Empire Warriors
Chapter 13 BY [Mu Wanyou]
--------------Chapter 13---------------------------------- ---by Mu Wanyou
Originally, I was planning to save my idiot husband who doesn't like cleanliness, but before I got to the ghostly place where the demon religion doesn't shit, news came from the border that some kingdoms provoked wars for no reason and even sent troops to oppress the border !
Damn Mary Crisp!Do you think that if the idiot Wushuang is hijacked, he will treat me as a free man?
You are too overestimating the idiot Wushuang, do you know that without him, Daxing Kingdom will only develop better?Did you know that without him, the average national IQ of our Dahang Nationality will be raised by at least two levels?I bet you stupid don't know that!
Thinking of this, I don't think it is necessary to save Wushuang who is holding me back and lowering the national average IQ.But no matter how bad Wushuang is, I still love him!
Confused in my heart, I looked at the barren mountain where the Demon Cult was located hundreds of miles away, made a huge determination, closed my eyes in great grief, turned around and walked back!
Your Majesty, wait for me!I'll save you after I kill that fellow Marysu!
In a small town, I bought a few hard steamed buns, stuffed them in the left and right breasts, bought a little donkey, and drove back!
If you want to ask me why I don't buy horses, I can only tell you that there is no horse to buy in this place that is as useless as the Devil's Cult!
But what I didn't expect was that I, who started riding a horse when I was able to walk, would get dizzy on a donkey. I tried lying down, lying on my stomach, hanging sideways, etc. countless ways, and finally found that only when I was riding upside down would I not get dizzy.
I rode the donkey upside down and walked around, "Ah!" Suddenly, a scream from behind startled me off the donkey, and I fell like a dog!
The soft and weak voice is so refreshing to hear!
I got up from the ground with a huff, and when I looked back, the steamed bun I picked up fell to the ground again, oh my god, what a stunning little girl!
A slender and boneless body, tender skin that oozes water, big bright eyes, bright red mouth, the ultimate beauty, none of the three thousand beauties in my idiot husband's harem can match her, my heart is pounding Accelerated quickly, my throat tightened, and I ran over involuntarily.
"Boom!"
The little girl who was hit by the donkey was dumbfounded, and I was also dumbfounded. Why did I kiss her without hesitation? I'm not good at that! ! !
"I...I...you...you..." I didn't know how to explain my abrupt behavior, but there was a voice in my heart screaming, strongly demanding that the little girl be taken away.
I cleared my throat, "From now on, you are mine, it's up to you if you want to, if you don't, just knock her out and drag her away!" I lifted the girl's chin and threatened with a sullen face.
"Ma Xia is an orphan, if you don't mind the girl, please take me away."
The girl looked at me with wide eyes. I was overjoyed, and without thinking too much, I picked up Ma Xia and walked towards the small town that I could see in front of me.
We rested in the town for a night, and the next day, before dawn, we rushed to the camp where the king of Yue led the army to fight.
Five days later, he arrived in the army.
On the training ground, King Yue held his forehead, looked at two people who were fighting very fiercely not far away, and sighed repeatedly.
I rolled my eyes and roared loudly, making King Yue tremble in fright.The fighting eleven princes and half-word heroes also turned their heads when they heard the sound, but the fighting still didn't stop.
I nodded and smiled at the two of them, and knocked King Yue unconscious with one hand.
The two stopped fighting immediately, and ran over with the wind on their feet, with a very painful expression on their faces, as if I had dug out their hearts, which made me a little unbearable.
But the enemy is now, how can we Daxing people fight among themselves?If you fight against the outside world, you must first settle down inside!As the root cause of the internal strife, the King of Yue must make some contribution to the stability of the Daxing Kingdom.
Before the king of Yue fell to the ground, the two figures overlapped and fell to the ground, a human cushion?
I shook my head, I really love it!
As a result, the half-character hero flashed his waist, the wrist of the eleventh prince who had just recovered was broken again, and a big bag fell on King Yue's forehead.
After resolving the internal conflict, I summoned Imperial Physician Wen, who was with the army, to discuss the military situation with the Prime Minister and the Tenth Prince while watching the three being diagnosed and treated.
"Queen, the queen of Yousu Kingdom has always been violent and ruthless. I'm afraid that in the occupied city, the people of Daxing will live in the fire!" Apple clutched his heart and liver, with a worried expression on his face.
I sighed, and a chestnut was about to be knocked over.
But think about it again, I want to be a kind stepmother!So I stretched out my five fingers, and immediately changed to stroking Apple's head. I smiled and said, "Apple, that guy Mary only occupies a farm in the outskirts of the border, and there are only a few pigs in it. As far as I know, there are crisps. People in the country don’t eat pork, so those pigs are safe, and the queen mother will send troops tomorrow to rescue those pigs that were used as pigs.”
Apple nodded, and went down with his concubine guards.
I turned my head, just in time to see that Dr. Wen had also finished his diagnosis and treatment.
Seeing the appearance of the three people being diagnosed, I took a deep breath, why are there three mummies again! !
Doctor Wen, you are not allowed to go to Egypt in the future!Let's go to Hawaii, it's such a hot day, no matter what, you should be tied into a bikini.
The prime minister wiped the sweat off his forehead, glanced at the three of them sympathetically, and continued to discuss the military situation with me.
"There is a state of Su that sent [-] troops, and our army has [-], but the Su army has been exhausted after a long journey, and our army's chance of winning is at least [-]%." The prime minister folded his arms and was very confident.
"No!" I raised my hand, "Our army has a [-]% chance of winning, and we will declare war on tomorrow morning!"
The prime minister glanced at me meaningfully and nodded, "I'm going to prepare for the war post right away, so the queen should rest early."
That night, I hugged Ma Xiaer and slept very comfortably.
Before the hour came, I went to Yuewang's room to see the three mummies. After seeing the three of them taken care of by Imperial Doctor Wen, Apple volunteered to beat the drums to declare war.
I thought about it for half an hour with the drums beating, I looked up at the sun, and smiled with satisfaction.
The spies came to report that Queen Mary Sue personally faced the battle, and the whole army was ready for battle.
I nodded my head knowingly, "Order the Tenth Prince to beat the war drum every half an hour, and ask the Prime Minister to mobilize troops. He knows how to do it."
After giving the order, I touched Ma Shrimp's slippery little hand, picked up a bunch of grapes, and fed her.
On this day, the drums beat extremely sadly.
Apple, the queen mother persuaded you not to play drums, who told you not to listen?Now you know you are soft-handed, right?
Mary Su couldn't bear her temper for a long time, and she yelled and scolded many times before the army. I plugged my ears with cotton, and I picked up a picture book and read it with relish.
When you declare war, you send troops. Who do you blame yourself?Don't you know that soldiers never tire of cheating?It looks like uneducated silver!
Finally the moon is on the tip of the willow, and the person is about after dusk.
After stretching my waist and letting Ma Xia go to sleep, I put on my battle armor and ordered the prime minister to order the [-] troops who had been sleeping during the day to wake up!
Sure enough, as I expected, amidst Apple's desolate war drums, there was an army of Su Guo who had been in the sun for a whole day.Most of them are suffering from heat stroke!
Less than an hour after the war started, Marysu put a white towel on her head and raised a white flag.
Looking at the pale-faced Mary Su, I couldn't bear it. After summoning Imperial Doctor Wen to give her a diagnosis and treatment, the mummy Mary Su was carried away by the army of Su Kingdom.
After receiving the letter of surrender, I watched Yousu's army retreating weakly due to heat stroke, and I returned to the barracks holding the apples with my arms that were about to break off.
The prime minister was responsible for releasing the pig hostages.
As soon as he supported Apple to sit down, Eleven and Banzi ran in with a look of resentment, and said in unison:
"The emperor is gone!"
"The king of Yue is gone!"
The author has something to say: [You are too overestimating the idiot Wushuang, do you know that without him, my Daxing Kingdom will only develop better?Did you know that without him, the average national IQ of our Dahang Nationality will be raised by at least two levels?I bet you stupid don't know that! 】》》I have been played badly... Poof...
My dad said: Don't laugh... Are you silly? ......
My mother said: My child...don't give up treatment if you have cerebral palsy......
I said it myself: ........... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha [Inner ..... Help, do you want to be so funny? ! ! ! 】Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Originally, I was planning to save my idiot husband who doesn't like cleanliness, but before I got to the ghostly place where the demon religion doesn't shit, news came from the border that some kingdoms provoked wars for no reason and even sent troops to oppress the border !
Damn Mary Crisp!Do you think that if the idiot Wushuang is hijacked, he will treat me as a free man?
You are too overestimating the idiot Wushuang, do you know that without him, Daxing Kingdom will only develop better?Did you know that without him, the average national IQ of our Dahang Nationality will be raised by at least two levels?I bet you stupid don't know that!
Thinking of this, I don't think it is necessary to save Wushuang who is holding me back and lowering the national average IQ.But no matter how bad Wushuang is, I still love him!
Confused in my heart, I looked at the barren mountain where the Demon Cult was located hundreds of miles away, made a huge determination, closed my eyes in great grief, turned around and walked back!
Your Majesty, wait for me!I'll save you after I kill that fellow Marysu!
In a small town, I bought a few hard steamed buns, stuffed them in the left and right breasts, bought a little donkey, and drove back!
If you want to ask me why I don't buy horses, I can only tell you that there is no horse to buy in this place that is as useless as the Devil's Cult!
But what I didn't expect was that I, who started riding a horse when I was able to walk, would get dizzy on a donkey. I tried lying down, lying on my stomach, hanging sideways, etc. countless ways, and finally found that only when I was riding upside down would I not get dizzy.
I rode the donkey upside down and walked around, "Ah!" Suddenly, a scream from behind startled me off the donkey, and I fell like a dog!
The soft and weak voice is so refreshing to hear!
I got up from the ground with a huff, and when I looked back, the steamed bun I picked up fell to the ground again, oh my god, what a stunning little girl!
A slender and boneless body, tender skin that oozes water, big bright eyes, bright red mouth, the ultimate beauty, none of the three thousand beauties in my idiot husband's harem can match her, my heart is pounding Accelerated quickly, my throat tightened, and I ran over involuntarily.
"Boom!"
The little girl who was hit by the donkey was dumbfounded, and I was also dumbfounded. Why did I kiss her without hesitation? I'm not good at that! ! !
"I...I...you...you..." I didn't know how to explain my abrupt behavior, but there was a voice in my heart screaming, strongly demanding that the little girl be taken away.
I cleared my throat, "From now on, you are mine, it's up to you if you want to, if you don't, just knock her out and drag her away!" I lifted the girl's chin and threatened with a sullen face.
"Ma Xia is an orphan, if you don't mind the girl, please take me away."
The girl looked at me with wide eyes. I was overjoyed, and without thinking too much, I picked up Ma Xia and walked towards the small town that I could see in front of me.
We rested in the town for a night, and the next day, before dawn, we rushed to the camp where the king of Yue led the army to fight.
Five days later, he arrived in the army.
On the training ground, King Yue held his forehead, looked at two people who were fighting very fiercely not far away, and sighed repeatedly.
I rolled my eyes and roared loudly, making King Yue tremble in fright.The fighting eleven princes and half-word heroes also turned their heads when they heard the sound, but the fighting still didn't stop.
I nodded and smiled at the two of them, and knocked King Yue unconscious with one hand.
The two stopped fighting immediately, and ran over with the wind on their feet, with a very painful expression on their faces, as if I had dug out their hearts, which made me a little unbearable.
But the enemy is now, how can we Daxing people fight among themselves?If you fight against the outside world, you must first settle down inside!As the root cause of the internal strife, the King of Yue must make some contribution to the stability of the Daxing Kingdom.
Before the king of Yue fell to the ground, the two figures overlapped and fell to the ground, a human cushion?
I shook my head, I really love it!
As a result, the half-character hero flashed his waist, the wrist of the eleventh prince who had just recovered was broken again, and a big bag fell on King Yue's forehead.
After resolving the internal conflict, I summoned Imperial Physician Wen, who was with the army, to discuss the military situation with the Prime Minister and the Tenth Prince while watching the three being diagnosed and treated.
"Queen, the queen of Yousu Kingdom has always been violent and ruthless. I'm afraid that in the occupied city, the people of Daxing will live in the fire!" Apple clutched his heart and liver, with a worried expression on his face.
I sighed, and a chestnut was about to be knocked over.
But think about it again, I want to be a kind stepmother!So I stretched out my five fingers, and immediately changed to stroking Apple's head. I smiled and said, "Apple, that guy Mary only occupies a farm in the outskirts of the border, and there are only a few pigs in it. As far as I know, there are crisps. People in the country don’t eat pork, so those pigs are safe, and the queen mother will send troops tomorrow to rescue those pigs that were used as pigs.”
Apple nodded, and went down with his concubine guards.
I turned my head, just in time to see that Dr. Wen had also finished his diagnosis and treatment.
Seeing the appearance of the three people being diagnosed, I took a deep breath, why are there three mummies again! !
Doctor Wen, you are not allowed to go to Egypt in the future!Let's go to Hawaii, it's such a hot day, no matter what, you should be tied into a bikini.
The prime minister wiped the sweat off his forehead, glanced at the three of them sympathetically, and continued to discuss the military situation with me.
"There is a state of Su that sent [-] troops, and our army has [-], but the Su army has been exhausted after a long journey, and our army's chance of winning is at least [-]%." The prime minister folded his arms and was very confident.
"No!" I raised my hand, "Our army has a [-]% chance of winning, and we will declare war on tomorrow morning!"
The prime minister glanced at me meaningfully and nodded, "I'm going to prepare for the war post right away, so the queen should rest early."
That night, I hugged Ma Xiaer and slept very comfortably.
Before the hour came, I went to Yuewang's room to see the three mummies. After seeing the three of them taken care of by Imperial Doctor Wen, Apple volunteered to beat the drums to declare war.
I thought about it for half an hour with the drums beating, I looked up at the sun, and smiled with satisfaction.
The spies came to report that Queen Mary Sue personally faced the battle, and the whole army was ready for battle.
I nodded my head knowingly, "Order the Tenth Prince to beat the war drum every half an hour, and ask the Prime Minister to mobilize troops. He knows how to do it."
After giving the order, I touched Ma Shrimp's slippery little hand, picked up a bunch of grapes, and fed her.
On this day, the drums beat extremely sadly.
Apple, the queen mother persuaded you not to play drums, who told you not to listen?Now you know you are soft-handed, right?
Mary Su couldn't bear her temper for a long time, and she yelled and scolded many times before the army. I plugged my ears with cotton, and I picked up a picture book and read it with relish.
When you declare war, you send troops. Who do you blame yourself?Don't you know that soldiers never tire of cheating?It looks like uneducated silver!
Finally the moon is on the tip of the willow, and the person is about after dusk.
After stretching my waist and letting Ma Xia go to sleep, I put on my battle armor and ordered the prime minister to order the [-] troops who had been sleeping during the day to wake up!
Sure enough, as I expected, amidst Apple's desolate war drums, there was an army of Su Guo who had been in the sun for a whole day.Most of them are suffering from heat stroke!
Less than an hour after the war started, Marysu put a white towel on her head and raised a white flag.
Looking at the pale-faced Mary Su, I couldn't bear it. After summoning Imperial Doctor Wen to give her a diagnosis and treatment, the mummy Mary Su was carried away by the army of Su Kingdom.
After receiving the letter of surrender, I watched Yousu's army retreating weakly due to heat stroke, and I returned to the barracks holding the apples with my arms that were about to break off.
The prime minister was responsible for releasing the pig hostages.
As soon as he supported Apple to sit down, Eleven and Banzi ran in with a look of resentment, and said in unison:
"The emperor is gone!"
"The king of Yue is gone!"
The author has something to say: [You are too overestimating the idiot Wushuang, do you know that without him, my Daxing Kingdom will only develop better?Did you know that without him, the average national IQ of our Dahang Nationality will be raised by at least two levels?I bet you stupid don't know that! 】》》I have been played badly... Poof...
My dad said: Don't laugh... Are you silly? ......
My mother said: My child...don't give up treatment if you have cerebral palsy......
I said it myself: ........... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha [Inner ..... Help, do you want to be so funny? ! ! ! 】Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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