Zerg daily life of earth people

It rained all night last night. Shelley thought that if such a heavy rain did not last for several days, she would definitely not stop. Unexpectedly, the rain stopped only the next day.

The sky was as clean as if it had been washed by water, and it was as blue as a crystal-clear gem. The flowers, plants and trees washed by the rain seemed to be revived, the flowers on the branches became brighter, and the newly drawn branches and leaves were extremely tender.There are vibrant scenes everywhere in the forest, and all kinds of wonderful life burst out of the ground overnight.

For invisible foodie Shelley, what can the virgin forest do after the rain?Of course it is to enjoy the joy of picking up fungi!You must know that there is a saying "eat the wildest mushrooms and live in the most expensive ICU" in the Yunnan border of the earth. This is a delicacy that makes Yunnan people willing to risk poisoning rather than give up. The charm of fungus is so irresistible.

Seeing that the rain had stopped early in the morning, Shelley was already ready to move. He took Claudia and ran into the forest. The enthusiasm completely stunned Claudia, leaving him completely absent. state.

Clodia is a true Zerg. He can't understand the joy of picking up fungi. Although fungi are also on the Zerg recipe, according to their Zerg saying: We have evolved to the top of the food chain through untold hardships. Not for vegetarians!What we want to eat is meat!Meat!Meat!

Of course, Xiao Xiongzi’s liking must be appreciated, so he weaved a simple basket with grass stems and vines to fill Shelley with mushrooms, and watched him immediately transform into a mushroom-picking little Xiongzi, bouncing around. .

At this time, Shelley was very happy. Who could understand the fresh mushrooms all over the mountains and plains?It doesn't matter whether others understand it or not, he understands it anyway.The growth time of Zerg fungus is not very divided into seasons. Most of them can be seen after the rain, and as long as you go there early, you can pick the freshest, most delicious, and unspoiled fungi.

The mushrooms all over the mountains and plains are so dazzling that Shelley picked them happily with a basket. In the grass, on the edge of dead branches, under the roots of trees, and in the crevices of stones, fresh wild mushrooms can be seen everywhere.

In the Zerg race, brightly colored fungi are not necessarily poisonous, and harmless ones are not necessarily non-toxic. When choosing fungi, try to choose the ones you know. Shelley tries to use his only knowledge to distinguish them. If you don’t know them, ask them. Claudia, who was behind her, also came to distinguish.

Clodia looked at the elated Xiaoxiongzi, very puzzled, so he picked up a fungus in the basket and began to diverge his thinking. The direction of his brain was: "Is there any magical folk recipe called wild mountain fungus in the Zerg?"→ "Can wild mushrooms improve the intellectual development of the Zerg?" → "The secret of the mysterious ingredient wild mushrooms!" and so on are out of control.Until he carefully observed the mushrooms in the basket and saw the newly picked mushrooms, Claudia felt that he had discovered the truth!

It is a very high-quality boutique mushroom with a thick body and a cute mushroom cap when the umbrella is not opened. The short and thick body is the standard of its delicacy, and the plump flesh is obviously excellent. Even the soil stained on the mushroom cap is so cute.

It turns out that the shape is complementary to the shape!Claudia, who thought she had discovered the truth, immediately became very fragrant!He glanced lovingly at his little Xiongzi, then glanced down at him twice, and concluded in his heart: This is indeed a very important matter. It is related to the happiness of life in the future, and I must also do my part!So I happily joined the fungus picking team.

Shelley looked at Claudia, who was obviously lacking in interest at the beginning, and suddenly became excited, thinking that he had also gotten the charm of mushrooms. No doubt, he even divided the basket in half for him to put mushrooms, but Ke Lodia doesn't seem to be very good at picking fungi, and picks one by one very strangely.

When Claudia was about to put a thick mushroom into the basket, Shelley finally couldn't bear to stop him, "This is too big, and it has worm eyes. It's not tasty, so don't want it."

"It's better to be bigger! It's better to be bigger!" Claudia told Shelley Amway, "It's better to be big and thick."

"No." Shelley sternly refused, "There are so many fresh and tender mushrooms on the ground to pick from, I don't want to be so old."

"Fresh and tender mushrooms? That's fine." Claudia compromised, "Fresh and tender mushrooms should be fresh and tender. Eating more of them should have the same effect."

Shelley doesn't know where Claudia's brain circuit has turned. Seeing that he already knows how to choose, he doesn't care about him. Mutually.But this time, Claudia seems to have opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, and the selected mushrooms are all short, thick, unopened high-quality mushrooms, and even found a kind that looks like a geoduck, but actually tastes like matsutake It is a rare mushroom species, which makes Shelley shout out that it is very good.

And Claudia, who was praised, immediately wiped out all the nearby geoduck mushrooms as if she had injected chicken blood, and patted her chest to ensure that his little male son would have enough to feed.So the two of them, in this brain circuit that deviates from the topic, and in an atmosphere where chickens and ducks were talking and having fun, they kindly ended the mushroom picking activity.

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Claudia was carrying a basket full of mushrooms, looking at the little male in front of him happily walking, looking in a particularly good mood.

This time they went into the forest where fungi like to grow, and when they returned, there were shrubs and trees everywhere.There was a wind blowing, bringing a rustling sound of leaves rubbing against each other.The sound of the wind overwhelmed a lot of movement and covered a lot of life, so when a black starworm was blown down from the tree by the wind and fell onto Shelley's collar, Claudia didn't react for a while.

"Bugs! Help!" Shelley yelled, her face paled with fright. The fear at that moment even overwhelmed the horror of facing the star thief.He immediately jumped up in panic, his whole body was shaking with fright, he struggled to get rid of the starworm, but the more he struggled, the more the starworm ran towards his collar until finally It fell into the clothes.

Claudia quickly threw the basket and ran up, ripped off Shelley's shirt, and when she took out the messy black bug, her expression was still a bit inconceivable, because in his equation, Shelley Even if Lai hates star worms, he should not be afraid of star worms, because they are zerg, and their genes are the top of the pyramid. Any worm can only bow their heads in front of them, just like tigers on the earth cannot be afraid of one Like cats, this is hierarchical suppression in the bones.

Seeing that the star worm was taken out, Shelley finally breathed a sigh of relief, put on her clothes awkwardly, and then had time to observe what the worm looked like.This is a star worm that looks like a cicada, its body is pitch black, and its appearance is very familiar.

Shelley picked up the relevant knowledge about star bugs in his mind, and finally realized why this thing looks so familiar. Isn't this the legendary golden bug that is hailed by the Zerg for walking--bugs! ! !

Ahhhhh! ! !It's bedbugs! !

Shelley's heart was swiped by all kinds of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". It smells stinky and tastes delicious, you deserve it." The resounding resounded throughout the stars, making Shelley pretend to be dead.

"Throw him away, throw it away!!!" Shelley turned pale with fright, causing Claudia to be a little stunned for a moment.

And Shelley saw that Claudia was stupefied, and began to diverge his thinking: It is known that Claudia is an authentic Zerg person = bedbug is a classic Zerg delicacy = he does not want to eat it! ! !

This thought made Shelley flustered in an instant. He remembered a tragic story he had heard on Earth before: There was once a girl who fell in love with a male god for ten years, and she couldn't get what she wanted. , Unshakable and reciprocated, loved to death, relatives and friends persuaded her to give up, but the girl refused, but still loved without complaint, until one day he discovered that the male god actually ate stinky tofu! ! !This makes girls who don't like stinky tofu feel struck by lightning.At that moment, his male god disappeared, and from then on, the male god became a passerby, and the love for many years disappeared.

The food barrier between the two worlds made Shelley suddenly feel that his favorability for Claudia was also in jeopardy, so he stretched out his fingers tremblingly and asked, "Do you want to eat it?"

The sudden sense of crisis made Claudia quickly throw away the bedbug in her hand, and immediately expressed her strong desire for survival, "How is it possible, as you know, I don't like to eat starworms, just now I was just thinking about how to release them gracefully Just drop it."

After speaking, he quickly pulled up the basket that fell on the ground to increase his persuasiveness, "Look at the many mushrooms we picked today, they are so fresh and plump, how good they are, the mushrooms are the best, and I also like to eat mushrooms ah."

"Besides, for me, the best delicacy in this world is being able to eat at the same table with you. I will eat whatever you eat." Clodia's eyes were full of starlight, "Because you are my beauty... ..."

Shelley was coaxed by Claudia's earthy love words, and he forgot the crisis of favorability caused by the food barrier just now. They returned to the cave and started cooking with today's freshly picked mushrooms. After the meal was ready, he He was very puzzled by the tall geoduck mushrooms in his bowl.

"Aren't you going to eat it?" Shelley asked curiously. If I remember correctly, there are obviously many types of fungi picked today, but why is there only this one in his bowl.

"Because I want you to grow up quickly." Clodia was afraid that if she said too clearly, Xiaoxiongzi's face would be unsettled, so she pretended that she didn't know, and put it in a euphemistic way, "These are things that can make you feel sick." You are growing up quickly, so I will give it to you."

Shelley pulled out from his mind the science popularization on geoduck mushrooms that he had read. There was indeed a statement in it that it could promote the growth of the male's height, and his mind was touched instantly. It turns out that you are all for me! ! !So he was moved and picked up this bowl of mushroom soup full of expectations, and said very movingly:

"I will work hard to grow up."

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The author has something to say:

Clodia: You need to grow up quickly.

Shelley: I will try to grow up.

Stupid author: Believe me, the two of you grew up definitely not in the same sense.

I admit that when I wrote this chapter, I was dirty and not pure enough.

I really hope my cubs will grow up soon.

I would like to recommend my friend's article to everyone, it is very interesting.

If you are free, please help me to collect it.

"Run With The Ball After Pregnant With The Enemy's Child"

[CP Setting: Fried-haired Tsundere Shou VS Poisonous Tongue Less Twitch Attack]

Two people who are old enemies meet each other and pinch each other, and break up unhappy every time

These two enemies have already spread in the wealthy circle

"I heard that the Mu family's youngest son fell in love with the Huo family's only son, and love gave birth to hatred."

After hearing this, Huo Yu said that it was really what I thought, this girl fell in love with me at first sight

When Mu Xi heard this, he was furious on the spot. Who made this rumor, it was so outrageous that his mother burned the paper and died outrageously.

I thought it was a seamless plan, but I did my own crimes and sent myself to the bed of my old enemy.

As a man, it doesn't matter if you sleep, but who knows that a child will come out of sleep?

It's good now, don't pinch it, don't hurry up and marry me

For the children, I tease, I tease, I tease!

Today is also a day I love you so much.

mwah! ! !