After the ascension failed, I picked up the protagonist's golden finger

Meng Changnian crouched there, looking from a distance, he looked like a displeased bird with branches all over its head.

Just when he thought he was so stupid, he felt someone pat him on the shoulder.

He turned his head immediately, but he didn't see anyone, but there were a few branches that stretched behind him at some point, probably because of them. He stared at the branch suspiciously for a few times, and then pushed them aside. Grilled.

After confirming that he would not meet him again, he turned his head in satisfaction, and just happened to meet Shen Shubai's eyes. Meng Changnian turned his head arrogantly, so he didn't see Shen Shubai's wink at him.

The debris stuck on the neck, itching and hurting, but Shen Shubai looked okay, squatting there without blinking his eyes, would he not be as good as Shen Ci?It was rare for him to be patient, but not long after, someone patted his shoulder again.

He drew his sword and stood up.

"Who, stand up."

He held his head with a dead tree branch, no matter how he looked at it, he felt happy.

There was a burst of clear laughter in the air. Kun Daozi appeared in front of Meng Changnian out of thin air, wearing a somewhat faded navy blue Taoist robe. The Taoist robe was a bit wide, but it made him look a bit more dusty. I don't know where to pick up a branch, and use it to tie a crooked bun, with a pair of phoenix eyes, which looks a little evil and frivolous.

Very contradictory elements, but there is a strange fusion in him.

"This is your disciple? The talent is pretty good."

Kun Daozi looked at Meng Changnian while commenting.

"Is it a natural sword bone? But this doesn't match the skills you practice, right?"

He suddenly appeared next to Shen Shubai again.

"Why are you like this?"

He circled around Shen Shubai twice, looking at him with strange eyes, because Shen Shubai not only supported a branch, but also wore dusty clothes, and there was even a lot of dust on his face, Shen Shubai let him look at him, and after a while, I heard him secretly asking: "No, why do I feel that this person looks familiar."

Shen Shubai said silently: "Do you still remember the kid who was driven half a mountain away by Chu Yi?"

Taoist Kun held his face in surprise: "Is it him? He dares to come to Xuanmingzong?"

"I wonder too."

The two sang together, and Meng Changnian was like the bottom of a pot.

"Who is this person?" He was very unhappy and asked.

Holding the sword in his hand, he saw that Shen Shubai was about to spit out the word "Master Zu" again, so he quickly interrupted: "Don't mention these nonsense today, let's judge by strength."

Daoist Kun came to Meng Changnian's side again, looked at him very curiously, then curled his lips and said: "Boy, although your talent is good, but my senior brother's talent is unsurpassed, you can't beat it. "

Shen Shubai: ...

No, he can beat it now.

These words reminded Kun Daozi that he landed next to Shen Shubai, and finally stopped dangling in the sky. Then, Meng Changnian watched him stretch out his hand, palm facing up, and asked expectantly : "Fuyao, where is the promised pheasant! You promised me the day I retreated!"

Shen Shubai thought he was going to ask about his cultivation, but he didn't expect it to be this, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Among the several senior brothers, Kun Daozi was the most out-of-shape, he would call him by his name every now and then, sometimes Gu Yi couldn't do anything about him.

Shen Shubai spread his hands, very helpless, pointed to Meng Changnian and said, "Here, I was scared away by him."

Meng Changnian: ...

Kun Daozi: ...

He looked at Shen Shubai pitifully, Shen Shubai remembered something, ahed, and then added: "Oh, I forgot, I was scared away by the two of you."

After finishing speaking, he looked like he was watching a good show.

Sure enough, Kun Daozi didn't like the kid over there, and Meng Changnian stared back very dissatisfied.

Shen Shubai lost his cultivation, and the pheasants on this mountain are notoriously difficult to catch, otherwise he wouldn't have disguised himself like this.

And Meng Changnian was also very wronged, how did he know that Shen Shubai did this to catch chickens.

If he had known earlier, with his cultivation base, it would be no problem to catch ten or eight for him.

"I'll catch it for you, and you wait for me."

Now it was clear that Shen Shubai was holding the wine, and he didn't mean to make amends at all. He was a little bit frustrated, and after saying these words, his figure disappeared into the mountains.

It also made it easier for the two of them to talk.

After the person left, Kun Daozi put his arms around his shoulders and slapped him hard twice. These two slaps were so hard that Shen Shubai coughed.

"Ahem, what are you doing!"

Kun Daozi raised his hand, wondering, "I didn't use much force."

But he didn't take it to heart, and continued to ask.

"By the way, how much you have improved in your cultivation this time, why can't I feel the aura in your body?"

Shen Shubai had just recovered, with tears in his eyes, when he heard Taoist Kun asking himself and answering: "No way, you have already reached the legendary realm of transforming gods!"

Seeing that he was so excited that he wanted to beat him again, Shen Shubai hurriedly said: "I'm not cultivated! Stop it!"

Kun Daozi heard the words, his hands were in mid-air, and he couldn't believe it: "...Are you joking?"

"I'm serious, otherwise, with the style of that kid just now, you can't just rush up and fight me?"

He was talking about Meng Changnian.

Kun Daozi raised his hand and put it back.

In the end, the two sat on the stone pier very quietly and started a discussion about "why Shen Ci failed to ascend".

So, when Meng Changnian came back with the chicken, what he saw was this scene. Shen Shubai was instructing Kun Daozi to marinate the chicken. There was a pile of seasonings and a large fresh lotus leaf beside him, and a raging fire was growing in front of him. fire.

The two were still arguing about something.

Walked in and listened.

Only then did I realize that the imaginary scene of the two immortals discussing Taoism did not appear, and there were only two childish ghosts who were arguing over whether to put perilla on the roast chicken.

Meng Changnian: ...

In the end, he was forced to join the battlefield, and finally added Zisu. Kun Daozi was defeated, and he drew a [-]th line in great aggrieved way, expressing that he should ignore Shen Shubai.

However, when the roast chicken finally came out, he didn't eat less at all.

Meng Changnian was still a little reluctant at first, with a disgusted expression on his face.

It was written all over his face, who would eat this thing?Whoever eats it will not eat it.

As a result, after Shen Shubai forcibly gagged his mouth, he naturally joined the battle for the roast chicken.

What are the principles?Can I eat it?

Shen Shubai: ...

After eating and drinking enough, it was getting late, Kun Daozi touched his belly, very satisfied, and proposed to send Shen Shubai back, Shen Shubai readily accepted, Meng Changnian followed, the moon was thin, the wind was blowing three times People are very comfortable.

Shen Shubai asked casually: "I remember that the recruiting of disciples in our sect seems to be in charge of your peak all the time, right?"

Daozi Kun didn't know why, but he still replied, "Yes."

"What's the matter, do you want to see it this year?"

"Didn't you never go before?"

Shen Shubai seemed to be joking: "Yes, I am old, so I must not find a closed disciple to pass on my mantle."

Daozi Kun thought he was joking, and replied: "What kind of disciples are you taking, and you have to bother to teach them, how annoying."

Shen Shubai: ...He actually didn't want to accept it either.

But he said in a deep tone: "Life needs challenges."

Kun Daozi: ...

He was silent for a while, his tone suddenly raised, and he said with an incredulous expression: "No way, Shen Ci, are you serious?"

"According to me, accepting disciples is accepting trouble."

"And your body, what kind of disciple do you accept!"

"The disciple hasn't left the teacher yet, so you make yourself sick first."

Kun Daozi seemed to have countless reasons, and Shen Shubai was said to be afraid, so he quickly compromised: "It seems to be a little bit, it is really annoying to hear what you say."

Then he nodded and said affirmatively, "No, no, no more!"

Hearing this answer, Kun Daozi heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Yes, you must have drunk too much."

He was really afraid that Shen Ci would want to accept disciples on a whim.The first is to worry about his health. In his current condition, he is not suitable for such labor-intensive work. The second is that almost everyone knows his current condition, and it is estimated that no one will be his disciple.

At that time, he will not be able to accept disciples, so he will feel uncomfortable.

He thought he had finally interrupted Shen Ci's thoughts. He just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to ask about what to eat next time, but Meng Changnian, who had been silent from the beginning to the end, suddenly spoke. He said, "Shen Ci, You accept disciples."

Kun Daozi breathed a sigh of relief and then choked in the middle of the road. He couldn't get up or down, which made him very uncomfortable.

"What the hell are you kidding?"

"He must have drunk too much, don't worry about him."

He frantically covered Meng Changnian's mouth, but Shen Shubai looked at Meng Changnian leisurely, his icy eyes were full of curiosity, and he asked, "Why?"

Meng Changnian opened the hand covering his mouth, and it seemed that it took him a long time to make up his mind and said, "I think you can teach your disciples well."

Then he turned his head again and said awkwardly: "When the time comes, I will compete with your disciple."

"If you win, you are not allowed to use your seniority to overwhelm me!"

Shen Shubai was amused by his reaction. The insects sounded very noisy in this summer. He suppressed his laughter, but he couldn't hold it back after all. He laughed loudly. His stomach hurt from laughing. After a long while, he straightened up, Pretending to be serious, he said in a very unsightly way: "That's impossible. I only need to live for one day. According to my seniority, I will be your elder for one day."

After speaking, he laughed again.

Meng Changnian: ...

He really has shit in his head, that's why he felt that Shen Ci just now was very lonely.

The angry Meng flew away directly, he was happy, but Kun Daozi didn't know what to do, and asked, "You won't be moved by that kid, right?"

"He is unreliable, what can a child know?"

Seeing that he wanted to attack with words again, Shen Shu sighed, quickly waved his hands and said, "How can that be?"

"Am I such an easily shaken person?"

of course not!

Only now did Daozi Kun feel relieved, and after sending him back, he turned to look for Gu Yi.

It's not that he doesn't trust Shen Shubai's words, it's just that he has to plan ahead. In case Shen Ci really can't think about accepting disciples, in short, he has to prepare in advance.

If that time comes, no one will worship Shen Ci as his teacher.

He went to find him himself!

The author has something to say:

Meng Changnian: It's really fragrant, even though it's late, it's here.

By the way, tomorrow will be the same, at [-]:[-] p.m.