Zerg daily life of earth people

Second day male secondary school.

When it was time for physical education class in the afternoon, the old class suddenly informed that the physical education teacher had asked for leave today, and this class was changed to math class. After speaking, he took the handout to the stage and began to skillfully write formulas on the blackboard with chalk.

This kind of teacher of each subject wants to add classes, seize the physical education class, and the familiarity of the physical education teacher "being asked for leave" is so fat.

Shelley thought that when the Zerg race came, Xiaoxiongzi's homework was not heavy, unlike the female secondary school next door, which had a bottom-up elimination system. This mountain was overwhelming, so it should be impossible to encounter such "being asked for leave". Is he too naive? Is the male insect going to start rolling in?

After Shelley's inner guess became more and more off topic, a text message came from the optical brain in his hand:

I went to the office after school.

Sender: Claudia

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Shelley glanced at the address attached below, but it was the location of the physical education teacher's office.But hasn't the physical education teacher asked for leave?

Wait, why is this scene so familiar?

After school, newsletter, office, female.

Why is it so similar to the opening title of a certain island cartoon "After School の Female Teacher" that he watched in his previous life.

Shelley shook his head, and finally cleaned up the waste in his head.He must have been deeply influenced by Claudia recently, otherwise how could he think of some messy things with his seriousness.

Finally, when school was over, Shelley collected the books very slowly and packed the schoolbags slowly. After everyone left the classroom, he followed far behind, and when he reached the corner, he turned around to the office. All the way up.

It's not that I want to meet him, I'm just curious about what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd.Shelley was building himself up like this, and at the same time, he quickened his pace and walked towards the office.

When he got to the door of the office, he knocked on the door and got a "Come in." from the door, and Shelley opened the door nervously.

There is nothing strange inside the door, but it is also different from the clean and tidy offices of other teachers.The main reason is that there are too many documents, textbooks, test papers and so on, and it is very messy.

Claudia struggled in this pile of documents, and only put down the matter at hand when she saw Shelley coming in.He pulled out a chair for Shelley to sit on, poured another glass of water and put it in his hand, and finally handed him a document.

"What is this?" Shelley was a little curious. He took out the document from the information bag and glanced at the ten lines at a glance. The document was shining brightly: the enrollment brochure of the First Main Star Higher Male Insect Academy, which is too eye-catching.

He looked at Claudia, hoping he could explain what it meant.

Claudia didn't give him too much attention, and asked him straight to the point: "Would you like to go to the First Main Planet Higher Male Insect Academy? You know that the First Main Star is the place where the Zergs originated, even though the Zergs have developed into the No. The overlord of the first universe has six galaxies. The first main star is different. It is supported by the six galaxies and is the political center of the entire first universe. The central star integrates politics, culture, education, technology, and military affairs. .”

"Dare to be crowned as the number one main star in this world, you must be the best among the best. The first main star advanced male insect school is the top male school in the entire first universe. I dare not say it is an outstanding one. Most of the advanced males come from the First Main Star Advanced Male Academy, but in the past few hundred years, all the outstanding males who have made some achievements and can be named have basically come from there."

"Shelley, do you want to give it a try?" Clodia looked at him encouragingly, "I have checked your grades, and you belong to the very good group in Mingguang Star Middle School of Males. But if you really want to take the No. [-] Main Star Higher Male Insect Academy, you may not even be able to get in the bottom of the list, but if you are willing, there is still some time before you go to school, we can start to make up time to make up lessons, and use your qualifications to take the exam. It won't be a big problem to go to the first main star advanced male insect academy."

Shelley was very astonished, he had never had such an idea before.Since he crossed over to the Zerg, he has been living on Mingguang Star. He was born out of his shell here, read and read here, went to school here, his female father is here, his home is here, and his little friends It's all here, he grew up here, and he lives here.In the past, he studied at the Mingguang Star Low-level Male Academy, but now he is studying at the Mingguang Star Intermediate Male Academy, and he should also go to the Mingguang Star Advanced Male Academy in the future. This should not be a suspenseful thing.

As for the future after he graduates as an adult, he may take over the dessert shop of his female father and help run it together. Maybe one day he can overcome his obsession with girls and find a female who falls in love with him, and then give birth to a cute girl. The worm cubs, and then build a warm little house together, and finally live happily together, loving each other forever.

And Claudia's words were like a stone thrown into the water, breaking the usual calm and causing ripples.

He is like a little bird living on a hillside, and has already built a nest under the eaves and is ready to move in.As a result, someone suddenly told him that there are lush forests, boundless seas, vast grasslands, and magnificent seas of clouds outside.Other people's worlds are the galaxy universe, while his world is one of a kind.

For just a moment, Shelley had a longing for "the world is so big, I want to see it".

"Then I'll think about it." Shelley was a little moved, picked up the materials and was about to go home and read again, when he suddenly remembered something, "Why are you using this office, I remember that this is the physical education teacher's office, right?" , where did the physical education teacher go?"

"Uh, your physical education teacher went back to his hometown on wedding leave and went on a honeymoon trip"

Hearing Claudia's answer, Shelley didn't believe a word.According to the thinking of the local females, if there is really a male who has already talked about marriage and fixed the date of marriage, the whole world will know about it long ago, and he will hide it from him until he is on wedding leave. Come out, it's not a logical thing to do.

Claudia saw that she couldn't get away with it and had no choice but to tell the truth: "When we were hired by the male insect academy, the contract period was set for one month."

"As you know, outsiders are not allowed to stay in the male insect academy except non-employees, even parents are not allowed."

"So I thought, if my contract expires and I want to leave, what should I do if I don't see Shelley?" It is not difficult to be an excellent teacher, but the result..."

Claudia pointed her fingers at the table and a stack of books on the bookshelf behind, "The principal told me that if you want to work as a teacher in the male insect college, you must obtain the male insect teacher qualification certificate, and these are the qualifications for male insect teachers. The materials that must be read for the certificate, after reading it, you will have to take the unified entrance examination next year to get the certificate..."

Shelley flipped through the books, and there were some strange titles: "Cubs' Mental Health", "Cubs' Hygiene", "How to Guide Cubs to Be Optimistic", "Cubs' Aesthetic Class"... Let me go, Are you taking the test for the male insect teacher qualification certificate? Are you sure you are not a childcare worker?

Shelley instantly understood where Claudia's bitter face came from.

"If you really graduate and change schools after you pass the teacher qualification certificate test, then it doesn't make sense for me to come in." Clodia continued, "So I thought of a way, your physical education teacher really There was a male he liked, but the dowry demanded by the other family was too high, so we had no choice but to break up, so I sponsored him a dowry and let him get married."

Speaking of this, Claudia is a little proud, "As soon as he gets married, he needs to ask for marriage leave. As soon as he asks for marriage leave, the position becomes vacant, and then I told the principal that the school will not be able to recruit a suitable teacher for a while anyway, otherwise I will I just left for a while and waited for the physical education teacher to arrive before leaving. The principal felt that this suggestion was very good, so he simply agreed."

Shelley was dumbfounded when he heard that, was it such a roundabout tactic in order to stay?

"When the contract was renewed, a bunch of teachers came to change classes with me, so the physical education teacher was on vacation all the time, and I didn't need to give military training to the boys, and I didn't have to work, so I could stay and watch Look how nice you are."

The culprit of the recent "teacher's internal whirlwind" in the relationship was created by you.Shelley was a little speechless, and suddenly thought of a detail, "I remember you told me that you came to Mingguang Star with a mission before, and you have already taken a month's vacation for military training. How long have you been approved for the holiday, can your chief agree?"

"I asked him to approve a two-month leave, and he naturally disagreed." Claudia suddenly smiled a little badly, "So I told him that the market for our military females is not good enough, and it's fine to get married. It's not easy, I want to develop a relationship with my future hero, and he immediately approved it."

Shelley felt that his face was too thick, "Who is your future hero, don't talk nonsense."

"It's you, you said it yourself."

Shelley sat on the chair with a frightened expression on his face. Claudia walked up to him and approached him, then put a hand on his shoulder, leaned slightly downwards, with her head turned towards Shelley's ear, and his nose The temperature from the breath almost burned Shelley's ears, but the words he spoke almost sent Shelley away.

"Marry Bai Fumei, be the CEO, pure school beauty, hot street girl, abstinent female teacher, gentle female nurse, beautiful policeman all love me. These are the exact words you said back then."

I almost forgot about this stalk, why do you have to remind me of this, I didn’t feel it when I said it at the beginning, why did I feel ashamed when I heard someone repeat it today!Shelley was so embarrassed that she was scratching the floor, but Claudia continued:

"Because I am your Bai Fumei."

"If you are willing to let me be your private tutor, then I will also be your abstinence female teacher."

"Of course you can come to me after class. You know, as long as you can come, I'm free anytime, anywhere."

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Shelley looked at Claudia with a simple expression on his face, and was very speechless. He thought that if this is a strategy game, then there should be a game notification sound now:

Congratulations to player Shelley, you have unlocked the "Female Teacher After School" scene and fulfilled the conditions, please continue to work hard.

Hehe, thank you for the invitation, no appointment.

The author has something to say:

Come to a small theater:

The reporter interviewed a group of worm cubs.

Reporter: "What is your dream?"

Female 1: "Be a rich worm and raise little males."

Female 2: "Be a rich worm and raise little males."

Female 3: "Be a rich worm and raise little males."

Shelley Zaizai: "Be a rich bug."

Reporter: "Why don't you raise Xiao Xiongzi?"

Shelley Zaizai: "Because I am a little male!"

Hahaha, the stupid author is counting landmines, flowers, and nutrient solution again, and he is satisfied.

The stupid author you are chasing after is a big slob, if the little angels don't wave the whip in your hands, she will dare to be lazy for you.

So don't be stingy with your whips