Zerg daily life of earth people

What kind of experience is it like to be a guest at a boyfriend's house, and stay in the same room with her boyfriend in disheveled clothes, and be bumped into by your father-in-law?

Shelley: Thank you for the invitation. People are at the scene, and the mood is turbulent and ups and downs. I also want to know what to do? !Can anyone give me an answer, and let me copy it.

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Endy always knew that the cub he raised was a female, and he also knew that when the female grows up, he will find a male son. They will get married, lay eggs, and form a small family of their own. He just didn't expect it This day will come so fast, so caught off guard, so he was so caught off guard.

Knowing that the female son talked about a little male son and seeing her own female son staying in the male son's room for one night feels different. It is similar to the parents who urge marriage every day on the earth to let their children go on a blind date, and directly bring people with their children. The mood to go overnight is definitely not on the same level.

Endy rubbed his aching forehead, and some things rolled in his mind, from the big female, to the arms turning outward, and then looked at Claudia who had just crawled out of the cabinet, feeling even more emotional. It was complicated and unspeakable, but in the end he decided to keep out of sight, and pushed Claudia back into the cabinet, and then quickly closed the door! ! !

Give!close!superior!up!

Shelley: ...

Endy turned to Shelley and said, "I'll go to the kitchen first and see if the cooks have breakfast ready!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shelley to answer, he immediately left the room like the wind.

After Endy left, Claudia pushed the cabinet door open and climbed out, and suggested to Shelley with a big heart: "It's still early, or should we continue to rest?"

Shelley: I just want to dig a hole right now and bury myself in it! !

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After a chaotic morning, Shelley began to enter into various self-doubts. Claudia had no choice but to know that her performance this morning was not satisfactory, so she started again All kinds of ways to coax Xiaoxiongzi, until he finally patted his chest and promised that after lunch at noon, he would take Shelley to leave this mansion full of social memories, and take him to play in Manxuexing, where it snows all year round Finally, Xiao Xiongzi reluctantly forgave him.

It's just that the idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.When they were ready to salute, arranged their itinerary, and were about to leave the mansion, Claudia's female father and his eldest brother came back, so they could only sit back in the living room obediently, and everyone gathered together.

Claudia and Shelley are sitting side by side on the sofa chairs, waiting in front of them. In front of them are the male and female fathers of Claudia who are sitting upright, and on the right is the aggressive elder brother. They are standing neatly side by side at the exit far away from each other. Looking at the respectful servants, Shelley's mentality beat like a drum, as if he was afraid that someone would run away.

The plot of "The Domineering President and the Little White Flower" echoed in his head again:

The little white flower Shelley in the countryside elopes on the wild grassland with the domineering CEO Claudia. Behind them is the wicked mother-in-law who leads a thousand horses and horses. The space makes it difficult for them to fly.

Country Little White Flower Shelley: We really love each other, we will never be separated no matter what, you can't break us up! ! "

Domineering CEO Clodia: "The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so you dare to break up with the king! Shelley, I will be with you no matter whether it is life or death!!!"

The wicked granny waved her hand, "Take them two away!"

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After thinking about it, Shelley was still a little timid about the interview with his parents, so he became more and more nervous. No matter how much Claudia patted his hand to comfort him, it was useless.

At this time, Claudia's female father began to ask questions. His expression was very serious, but the questions he asked were very common:

"How long have you known Claudia?"

"You have no brothers, do you?"

"Which school and department did you study in?"

"What do you usually like to do? Do you have any bad habits?"

"Do you have a good relationship with your female father? If you get married in the future, do you plan to have an independent household registration or continue to live together?"

Fortunately, Shelley had a premonition in his heart about these questions, so he answered cautiously:

"We met last autumn and it has been almost half a year now."

"I don't have any brothers, my female father only gave birth to me, and the family members are very simple."

"I'm studying at the First Star Male Insect Higher Academy, which is the mecha department."

"I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't flirt with any females, and I don't have any bad habits. I usually just read books, listen to music, and watch dramas at home, nothing special."

"My female father and I have a good relationship, but if we get married in the future, we will have separate accounts. At that time, Claudia and I will buy a side-by-side house in the same community, and my female father will live next door."

Shelley answered honestly, trying to get some impression points, trying to give himself a suspended sentence instead of being executed on the spot.

The female father of Clodia, who was sitting opposite, nodded earnestly, and after asking a few more related questions, he said with great satisfaction: "Good boy, I have made you feel wronged, my family, Clodia Ya is more skinny, you will take more care of yourself in the future."

What wronged me?Shelley was stunned and didn't understand what the words meant. At this time, the two parents took out the greeting gifts they had prepared in advance and handed them to him.

Claudia's female father sent a real estate certificate with the names of Shelley and Claudia written on it. The location is the real estate near the first main star male insect college. It is a very expensive area, a typical The school district housing is still the kind that even the rich can not buy.

Clodia's male father gave a gemstone brooch, handmade by famous masters, a sunflower made of countless diamonds and stars arching the moon, and the gemstone in the middle is the famous "gradient star" of the Zerg, which is golden during the day sun, and the silvery moon at night.

These two greetings directly stunned Shelley. He couldn't figure it out. When he couldn't figure out which song was sung, the eldest brother who had been silent as the background board also moved. A string of floating car keys was placed in Shelley's hand.

Shelley identified the car logo on the key, and found that it was a luxury car that is very popular among Xiao Xiongzi nowadays, and it was still the kind that money could not buy. None.

Shelley stared at the three gifts dumbfounded, and went through all kinds of ideas in her mind. Is this the breakup fee?Is this a hush money?Why does it feel like a gift from the boyfriend's parents when the girlfriend comes to the door for the first time? ?And why is there a sense of déjà vu that the parents-in-law give the bride-to-be a change fee after the wedding night? ? ! !

No matter how much you think about it, you must say thank you when you receive a gift. Shelley still knows this. He expressed his gratitude to Claudia's male and female fathers in embarrassment: "Uncle, thank you."

But when Shelley was about to express his gratitude to Claudia's elder brother, he had trouble addressing it. The elders would not make mistakes no matter how they called him uncle. What should I call my elder brother of the same generation? It's all right, it feels strange to be called a general, so what is it called?

Before Shelley could figure out why, Claudia's elder brother seemed to have sensed what he was struggling with, so he made a final decision: "Brother!"

The train of thought was forcibly interrupted, and Shelley blurted out directly following the other party's intention: "Brother!"

Claudia's parents are satisfied.

Claudia's eldest brother is satisfied.

Claudia is happy.

Shelley: ...

So this is really a meeting gift and a change of mouth fee! !

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After walking out of the mansion, Shelley still felt that what happened today was so magical. From when Claudia was discovered this morning, to meeting the parents in the afternoon, from worrying about whether my legs would be broken, to actually being told by my parents. Approved, and received so many gifts! !His mood has gone through many twists and turns, ups and downs, and it is not until now that he is completely at ease.

What's the matter with this kind of plot that skipped a hundred chapters and directly gave the feeling of meeting the parents? The author must be lazy! !

But why wasn't my leg broken?Shelley was thinking about this question, he looked at himself, then at Claudia, he suddenly realized that he had entered a misunderstanding: this is the Zerg!Zerg!It was Claudia who should have her leg broken, not me! ! !

The male-female ratio of the Zerg is right there. The delicate and soft little male and the high-level female with explosive force value are disheveled in the same room. What I should bring in is never the boyfriend character on Earth but It's the role of girlfriend! ! !

This kind of me always thought that I was a bull who recklessly chewed peonies, and a pig who didn't know how to appreciate cabbage, but my role turned out to be reversed! !Who can understand this feeling? ? !

Shelley, who wanted to understand this, wanted to burst into tears instantly, and there was something wrong with the way she looked at Claudia.

It turns out that what happened this morning, according to the perspective of the earth, the correct situation should be like this: the son brought his girlfriend to visit the house for the first time, and the two of them were separated before going to bed, but the next morning they found that their son ran to the girlfriend. My friend's room went to arch cabbage.The parents are both heartbroken and relieved, heartbroken because their children are too unrestrained, and can't even bear this time, and they are also relieved that their children can play cabbage, it's good, it's good, it's good to get out of the order, so do you have to make arrangements for marriage? Oh, I can't make the girl feel wronged!The meeting ceremony must be generous! !

Shelley: ...

Why is it that he didn't have his leg broken, got the approval of his parents, and got a generous meeting gift, but why couldn't he be happy all of a sudden? !

The author has something to say:

To get Claudia and Shelley to get married, they must meet their parents, ask for marriage, and have a coming-of-age ceremony. Damn it, I have so much left to write! !There is also the Shelley women's stalk that I thought about before!I didn't write a lot! !

It's the end of the month, and the nutrient solution will expire if you don't use it. Do you want to feed the little angels?