Zerg daily life of earth people

When Aman and Clodia Jacob were discussing how insane the orcs were, and how aesthetically destructive the modified male in front of them was, the NPC with cat ears moved, and she pulled out a whip sharply. He slammed it hard on the floor.

With a "snap", a boulder on the floor split into pieces in an instant, and the force made Shelley feel pain, so he ran away in fright.The so-called most difficult to bear the grace of a beauty, such a brave boss should be left to the two big bosses to solve.

"Why did you come so late!" The cat-eared lady looked sad at the abandoned woman, looking at the two females as if she was looking at the heartbroken man: "I have been waiting for you for a long, long time, and you, He Ri He Ri, have never come to rescue you!" Me, and then I was transformed into this ghostly appearance by those hateful orcs, what is the point of my life?"

Shelley really thinks there are a lot of pitfalls in this statement, girl!Although your image does not conform to the aesthetics of the Zerg race, you really conform to the aesthetics of the earth, so there is no need to be so sad and indignant!

It's a pity that the cat-ear girl NPC couldn't communicate with Shelley. She was immersed in extreme sadness, and then her face changed and she became jealous of the comer. The expression was very cruel, "So you will go to hell with those orcs. !"

As soon as the lines of the plot were finished, the cat-eared girl swung her whip at the three of them. Shelley sat far away from the position without being affected, so she sat on the big rock from a distance to watch their passionate fight. The meticulous distance is relatively close, and he was also the first to suffer.With a swipe of the whip, he blocked it, and the hatred of the boss was very stable.

Friends are so self-sacrificing, Claudia naturally will not disappoint his good intentions, so one pulling monsters and the other cutting monsters cooperated very tacitly, and the strikes were also very brutal, the blood volume of the boss was crashing. Seeing it, Shelley felt distressed for a while.

The cat-ear girl's face was swollen, the cat-ear girl's weapon was gone, the cat-ear girl was dying, and the cat-ear girl was completely turned into a pile of experience points and golden equipment.

Shelley gasped, he felt that the goddess girl in his mind was gone like this.

Walking up to the knocked down cat-ear girl and squatting down, looking at the NPC who had been beaten to the point where she couldn't see her original form, Shelley's inner sadness flowed like a river. ! !

Clodia looked at Shelley staring at the boss with both eyes, thinking that he was feeling sad for what happened to the NPC, and immediately walked over to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, Shelley, this is a fake game, This male is really ugly, so let's stop looking at it."

Shelley didn't feel comforted at all, but he still asked Claudia unwillingly, "Do you really think he's ugly? Don't you think he's pretty at all?! Really?"

Claudia didn't understand why Shelley had to ask him again and again for such an obvious fact, but he still answered the question patiently, "Yes, I don't think such an image is pretty at all."

Shelley finally gave up.He suddenly understood a sentence he had heard before, "When the aesthetics are different, the world will be fatal."

When Shelley was still a native of Earth, he had seen such a record in an unofficial history: During the peak period of the Great China Kingdom, four parties came to congratulate, and a small country paid tribute to Huaxia with one of the most beautiful women in their country. Xiaoguo admired the aesthetics of geisha with white face and black teeth. This was too harsh for the Chinese emperor at that time. Out of politeness, the emperor accepted the beauty and sent her away, then turned around and put the beauty in a cage. The inside is placed in an open space, and the concubines and ministers of the past are allowed to visit like a monkey in a zoo for fun.

When Shelley saw such a record, he just laughed it off without any ups and downs, but at this moment after traveling to the Zerg, he really had mixed feelings.

Zerg is a purely male world, they do not have a female form, so naturally there is no way to mention the so-called female aesthetics.They cannot appreciate signs that are different from their own recognition, and only attribute them to abnormality.To use an analogy, there is a peerless and beautiful pig out of a group of pigs, and the Zerg don't know how to appreciate it, so even the most beautiful pigs are just a bunch of ingredients.

The metaphor is cruel, but it is also very realistic.After figuring this out, Shelley finally felt extremely fortunate at this moment, it's good that no girls cross over, because this world is not very friendly to girls.

Claudia watched Shelley moaning at the BOSS's body with mixed emotions and hesitating to speak, his heart immediately made up a lot of things, and the direction of the brain went from "he saw this The NPC has been around for so long, is there something wrong?" to "What's the matter with the dead male god face he is facing the boss!!"

In the end, it really couldn't match the various BE plots that I had imagined, so Claudia simply asked directly, "Do you have a tendency to be male and male?"

Shelley was shocked by this neurotic brain circuit, and immediately turned her head and gave him a supercilious look, "You are sick, I don't seem to have a tendency to be male and male!"

Claudia defended a little aggrieved, "He is so ugly, and you keep looking at him. I'm right next to you, and you ignore me."

Shelley finally understood that the female was asking for attention. He didn't know how to explain the aesthetic problem to Claudia, so he simply changed the subject without explaining, "I just sympathized with his experience for a while, besides you It's the best."

Sure enough, as soon as she was praised, Claudia immediately threw away all the messy ideas in her head, and turned back into the proud and confident peacock with her tail open.

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The final bosses have already been fought, and the dungeon sent their team out. Aman went offline and left beforehand. Clodia was a little puzzled. She obviously gained a lot of experience and her level has also increased. Why? Xiao Xiongzi in front of him seemed not very interested.

"Do you want to try a flying mount?"

Claudia's proposal finally gave Shelley a little bit of interest, and he nodded dispensably as he agreed to the invitation.

So after Claudia finished whistling, a giant white eagle descended from the sky, raising a cloud of smoke and dust.

Shelley held Claudia's hand stretched out from the front, walked up the back of the white eagle, and stood directly in front of it with the best view.

The white eagle took off and went straight up to the sky at an extremely fast speed. The wind brought by the speed was so violent that Shelley grabbed the feathers of the white eagle's neck nervously and almost couldn't open his eyes.

"Don't be afraid, we'll be there soon." Clodia whispered in his ear, and then opened his hands to help him block the wind in front of him. After a burst of extreme speed, the speed of the white eagle began to slow down. , Shelley suddenly opened his eyes, and found that they actually flew over a valley.

Surrounded by mountains and cliffs, there are patches of pink and white cherry blossoms at the bottom of the mountain. The color is so beautiful that it is as dreamy and magnificent as pink clouds, and it is as sweet as pink cotton candy with an attractive and delicious fragrance. sweet.It grows wantonly hidden in this valley that no one cares about. When the flowers are in full bloom, it looks very charming, like a peerless beauty, tempting to find out.

"Hold me, we're going down." As soon as Claudia's voice fell, the white eagle disappeared into the air. The fear of falling into the air made Shelley quickly put his hands around his neck. In just a moment, A pair of dreamlike butterfly wings grew out from under Clodia's back, he flapped his wings gently, and slowly fell in the direction of the Cherry Blossom Valley.

The dreamlike butterfly wings, the faint fragrance at the tip of the nose, the pink color of the cherry blossom valley all over the mountains, and the flowers on the branches, all of these are as beautiful as a dream that cannot be woken up.

When his feet stepped on the ground, Shelley couldn't recover from such a beautiful scenery for a while, but Claudia started to move. He flapped his wings vigorously at last, and the force was so strong that it immediately blew There was a strong wind, and the wings turned into dots and spots of light and spread out. The wind engulfed the plump petals of the branches and fell from the sky one after another. In an instant, it was a shockingly beautiful cherry blossom rain.

Cherry blossoms fell from the branches, and the petals rained down on Shelley's hair, shoulders, and clothes, making his whole body tainted with the scent of cherry blossoms.

All the beauty in front of me is depressing, and Shelley thought to himself that if this is a dream, I hope I will never wake up.

Claudia raised one arm, stretched out her white fingers, and caught a slowly falling cherry blossom in mid-air. Like a knight in a fairy tale, he lowered his posture in front of him, and handed over the cherry blossom in his hand. Brought before him:

"May this rain of flowers and flowers make you smile,

this is for you,

My little Highness. "

The author has something to say:

Clodia: Why am I still single! ! !

Stupid author: Probably you didn’t bribe enough, hahaha.

Today is also the day I love the little angels the most. This book is about to enter V, and it will be dropped at the third watch on the day it enters V. Thank you for your support.

To be honest, I have never understood why black teeth can also become a kind of aesthetics.