Zerg daily life of earth people

Shelley dragged his suitcase and stood in front of his dormitory door again. When he took out the key to open the door, he almost thought he had entered a different dimension.

The living room is in a mess, all kinds of books, clothes, miscellaneous sheets can be seen everywhere, some of them fall on the floor, some hang on the sofa, some are scattered on the table, the painting style is so messy that even the small housekeeping robot automatically shuts down up.

A male with long chestnut curly hair and wearing a silk suspenders' eyes lit up instantly when he saw Shelley, and his voice was filled with indescribable excitement: "Roommate, you are here!"

The white and rosy skin, the slightly sweaty forehead, the panting voice, the indistinguishable face, and the disheveled clothes that even slipped off the arm, directly scared Shelley to the point of trembling. After a while, because he heard this as "Guest, why are you coming?" In an instant, the sky thundered, and the five thunderbolts couldn't express his mood, so he shook his hand, and the door just opened was blocked by Shelley. It closed with a bang.

Shelley healed his little heart that had no place to rest. The short-circuited thinking came too late, and he felt that he must have misunderstood. This male should be a classmate of his mecha department, a roommate assigned to him by the school.So he opened the door cautiously and looked inside.

Sure enough, he saw an opened suitcase on the floor, and all the things inside were taken out. He probably wanted to decorate his dormitory, but the things were not placed properly, thus causing this messy effect.

Shelley walked in, walked around obstacles one after another, bent down in front of his roommate, and helped them pack up the things together, and then opened the unused room, matching the items one by one Arrange neatly.

Such kindness to help moved his roommate badly. He held Shelley's hand with watery eyes and refused to let go, and the kind words never stopped:

"You are a really kind person. You are beautiful and kind-hearted. When I see you, I feel happy. You must have been sent by the heavens to save me from the fire and water! How can I be so lucky to meet you like this?" Good roommate!!"

Shelley almost got goosebumps from his praise, and quickly stopped his endless praise: "I didn't help you much, so you don't have to be so excited."

"Why didn't you help me a lot? You are really saving me!" The roommate said excitedly, "You don't know how long I have been fighting here. I have been at school since the morning and just entered the dormitory. When I saw your room was very tidy, I thought, since you can arrange it well, I can also be self-reliant! But in the end, you also saw it, except for a mess, it is still a mess."

The roommate looked dejected: "I thought these were very simple. With the help of a small housekeeping robot, there would be no chaos. How could I know that it would be like a typhoon passing through the border."

"But it wasn't like this when I was at home. The room was always tidy, the flowers in the vases were dewy, and the pastries were always freshly baked. Well, these are also going to take a lot of effort..."

Shelley is a little black line, sorry to say that you are too useless, in fact, there are small housekeeping robots to help, even if you live in a dormitory, the conditions are really not too difficult.It's just that the ten fingers don't touch the spring water, which is also a common problem of most male insects in the Zerg, because the education of the Zerg has always been developed on the surface of Yangchun Baixue. Let the males appreciate the beauty, let the males show the beauty, and create excellent living conditions for them. As for this annoying rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea?Then let the females worry about it, they will take care of everything around you in an orderly manner, and make your life comfortable without worrying about it. If you feel that your life is not comfortable enough, it means that you have not married enough females. Just marry a few to take care of you.

After being downcast for a while, the roommate regained his spirits. His eyes were shining, and he stretched out a hand to Shelley, and introduced himself: "My name is Hai'an, from the Horren family of the first main star, Gene The grade is A30 the day after tomorrow, nice to meet you."

Is this some new popular way of saying hello?Shelley was confused, but still followed the other party's rhythm and reached out to shake it, and introduced himself: "My name is Shelley, I come from Mingguang Star, I have no family, I am a commoner, my innate gene level is A5, I know you I'm glad too."

After listening to Shelley's self-introduction, Hai'an was stunned for a while, and later felt that it was inappropriate for him to be so stunned, and quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to look down on the common people of remote planets, don't get me wrong, I just think you are a genius The genetic level is too rare."

"What's so rare about this?" Shelley didn't care much about this. "There are 10,000+ male students in our whole school. When I applied for the exam, I remembered that our school had genetic grade requirements. Admission The line must be above grade B, otherwise it will not be admitted, maybe this genetic grade can be seen outside, in our school, what is so strange about it. "

Shelley said this lightly, and he really thought so. In this high-level male academy where there are many B-levels like dogs, A-levels walk everywhere, and the males are all Chinese cabbage, he really feels that he is so obsolete. Like everyone.

Hai'an shook his head and said, "It's not unusual if it's just the innate gene level A, but it's the most unusual thing if you have a level like yours and no family is a commoner."

"Because cubs that can give birth to innate grade A are usually the combination of high-level males and high-level females. Such parents cannot have a family. Even if the female side does not have a family, it is impossible for the male side to have no family." Family, and as long as there is a family, it is impossible for them to let a high-level male cub wander outside without being named, given the rarity of a high-level male cub, that would be a serious loss to the family."

"Because I was bred by insect workers." Shelley explained.

"That's not right." Hai'an frowned and tried hard to think, "Even if you were bred by insect workers, are your local families blind? Such a good male cub, why haven't you been adopted?"

"Because I don't want to." Shelley said indifferently, he was really grateful that his female father didn't send him to be a child foster husband, otherwise he wouldn't have the leisurely life now.

"Then you must have suffered a lot!" Haian made up the scene of a bitter male cub digging in the ground, and sang "Little Cabbage" while digging the soil, tearing up instantly purpose:

"I'm older than you. From now on, I will be your brother Hai'an. From now on, I will protect you and won't let anyone bully you."

Shelley didn't understand why Hai'an's brain circuit was so clear, and he didn't know why he was suffering so much that he misunderstood him so, so he explained: "I really didn't suffer."

"I understand! I understand!" Hai'an didn't want to hurt Xiaoxiongzi's self-esteem, stopped discussing this topic, and then asked: "I have a roster of classmates in my class and some related documents. Would you like Have a look first?"

"Okay."

If Hai'an didn't mention it, Shelley would have gone to other places to inquire about related matters, otherwise, he would go to class tomorrow with a black eye, and he would always feel a little uncertain.

Hai'an first unfolded the optical computer like a piece of folded paper into the shape of an iPad, then handed the optical computer to Shelley, opened a folder for Shelley to click on in order, and then went to the kitchen poured water.

At the beginning, it was normal for Shelley to look at the materials and click on the style of painting. Until he saw the last folder "Male Education", he thought it was also a related file, so he clicked on the video for no apparent reason. In an instant, the living room was surrounded by the sound of water stains rubbing and slapping that is often seen in love action movies.

Shelley: ...

Shelley:! ! !

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There was no one in the living room, Shelley blushed and wanted to turn off the video, but with a little hesitation, he told himself: I'll just watch it secretly, just watch it!Anyway, I'm still learning!Very serious study! !What is going on with this feeling of sneaking through a small crack to peek at someone who clearly wants to cover his face with any covering? ! !But this little video is really exciting! !

Can such a small place really fit in? ?

It turns out that this place can really be put in! !

Why can it be so high-energy all the way?

Can the male be able to hold it up?

Could the pile driver actually exist?

I think I can write a book, and the titles are: "My Days in the Acacia Sect", "How to Maximize the Efficiency of Dual Cultivation", "Life Exploration: Decryption of the Body".

Shelley's face turned red for a while, and white for a while, and the expression also changed accordingly, from embarrassment, frightened, and shy again, the colors were different, and they were very beautiful.

"After watching this one, let's click on the next one, the next one will be even better."

Suddenly, Hai'an's voice came from Shelley's ear. He turned his head and found that Hai'an, who had arrived at some time, was holding a cup and watching the video with him with great interest.

At that moment, Shelley had a group of mud horses galloping past in his heart, and there were 1 "fuck" in his heart who didn't know what to say. He felt a little embarrassed, but Hai'an's very calm attitude comforted him, as if they were just Doing a very ordinary thing, it’s like girls and best friends on the earth are whispering privately, boys and iron buddies are doing good brothers to help each other, this is completely normal, and there is no need to make a fuss.

Shelley explained in a low voice: "I saw "Education of Males" on it and thought it was information, so I clicked in."

Hai'an patted him on the shoulder to reassure him: "It's indeed information, but it's just a teaching video released by the male worm association after the coming-of-age ceremony. You don't have the coming-of-age ceremony so you don't know, but you have to watch the same in the future. It's okay to study in advance now. Not right. Anyway, I want to watch it, let’s go together?!”

Shelley nodded shyly, so they had an eye-opening discussion on the teaching video of "Male Education":

"Is the female insect's body so flexible? I always thought that their physique is so good that they should all be of the type that opens and closes. Is such a soft posture really something that a female insect can do?" Shelley stared at a certain pose, a little startled.

"It is because of a good physique that only females can achieve such flexibility, but ordinary subfemale may not be able to pull such an arc." Hai'an gave him a popular science.

"I found that this male particularly likes to eat with his mouth, is it because he prefers this?" Shelley was a little curious.

"It's not because of preference, but because of the male nutrient solution." Hai'an continued to explain to him, "Haven't you ever wondered why male and female worms in Zerg look the same, if the male worms have the same It is used for reproduction, so what are the things of the female insects used for? You don’t think that thing is a decoration, do you?”

Shelley lowered her head, blushed, and put on an attitude of humbly asking for advice and listening attentively.He really didn't think about this issue. Before, he always thought that the all-male appearance of the Zerg was just a characteristic of the Zerg, and he didn't think about it that deeply.

Hai'an told him mysteriously: "Each female can produce male nutrient solution, and the effect of that nutrient solution is directly linked to the ability of the female. The higher the gene level of the female, the better the effect. Well, after taking the nutrient solution, the male worm can reach a very perfect full value in terms of mental state and physical state, as long as there is enough nutrient solution, the stamina can be as long as it takes."

"Seven times a night is nothing, 28 times a night is no problem." Hai'an patted Shelley on the shoulder and told him earnestly, "You are still young and don't understand much. When you grow up, you will know how much female insects are." alright."

"And the taste of the nutrient solution produced by each female is also different. There are banana flavors, grape flavors, red wine flavors, and cream flavors. As far as I know, there are many males who marry females. In order to taste different flavors of nutrient solution to satisfy their appetite."

Isn't this the Zerg version of "X medicine" and "Wei X"?

Knowing such a powerful Zerg popular science education, Shelley really learned it thoroughly. He felt thirsty and felt that he needed to suppress the shock, so he took an apple from the fruit plate on the table and gnawed on it.

Seeing Shelley's frightened deer's distraught state, Hai'an quickly expressed his understanding, then continued to turn on the video playback, and gave him a look that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words, so he stopped talking.

The male and female worms in the video are performing hard, but Shelley is no longer in the mood to watch. His mind is full of the taste of the male worm nutrient solution that Haian just popularized.By accident, he turned on his optical brain, and secretly sent a message to Claudia: "What does your male nutrient solution taste like?"

I thought it would take a long time for Claudia to reply to his message, or just ignore his ridiculous question, but I didn't expect the other party to give the answer directly:

"It's apple flavor."

Shelley: ...

The apple in his mouth suddenly became speechless!

The author has something to say:

Question 1: Will Xiao Xiongzi like eating apples very much in the future?

Question 2: How did Claudia know it was apple flavored?