Zerg daily life of earth people

What if a cat who doesn’t love its relatives suddenly shows affection to you one day?Of course it's cat sucking! ! !

And Xiao Xiongzi, who has been chasing for a long time, suddenly became his boyfriend one day. How does it feel?

Claudia said: If I were an Erha, then I could perform a live demolition of the house!

Shelley looked at Claudia, who was in a very excited state, with black lines on her face, just because Claudia, who was too excited, began to give Shelley all kinds of life after marriage:

"When you are here, you will reach the legal age of marriage, then we can go to get the certificate."

"After we get married, we can settle down together on the first main star. Of course, you can continue to come back to live on the Mingguang star. After all, I am yours after I marry you. Of course I have to go with you."

"I know you and your female father have a good relationship. We can take over and take care of it together. When the time comes, we will buy a house in the same community and buy two connected houses. This way we can live together or separately. It’s very convenient to drop by.”

"Should we keep a pet? I think the puppet cat is very good. I actually wanted to raise Erha before, but he is too good at tearing down the house. It is better to have a puppet cat. It must be very comfortable to pet. Of course If you want to raise other ones, we can go and have a look together..."

“虫族寿命有300年呢,可是一个雌虫正常婚后只能生育2至3个孩子，我们要抓紧时间努力造小人啊,争取努力把3个宝都生完，要是运气好,说不定4个也能生呢……”

Shelley: ...

Seeing the freshly baked boyfriend, Shelley has a black line on his face. This is our first day together, right? !Day one! !Is it a big deal that you have planned your married life? ?How long have you been planning this? ?When you are not together, you are preparing to deal a dimensionality reduction blow to your rival, and when you are just together, you are planning your married life. Can your brain jump be more beautiful? ! !

Facts have proved that Claudia's brain hole can indeed be bigger:

"I've been thinking that the two of us are so good-looking, and the cubs we will give birth to in the future must be super beautiful. We can let go of the big name first, and I have already thought about the nickname. If it is a male cub, it will be called Little Crystal, which is crystal clear. It’s bright and brilliant, how nice it sounds! As for the female cubs, you have to be more prudent, recently the main star is very popular with cheap names and easy to support, what do you think of the name Goudan??”

"Of course, if you think this name is not good enough, I have other alternatives here: Da Mao, Er Gou, Sha Zhu, Hei Wa..."

Shelley: ...

who I am?where am I?Am I being kicked in the head by a donkey? ! !Why am I here to listen to Claudia's brainstorming, God, hurry up and get rid of this scourge! ! !Although I know that the females of your Zerg clan are very introverted, but that is also your nick name after all, can't you let it go? ? !How did you come up with this god-like humble name to support you? ! !Why didn't you give yourself a humble name to support yourself? ? ! !

Claudia didn't know that his little male son was on the verge of explosion, so he began to diverge his thinking: "It is said that if the first litter is a female cub, name him: Zhaoxiong, come here Xiong, Panxiong, Nianxiong, can increase the probability of giving birth to male cubs in the second birth, I don’t know if it’s true, why don’t we try??”

Shelley: ...

Fuck you! !Go to your Zhaoxiong! !It is really tolerable, what is unbearable.Finally, Shelley couldn't stand Claudia's stupid brain opening, and stretched out his hand to cover his mouth. Finally, the world is clean, gratifying.

Although the boyfriend is a bit smarter, but for the sake of his good looks, it should not affect the genetic inheritance of the next generation. It is impossible to return the product, so I can only make it up to myself to work hard to break him up. When I came back, I made a final decision and decided on nicknames for the cubs: "The male cubs are called Xiaojing, and the female cubs are called Nannan."

Claudia's eyes were bright and she was smiling.At this time, Shelley felt cheated belatedly.

This shit is a radical method, right? ?Am I stupid? !Why did you follow his train of thought? ? !What about the male and female, they just fell in love, and they didn't even mention marriage, why did they think so much about it? !This is the first day, the first day! ! !

Shelley, who had figured it out, put down her hand awkwardly, and wanted to get away, but was grabbed by Claudia: "I heard that, the nickname of the female cub is Nan, it sounds very good. Look, we've made an agreement like this."

Who made an appointment with you? Shelley wanted to piss him off at first, but after thinking about it, let it go. Seeing Claudia's stupid and not very smart face, she glanced at him, that's all, let him go.

Claudia held Shelley's hand with an intimacy and joy on her face, and enjoyed the treatment of having a boyfriend, enjoying the future of having a boyfriend, and finally learned that enough is enough, and began to enter topic.

"I'm leaving Mingguangxing." Claudia still grabbed Shelley's hand and refused to let go, but her expression changed from a happy one to a disappointed one.

Shelley, who was still thinking about how to break free, stopped moving at all at this time, and his body began to stiffen for a moment, and then his whole body became sad.

In fact, he had already expected this day to come a long time ago. He was already mentally prepared when Doctor Yae told him that only the first main star could heal Claudia's injury, and the hospital collapsed that day. The incident only accelerated the arrival of this day. By the time he met the females from the first main star at the school gate today, he finally knew that no matter how much he was reluctant in his heart, this day would indeed come. up.

"When are you leaving?" Shelley's voice was muffled, and if you listened carefully, you could hear a deep reluctance.

"I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. Today I have terminated the contract with the school, and now I'm here to say goodbye to you."

After listening to Claudia's words, Shelley felt a little bit afraid and a little bit resentful.Are you leaving tomorrow?Are you here today to say goodbye?So what am I?If we haven't confirmed our relationship today, is it because you will never come back after leaving, or will I just be a trivial passer-by in your life from now on?

And what about confirming the relationship?You still have to go.From then on, the mountains are high and the road is far away, the universe and the galaxy, how do we love each other across the distance calculated in light years.Shelley, who was clearly a lover who had just confirmed their relationship, suffered a tragic long-distance relationship. Shelley felt a little wronged when he wanted to understand this.

"The school celebration is over today, and tomorrow the school will still have to go to school normally. I am a good boy and I will not ask for leave without reason, so I will not send you off. You should give me up."

With the most aggrieved expression and the most fierce words, Shelley felt a little stupid.Immediately withdrew his hand, then turned around, not wanting to touch Claudia anymore.

It was useless to let Claudia coax his little boy several times in a row. Until the school celebrations were over and everyone started to go back one after another, Claudia still couldn't coax his little boy well, so he could only helplessly I sent him the time and place of leaving, and then said: "Even though I know you can't come, I still look forward to your coming."

.........

The day after the school celebration ended, the school resumed normal classes. Today, Shelley has been restless for a day. In order not to let himself be disturbed, he even blocked all the information of the optical brain, but the effect is still useless.

In the afternoon, there was a music class. The music teacher played the music on the moon piano on the podium, and the little males followed the notes and sang in harmony. Today's song is the classic song "Butterfly" by the Zerg.

"A butterfly comes,

I have seen it with my own eyes.

it falls on my fingertips,

It stops on my heart.

I think day and night,

I tossed and turned.

It dances gracefully,

Hateful and cute.

I prefer not to tell him,

Actually, I really love him—”

When the last line of lyrics was sung, Shelley finally couldn't hold back his emotions. Crazy thoughts enveloped him, and his thoughts flooded into his heart like a tide. His soul seemed to fly to the distance with the passing wind. He regretted He wanted to see him, wanted to see him crazily, wanted to see him for the last time before he left.

……

At the main port of Mingguang Star, a military-style nebula ship is parked.The ultra-technical new design has attracted the attention of countless passers-by, making it amazing.

In front of the Nebula ship stood a few cold and serious females, while Clodia was standing at the very front watching this person come and go, trying to find his beloved little male.He couldn't find anyone, so he talked to the military female next to him in disappointment:

"Secretary Mosquito, you have been my brother's adjutant for 100 years, have you found someone? Surely not?! Otherwise, why are you still so boring? You should find someone."

"You don't even know how cute the little Xiongzi is now. He looks soft, has a delicate personality, makes a sweet cry, is warm in his arms, and feels super good in the hand."

"Oh, I forgot, you're still single, and you can't feel the joy that we have left alone. It's really a pity~~"

Clodia said it was a pity, but her actual expression was so happy that she was about to fly, and she clearly expressed her attempt to murder the single dog: "Don't be inferior, it's good for you to be single based on your strength , at least you won’t get lovesick, right?!”

The female, known as Secretary Mosquito, tried her best to press down the blue veins on her forehead. He told himself that I was here to pick him up for treatment, and he just explained it to me neatly. It would not be appropriate to send it back. I blame myself for my oversight. I didn't expect that the second son, who was very reserved a few months ago, would look so repulsive in a few months.So he could only remind him with a blank face: "The time is almost up, we are going to leave."

Hearing this, Claudia lowered her head, feeling sad with naked eyes. She didn't coax Xiaoxiongzi well yesterday, and she didn't reply to the messages she sent all day today, and she didn't answer the phone calls. She was probably angry. He In fact, I don't know what to do, we are about to part, and I don't know if we can see each other for the last time today.

"Claudia—!"

Hearing someone calling her name, Claudia raised her head,

moment--

The moon fell into his arms, full of fragrance and jade.

"I'm here." Shelley's voice was delicate and full of intimacy.

"Hmm." Claudia hugged him tightly, with a sweet and soft little boy in his arms, he was reluctant to let go.

This romantic scene of sprinkling dog food wildly and intending to kill the single dog made Secretary Moxie start to urge with a sullen expression, "It's time to go."

With others present, Shelley felt a little embarrassed, so he could only make a long story short, and explained to Claudia in his soft voice:

"Remember to send me a message after you get on the spaceship,

When you get there, remember to tell me you're safe.

and also--

remember to miss me. "

The author has something to say:

Every separation is a preparation for the next meeting.

There is nothing wrong with the daughter who will have children.

The nickname in it is purely Claudia to make Xiaoxiongzi amuse, everyone just look at it for fun, I don’t think about the name, but I can collect it for everyone, if there are any interesting names that can be typed, there is no way for the stupid author to choose The name is useless, it's up to everyone to think about it.

Little angel, today is also a day to love you.

Holding today's Huahua, nutrient solution and mines, I kissed madly.