The villain is weak and beautiful [Quick Transmigration]

Chu Qiao ordered the system to stop this dangerous idea immediately.

But it is easy to stop the thoughts, but it is very difficult to stop the behavior of some drunk people.

At this time, Jiang Jing was already hugging his neck, and began to cuddle with Chu Qiao non-stop.

Chu Qiao: "..."

Contemporary college students are really corrupt and morally corrupt! ...Don't you know you have to go to bed to do that?How did it start on the floor...the floor is so hard!

Chu Qiao grabbed the boy who was pestering her like a baby bird and didn't know whether to throw him out or not.

"Brother Qiaoqiao, let me kiss you for 5 minutes."

Jiang Jing also made a request without shame: "In this way, I will let you kiss for 5 minutes."

Chu Qiao: "?"

Say it like I really want to kiss you.Isn't this requirement, no matter what, you earn it?

"kiss Me?"

Chu Qiao pushed Jiang Jing back to his hairy head and said seriously, "Only winners can kiss me. Are you a winner?"

Jiang Jing: "...?"

"There are all kinds of competitions in this world, and only those who are strong, persistent, and persevering can win."

Chu Qiao began to talk nonsense with a serious face: "I am one of them. Therefore, if you want to kiss me, you must be the winner!"

Jiang Jing: "......?"

I can understand every word, but I can't understand it together.

"Which competitions did Brother Qiaoqiao win?"

Jiang Jing asked him stickyly.

Chu Qiao: "When I was in elementary school, I won the Best Avant-Garde Award many times in the 'Football Field Competition' of "Moore Manor"."

Jiang Jing: "..."

"Moore Manor" is a web game that was popular when Chu Qiao was a child.Because his body does not allow him to run and jump in reality, playing football with his friends on the playground, Chu Qiao really likes to play the copy of the football field in the game.

Jiang Jing was defeated by Chu Qiaoqing's strange theory and thinking, she was silent for a moment, and said: "...But, I don't know how to play "Moore Manor". Playing it now, it's also a bit inappropriate in terms of age."

"It's ok."

Chu Qiao said: "We can come and play the game 'Forest King'. This is also a very challenging activity that tests IQ."

Jiang Jing: "...What is the 'King of the Forest' game?"

He was full of doubts, he had never heard of the term Chu Qiao said.

"In the forest, there are lions, rabbits, and bushes. They restrict each other and live together."

Chu Qiao said: "The lion can eat the rabbit, and the rabbit can eat the grass. But the trap hidden in the grass can kill the lion. So they restrict each other."

"It's a lion."

Chu Qiao stretched out a hand and clenched it into a fist, like a lion's big head.He showed it to Jiang Jing.After Jiang Jing expressed her understanding, Chu Qiao stretched out her index finger and middle finger again, as if making a comparison: "This is a rabbit...does it look like a rabbit's small ears?"

Jiang Jing nodded.

"This is grass."

Finally, Chu Qiao stretched out all five fingers and showed Jiang Jing her palm: "Have you remembered?"

Jiang Jing nodded in a somewhat bewildered but awe-inspiring manner out of politeness.

"Now let's compete. Each player can send a character to play in each round. If the opponent's character is stronger than your own, the opponent will win. Otherwise, you will win. There are [-] rounds in total, and the one who wins the most wins the game."

Chu Qiao said: "You should prepare first, and think about which character to play in the first game!"

system:【......】

As a bystander on Chu Qiao's side, the system asked with some doubts after listening to Chu Qiao's words: [Excuse me...is your game similar to 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'? 】

[In other words, in your game, besides turning the stone into a lion, the scissors into a rabbit, and the cloth into a bush...is there any other difference? 】

Chu Qiao: Oh, I was discovered.

【If you observe carefully...】

Chu Qiao forced her in a low voice: [You will find out——]

[It gets complicated. 】

system:【......】

[Become more vibrant and better reflect the far-reaching significance of harmonious coexistence between man and nature! 】

Chu Qiao said: [If the ecological environment is not protected, the lions will be harmed... the lions will be harmed, and the rabbits will be overrun.The overrun of rabbits will lead to environmental degradation.And then make the lion suffer from xxx again...becoming a vicious circle!This actually implies a variety of theoretical knowledge such as food chain, ecological balance, energy flow, etc., which has far-reaching practical significance...]

system:【.........】

System: My host, weak, useless, pitiful, but able to talk nonsense.

Jiang Jing over there didn't know if he had clarified the rules of the game, but he was silent for a while, still breaking his fingers.

Chu Qiao's original intention was to use the complicated rules of the game to stun Jiang Jing, and then when he fell asleep in a daze, she could escape herself.

I just didn't expect this boy to be more supportive than imagined.She was obviously too drunk, but she didn't fall asleep after being fooled by Chu Qiao.

"Ok?"

Chu Qiao asked, "We're starting."

Jiang Jing said: "Okay."

In the first game, Chu Qiao got out of the rabbit, and Jiang Jing got out of the grass.The rabbit ate the grass, and Chu Qiao won.

In the second game, Chu Qiao got out of the lion, but Jiang Jing got out of the grass.A trap in the grass hurts the lion, Jiang Jing wins.

In the third game, Chu Qiao played the rabbit again, and Jiang Jing played the lion.The lion captured the rabbit, and Jiang Jing won.

............

Soon, the two played more than 30 rounds, and Chu Qiao only won six rounds!

Chu Qiao: "..."

What is the most embarrassing thing?Not playing the game I designed and losing, but playing the game I designed with a drunk person and losing!

"Do you still want to play?"

Although he was so drunk that he almost didn't even know his own family, but he was still very good at mathematics, the top student T said: "It seems that there is no need to continue playing."

Because even if Chu Qiao won all the remaining ten rounds, the total number of rounds won by Jiang Jing was still not as many as Jiang Jing.

"..."

Chu Qiao couldn't help wondering, "Are you really drunk?"

Jiang Jing: "It's just luck."

Chu Qiao: "..."

This is really a jack-of-all-trades answer.

It seems that I am not only good, but also very good.

"I forgot to say that when I started playing just now."

Jiang Jing said: "If I win the game, can I ask Brother Qiaoqiao for a request?"

Chu Qiao: "...What do you want?"

At that moment, he subconsciously thought that Jiang Jing would continue the topic they had before starting the game, "kiss me" or something like that.

But unexpectedly, Jiang Jing said: "I want to play a role-playing game with Brother Qiaoqiao."

Chu Qiao: "...?"

"What cosplay?"

He had an intuition in his heart that something was wrong, and it was especially difficult for him to say these words.

Jiang Jing said expectantly: "Doctors and patients."

Chu Qiao: "..."

? ?

System: [City can play. 】

System: [Should I start coding? 】

He had never heard of this role-playing game, but Chu Qiao instinctively felt that something was wrong, with a feeling that danger had quietly approached.

"Then I want to play the doctor, and you play the patient." Chu Qiao said hastily.

"Originally you played the doctor, and I played the patient."

Jiang Jing said a little strangely.

After that, he lay down next to Chu Qiao, and said in a voice that made people feel itchy, "I'm sick...Doctor Chu, please give me a checkup."

Chu Qiao: "..."

It's started.I was right!This person has bad intentions!

He managed to keep calm in Jiang Jing's hooked voice, and said, "You, what's wrong with you?"

——As if a real doctor was looking, smelling and asking.

"I do not know."

Jiang Jing blinked and blinked: "I just feel uncomfortable... My head hurts and my heart feels uncomfortable. Please show me the doctor."

Chu Qiao: "..."

"You, you're not sick, it's probably caused by too many dramas. It's enough to go back and sleep."

Chu Qiao said: "...If it doesn't work, drink more hot water."

Jiang Jing: "..."

"This is the end?"

Seeing that Chu Qiao had dealt with the matter and said, "You can go", Jiang Jing was shocked and said, "I won this after so many wins. Brother Qiaoqiao, are you just perfunctory me like this? You can't So perfunctory me!"

Chu Qiao was almost lost her temper by this goblin-like male college student.After being speechless for a long while, he resigned to his fate and said, "...how about that?"

Jiang Jing said coquettishly, "You should at least take my temperature first."

He grabbed Chu Qiao's hand, put it on his forehead, felt it for a while, and said seriously, "Well, it doesn't seem to have a fever."

"What's the reason for that?"

After speaking, Jiang Jing put Chu Qiao's hand on the side of her neck again, opened her mouth, and said, "Is it inflammation of the tonsils?"

Chu Qiao: "..."

Chu Qiao was quite familiar with the series of examination procedures in the hospital because of her previous poor health.Looking at Jiang Jing's way of interpreting "doctors and patients" with a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, I can only sigh deeply.

Consider it a birthday present for him.

Chu Qiao said in her heart.If today was really his birthday, I would take playing this mentally handicapped game with him as a gift from myself.

Thinking of this, Chu Qiao pulled her hand out of Jiang Jing's, and finally took the initiative to say: "I'll check you, don't move."

Like a kindergarten kid, he clumsily but patiently rubs Jiang Jing’s fingers and his shoulders for a while, and uses the fruit plate and green onions in the kitchen as a “stethoscope” to check Jiang Jing’s “cardiopulmonary function” How about it.

"Breathing in—breathing out."

Chu Qiao said.

Since graduating from kindergarten, Chu Qiao has never felt so childish in the past 12 years.

Jiang Jing's breath pounced on the back of his neck, tickling Chu Qiao.

As the "physical examination" progressed, the two gradually got closer.Chu Qiao's fingers were soft and thin, pinching Jiang Jing's body, it felt a little itchy.

After finishing the inspection items on Jiang Jing's upper body, Chu Qiao exhaled a little tired.

However, just as he was considering whether to continue to check, Chu Qiao suddenly discovered something wrong.

He let go of his hand suddenly, and said to Jiang Jing very seriously: "I have checked here today. Continue next time."

Jiang Jing: "???"

"Why?"

He said aggrievedly: "The next time I can be examined by Dr. Chu, I might die of illness."

Chu Qiao: "..." This male college student really plays a lot.

He silently slandered: Then since you have such a strong will to survive and such a high awareness, you should control yourself!

Don't make the physical examination look like infrastructure construction, that little tent will fall down!

"Brother Qiaoqiao doesn't care about me at all, I know that."

Jiang Jing said disappointedly, with a sad face: "Forget it. You write me the medical records, and I will go back."

Chu Qiao: "..." This person's play is quite complete.

He tore a random piece of paper from a small notebook next to him, pretended to write a few words, and asked——

"Name? Past medical history?"

Jiang Jing was so drunk that she was unconscious, covering her eyes——

"Bo Chengxi."

Chu Qiao: "......?"

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Bo Chengxi: Wife!Didn't I just come here! ! (shock sound jpg