Zerg daily life of earth people

Dating basic three standard configuration:

1. Take a walk√

2. Watch movies√

3. Eat

Shelley has already overturned his car thinking about watching movies, so he must not overturn his meal. He doesn't really want to challenge the Zerg's food creativity now.So he took Claudia directly to a dessert shop invested by his female father.

The decoration of the dessert shop is a bit like a coffee shop with small capital on the earth, but the main product has changed from coffee to various desserts and milk tea drinks.

The types of sweets in the Zerg are similar to those on the earth, but the patterns are not as many as on the earth. When Eno restored the Chinese cuisine to Shelley, he also enriched the types of sweets by the way, such as matcha mousse, black forest cake, and so on. Ramisu, pearl milk tea, poplar nectar and so on have all been made.

Ino is not very enthusiastic about Chinese food, but he shows great love for desserts.From the perspective of his native Zerg, these novel sweets can have a very good market in the Zerg, so he came up with the idea of ​​opening a dessert shop.And the facts did prove that his idea was right. With these desserts, the dessert shops he opened became popular online celebrity shops.

The shop is making a lot of money every day, and the profit is still considerable after excluding the cost. Eno divides the monthly income into three parts, one part for household use, one part for backup working capital, and the last part is a bank deposit for Shelley. Card, as pocket money for Xiao Xiongzi, let Shelley keep it for himself.So even though Shelley is still a cub, his pocket money already has millions of interstellar coins. An ordinary civilian B-level female may not necessarily have as much savings as Shelley's pocket money in her life.Shelley has always been complacent about being a little rich man.

Shelley found a seat by the window to sit with Claudia, and then ordered her favorite bubble tea and matcha cake first, and then handed the catalog to Claudia who was sitting opposite to signal him to order.

"By the way, we've known each other for so long, and I don't have your optical brain contact number yet." Claudia handed the ordered order to the waiter Yafe, and reminded Shelley secretly, " Give me one, and I can contact you later."

Shelley didn't really want to give.He thought that the female worm on the opposite side of the optical brain's contact number had already acted as if he had to do it. If he gave the optical brain's contact number, it would be fine, and he might feel that he was already married.So Shelley firmly refused.

"Why? Is there something wrong with me that made you resist me so much." Claudia frowned, as if she couldn't figure it out.

"Maybe it's because you're older than me?" Shelley nonsense gave a reason. He couldn't just say that it's because you're not a sweet and soft girl.

Claudia instantly felt humiliated, "I'm only 23 years old! During the last census of Zerg, the data showed that the average lifespan of insects now exceeds 300 years, and the state between 18 and 100 years old belongs to the same period of youth! We You are in the same age group, you can’t just think that you will not be an adult for two years just because you are a cub now! If even someone like me is despised and old, then when you meet the prime minister of Zerg and his hero Poor, why do everyone think it's the romance of the century?"

Thinking of this incident, Shelley realized how ridiculous the reasons she just made up just now were. In the Zerg race, female rulers are generally much older than male rulers, because those who can become female rulers are basically big bosses, and those who can become female rulers are generally big men. Those who sat at that level were basically not too young except for the particularly hard background.

For example, the love of the century that Claudia exemplified just now, Shelley has also heard of it. If it weren't for the fact that this place is a Zerg with a very weird perspective, this matter itself is worthy of a headline.The reason is that a widowed female who is nearly 300 years old took her daughter on a blind date. The original blind date was for the female, but the result was that the young male who had just grown up did not take a fancy to the female. The female father is married!Married! !

When Shelley saw this news, there were only rows of shit in Shelley's heart!Nearly 300!Converting the situation on the earth, the aunt who is over [-] years old takes her daughter on a blind date and ends up marrying a young fresh meat who has just grown up, which is equally intriguing.

"Actually, it's not that you are bad, the main thing is that you are not my type." Shelley confided his true thoughts helplessly.

"You must be perfunctory!" Claudia looked disbelieving, as if you must be lying to me if you don't tell me why, "You say I'm not your ideal type, then your ideal type What type is it?"

Shelley recalled how proud she was at the beginning of time travel, and in an instant, her words were faster than her brain, and she came out completely bald for a while: "Marry Bai Fumei, be the CEO, pure school belle, street hot girl, abstinent female teacher, gentle female nurse, Pretty policemen love me."

"Female, what do you mean?" Claudia asked suspiciously. After all, this is a Zerg race, and the word female does not exist.

"Female, it means female." Shelley quickly patched up the loophole in his words.

"Oh, that's how it is! It's easy to handle." Clodia said with a face of sudden realization, then switched the optical brain to the external display interface, and quickly searched for a very popular seller on the interstellar shopping website. Then I found what I was looking for in the clothing category, and pointed it out to Shelley, "Look, there are pure school uniforms, nurse uniforms, doctor uniforms, motorcycle leather, hot little wild cat clothes, tell me , which one do you like? I'll show you what to wear."

Shelley was stunned by his coquettish operation. She thought it was outrageous, but obviously the female opposite didn't intend to let him go so easily.

"As for marrying Bai Fumei you said..." Claudia's face instantly glowed, and her eyes rolled, sweeping away the unhappiness just now.There is no such thing as Bai Fumei in Zerg, but it does not prevent Claudia from interpreting the words on her own.He stretched out his finger and pointed to a wrist protruding from the cuff. His skin was fair and lustrous.

"White."

Then he took out a card holder from his pocket, slipped the top VIP black cards of the major interstellar banks in a row in front of Shelley like playing cards, and then clicked on several property right certificates on the optical computer , there are two mineral vein planets, and a planet ownership certificate for a natural planet.

"rich."

In the end, he pointed to his own face again. No matter how many times he looked at it, the face of the direct descendant of the Angel family was really nothing to say.

"nice."

……

The small treasury was hit by dimensionality reduction, and jealousy made me completely unrecognizable. Shelley instantly felt that the cake on the table was no longer sweet, and the milk tea in his hand was no longer fragrant. The activities in my heart can directly COS the famous painting "The Scream":

Female father female father!The scheming female in front of me is too bad, she is seducing your little male to eat soft food! !

The author has something to say:

Claudia: What is Bai Fumei?Isn't Bai Fumei me!Marry Bai Fumei, don't you just want to marry me!Alas, today is also Xiao Xiongzi's usual arrogant day.

Shelley: The small treasury was hit by dimensionality reduction, and there is no love in life.

Stupid author, I finally coded this chapter out, it’s too miserable, let’s cry in my manuscript box first.