Zerg daily life of earth people

No matter how reluctant, Claudia finally left, and Shelley couldn't regain his senses for a long time watching his retreating back.

"Shelley, let's go too, let's go back together." Steve patted him on the shoulder and motioned for Shelley to follow suit.But at this moment, Shelley didn't have any extra thoughts. He touched the ruby ​​earring next to his ear, and his thoughts were indescribably blank.

"Go back, I'm fine here alone, I just want to stay quietly for a while, I won't go anywhere." Shelley's voice was muffled, rejecting Steve's proposal.

"Otherwise, why don't we stay and sit with you for a while, I won't disturb you just by the side." Seeing that Shelley was not in a good mood, and afraid that he would not be able to complete the task assigned by Claudia, Sion gave a compromise suggestion .

Shelley also thought of this, but he felt that being told to take care of him was a bit of a big deal, so he resisted a little, "I'll just sit for a while and go in quickly. The security in the central garden area is very good. No one can come in with the invitation letter, don’t worry, you can go back and continue watching the show and I’ll go in and meet you later, if I don’t come back after a while, it’s not too late for you to call me again.”

After an explanation, Shelley expressed his position very clearly. Seeing him like this, Sion didn't continue to insist, but confessed that if Shelley didn't go in later, he would come out to find him and so on.

Shelley looked at the wisteria flower corridor and the calm lake in front of him. Everything before was vivid in his mind, but after such disturbances, his mood finally calmed down, and the impulse to return to his senses disappeared after all.

After he figured it out, Shelley got up and started to walk back. He planned to go back to the guest seat in front to meet Steve and the others, so as not to make Sean unable to explain, but on the way back, he met a very unexpected person.

"Good evening, Shelley." A very fragile male worm stopped Shelley's way back. Shelley looked up and found that it was his classmate Xiao Nuo.

Xiaonuo's name sounds weak, and he looks very weak. Among his classmates, he really has no sense of existence.After all, everyone is a male, and no one will take care of him because of his gender.

I still remember that Xiaonuo always liked to lean on him when he was just in school, and felt that their backgrounds would almost have a common language.Shelley is not happy about this, he thinks that the only thing he has in common with Xiaonuo is that they are both ordinary single-parent families, the rest are completely different, okay? !

Xiaonuo's female father is a B-level female, and Xiaonuo was born only after worm breeding. His greatest luck was to have a male egg and a C7 cub, which is one in ten thousand in worm breeding. Like winning the lottery.

But his greatest misfortune is also because he is a C7-level male cub. The C-level belongs to the ranks of medium males in terms of genetic division, but the C7 level is still an egg bred by insect labor. Basically, it can be judged that this male has not advanced. Therefore, he is in an embarrassing situation. Even the families that need to adopt Xiaoxiong will not consider him, fearing that he will lower the genetic level of the entire family.He is neither willing to succumb to ordinary females like low-level males, nor can he be easily favored by high-level females like ordinary middle-level males.

What impressed Shelley the most about him was that what he said inside and outside the words was how his female father taught him to win the favor of female insects, and regarded marrying an S-level female monarch as the most important thing in his life, and he even envied With Shelley's appearance and rank, it must be easy to find a partner.

Hehe, I don't think that's a compliment at all.

This also made Shelley's three views almost split. After all, Eno never told him what kind of female he must marry in this aspect, he only asked him to like it.However, most of the local males have Xiaonuo's thoughts, which makes Shelley feel the unevenness of the world even more deeply.

"Do you have anything to do?" Shelley felt that he and Xiaonuo didn't have a deep friendship, and was puzzled by his behavior of blocking the way.

"Instructor Casio has been chasing you before, and I saw him appearing with you tonight, so I just wanted to ask if you are already together?" Xiaonuo didn't intend to beat around the bush, and asked very straight to the point.

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with you!" Shelley was like a cat with fried hair at the moment, raising his vigilance.

"I like Instructor Casio very much, and I want to try to pursue him, that's why I asked this question."

Fuck!Shelley's expression cracked. If he remembered correctly, although the male student in front of him was inconspicuous in the class, he was still very popular among ordinary female insects, and he also raised a lot in the fish pond. Sea pond master of fish.Now he actually wants to extend his evil little hand to Claudia, which is simply tolerable, which is intolerable.

Shelley felt that it was necessary for him to hit the classmate in front of him, "Claudia is my female companion today, he just left beforehand."

According to Shelley's perspective of earthlings, the equation of this sentence is this: Claudia is pursuing me = I let him be my female companion = maybe we will be together in the future = you can go back wherever you come from, Wash and sleep for me.

Ke Xiaonuo understands this sentence from the native male perspective: Claudia is pursuing Shelley = Shelley just let Claudia be a female partner = he did not admit to being together = Claudia is single = is a good prey to chase.

Xiaonuo left happily after getting the answer, and felt that Shelley was also satisfied with the success of the beating.

But on the way back this time, there were obviously no obstacles, but there was a small episode. Shelley stumbled on the way and came to the backstage of the actors behind the stage.

One after another, large boxes were carried in by the staff, and Shelley was a little curious about which actor's preparation room this was, and why he needed so many things, a burly figure stood in front of him, "It doesn't matter Officer, do not approach."

"I'm sorry, I just went astray for a while, so I'll leave immediately." Shelley hurriedly apologized, and was a little curious, "Can you tell me whose preparation room this is? It looks very dignified."

Zerg has always been very tolerant towards males. The white-haired old female in front of her seemed to think that this was not an embarrassing question, so she directly answered him, "This is my preparation room. I am a magician." Master, so things may be a little more..."

As he spoke, the old man smiled inexplicably, "The next show will be my show, you will see it, it will be a very special show."

After speaking, he politely invited Shelley out.

After leaving the backstage, Shelley always had such a strange sense of disobedience. The female just now was obviously an image of an old man, but his figure was very strong, his voice was very calm, and he spoke very calmly. Also, if he remembered correctly, the magicians on Earth seem to try to simplify their preparations even if they prepare props. It looks like they are traveling lightly. Do they really need so many boxes?

Shelley's eyelids twitched, and for some reason, he suddenly remembered what his father had taught him, "Don't let the calm and calm blind your eyes, and don't let the singing and dancing paralyze your mind."

Feeling more and more uneasy, Shelley walked quickly to the guest seats in the auditorium and found Steve and Sean.Seeing that it was Shelley, Sean breathed a sigh of relief and asked him to sit with him, but Shelley was no longer in the mood to stay, and said directly: "I want to go home, do you want to go together?"

"You are going back so early, are you scared by the previous news?" Steve started to answer again, "Don't be in such a hurry, the organizer just came out to explain, we here It’s far away from the port, so it’s very safe, so don’t worry about anything.”

"Besides——" Steve pointed his finger at the stage, "The last show, "Magicians of the Century", is about to start."

As soon as the words fell, the red stage curtain slowly opened, and a magician in a black tuxedo and a gentleman's hat appeared in front of everyone.

The white-haired magician did not speak, but took off his hat to salute at the beginning of the show. When the top hat was flipped, a group of white pigeons flew out of the hat, which opened Steve's eyes. He pulled out a red handkerchief from the palm of his hand. After shaking the red handkerchief twice, it turned into a red umbrella. When the umbrella was opened, it turned into a red silk scarf again. enjoyable.

There was thunderous applause from below the stage, Steve's hands were clapped red, and his voice was full of excited excitement, "That's amazing!"

At this time, the magician on the stage began to speak, "Now I am going to perform my last magic trick today, and it is also the most exciting one. Please wait and see."

After the magician finished speaking, he took out a red handkerchief, and the handkerchief twirled at the magician's fingertips, turning the handkerchief slowly into a huge red curtain, and finally covering the magician completely and disappearing without a trace Just when everyone thought it was just performing a magic trick of disappearing in place, the red curtain on the floor began to slowly rise again, as if someone inside slowly stood up.

The curiosity of the guests was aroused again, and everyone watched the curtain move on the stage intently. When the height of the curtain reached about three meters, some guests felt that something was wrong. It's like standing in a worm state.

At this time, the red curtain rose to a certain level, finally unable to cover the objects and slowly fell, presenting the scene behind the curtain to the public.

More than a dozen burly, fully armed half-wormed females are aiming their muzzles and cannons at the guests in the audience. They are not friendly to the guests, and their eyes are like looking at the fat on the chopping board. In the middle stood a fully worm-like mantis with big swords, three meters tall, huge protruding compound eyes, powerful upper jaw mouthparts, two huge forelimb swords, rows of sharp sawtooth, and that The hard covering wings all show that this female is in the state of complete insects, and she is far ahead of the predator status.

When the shiny gun muzzle and the predator's greedy eyes aimed at them, everyone finally couldn't deceive themselves that it was just a magic trick.

A well-informed Asian female screamed in surprise:

"It's a star thief, it's a star thief—!"

"It's the Blood Mantis Star Thief Group—!"

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The author has something to say:

Stupid author: For the love between the two of you, Mom, I just broke my heart. I specially arranged for you to practice with rival No. 1. Are you surprised?Is it surprising?Are you happy?Ha ha ha ha.

Shelley Zaizai: Draw out a 40-meter long knife——.