[Comprehensive]Truth or Dare

The dean, who was carrying the pointer, locked the door of the office, yawned and walked unsteadily towards the stairs.At the corner of the stairs, a few strands of gray hair retracted quickly before he opened his eyes.When the dean's footsteps gradually disappeared, the gray-haired boy who was clinging to the corner wall let out a sigh of relief.

"It seems that your vigilance is very good."

The baby's voice was very strange with a bit of sarcasm.

Yu Mo twitched his lips, turned his head to look at the baby in a black suit sitting on his shoulder with his legs crossed, "Why are you sitting on my shoulder?"

Li Baoen stroked his curving temples, "Can you bear to watch a baby like me walk so far alone?"

"...so you spilled coffee all over me?"

"Well, since the only thing that was hot back then was coffee, don't mind. And now we have more important things to do."

"How could you not mind, it's very hot!"

Li Baoen's finger movements paused, he turned his head to look at Yu Mo's swollen cheeks, then lowered his head, a little interest flashed in his black bean-like eyes, "If you still want to get entangled in this matter, I will Take Len back."

The boy standing on the ground with bare feet reflexively covered his big emerald green cloak, shook his head like a rattle, and refused in a loud voice, "No!!"

"So, we have more important things to do," Li Baoen poked Yu Mo's cheek with his hand, "Go to the reception room on the fourth floor, Lark has spare clothes there, borrow them first Put it on, you look about as tall as him."

"Skylark?" Yu Mo gasped, his silver-gray eyes widened, and he shook his head desperately again, "Don't be kidding, that battle maniac has been pestering me to fight just now, I don't want to fight him now!"

"Skylark is looking for you outside now. The reception room is empty. Hurry up and borrow some clothes so we can get out of here. Count the time. Mom's special lunch is about to start."

When Yu Mo heard the words "special lunch", he swallowed his saliva, and also swallowed the gush of complaints by the way.He poked his head out from the corner again, and when he confirmed that no one was passing by, he quickly rushed up to the fourth floor, and then under the guidance of Li Baoen, he came to the door with the words "reception room" hanging on it.

The door was not locked, so Yu Mo carefully unscrewed the handle and stepped in.The reception room was unexpectedly clean, Li Baoen pointed to the small cabinet under the bookshelf, Yu Mo squatted and opened the door, there was indeed a set of neatly folded black school uniforms inside.

Li Baoen was sitting on the sofa, looking at the gray-haired boy squatting in front of the cabinet door holding his school uniform with black bean-like eyes, "Why don't you wear it?"

"By the way," Yu Mo turned to look at him with a stiff face, "Why are you so familiar with Lark's territory?"

"Proper attention is essential for important family members," replied the cross-legged baby with a smile.

It's like this again... I said before that I've been following him. Could it be that this monster-like baby... is a stalker?

"Leon."

"……Eh?!"

The gray-haired boy next to the cabinet was stunned when the green cloak on his body turned back into a chameleon and jumped towards the little baby in the black suit. Then he blushed and quickly put on the clothes he was holding in his arms.

"Well, since the clothes problem has been solved, let's go back to Izuna's house now, I will tell you something, and then Izuna will come back."

Li Baoen stroked the chameleon in his hand, and innocently blinked his black bean-like eyes.

"..." He doesn't look like a baby like this. Could it be that he became angry because he exposed his monster nature just now?

The little baby on the sofa raised the pistol transformed into a chameleon without hesitation, and shot two shots at the cheerful boy who was complaining.

Quickly turning over to avoid the bullet, when Yu Mo landed at the door, he put his hand on his eyebrows, and looked at the bookshelf with two bullet holes in his face in amazement, "Wow, Skylark must know that someone broke into this place now , and he still carries a gun with him, do you think he will suspect you, little baby monster?"

Li Baoen stared at the direction of the door, his finger was on the trigger again, and his voice was deliberately lowered with a strong sense of oppression, "Do you think I won't really kill you?"

The silver-gray eyes of the boy at the door blinked, he clenched the ring around his neck, and smiled, "You can try."

The gray-haired boy smiled so that the dimples on his cheeks were exposed, and he looked a little cunning, very cute.Li Baoen stared at Yu Mo's smiling face, retracted the gun, lowered the brim of his hat, and raised the corners of his mouth, "You can be so calm when facing the muzzle of a gun. I have to say, I'm getting more and more optimistic about you. Well, instead of wasting bullets, It's better to recruit one more useful family member for Stupid Gang. Please give me more advice in the future, Yu Mo."

"Teach me a lot," Yu Mo heaved a sigh of relief, but felt inexplicably disappointed.

He wasn't very calm just now, but it was because he suddenly remembered the ring that he had neglected for a long time.Actually...he just wanted to test whether this ring would really help him block damage.

When he first came to this world, the ring did help him block Mr. Snake's attack, but at that time the dog slapped him on the ground, but the ring didn't work.

Leading Li Baoen out of the school gate, Yu Mo scratched his hair in confusion.

It is estimated that the protection of the ring is conditional, so what kind of damage will the ring help him block?It's better to find out, after all, it looks very dangerous here, if something happens, it will be bad.

In addition,

He turned his head to look at the little baby sitting on his shoulder teasing the chameleon, and asked belatedly, "How do you know my name is Yu Mo?"

"Li Baoen raised his head with a bad expression, "Is your reflex arc too long, do you need me to shorten it for you? "

Seeing the little baby's gloomy expression at a close distance, Yu Mo quickly turned his head and curled his lips, "Don't worry, thank you."

"Don't forget, I have watched you closely for several days," Li Baoen put his hands on his shoulders, and raised the corners of his mouth, "Including when you were bullied by Liu Dao Mu in the bathroom."

"..."

This stalker monster baby!

"If I hear you call me that again, I'm sure I'll blow your head off." The baby in the black suit had a gloomy expression on his face.

The gray-haired boy turned his head and gave him a cute smile, "I told you, you can try it."

At noon, outside the gate of Zetian's house, a gray-haired boy with a neat upper body and his trousers rolled up to his knees exposing his slender calves and feet was standing in front of the door. The beautiful arc slid down and fell to the ground.

He hesitated and stretched out his hand, and stopped just as his fingertips touched the doorbell.

"No, I really can't lie to a mother," Yu Mo withdrew his hand to cover his face, and moaned, "He said he knew his son or something, but his son had never met me at all. Sure enough Not being able to do it...it feels so bad."

The little baby sitting on his shoulder sighed, jumped up with surprising speed, and kicked the doorbell.

"Ding-dong-"

"Oh my God!" Yu Mo gasped, his cat-like eyes stared at the doorbell that kept ringing in horror, "What have you done?! I'm not ready yet!"

Li Baoen turned over with the strength of the wall, and sat back on his shoulders accurately.He raised one corner of his mouth, full of sarcasm, "Is it really a kid? I have been walking around the door for 10 minutes and I am not ready. I told you that as long as you tell your mother that you are a friend of the stupid gang, you will be fine. He hesitated for so long, unexpectedly timid."

Footsteps were already heard from inside the door. Yu Mo turned pale and swallowed, but still raised his beautiful chin and snorted, "It's shameful to lie and deceive women casually. That's right, you I’m still a baby, so I’m sure I don’t understand this.”

The little baby on the shoulder put the gun on his head the next moment, but the moment the door opened, the gun turned into a chameleon again.

"Ah, Li Baoenjiang, who is this?" The woman who opened the door was still holding a spoon in her hand, and the warm smile on her face made Yu Mo, who was tense because of the scene before opening the door, calm down for some reason .

To be honest, even though I knew there was a ring, it was still very scary to be suddenly pointed to the forehead with a gun by a little baby with a dark expression.He looked gratefully at the handsome woman at the door, bent down and bowed, "Hello, Auntie, I, I'm Yu Mo, please take care of me!"

The venomous boy who had been bickering with the little baby before, at this moment, was obedient to Sawada Nana who had just met.Li Baoen glanced at him in surprise, and then jumped into Nana's arms, "Mom, Yu Mo is a friend of Ganga, he may need to live at home recently, is that okay?"

"Gun-jun's friend?" Nana's eyes became brighter, "Ala, it's absolutely fine. Mo-jun? Just treat this place as your own home from now on. If you don't feel awkward, just call me mom." "

"Ah...?" Yu Mo raised his head, blinked blankly and stared at the woman with a warm smile in front of him, his face gradually turned red, he rubbed his nose and raised the corners of his mouth, "Mom."

"What a good boy," Nana looked at Yu Mo with a smile, and was slightly surprised when her eyes fell on the bare feet of the child opposite, "Mr. Mo, where are your shoes?"

"This one……"

Li Baoen, who had been sitting quietly in Nana's arms, smiled and interrupted Yu Mo who was hesitating. He raised his head and looked at Nana innocently, "I met a dog on the way and lost it."

"It's really a vicious dog." Nana gently rubbed Yu Mo's hair affectionately, and took his hand into the room, "In this case, let's cook something Mo Jun likes for lunch, my stomach is full You can forget the bad memories before. So what does Mo Jun like to eat? Tell me, you can eat it in a while, but it’s a pity that Gang Jun won’t come back at noon. If you know that Mo Jun is at home, you will be very happy. ?”

"……Ugh?"

After being led to sit on the sofa, Yu Mo looked at the back in the kitchen with his back turned to him, completely unable to react, he turned his head to look at Li Baoen in a daze, "How could it be successful like this?"

"Well," Li Baoen picked up the coffee cup, "Next, I will tell you something about the family. When the stupid gang comes back, you can ask him directly if you have any questions, and I will let him answer you seriously .”

Yu Mo stared at the baby whose temperament was obviously not that of a baby, and always felt that what he said just now sounded extremely heavy.

and,

He turned his eyes to the kitchen again, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Tsunayoshi Sawada's mother was a little too natural, and she actually let a stranger into the house like this. Isn't he afraid that he is a bad person?

By the way, Yiyue's mother is also very natural. Thinking about it carefully, so is his mother.

...Are all mothers natural attributes?

The author has something to say: From then on, Mo Miao started a life of fighting wits and courage with the Great Demon King every day... What do you think about this ~~【I Love R Demon King】Does anyone want to become Leon? [Jiu Jiang thinks] This way I can touch Mo Miao's slippery body [Idiot Face] Mo Miao is wearing Skylark-sama's clothes and covering her face.I love the chairman~~ Kneel down, Jiujiang is really a big radish, can it be swollen...

Today I will post a picture of my mother, a woman like Nadeko, Jiujiang would like to marry a man~~ Mom Saigao! !