I was reincarnated as the strongest brother on the surface

"Are we really going to do this?"

"I want it..."

"Well, it's necessary."

The three high school students sat together in a circle, Xia Youjie looked at the wigs and skirts on the table as if he was facing a formidable enemy, secretly took a few times of luck, and said: "There should be no need to dress up as a woman, right?" !"

"But dressing up as a woman can better distinguish us from the mysterious group!" Tong Mo said righteously.

Xia Youjie couldn't help turning his eyes to Wujo Wu for help: "Wu——"

Gojo Satoru is already gearing up to put on a skirt: "Huh? What does Jie Zichan want to say?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Tong Mo put a skirt on Xia Youjie, who was ashamed of his heart, and stood a few steps away to look at him carefully, with a strange expression, and forced a smile: "Oh, not bad... Poof!"

Xia Youjie's eyes were dead: "You're laughing! You must be laughing!"

"No! I, how can I laugh at Jie, Miss Jiezi when I am so upright!" Tong Mo turned his head and suppressed a smile, his face contorted, and his shoulders kept shaking.

The appearance of Xia Youjie wearing a skirt with a ball head is so funny, muscular, muscular female orangutan, help hahaha!

Tong Mo said out of breath, "Okay, okay, Jie Zijiang, I want to put your hair back, I've seen that bangs not pleasing to my eyes for a long time!"

Xia Youjie: "Do I want to thank you for putting up with it until now?"

Gojo Wu, who had been turning his back on them all the time, turned around, twisted his waist and gave them a wink: "Mozijiang, Jiezichan, look at Wuzichan, am I beautiful?"

Gojo Satoru put on a long blond wig and red colored contact lenses, painted his lips wide open, and was grinning at them... His waist was quite thin, but his stature stood out.

This picture is really too shocking.

It's a height that makes people feel ashamed to die standing next to a man.

Xia Youjie looked skeptical about life, and with a stiff face, he asked Tong Mo, who seemed to be laughing, "Uh...Tong Mo, what do you think?"

Tong Mo supported the table and gave Gojo Gobi a thumbs up tremblingly: "Mo Zijiang thinks it's great!"

"That is to say, why do you put makeup on your face so seriously, hahaha!"

Tong Mo laughed so hard that he was about to roll to the ground.

Wujo Wu said confidently: "This is the life creed that Ms. Wuzi strictly implements in everything!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Tired, destroy it.These two partners want whoever they like, is it okay to let a normal person like him go?

……

After jumping around for a while, three women in black lacquered cloaks and smiling fox masks quietly left the Bliss Cult, only their flowing skirts and hair were revealed from the cover of the cloaks as they walked. .

It is the No. [-] high school student Gojo Satoru who is eager to make trouble, the No. [-] high school student Tong Mozi who is in the same boat with his brother, and the No. [-] high school student Xia Youjiezi who was coerced by his partners to change into women's clothes.

Xia Youjie didn't want to talk about what he experienced during the period, only he was normal, only him!

Gojo Goku rubbed his cheeks that were sore from a smile, and patted Xia Youjie's shoulder on the tired face: "Jie Zijiang, why don't you look very happy?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

It's only a ghost that he can be happy.hehe……

……

It was the fifth day after the launch of the mission to protect the satellite and the fourth day after the mission failed.

Tong Mo's subordinates didn't fight head-on. When they saw the curse masters who were attracted by the bounty and lurking around the place where Hongmu and the others disappeared like headless flies, they would notify Tong Mo and let them beat the enemy.

In order to prevent being suspected, Tong Mo would hide most of the time, quietly waiting for Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie to beat the curse master half to death, and then appeared with a specially prepared new mobile phone to pat the enemy's nose and face swollen The miserable appearance left behind, and then posted on the black market forum.

Not for anything else, just to respond to the people who posted the reward information and the curse masters who were ready to take the task.

Gojo Gojo shook his fist and asked his soul question: "Are all curse masters short of money? It's only 3000 million—"

Tong Mo complained: "You are totally not in charge of the family and don't know the price of firewood, rice, oil and salt?" Although he also felt that the price of 3000 million yuan was a bit low for the precious astral body.

the other side……

After the beating, Xia Youjie had a subtle expression on his face: "I feel much more comfortable..."

Gojo Satoru put his arm on his shoulder, and secretly encouraged him: "Then do it more times, Jiezijiang!"

Xia Youjie: "Thank you, thank you, no need, my mood suddenly went down again.)"

"Di Lingling——" Tong Mo's other cell phone in his pocket rang suddenly, and Tong Mo, who was concentrating on taking pictures of the curse master, shook his hand, and the palm-sized cell phone slipped out of his hand and hit it with a slap The face of the curser lying on his back.

The cursed master who was seriously injured groaned, and was about to be woken up by the head-on blow, Xia Youjie quickly punched him with the punch of justice.

Tong Mo: "Well done, Xia Youjiezi!"

Xia Youjie: "Isn't this name difficult to pass?"

Wujo Wu pointed to the phone that kept ringing in Tong Mo's pocket: "Mozi, isn't the phone answering?"

In the past few days, he and Xia Youjie had turned off their phones to prevent their ears from being poisoned by the right way of night moths. Only Tong Mo still refused to turn off his phones—mainly because he still wanted to play Tetris even if he only had a little time every day.

Tong Mo said calmly: "I won't answer. It must be Teacher Ye Moth's call again, I don't want to be scolded."

"How about... Wu Zi, you come to answer the phone?"

Gojo Satoru shook his head to reveal an afterimage, and made a big cross between his hands: "Da baa da baa! Wu Zijiang refuses!"

Xia Youjie thought for a while, then stretched out his hand: "Give it to me, I'll pick it up."

"Uh..." Tong Mo and Wujo Wu looked at him with tears in their eyes.

Tong Mo & Gojo Satoru: "Please! Miss Jiezi!"

"Change the name Jiezi for me, idiot high school students!"

Xia Youjie calmed down and connected the phone after giving two lively high school students a headache.

"Tongmo!"

Xia Youjie had the foresight to move the phone far enough away.However, his scalp was still numb from the roar of Noctuidad Zhengdao coming from the phone speaker.

"Mr. Ye Moth, it's me, Jiezi."

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Wu & Tong Mo: "Pfft ha ha ha!"

Ye Mozheng pretended not to hear: "Jie, ah, it's you, where are the two mentally retarded?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

"In short, I already know about the failure of your mission. The director's department will continue to follow up the follow-up incident. The three of you should go back to school to make a mission report. Could it be that fellow Wu who dragged you to buy souvenirs after so long? A souvenir, right?"

Six Eyes narrowed his eyes as deep as the sky.

Xia Youjie said calmly, "Well, yes, Wu and Tong Mo had a lot of fun. I'm sorry, Teacher Ye Moth, we will go back to the college as soon as possible."

Tong Mo took the mobile phone that was used to take pictures from the cursing master's face, saw the square mobile phone mark on the cursing master's face and the two nosebleeds from his nose, and turned on the camera again in a happy mood.

When he saw the page offering a reward on the black market and was about to upload the photos, he realized that the reward for Riko Tennei had expired, and with Tong Mo's excellent psychological quality, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

Although these curse masters are all like miscellaneous fish, too many of them will make them very troubled.

After all, you can't use spells—think about it, the unique no-lower limit and magic spells in the magic world, you will be recognized as soon as you make a move.

You can only use pure magic power and physical fitness to be tough.

He will feel sorry for Miss Wuzi and Miss Jiezi!

Xia Youjie hung up the phone and looked solemnly at his partners who were squatting and standing: "Wu, Tong Mo, I suspect..."

"The director's department has sent someone to the school. Otherwise, Teacher Ye Moth wouldn't suddenly urge us to go back."

Gojo Satoru stretched his body and creaked his bones: "It's almost time for us to go back, and the time limit for Lizijiang's reward has also expired. Tsk, the mission failed, so I'm just playing for nothing these days." Work!"

Angrily, he stretched out his foot and stomped hard on the corpse lying on the ground.

……

During this period of time, because the three of them continued to carry out precise strikes against the curse masters who had received the mission, some curse masters who tried to hijack the top of the Panxing Sect and force them to ask about the whereabouts of the star plasma were also intercepted and killed by them. Whether the Star Cult really hired powerful conjurers and sent them to kill the astral body, now I believe very much——

What?You said you didn't?

What about these women in black cloaks and fox masks?

They are not hired by you, why should they help you!

……

Pan Xing teaches...

The faces of the people sitting around the round table were gloomy, and they couldn't help but want to get angry when they saw the news. They were all high-ranking members of the Panxing Sect who knew about the magic world, and they also insisted on killing the astral body. people.

A relatively young man scolded angrily: "We are so wronged! What happened to those women who appeared out of nowhere? What the hell is that sorcerer killer bastard doing!"

Someone sneered and said, "You are called incompetent and furious. If you have the strength to get angry here, it is better to spend more effort to send people to find the astral body."

The old men still held their temper. They looked at each other and ignored the young man's words.

"For so long, the astral body was seen by people on the day it was discovered, and no one has seen her since then."

"Not only the astral body, but also the guardian of the astral body is also missing."

"I can't find any news by searching with spells."

"It doesn't matter if the astral body is dead, we can even withdraw the employment of Fuheshier to save the follow-up costs, but now we don't see anyone alive or dead—"

"You are wrong, the corpse of the astral body must be seen by those stupid followers... If they don't see the corpse of the astral body, no one can predict what they will do."

"You're right. After all, they are all fanatics who believe in Tianyuan."

……

As usual, the curse masters were bundled into rice dumplings, piled together, and quietly thrown to the gate of the Panxing Sect base camp. The three high school students laughed secretly, bumped each other a few times, and pointed at the Panxing Sect's students in unison. The gate gave an upside-down thumb.

Tong Mo: "Trash."

Xia Youjie: "Garbage among garbage."

Gojo Satoru: "No. [-] gathering place for rotten rotten oranges."

"Uh..." Xia Youjie silently raised his hand, "Tong Mo."

"speak……"

"It's really much more enjoyable this way."

He smiled, "Also, thank you."

Gojo Satoru hugged both of them in his arms, like a happy cat with its tail up: "Jie is too weird! Thank you so much, really!"

Tong Mo smiled and said nothing.

It's normal to find that Xia Youjie is in a bad mood, and only Wu, who has no brains, can't see it.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-12-1009:49:40-2021-12-1110:53:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!