Zerg daily life of earth people

It has been sixteen years since the Zerg race. For Shelley, who has already penetrated the earth's culture, the Zerg culture is too exciting. This has caused Shelley to feel a sense of separation. He looks like a worm, but in his bones he still feels that he is an ordinary straight man on earth.

Yes, straight men.This is how Shelley defines herself. She likes girls, likes big breasts, buttocks, slender waist, black and straight.It's so vulgar!

So the first fatal shock of the Zerg culture came: there are no girls in the Zerg world!

Yes, you heard that right.without!have!sister!son!

This fact nearly knocked Shelley to death.Although at first glance, everyone is a humanoid form of a human male on Earth, but in fact, in the composition of the Zerg world, there are three types: male, female, and sub-female.

Males are positioned similar to males on Earth, while females and subfemale are responsible for the reproductive parts.

The female insects have very good physical fitness and excellent physique. Even female insects with lower ranks can turn into insects and half insects. They are the main components of society. Most of the natural weapons of war serve in the military. Every time the territory is expanded, there are contributions from female insects.

The sub-female is not as strong as the female, but still much stronger than the male. They cannot turn into insects, but they can turn into half-worms. They are good at thinking and communicating. They are often seen in some scientific research, education, medical and social service industries. .

As for the males, most of them are petite, with pretty faces and weak constitutions, do you think these adjectives are damn familiar? Yes, that’s right. If it were on Earth, there would be nothing wrong with using these words to describe girls. Gentle, even if some words such as beautiful, beautiful, cute, kind, and gentle are put on the male insects, the female insects will nod without hesitation.

It is true that males are good-looking, but are males really weak?Shelley disagrees, even if males cannot turn into worms, or even half-worms, Shelley vaguely remembers that in his previous life on earth, if he carried 50 catties of rice and climbed the tenth floor, he would definitely be out of breath, but in the Zerg He carried 100 kilograms of items, and he felt that he was more than enough to climb 20 floors.Moreover, males also have pheromones that can attract females to increase their favorability, which is equivalent to a natural beauty filter that can be carried around.

So Shelley finally realized!There is only one truth—that is, the female insect must be too strong, which makes everyone feel that the male insect is so delicate and needs to be taken good care of!

If there is no comparison, there is no harm.People are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away when compared with goods. This also makes sense in the Zerg race.

As for the appearance of the female and the subfemale, they are both particularly good at fighting and have a strong physique. Can they have a little bit of association with the earth girl! !

So there is always an equation in Shelley's mind:

Female = A man with a strong body and especially capable of fighting.

Ya female = a man who is strong and can generally fight.

Male worm = a man who is indistinguishable from male and female, especially who cannot be beaten.

Just after digesting the fact that the Zerg has no girls, the second wave of deadly attacks from the Zerg culture came: the male to female ratio of the Zerg is 1:35.

Yes.Male 1, female 35, which leads to the fact that if every female is to be married, each male must be assigned at least 35 partners, which is exactly the rhythm of grinding an iron pestle into a needle.

When Shelley first knew about this ratio, he felt that this was a man's paradise. He always thought that what he was holding was a bit of a script, or a YY stallion script. Fu Mei, as the CEO, pure school girl, hot street girl, abstinent female teacher, gentle female nurse, beautiful police sister all love my plot.

But ever since I saw the appearance of the female insects and their extraordinary force value, "The Temptation of Going Home" and "The Legend of Zhen Huan" echoed in Shelley's mind. The scum emperor.In an instant, the world was awake.

Shelley told herself: I am a straight male aesthetic, and I love girls!girl!girl!Say important things three times!I'm not gay, even if the females and subfemale in the Zerg have a lot of good looks, they actually outshine the men on earth by more than one block.I would rather die than bend!

This mentality reached its peak when I saw the three major events caused by the ratio of male to female in the Zerg history book.

There are three major eras in the history of Zerg, the first era is: the era of primitive male power, in that barbaric era of ruthless and blood-drinking, the ratio of male to female is the highest in history, 1:2, and the male is the absolute leader. This does not mean that Male insects have higher physique and strength than female insects, but it is because medicine was underdeveloped at that time, and there was no inhibitor for female insects invented now. The mental riots and mental combing of female insects are particularly dependent on male insect pheromones.No matter how high the force value of the female insect is, it dare not resist.The males began to be unscrupulous, and they regarded the females as their own property. Before they were married, they belonged to the male father, and after they got married, they belonged to the male master.The female insects dare not resist, have no dignity, no rights to insects, live humble lives, and die useless. Under the oppressive environment day after day, the most famous "angel revolution" in history finally broke out

The cause of the Angel Revolution was that a female general who was as beautiful as a mythical angel was admired by countless males. At that time, the male’s temper was that as long as he liked it, he must get it. If he couldn’t monopolize it, he would exchange it for a period of time. Xiongfu rented out the general over and over again like a commodity for profit.In the end, the general went crazy and committed suicide, and the females instantly regained consciousness after the death of the rabbit and the fox.

The second era derived from this: the era of abyssal feminism kicked off.The desperate resistance of the female worms makes the male worms helpless. The rights of the male and female worms are handed over in an instant, and the positions are changed. The male worms have become commodities in captivity.From this year onwards, the ratio of male to female began to decline like a landslide. In the first year, it was barely maintained at 1:100. In the third year, it became 1:500. In the fifth year, it became 1:800. The reason It was the males who started all kinds of resistance. They would rather die than be treated like this. The females thought of many ways to brainwash them and make them accept their fate, but the males just didn’t. They would rather die together than die together. Just commit suicide.

The male worms told the female worms with practical actions that it was a dream to keep them in captivity and make them submit.

The second era only lasted less than 30 years, and it ended at a tragic price of 1:2000 male to female ratio. In that era when insect reproduction had not yet been invented and popularized.If the internal strife continues in this way, the clan can be wiped out without the need for foreign clans to come in.

So the males and females were forced to go to the negotiating table to fight for their own rights.The place of negotiation was White Pigeon Island on the first main star back then, where they jointly established laws, rules, and rules and regulations, which must be obeyed by both females and males.

The third era: the era of equal rights for white doves came quietly amidst such intense and harmonious discussions.

From then on, males can no longer beat, scold or insult females at will.Females should also respect and not oppress males.

In order to protect males, an endangered sex, the Zerg created the Male Protection Act, the Male Protection Association.At the same time, in order to avoid the one-sided marriage situation in the original male power era, the Zerg set up a marriage protection law.

In the Marriage Law, both females and males enjoy sufficient freedom to marry and divorce.The marriage status of female insects is set into three levels: the first level is female monarch, female monarch has uniqueness, enjoys a certain authority of the male master in the marriage, and can freely decide without explicit instructions from the male master anything.It is as small as the purchase of a bag of salt and a bag of rice, and it is so big that it can even decide whether a female servant or a female slave will stay or stay.And this uniqueness is also reflected in the fact that even if one day the male is dissatisfied and wants to change another person, the law will never allow divorce if there is no major fault or if the virtue is not compatible.

The second level is the female servant, and there is no upper limit on the position of the female servant.Those who can be female emperors are all big bosses, or the big bosses among big bosses, and the rest can only stay in the position of female servants. Female servants can go out to work and communicate normally outside, but they have to serve obediently when they get home Male Lord and Female Lord.Of course, that's what I said, but the actual situation depends on the individual. After all, even in the ancient emperor's Sangong and Liuyuan, there was a saying between concubines and concubines who favored concubines and noble concubines.

The third level is the female slaves. Female slaves have the most humble status. They have no right to work, and even belong to the category of property. Most of the sources of female slaves are star thieves captured outside, or criminals. sin female.This category is even if it is played to death, no one will be held accountable.

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Shelley thought that it has nothing to do with him whether it is a female monarch, a female servant or a female slave.If, like other worms, he never refuses anyone who comes and accepts everything, looking at this explosive female body, it will be hard to say whether he will sleep with the female or the female.So it's best to be single, and stay single to save your life.

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Ask for a flower, ask for a comment.I haven't even seen the first comment yet, I beg the little angel who read the article, please give me some encouragement!