Zerg daily life of earth people

Shelley once heard a saying: If you can come at five o'clock in the afternoon, then I can feel happy from three o'clock in the afternoon.

But for Shelley, this sentence seems to be an upgraded version. Since receiving the text message that day, his mental state has begun to show a sense of high spirits and free and easy, which is different from the previous one who was tortured by memories and was dying. He was a completely different person, as if the carefree Tsundere Ragdoll had returned.

He is even in the mood to comb his hair and start to organize his clothes, wishing that every strand of hair can be dazzling, otherwise how can he highlight his best state?Of course, Shelley at this time didn't realize at all how much he behaved like a peacock about to spread his tail, especially caring whether his feathers were beautiful enough.

There was no class on the second day, but because of the rehearsal for the school celebration, the teachers and students of the whole school were basically present.This year's school celebration, the school has spent a lot of money, probably to wash away the shadow of the star thief attack on the day of the wisteria flower ceremony. The programs produced by the class are also perfect, and they are youthful, lively and glamorous at a glance.

In this year's school celebration program list, Shelley did not participate in any performances.Because he is busy preparing for the upcoming entrance examination, the previous Star Thief incident caused him to miss a lot of homework, and he has been making up his progress in the past few days, and he is almost at a loss. But everyone was so excited to prepare for the show, he couldn't do nothing, so he could only apply to help out in the logistics department on the day of the show.

The stage has been set up in the auditorium of the school. It is a high-tech style. The place is very spacious. There is a large screen in the background. Various lights are arranged in order and focused on the side. When the lights are turned on, it is a beautiful light. Show, can meet the various stage effects of the program.

At this time, Teacher Yayu was on the stage rehearsing for the little boys in their class the program that needed to be performed on the day of the school celebration, while Shelley was sitting in a corner under the stage enjoying the peace of this school of singing and dancing, very happy.

No wonder the female insects insist on marrying the little male son. The interstellar government is also very sure that this live broadcast can wash away the previous shame. He was enjoying the show with high spirits, completely unaware that he was also one of the picturesque members.

In the optical brain, Claudia's text message came again: "In about 10 minutes, I will be at the school gate, where are you?"

"I'm watching the performance rehearsal." Shelley got up from his seat, and while sending a text message to Claudia, he walked towards the door of the auditorium. During the text message, he lowered his head the whole time, and didn't even notice that he was holding a water glass Xiao Nuo who walked towards him.then……

"Huh la la." The water in the glass instantly cooled Shelley's well-groomed attire today.

"Student Shelley, I'm sorry. I just wanted to ask you if Instructor Clodia is still here today. I didn't mean to splash you on purpose." Xiao Nuo was also in a hurry. He probably didn't expect that a glass of water could cause this effect.

At this moment, the chest of Shelley's shirt was wet, and the pants were also damaged. It was an awkward position, and he couldn't even complain about it properly. Fortunately, it was cold water. It should be said that although the location is awkward, at least the wet place is not too big.

"Otherwise, I'll take you to the rest room to change clothes. I'm really sorry." Xiao Nuo looked guilty, and quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe Shelley, but it didn't seem to have much effect, and the clothes were messed up of.

Shelley was still thinking that I was at fault too, and I can’t blame others for everything. Out of politeness, I should talk to people calmly, but when I heard Xiaonuo say this, I thought about it: On the day of the wisteria flower ceremony, Xiaonuo I once stopped him and announced that he was going to chase Claudia, but suddenly he was in a bad mood.He's not one to like conspiracy theories, but under the circumstances, he really doesn't have much favorability.

There was another text message notification sound from the optical computer, probably Claudia sent another message.Thinking of Claudia's action efficiency, Shelley realizes that he doesn't really want Claudia to meet Xiaonuo.

So he turned cold and said to Xiao Nuo: "I also know the location of the lounge, I will go by myself, so I won't bother you."

After speaking, he left directly.

This time, for the school celebration, the school specially set up a backstage lounge, which is convenient for the little males to change clothes and put on makeup. There are piles of stage costumes and various props and sundries. some type of.

At this time, everyone is busy with the rehearsal, and there is almost no one in the lounge. Shelley thought that he could find a normal performance costume in the lounge, and then use the electric fan to dry the wet clothes slightly. Put it back on again, but when he saw the rows of small skirts in the lounge, Shelley fell silent.

Why is there such a fetish as a small skirt when it is already an all-male aesthetic world? ! !Is this to tell us that even across the world, the little skirt is still in line with the male aesthetic? ? ! !

Small skirts in Zerg are a product of the era of feminism. At that time, all male insects had to wear small skirts to go to the street. It was the standard fashion of that period, which not only catered to the aesthetics of female insects, but also represented the male insects of that period. Submission to feminism.

Of course, after the end of the feminist era, the fashion of small skirts also disappeared and completely withdrew from the stage of history. However, with the passage of time, the retro style has become popular in the past two years, and the aesthetics of various periods have taken turns. In the battle, the representative fetish of the little skirt was naturally turned out again.

I still remember that when I was a child, Eno went shopping with Shelley, who looked like a milk doll, to a children’s clothing store. At that time, Shelley saw the fetish of a small skirt in the Zerg for the first time, and asked innocently: “Where is this for?” Did the little females wear it?"

What I got was a kind answer from Yinuo: "The little skirt is so beautiful, of course it must be worn by males."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the little skirt from the children's clothing store and began to gesture towards Shelley's body. If Shelley hadn't vowed to die, he would rather die than surrender, maybe he would have let his father get his way.

After finishing the memories, looking at the little dress on the hanger that was prettier than the other, Shelley thought to herself that when I was a child, I didn’t let the female father succeed, and it’s also impossible to compromise when I grow up. I must keep our earthly straight man I will never bow my head to the little skirt, even if I may not be straight now, I still cannot lose the integrity of a man.

Just when Shelley started to look for other clothes to replace, he touched a cat ear headband and a bag of clothes packed in a plastic bag. The reason why he thought it was clothes was because the bag was specially marked: Matching costume for males.

So Shelley thought that the cat ear headband should be a scene prop of a certain drama, and the packaging is so thin and small, whether the clothes inside might be thin T-shirts, so she opened it unpreparedly. As a result, he got a sexy lace skirt as thin as a cicada's wings.

Shelley: ...

Male version? ? !you sure? ? !I don't read much, so don't lie to me! !Forget about a small skirt, why is it made of lace! !This is fun money! !Also, why no panties? ?Whoever came up with this design is such a genius! !The lack of panties is for illustration. Although I am wearing a small skirt, am I bigger than you when I pull it out? ? !

Such an anti-straight man's design scared Shelley into a daze. His heart rolled over rows of capitalized "fuck" and he didn't know whether to say it or not. Just as he was annoyed by this little skirt When it comes to how to deal with it, what makes him feel worse is coming——

There was a knock on the door, and Claudia's voice: "Shelley, are you in? I'm coming in."

It was only then that Shelley remembered that before coming to the lounge, he had sent a message to Claudia telling him that he was going to the lounge to change and asked him to come back later.Afraid that he would go the wrong way, he gave him a position.In the end, he was completely surrounded by this little skirt, which wasted a lot of time, causing Claudia to find her directly.

At this time, Shelley finally understood her situation: disheveled clothes (wiped when splashed with water) → headband in left hand (forgot to put it down) → lace skirt in right hand (fresh and warm just removed) → returned before Claudia sent a message and location (message label: change clothes) → because I haven't found a suitable change of clothes, the door is still unlocked (you can open it with a single pull)

Isn't this the perfect seduction preparation scene! !

Shelley, who wanted to understand, screamed like a groundhog in an instant: Don't come here! ! ! !

Clodia outside the door has not yet achieved the achievement of being in harmony with him. After tentatively pulling the door lock twice, she found that the lock could be opened, thinking that the people inside had already changed their clothes, so she didn't hesitate. Opened the door.

Lively and fragrant instantly.

Claudia: ? ? ?

Claudia:! ! !

Claudia: ………

Is my little male so wild? ! !

I haven't seen you for a few days, but I'm so enthusiastic!

What's going on here? ?

Am I missing something! ! !

Gan, the door opens early!

……

Claudia, who wanted to understand, slowly and slowly retreated to the door and said: "You change first, and I will come in later." Then, the door was closed instantly with lightning speed. up.

Shelley: ...

No, what did you misunderstand? ! !don't go!Come back and make it clear!Things are really not what you think!This is really just a misunderstanding! ! !

The author has something to say:

I almost wanted Shelley to wear a small skirt out of shame, but after a few hesitation, I still couldn’t bear it. I just wanted to give our Shelley some face, hahahaha.

Of course, if the little angel wants to see it, I can't be shaken.