Small broken shop forced to support customer service

Xiaobai just got off work from the express company, and when he walked to the corner of the intersection of his house, a man-like elite stopped him.

He is the most low-level courier, and he has always had a good impression of this kind of elite. Maybe he needs help with something?He raised his smiling face and was about to ask, when he saw the "elite" showing a wretched and evil smile.

"Want something exciting?"

"As long as 988, it will make you so happy that you can't breathe!"

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Xiaobai pressed the quick alarm button on the communicator expressionlessly, and the patrol robot closest to him immediately sounded the alarm and drove over here.

The performance was the third biggest shock, and he ran away in a hurry, stuffed Xiaobai with the live broadcast leaflet made for this operation, and then fled.

This kind of thing happened in the streets and alleys of various planets in the interstellar plane. At the beginning, most of the people they met were people who reported directly like Xiaobai, and their time was wasted on various escapes, but they soon found the right one. marketing methods.

In the days that followed, the interstellar plane was undercurrents, and a person might suddenly appear in every alley, dragging passers-by in quickly.

This has never happened on a plane with a crime rate of 0. The person who was pulled in was stuffed with a mouthful of instant noodles or lo mei before he realized that he was about to get angry.

After the rich taste anesthetized their brains and relaxed their hearts, those "criminal" people took out various boards and game instructions and began to explain.

These fishing team members who came out to help distribute voluntarily, they were not only helping Hao Yi earn enough money for advertising, but also seeking excitement in this kind of behavior.

They have long been tired of the step-by-step life day after day, but there are too many people around who are content with the status quo, which has become a kind of correctness, and they did not dare to challenge this correctness until Hao Yi's live broadcast appeared.

Seeing that so many people in that plane can do the "wrong" things so calmly, the yearning emotion took root in their hearts, and at this moment there was a reason to explode.

They are perfecting a couple, who dares to say that this is still a mistake?

The feeling of deviant will make people intoxicated, more and more people join in this action, and Hao Yi's assets accumulate rapidly.

But this is not enough, far from enough.

Due to the curfew, Hao Yi, who has been wandering the streets and alleys selling goods these days, waited until dark, and with the help of the third-ranked salesman, sneaked into their company and rested on the sofa where Erjiu usually worked.

Next to the sofa are a few books with a strong sense of the earth. According to the third performance, these are work materials applied for by Erjiu, so they cannot be taken away.

Hao Yi found a copy of "Earthman Observation Handbook" in it, which recorded every detail of his encounter with Erjiu, as well as Erjiu's strange thoughts.

And the emotions represented by every little action of his, every preference, favorite dish, favorite game, and many things that he didn't even discover by himself were carefully recorded.

It turned out that during those days and nights that he didn't know about, there was someone sitting on the sofa he was sitting on now, and he took him into his heart and observed carefully.

He looked at this booklet every night, dumbfounded, fell asleep with guilt and nostalgia, and within a few hours had to sneak out of the company before there were too many people.

The current progress is too slow, he made up his mind to make a risky move.

"Setting up a street stall?" The performance third said that this matter is unreliable.

"Although people are not restricted from walking on the street during the day, if you stay in one place for a long time, you will be warned by patrol robots, and you may even be arrested if you have illegal thoughts, and you will be imprisoned, and I don't think it makes much money. "The performance of the third said so.

"The main reason is that I need a place to live broadcast. Offline one-to-one sales are definitely not as much as online live broadcast orders, but I can't be in your company during the day."

The performance third stated all possible adverse consequences one by one. Hao Yi still insisted on live broadcasting, so he had to help Hao Yi turn on the live broadcast camera and stay away from it, so as not to be implicated in the event.

Although Hao Yi has broadcast live many times, he always showed those things sideways. This is his first serious sales promotion.

"This game is called chess, and the rules are..."

"This is backgammon, the rules are..."

Hao Yi’s dry introduction is not as attractive as those professional anchors on Earth, but thanks to the efforts of the Moyu team to develop and strengthen the organization, these days Hao Yi’s identity as a native of Earth and the story of coming to the interstellar alone in order to find a partner have already been seen by the audience Spread the word quietly.

Now that the haggard-faced anchor who introduced the game dryly is a little different from the anchor who was leisurely reading manga and sleeping before, it really makes people feel soft.

There are only a few people who swear in this live broadcast. Most of them, even if they don't support Hao Yi's idea of ​​having fun, still have good intentions for this obsession to find a lover.

As soon as he was introduced to the stand-alone game, Hao Yi's small stall was discovered by patrol robots.

"Hey—over there, what are you doing? Selling something? What are you selling?"

I said that you may not understand the game... Seeing that the situation was wrong, Hao Yi rolled up the chessboard and display equipment on the ground with cloth, and ran away. The patrol robot behind him also chased after him with a red light on. Also ask:

"Has the product passed the audit? Is there an age rating? Is there a business license? Is it legal to pay taxes?"

Hao Yi ran wildly, but fortunately, the people here may be severely brainwashed, and the law and order is very good, so the function of the patrol robot is a bit simple, it does not attack, and the running speed is not as fast as Hao Yi, which allowed him to escape successfully.

Maybe it was the effect of the demonstration just now, maybe it was funny that Hao Yi was being chased by patrol robots, games and various chess orders on the communicator sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

All the pieces on the board are sold out, but fortunately, the stand-alone game can be copied infinitely.

In addition to the distribution part of Moyu Squad, Hao Yi soon earned enough money to buy a few advertising spots at the best time to broadcast the notice of missing persons. The video used was Erjiu and Hao Yi. Taken while the earth is eating.

Although they didn't notice it at that time, but looking at it now, the faces of the two people in the video are full of happiness.

After waiting anxiously for several hours, someone contacted Hao Yi and sent him a document.

It turns out that Erjiu is not a resident of the main plane, but has been smuggled over from Garbage Planet. The person who wrote the letter had been involved in introducing work to Erjiu before, so he has the coordinates of his original planet.

Attached to the material was the video of Trash Star No. 29, and the harsh environment inside made Hao Yi's face turn pale.

He never asked, didn't care about previous experiences.

At the beginning, he even refused to provide Erjiu with performance...

29, twenty nine, even the name is like this?

Erjiu never said anything about it, nor did he sell it badly, but it made the current Hao Yi feel even more distressed.

He closed his eyes now, and his mind was filled with gray mist and endless mountains of garbage.

He sincerely thanked the person who wrote the letter, and then asked: "How do I get to... this trash star?" He couldn't pronounce the number.

The third performer watched the video behind him and frowned: "If I'm not mistaken, there should be a strong corrosive fog on the 29th garbage star. As an aborigine on a plane with a low serial number, you can't bear the erosion of that kind of fog."

"It's okay, I'm going over there."

The third performer sighed, "Do you have any money left?"

Hao Yi didn't know why he asked this, but he just showed the balance. After purchasing the advertising space, the remaining change was pitifully small.

After thinking about it for the third time, I used Hao Yi’s remaining money to buy a normal-grade physique transformation fluid, and I ordered a small aircraft and a life-testing device for Hao Yi out of my own pocket, “I’ll borrow it from you. Great games and new recipes be the first to think of me."

Hao Yi was silent and bowed deeply to him.

Having endured the pain of physical transformation, Hao Yi, who brought all the equipment, stood on the teleportation point, and all the members of the fishing team who got the news and worked hard in the distribution operation came to this teleportation point to see them off.

"I've already entered the coordinates. The environment over there is harsh, so the host should be careful."

Several other members of the fishing team also asked worriedly behind.

Hao Yi nodded, turned around and bowed to everyone again.

The teleportation started, Hao Yi's figure disappeared, and the third-performer finished his hair and appearance, and he was going back to work again.

"Let's go, we've helped everything we can, and the rest is up to them."

The others also said their goodbyes and prepared to return to their posts. This was the most indulgent day for them and it was worth remembering for a lifetime.

But after the indulgence, we still have to return to life.

Hao Yi came out of Junkstar Teleportation Site No. 29, seeing the scene in front of him that was the same as the previous video content, his heart tightened again.

When I saw those video materials, my eyes were already hurting, and now it is even more distressing.

He didn't waste any time, he rode on the small aircraft and held up the life detection device to start looking for Erjiu.

How big is a planet, how many places can he find in a day?He put all these behind him, he only knew that his exclusive customer service was suffering in a certain corner here.

His physique was forcibly strengthened by taking the transformation fluid, and he was not strong enough to resist the acid mist. After staying in the mist for half an hour, his skin would have a strong burning sensation. He could only return to the aircraft to apply cold compresses and rest.

But he didn't want to miss every light spot of life, he would step off the aircraft to inspect each one, and dig into those hiding in the garbage mountain bit by bit, the pungent smell and the pain on the skin couldn't stop him .

Huge interstellar mice, strange native creatures, he did not give up, and immediately went to the next search.

Finally, he found that familiar figure. The original spotless white uniform was so dirty that he couldn't see his original appearance clearly. Erjiu's whole person was like a mass of discarded garbage, ashes blending into the environment.

The severe pain surging up in his chest again made Hao Yi unable to breathe. He didn't know whether it was the fog or tears, and his vision became more blurred.

Erjiu searched through the nearby garbage mountains, and finally got the parts together. If there are no more parts today, he may have to move to a farther place tomorrow.

He didn't go back to his spaceship residence, he assembled it on the spot, and he kept the other parts in a small cart with him, so as to match the parts with the right shape.

What he found today was the most important signal receiver. He carefully wound the coil and combined the metal sheet and the energy components. Some parts are very small and the size may not be suitable. He has to polish and rest carefully and debug again and again.

When the final assembly was completed and the energy stone was successfully projected on the virtual screen, his eyes lit up. He was even more excited than when he discovered that the spaceship's thermal thrusters could be used for heating.

Common advertisements were played on the virtual screen, and he carefully adjusted the receiving channel on the loose instrument, wanting to see a different, or very familiar picture, but no matter how he cut it, he couldn’t find Hao Yi’s In the news or live broadcast room, he was a little anxious, and he didn't have much energy left.

This hasty attack became a little more serious, and the instrument made a sound of signal confusion and black smoke, declaring that it was completely scrapped.

Misunderstanding, remorse, and finally all turned into sad emotions.

His eye sockets were instantly red, and his crying was suppressed in his throat.

He just wanted to watch the live broadcast...

Doesn't that work too?

He sat quietly on the dirty ground, motionless, the mist condensed on his body, and his whole body became wet.

Just want to watch live...

It's so cold in here.

After a long time, he sniffed and began to prepare for a new round of searching for parts.

"Kid, why do you look like you're about to cry?"

Erjiu's eyes widened instantly when he heard these words, his whole body trembled, but he didn't look up.

Hao Yi walked up to him, "Can't you find a home yet?"

He bent down and gently hugged Erjiu into his arms.

Only then did he realize that Erjiu was so thin and small.

Erjiu lowered his head, staring at his somewhat dirty hands, thinking about how sloppy he is now, he suppressed his crying, and said muffledly, "It will stain...the clothes." It's a pity. The voice was still trembling.

He is too dirty now, and Hao Yi's body should not be able to bear the acidic water condensed by the mist.

He hurriedly wanted to push Hao Yi away, but Hao Yi hugged him tighter and tighter.

"Don't be afraid, I will take you home."

A tear fell uncontrollably, and he finally understood that what he misses is not the earth, and what he wants to watch is not the live broadcast.

But this person.