Zerg daily life of earth people

In the bustling classroom, the boys were whispering or laughing and playing in groups of three or four.

While enjoying Steve's courteous fawning, Shelley played with the holographic helmet he just got, feeling like a winner in life, very satisfied.

"Don't worry, my mouth is very strict. No matter who asks me, they will say that I suggested it. You were forcibly pulled here by me. It will definitely not affect the relationship between you and your female brothers."

Steve breathed a sigh of relief, and hugged Shelley happily, "Shelley, Shelley, you are my best friend."

At this moment, Shelley doesn't care about such little effort at all, and his heart to top the tank is also sincere.He had no idea what kind of hole his deskmate Steve had dug for him.

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On Monday, the day of the speech under the national flag, the boys lined up neatly according to their classes on the playground.The old class suddenly asked Steve and Shelley to go to the podium to read the self-criticism, intending to use the two of them as models for violating school rules.

This is different from the way I imagined the review book to be opened! !Shelley was still in a daze, but Steve had already stepped onto the stage directly.

A group of females in military uniforms were discussing excitedly at the edge of the playground.In the Zerg race, every little male is the treasure of treasures, and it is difficult to see one in normal times. The place where so many beautiful little males can gather is either the male association or the male academy.Even the place of instructor for Xiaoxiongzi's one-month freshman military training this time was snatched from the hands of the native females only after a waste of their boss's efforts.If it weren't for the people in their team who all have deep backgrounds and strong abilities, it would be hard to say who will win in the end.

"It's been a week since school started, and I still haven't made any progress here. I originally thought about such a good opportunity to get in touch with Xiaoxiongzi at close range, cultivate and cultivate relationships, ask for an optical brain account, and then make a few appointments, maybe I will You can marry yourself off." The person who spoke was a tall, thick brown-haired female, her name was Emma, ​​and her race was the Swallow butterfly. In this race of butterflies that are prone to beautiful insects, he is simply an outlier. If it weren't for his real strength, he would have been cannon fodder by the fringe.

Claudia, who was standing next to Emma, ​​listened to his thoughts, with a serious look on her face, but what she thought in her heart was that as long as Fan Xiaoxiongzi's eyes are not lame, it is unlikely that he will be able to see the light. Brain contact number for you.

"Claudia, look quickly! Is that beautiful little boy the one who fell from the tree and was caught by you that day." Emma patted Claudia on the shoulder vigorously, her voice full of envy, " The females of your Casio family are more popular, but I heard that the little male is infatuated with you, in order to be able to see you, he skipped class and climbed trees, even without the restraint of a male."

Claudia's eyes fell on Shelley standing next to the podium.The black-haired and black-eyed Xiao Xiongzi looks like he can shine, his watery eyes seem to be able to talk, when he is not smiling, he seems to be eager to speak, but when he smiles, everything pales instantly.The first main star is the place with the most high-level males, and he has seen many beautiful males, but it is indeed very rare for them to look this good.He didn't look like a little male from a remote living star, but he should be the noble and precious little highness of those big families on the first main star.

"Could it be a misunderstanding..." Claudia said hesitantly.The other females who were silently listening to their conversation were not happy, and began to argue:

"I saw that Xiao Xiongzi didn't get up immediately after sitting on you that day. If I misunderstood, shouldn't I get up immediately!"

"I saw it too. Not only did he not get up right away, but the little Xiongzi secretly pinched Claudia's chest and scratched her several times. Think we are blind!"

"It's definitely not a misunderstanding. When their teacher came, Xiaoxiongzi didn't get up immediately. It's not that he is interested in you and wants to get in touch with you more. How could he have such an attitude."

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Steve read the self-criticism with great emotion on the podium:

"...I repent! I lost the face of the male insect. I have deeply reflected on my mistakes these days. When Shelley wanted to see the Casio instructor wholeheartedly that day, I should have stopped him. But I didn't To stop him, I was moved by his obsession with Casio instructors, for the sake of my friendship with him, I even helped the evildoers, skipped classes with him, and helped him let loose and find trees..."

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Under the stage, Shelley looked struck by lightning, and the whole worm was going crazy!

Steve, you bastard!I know you're a scumbag, but how on earth did you create a self-criticism that doesn't make sense and doesn't make sense! !

I promised you to take the blame, but I didn't promise you to add drama to me! ! !It's fine if you leave yourself so clean, can't you give me a spring and autumn style of writing when you write the self-criticism? ! !

I stabbed my brother twice, brother stabbed me twice for insects!

I would have my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon illuminates the ditch.

The wind is slack and the water is cold, and the strong men never return.

Steve, you clear my name!

Thousands of words can't express the pain in Shelley's heart, but with Steve's jewels in front of him, the review letter of Spring and Autumn calligraphy in his hand seems to be veiled.He was so angry that he tore up the review paper, threw it into the trash can, and ran away before everyone could react.

As for whether Lao Ban will be blown bearded and stared at in anger, hehe, it doesn't matter anyway, I don't want to see anyone now!

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While Steve was reading the self-criticism in the front, the females in the back made more noise.

"This is a real hammer, even his classmates admit it, Claudia, what are you thinking, if you don't want such a good-looking little male, we will have sex..."

Claudia is a little helpless, he can't say that it's been almost a week since the last time, and he hasn't met Xiao Xiongzi once, and he hasn't talked to him, let alone asked for the optical brain contact number.

"I have inquired about it. The worms in this little male's family are very simple. He only lives with his commoner father and mother. The female emperor and female servant who have not made a reservation have never even talked about love." Lodia, the client, was still excited, "Maybe I haven't even held the female's little hand, so pure~~"

"Besides, the gene level of the little male is B80. This data is available when he is a minor. When the adult cocoon transforms into a male, the probability of being promoted to A-level male is very high." Emma thinks that Claudia is a little clueless, " The little Xiongzi who is as beautiful as a flower, if you pass by, you will be gone! Don't be too ignorant of flattery."

Clodia thought about it and found this to be the case. In the Zerg race, only females run after the males. How can they really let the males take the initiative? The males are so arrogant, even if they are rare in their hearts, they will never show it. It is rare. There was a little Xiongzi who took the initiative, and he really didn't know how to flatter him before he took any action.

"Calm down." Claudia raised his hand and patted Emma's paw off his shoulder, but the upturned smile on the corner of his mouth could not be stopped. After making up his mind, his mental activity became active again. : The little male is so cute, our cubs will be very beautiful in the future, right? How many will we have?Is it better to be a female or a male?If it's a female, should I save more dowry? If it's a male, can I have my surname? At least I can give Chongzai a noble status!What kind of name sounds better?oops!What a happy trouble...

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The author has something to say:

No Responsibility Small Theater:

Here’s an earth version of Claudia’s perspective: a Bai Fumei heard that the handsome guy on campus likes her, skipped class and climbed a tree to see him, but was knocked down by him, and he hasn’t reacted yet. , the handsome guy was taken away by their homeroom teacher, and not long after, he was dragged into the public to name and criticize him. The handsome guy was very thin-skinned, and he seemed to never want to talk to him after his death. Bai Fumei felt that she was wronged, regretful and pity , why don't you insist on it!I am really good at chasing! ! !Then the more I think about it, the worse I lose, no, I can’t go on like this anymore, since the mountain doesn’t come, it’s me, and if I come, the mountain is also feasible!

The author has something to do with the three dimensions. The update on the 21st is estimated to be after 22:[-] pm tomorrow. Don’t wait if the little angel is sleepy. It will be the same on the [-]nd.Although this book is a bit overwhelming and probably not many people read it, I still have to say something.

Thank you little angels for your encouragement all the time, I love you all.