The Boss I Picked Up All Fell In Love With Me

Su Zui carefully wiped the broken jade in half, and put it in his pocket.

This piece of jade is not only a magic weapon to ward off evil spirits, but also has a trace of thought power because of the incense and incense enshrined in the Su family. Even if this kind of heirloom is broken, it should be taken back and placed properly.

After collecting the jade, he looked at the crying ghost on the ground: "Did you just die?"

I also know that it is called Dad, which is very trendy.

The ghost confessed honestly: "The one who died last autumn was on that tree." He tried to stretch his neck in one direction: "He died by hanging."

The ghost sobbed sadly: "I was hanged from the tree for half a month before I was discovered. The whole body was deformed by the hanging, and the neck stretched so long that I couldn't shrink back even when I became a ghost. It's too ugly!"

Su Zui looked at the ghost's neck that he had knotted into a knot, and expressed his deep approval: "Well, it's pretty ugly."

The ghost cried even louder in an instant: "Woooooooooo—"

He said: "I hanged myself on impulse. I regretted it when I hanged it. Didn't I just write code until I was bald and kicked by my girlfriend? I am only 23 years old this year, and I have only been in love three times. It is better to buy the top." wig, do you want to find a girlfriend? Why am I so confused, woo woo woo..."

Su Zui: "..." He has only been in a relationship once in decades, and now he is single, what did he say? Why is this ghost so speechless?

Su Zui's face was full of indifference: "Oh, then remember not to be a programmer in your next life."

The ghost cried bitterly: "It's wrong! Whatever you say is wrong!"

Su Zui raised his hand towards the ghost.

The ghost thought he was going to be beaten again, and his eyes were distorted in horror: "Father, please be merciful! I really know that I was wrong. I just scare people, not to harm you! I, I, and I have been ghosts for almost a year. , not a single life was harmed!"

Of course Su Zui knew that when he sensed that there was a ghost following him, he didn't feel the bloody aura on the other party, otherwise he wouldn't have just beaten him up.

Su Zui untied the knot on his neck: "Got it."

The ghost froze for a few seconds, then rushed over and hugged Su Zui's leg, and moved him and sent him a good person card: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Dad, you're a good person, from now on, my life as a ghost will be yours I'll go wherever daddy is going!"

Su Zui looked at the ugly and suffocating ghost head: "..."

"No more," Su Zui refused expressionlessly, with undisguised disgust in his eyes: "I don't want such an ugly son."

Long neck ghost: "..."

Su Zui stretched out his foot and gently kicked him away: "Do you know where the darkest place on this mountain is?"

The long-necked ghost was kicked by him and rolled twice on the ground, hesitantly said: "I know..."

Su Zui said concisely: "Lead the way."

Although he can sense the location of Yin Qi, but the road on the mountain is rugged and complicated, he is not familiar with this place, it would be much better to have local ghosts to guide the way.

The long-necked ghost hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no——you can't go there!"

He said in horror: "The most sinister place on the mountain is the pagoda tree forest, but that forest is so strange that even ghosts dare not go there. I once had a friend who accidentally entered it, and never came out again! I I just came out to scare you, just to scare you back, that place is really evil."

Su Zui squinted at the soaring Yin Qi in the distance, and nodded with satisfaction, the more dangerous the place, the greater the opportunity.

He came here because of this yin energy, and just now at the foot of the mountain, he specially exchanged for a talisman.

He shook the flashlight: "I see, lead the way."

The long-necked ghost: "No way, Dad!"

The long-necked ghost didn't want to take him to that place where ghosts eat ghosts and don't spit out their bones. Su Zui lost patience after repeating the request several times, and beat him up again.

The long-necked ghost held his head that could no longer straighten up, and sobbed aggrievedly: "Father, I'm really doing it for your own good!"

Su Zui didn't speak, but slowly rolled up his cuffs, smiled at him softly, his small white teeth were scarier than evil spirits at night: "Do it again?"

Long neck ghost: "..."

Under the oppression of the evil forces, the long-necked ghost was forced to lead the way.

Halfway through, he was still desperately trying to steer him off the road, but Su Zui knew the approximate location of the yin energy, found that the direction was wrong, and beat him up again.

When it finally arrived at the destination, the long-necked ghost had already suffered countless beatings, and the whole ghost was so miserable that it was no longer a ghost.

Su Zui took out a Soul Cultivation Talisman from his pocket, and handed it to him: "This is for you, carry it with you for seven days, and the wounds on the soul body will be healed."

The long-necked ghost didn't expect to get paid, so he stuttered: "...Thank you, thank you."

Su Zui said: "I practiced drawing this piece of talisman paper. It's just a low-level one. It's not very useful. If there is a chance in the future, I will give you another high-level one."

The long-necked ghost held the talisman paper blankly, not knowing what it felt like.

He heard from his friends who are also ghosts that human celestial masters hate ghosts very much, and they will beat them to death if they don't kill them when they meet.

Although his father beat him, those injuries were very superficial, and he could recover by himself in a few days, not to mention that he even gave him a soul nourishing talisman...

Su Zui didn't have the time to care what he thought. After giving the talisman paper, he turned and walked to the front of the locust tree forest. He was greeted by a cloud of yin energy that could almost swallow people up.

The moon did not know when it climbed to the highest point, and the cold moonlight fell, but it did not brighten the atmosphere. On the contrary, after the outlines of the winding and twisted locust trees were clearly illuminated, they looked like sticking out of the ground His ghostly hands will drag people to hell at any time.

Let alone people, even ghosts are afraid of watching.

The long-necked ghost shivered and hid behind a tree. The scene of his former little friend entering, but being torn into pieces and swallowed by the black shadow jumping out of the darkness in a few seconds appeared in his mind, and he really wanted to run away.

But he persisted, not only didn't run away, but stretched out his long neck again, and bravely shouted to Su Zui: "Father, I really can't go, come back soon!"

Su Zui ignored him and stepped into the woods.

A thick black shadow appeared out of thin air, and gathered around Su Zui like a smog, like a mouth full of blood, instantly enveloping that slender figure completely.

Seeing this familiar scene, the long-necked ghost closed his eyes in despair.

In the end, I forgot that I had no eyelids, and I couldn't close them, so I could only watch... Seeing those black shadows envelop Su Zui not only did not tear him apart, but soon began to surge, as if suffering Like a fatal attack, it finally dissipated with a miserable scream!

Su Zui couldn't stop walking, and walked straight towards the depths of the woods.

Long neck ghost: ? ? ?

His new father, is he so awesome?

Of course Su Zui is not that awesome, or not yet.

Although he has a strong physique, the original body has never been in touch with Xuanmen-related things. He guards a gold mine and doesn't know how to dig it. power is really limited.

He was able to easily beat the long-necked ghost just now, but it was because the other party died not long ago and was not killed, so he was considered a ghost among ghosts.

He just used the amulet once he stepped into the woods.

The amulet was only available for half an hour, but the price was very expensive, costing him a thousand experience points.However, it can prevent all dangers during the duration, which is worth the money.

It doesn't matter if he is not strong enough, he can still krypton gold.

In fact, if it took another year or a half, he might be able to draw such a powerful talisman by himself, but it was too late, his jade was already broken, and he had to find something to replace it as quickly as possible.

The duration of the amulet is very short, Su Zui didn't dare to procrastinate, he didn't care at all, just calm down and feel the breath in the woods.

One advantage of his physique is that he can clearly feel the yin and yang energy around him, and he doesn't need to use weapons to detect one or two like other celestial masters. It can be called a human-shaped yin energy detector.

I don't know if it was his luck, but within a few minutes, he noticed a very special aura in a position.

Su Zui rushed over at the fastest speed, and what finally appeared in front of him was a locust tree that was taller and stronger than all the same kind in the forest. At this moment of the most cloudy day, the whole body was so full of cloudy air that it was almost to become real.

Those with poorer cultivation would lose half their lives just by approaching them.

Even though this tree looked like a wicked tree, Su Zui keenly sensed that under the heavy yin energy, there was actually a burst of vitality wrapped around it.

He put his hand on the branch of the locust tree, and the vitality touched his palm more clearly. Although it was tiny, it burned like a ball of flame.

Su Zui confirmed that this is a locust tree that is rare in a hundred years and contains yin and yang.

After detecting the location, he rolled up his sleeves, took out the tools he had prepared earlier, bit his flashlight, and started working on the tree trunk.

He peeled off a section of bark, and suddenly found a cavity inside, and at the same time a round thing fell out of the trunk, Gululu rolled to his feet.

Su Zui squatted down and took a flashlight to take a picture, and found that it was a black-red egg, but it was lifeless, and the things inside were probably dead.

It might be some monster's egg left here, Su Zui was going to push it away and continue to cut down the tree.

As a result, just as his fingertips touched the egg, he heard a click, and a crack was split in the middle of the egg, and a wet young bird rolled out of it.

The eyes are not opened, the body is covered with egg liquid, the black and red hair is smeared on the body, and the tender red skin can be seen. The visual effect can only be described by the word "ugly".

Before Su Zui regained his composure, the young bird opened its dark eyes, chirped twice, stretched its neck, and its bright yellow beak precisely grasped his cuff.

Su Zui: "..."

Wait a minute, he remembered that birds are very slow to emerge from their shells, and it takes half a month to open their eyes. This bird is definitely a bird, right?

Before he could figure out what to do with the bird that touches porcelain, the system sounded a beep without any fluctuations.

[Sub-quest 1: Life Winner]

[Mission introduction: Raid the heroine/male protagonist/Boss, and establish a stable partnership with them, then you can share the aura of luck and embark on the path of a real winner in life!Go little cannon fodder! 】

[Task reward: 10000 experience points]

Su Zui looked in shock at the ugly bird in front of him with no hair:? ? ?

Is it so frenzied that even the underage birds will not be let go?

He paused, and said slowly: "System, do you know that it starts in three years?"

The author has something to say:

Zui Zui: How many, how ugly!Go play with the long-necked ghost!

Fat Chirp: Not ugly!Just not yet furry! ! Q◇Q