.

[Do you know who I am? ]

Han Yi thought for a while, then nodded.

Zhu Xiaodu put his hands on his hips, "Hey, that's right!"

Han Yi: "Aren't you a weirdo collecting bots?"

Zhu Xiaodu took a gulp of soda and sprayed it on the screen.

This person is too weird, right? !

But Han Yi really can't be blamed for this, he actually knows Zhu Xiaodu, and he is looking forward to getting to know her, but tonight she changed her ID.

The barrage was full of "hahahaha", Zhu Xiaodu rolled his eyes.

[Are you a music anchor?Can you sing? ]

After sending it out, I felt a burst of pride in my heart.

She is going to expose this false personality!

Unexpectedly, the other party raised his head and smiled gently at her.

"Okay, although the guitar is not completely finished, it's about the same," Han Yi paused, "Speaking of which, you are the first person to listen to this song, I hope you can give some suggestions."

Zhu Xiaodu frowned, showing an expression of disbelief.

Could it be that this guy who can rely on his face for a living can still write his own songs?

In this era, AI is used to write songs, who still does it themselves!

Han Yi lightly plucked the strings, relying on the absolute pitch of the original owner to make the final proofreading.

Just when Zhu Xiaodu felt impatient and wanted to urge him again, he suddenly froze——

This one spoke from the man named "E".

A singing voice that she had never heard swept through her eardrums and mind.

Zhu Xiaodu listened to the other party's incomparably graceful yet glamorous singing, as if seeing a crumbling poppy.

With the simple and clean chords of the guitar, it presents a wonderful mix and match texture!

My God, what kind of cooperation is this? It's unheard of, and what you see is what you see!

After just a few passages, she was completely convinced!

Shocked, she quietly removed the sticker on the screen that blocked the opponent's ID.

……

Han Yi sang attentively, this was the first listener of his new song.

Even if there is only one person, he must go all out.

however.

What he didn't know was that "E" added 10,000+ fans in just a few tens of seconds when he devoted himself wholeheartedly.

And, the numbers are still rising.