Empire Warriors

"Eleven, please leave~" I tugged on Eleven's sleeves and begged bitterly, with tears in my eyes that were about to fall.

"Sansheng, you'll just stay in this ruined place for a few days, and then you and Her Royal Highness Queen Marysu will join forces to break up the Valley of Qingyin." Eleven tugged at his sleeves and said solemnly.

"Oh, Eleven, you can stay and play mahjong with me twice before leaving~"

Eleven gave me a blank look, took the hand of the scarf, and then looked at the black head of the sow sitting opposite me: "Playing with things and losing one's ambition..."

After speaking, Yijue fluttered and pulled the delicate and weak girl's scarf to leave.

I hurriedly jumped up: "Banana, you are so lazy, Eleven, you remember it for me, don't come back when you leave..."

Hearing the words a few steps away from the eleventh row, he thought to himself, what the hell is the prince doing here in this place where the birds don't shit!

Seeing Eleven walking away without looking back, I changed to crying: "Eleven~ You should leave the scarf for me anyway! How can I play mahjong with this old sow..."

There was a sound of "playing against each other..." from afar

Qingyin Valley has long been surrounded by Queen Su's [-] troops, and I was bored playing with that old sow who turned into a human.

"You're so stupid even when you're playing match-up, you're such a pig!"

"I was originally a pig!"

……

Well -_-||, you are not good at meeting pigs!

Speaking of being surrounded by the army outside, I really don't know how my master, who thinks he is tall but is mediocre, came back through the sea of ​​people.

"Master, you are back."

The mouse master brought back another person, I took a closer look, isn't this the cute little beet Yueer's daughter?

The mouse hastily rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and finally found an ancient artifact that looked like a mouse in a corner of the pigsty.Looking back at me: "Sansheng, hurry up, copy the guy, let go of the three thousand sows in the backyard, we went to fight with Marysu, and you just bullied me..."

There are few rumors about that ancient artifact in the world. It is said that it is called the mouse artifact. There are two buttons on it. Double-click the left side to emit a radiant light. Wherever the light goes, there is no life.

I trembled all over, feeling bad.

On the way, my master Bingming Scarf and I were rescued by the eleventh prince of the Daxing Kingdom who had fallen into the mortal world.

The mouse master seemed to have known that this would happen, looked at Shi Jin Gege who was tied up and gagged, and smiled: "I knew that he had a secret connection with Daxing, this robbery of Shi Jin Gege is not For her, Shi Jin Gege is the sweet spot on King Yue Jing's heart. As a stepmother, how can that brat who has fallen into the world sit idly by? "

I sweated secretly. In the past, I only thought that this master was just a mediocre person who talked about big things. I never thought that my thoughts could be so meticulous. Fortunately, I was not exposed...

There are three thousand pigs... ahem, to be precise, the sows are helping out. Master and I stand in front, looking at the army of pastries.

"Master, Susu can be counted as seeing you~" Queen Su cried when she saw us coming, with snot and tears.

The mouse master suddenly softened his heart, and asked: "Shusu, don't cry, the master is here, tell the master what's wrong?"

The plot develops too fast, and before I have time to react, the two hostile protagonists are already embracing each other. Queen Susu pulls the corner of the mouse's clothes, breathes hard, and wakes up with a snotty nose.

"Master, Wushuang, Wushuang is promiscuous everywhere, and there are many people who like him. It's okay to have Empress Mumu first, but now there are many more... I'm afraid that he is no longer in his heart."

Countless black lines suddenly appeared on my head, what's so good about that stupid emperor, there are so many people who don't like it...

I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed softly: I played mahjong in vain, and I won a lot of red, but no one followed me...

Feeling sad in my heart, I couldn't sit still any longer and sneaked into Qingyin Valley for several years, wasting so many years of my youth in vain. After all, I was also the only imperial guard in Daxing Kingdom. Back then, I won the favor of all the ladies in the harem with my unique skills , it's time to go back.

At night, I used Mongolian sweat medicine to stun the mouse master, and asked me what I was going to do. Of course, I would not tell you that I was going to steal the mouse artifact and go back to ask the queen for a reward.

I pulled out two balls of lotus and stuffed them into my ears, but it still didn't work. The thunderous snoring of the mouse master made my heart tremble.

A treasure like an ancient artifact was placed beside the bed casually. I quietly picked it up and tiptoed out of the room.

This artifact is an artifact, it is really extraordinary, it is warm in the hand, and people can't help holding it with both hands.

I walked hundreds of steps on foot and then turned back, the reason was Shi Jin Gege, how could I have forgotten this, now the power of Daxing Kingdom is in the hands of King Yue and the Eleventh Prince, it would be a great achievement to save Shi Jin.

Finally finally finally I hit the road with assorted gags...  

Shi Jin and I were walking in the night, when suddenly she turned her head and asked me innocently: "Uncle Sansheng, why don't we ride horses?"

Can I tell her I'm horse-sick?Of course not, it would be too detrimental to my reputation as the number one imperial guard in the imperial capital, so I pretended to be naive and asked: "What is a horse, do you eat it? Candy, Sister Ma brand nougat? Do you want to give it to me?" Should I buy it?"

"Yeah! You also like Sister Ma's nougat! I like it too~" Shi Jinge was excited...

Looking at the innocent appearance of Shi Jin, the bright moonlight sprinkled on her long black hair, I can't help my eyes turning sore... If I can be with her in a country without gunpowder and war, and the peach blossoms stretch, I will find another two with her. People are chewing nougat, playing mahjong with their hands, all in one train...how wonderful!

"Uncle Sansheng, your halazi dripped onto the skirt of your clothes..." After speaking, he wiped it with a handkerchief.

Look, what a girl!

However, such a wonderful scene was interrupted by a torch not far away.

It's the mouse master, and I instinctively keep the assorted grid behind me.

The mouse narrowed its sleepy eyes, yawned and said, "Sansheng, why did you take away my mouse artifact?"

Suddenly there was a cold light, and a murderous aura filled the air. I knew the serious consequences of being exposed, and I planned to tear myself apart with the mouse. Anyway, I didn't want to stay in Qingyin Valley, where the birds don't shit.

Of course, I can't beat the five big and three thick mouse masters, but I have a mouse artifact in my hand, who am I afraid of!

I took out the mouse artifact from my sleeve pocket, and I clicked left and clicked, but there was no light at all, and there was no change in the surrounding area.

I kept pressing the left button trying to summon the rumored radiance, and then the magic mouse became hotter and hotter until I couldn't stand it anymore, and exclaimed: "Ah! I'm scalded to death!" My mother and grandma~”

With a sound of "bang dang", the magic weapon just hit the old face of the mouse master.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!..." The mouse master kept screaming.

"Fuck, you don't know how to do anything nonsense. Do you want to scald me to death when the temperature is so high? You don't even need a hand warmer. How can I teach you normally?" Said that he would roll up his sleeves and open them educate him...

It is said that Shijin Gege has a great ability to escape with the wind on the soles of his feet. Shijin Gege has been pulling me all the way back to the imperial capital without giving up. I am amazed and moved.

Looking at the familiar environment around me, and the drizzle falling in the sky, look, God is welcoming me back... I was so moved that two tears flowed down my face, and I regretted it, damn it, I forgot to bring mahjong came back……

-------------------------------------------------- ----------BY [Three Lives Thinking]

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