The Boss I Picked Up All Fell In Love With Me

After Qingluan left, Fenghuang took out the things that had just been put away.

It was a small bag of cat food.

A small package of ugly, nasty, cat food!

He stared blankly at this evil food, and suddenly loosened his fingertips.

The bag of cat food fell suddenly, and before it landed on the ground, it turned into ashes with a "chi" sound, and dissipated directly in the quiet room, leaving no bones left.

Phoenix's complexion improved a bit.

Such a strange thing should not exist in the world at all!

He is not only the last phoenix in the world, but also probably the one with the least particular recipes in the world.

If the ancestors knew that he dared to eat such crude food, he would probably be so angry that he would be reborn in nirvana and pull out all his hair!

Phoenix is ​​also very unhappy.

To show that he's not just a random phoenix, he decides to take some revenge.

For example, the time spent by the soul to go to the black-haired human beings has been reduced by a lot——

one tenth!

... Unfortunately, Su Zui didn't notice this at all.

He came out of the kitchen with a small bowl, saw a black figure appearing at the window, and said casually, "Come and eat."

The fake cat that just came in through the window was so frightened that it slipped and almost fell and ate shit!

Su Zui coughed lightly: "...not cat food."

The little black cat was still clawing at the window sill with its paws stretched out, its ears stood up sharply, and its golden eyes formed a straight line. Obviously, it didn't relax its vigilance because of this!

After all, there are still many things in this world that are worse than cat food.

Like, canned cats!

Su Zui: "...It's not canned cat food either."

He said that day that he would feed the little black cat cat food and canned cat food every day to scare it, and in the end he only fed it one meal.

To be honest, he was more or less dissatisfied with the fact that the other party invaded his life without authorization.

The reason why he behaved calmly was that the situation was stronger than people.

The reason why he intentionally made things difficult for the other party and fed the cat food was to test Fat Bird's bottom line on the one hand, and on the other hand he was suspected of sneaking revenge with private goods.

But this fat bird is so easy to bully, it makes him look like a bully.

Su Zui even felt a little guilty for the first time, and made a cat meal according to the online tutorial. Considering that this guy is not a real cat, he added a little light seasoning, and served a big bowl of delicious food.

He just aired the rice so it wasn't hot, and originally wanted to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold, but it was a coincidence that this guy came here, and caught up with the fresh ones.

Su Zui put the bowl of cat food on the table, "You really don't want to eat it? I'll go feed the stray cats."

Hearing what he said, the little black cat was taken aback for a moment, and soon leaned over the table with its paws on tiptoe, a hint of determination appeared in the round cat's face.

Although it's unpalatable, he doesn't want the black-haired humans to feed other creatures!

Its chubby body was stretched by itself into a long strand like magic, its head reached to the edge of the bowl, and its hind feet were still scratching on the window sill.

It can be said to be very cautious!

Su Zui rubbed the tip of his nose, at the same time he felt a little strange, last time he just fed the cat a little bit, why is he holding grudges like this?

In the original book, when Suzaku was vicious, he even swallowed the corpse of a monster. The thing didn’t even take a bath and didn’t pull out its fur. mouth.

In fact, when the gods and beasts were prosperous, it was very popular for everyone to swallow them to increase their strength. Except for the phoenix that is now dead and buried in the ground with only a polluted truth, there are very few gods and beasts to eat. You have to pick and choose a hundred times first.

This hero's character is too OOC, right?

Su Zui once again deeply doubted the accuracy of the system.

After this task is over, let the system do a comprehensive physical examination first if you say anything!

System 555, which was also diss while lying down: "..."

It's such a shameful system!

He raised his little nose and sniffed the bowl, and the little black cat suddenly froze.

The things in the bowl not only have no strange taste, but also exude a faint fragrance.

Little black cat:! ! !

Su Zui looked at the shocked cat face, and said calmly, "Eat quickly."

The ingredients for the cat meal were bought from Taoist forums on purpose. The meat and spiritual plants specially bred by monks are not turbid like human ingredients, but full of aura.

Although his craftsmanship is average, he couldn't stand the good ingredients. He tasted it himself before serving it, and couldn't help but want to compete with the cat for food.

"Mi~"

The little black cat granny let out a cry, and obediently buried her head in eating.

Although such ordinary spiritual food is still detrimental to Fenghuang's style, after being devastated by cat food and canned cat food, it is already extremely satisfied with this kind of food, and immediately eats it without looking up, as if afraid of being sober and regretting Take out something weird like that!

After Su Zui saw it was eaten, he didn't care about it anymore. He found a Taoist classic from the bookshelf, and searched for information about an ancient talisman.

After reading the book for more than half an hour, he finally looked up, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the little black cat who fell asleep lying on the corner of the table.

The bowl of cat food was quite a lot, and the little black cat ate so much that its belly swelled up, rising and falling with its breathing, like a hairball that can only breathe.

He didn't know how to sleep, but he was lying sideways on one of his front paws as a pillow, his body limply slumped on the table, and his two hairy hind legs stretched out long.

If this posture is made by a beautiful woman, it would be very pleasing to the eye, but if it is placed on a cat—or a milk cat, it will only be funny.

A hint of confusion appeared in Su Zui's eyes.

His attitude towards the fat bird was really not good.

First he threw it away when he was done using it, and last time he deliberately made things difficult for it. If it was him himself, not to mention putting him in a sack and beating him up, he would never want to see him again.

However, this bird seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, no matter how cold he was, he would not leave.

Su Zui closed the pages of the book, looked back, and quietly enveloped the plain cover of the ancient book.

But in this world, how can there be love and hate for no reason?

·

"Climb the mountain the day after tomorrow and go together?"

When school was over, Su Zui was stopped by his roommate Xie Yu.

The National Day holiday is coming soon, some students choose to go home, but a large number of students choose to stay in school for various reasons.

It's no fun to stay at school all the time during the holidays, so they organized a mountain climbing autumn outing in their class.

Although Xie Yu is a Taoist, he has a lively and cheerful personality, and has a very good relationship with ordinary classmates. He is now the deputy monitor of Su Zui's class.

At this time, the vice squad leader was enthusiastically lobbying Su Zui to actively participate in group activities.

"Everyone is going, why don't you follow along to have fun, just go for half a day, don't delay going back to school at night, and exercise your body by the way."

Su Zui put away the book without being moved at all.

He was about to refuse when he heard Xie Yu say, "It's Zangqiu Mountain, it's on the other side of Yucheng Park, and you can get there directly by subway."

Yucheng Park?

Catching this key word, the words of refusal flowed into his throat, and was swallowed by Su Zui again.

He nodded and changed the subject: "Okay, I'll go."

There is an antique street in Yucheng Park, and there are several Taoist shops in it. According to the evaluation of the celestial masters on the forum, the quality is very good, and it is the best thing you can buy in the imperial capital.

He was running out of materials like yellow paper and cinnabar, so he wanted to buy some back.

Those stores don't deliver express delivery, so I have to go there sooner or later, so it's okay to climb a mountain along the way.

Su Zui said: "However, I won't be with the team when I come back."

Xie Yu didn't expect him to agree so easily. After all, Su Zui's character is too cold. Even though they slept together, sometimes they wouldn't say a word at the end of the day.

He was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It's ok, just unify the past, and it will be two or three o'clock in the afternoon when it ends, so you can go shopping as you like."

Xie Yu happily told him: "Remember to gather at the school gate at eight o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow!"

·

At nine o'clock the next morning, the subway stopped at Zangqiu Mountain Scenic Spot Station.

Su Zui and a group of classmates filed out of the car and went to the scenic spot to buy tickets to enter.

Zangqiu Mountain is not considered a very high mountain, it is less than 1000 meters high, and it can be easily climbed back and forth in three to four hours with good physical strength.

However, students generally have poor physical fitness, and for them, such a mountain is not enough.

"Wow, the air here is so good! The scenery is also beautiful, and the student ticket is only [-], which is really worth it!"

"I feel that my body is instantly relaxed as soon as I come here."

"Hahahaha I hope you can climb halfway as easily as you are now!"

The students chatted about the beautiful environment and fresh air of Zangqiu Mountain.

Su Zui also looked at it a few more times. Ordinary people can only feel that the air here is particularly good, but as soon as he got close to here, he found that the aura on this mountain is particularly strong, stronger than the forest where he went to find the spirit beast. full-bodied.

Su Zui frowned.

Strange, when he sensed the aura of the imperial capital before, he didn't seem to perceive it here?

"Follow up quickly!"

Before Su Zui could think about it, the students began to climb the mountain with great interest, running as fast as monkeys one by one.

Su Zui had no choice but to follow.

When passing by Xie Yu, he heard the other party muttering in a low voice: "It's strange, why hasn't anyone heard of it here, is it a new blessed land? There is no news at all..."

Su Zui frowned even tighter. Xie Yu was a member of a local Taoist family in the imperial capital, and even he didn't know anything about the aura here, isn't it a bit weird?

Seeing him, Xie Yu greeted him very helpfully: "Su Zui, let me help you with your bag for a while!"

His roommate looked too thin, and he always felt that the other party would fall down halfway through the climb.

Su Zui glanced at the several pink and tender bags belonging to female classmates on his shoulders: "...No need, I'm not tired."

Xie Yu said: "Then call me when you are tired, don't worry, I am born with great strength."

Their Xie family's path is the body-refining school, and I dare not say anything else, their physical strength is definitely two or three times that of a normal person!

Su Zui nodded, showing a faint smile: "Okay, thank you."

He tugged at the bag on his back, and was about to move on, when he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the weight in the bag.

Su Zui paused, feeling bad, and slowly opened the zipper of his backpack.

Sure enough, among several bottles of water and some simple food, there was a half-sized little black cat who didn't know when. Its gilt eyes were half-opened, a little lazy, and it looked like it had just woken up.

He even yawned at Su Zui, very arrogant!

Su Zui: "..."

Su Zui:? ? ?

what happened!He obviously said hello in advance, and left cat food for the fake cat at home!

Why are you touching porcelain again without authorization!

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