That jailer engages in purchasing agent

Kitahara Mizuno glanced at him: "What do you want to do?"

Dazai Osamu laughed twice, with a pure and innocent expression, and with that handsome face, it was easy to make people regress.

"Mizuno~" Osamu Dazai elongated his voice sweetly, and the coquettish ending made Mizuno Kitahara's eyelids twitch, and suddenly knew that he had some moments, which seemed to make people want to play.

"Hey, you can't let me hang out here." Duoyipo stepped forward and quickly inserted between the two of them. Kitahara Mizuno stepped back two steps very cooperatively to make room for Duoyipo.

Osamu Dazai looked at her, sighed, with a sad look on his brow, which really made people feel soft-hearted: "Although I really want to buy it, I don't have money. I'm just a very ordinary social animal. I work for a detective agency, a few days ago for some reason, I lost my salary for this month..."

As he spoke, Osamu Dazai lowered his head in desperation, looking pitiful, his eyes seemed to be filled with tears, and his tone was choked up: "I am such a poor person, otherwise I wouldn't be here..."

Duoyipo patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "It's not easy for young people nowadays."

From the corner of Dazai Osamu's eyes, he caught a glimpse of Mizuno Kitahara's watching expression, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat. Sure enough, he heard Duo Yipo's next sentence: "Seeing that you want my photobook so much, I'll give it to you!"

Osamu Dazai's expression froze when he was acting, he didn't know if he should continue to act in the middle of the play.

After letting Osamu Dazai see the initial danger of hell, Kitahara Mizuno said slowly: "Sister Duoyipo, I saw Xiaopan when I came here just now. It seems to be looking for news. Would you like to go and have a look?"

Duoyipo rolled her eyes and thought for a moment: "Although that cat is a boring gossip reporter, let's make do with it." As she spoke, she rushed at the speed of the wind.

Osamu Dazai looked at Duoyipo Yiqi Juechen's back with a complicated expression: "Are you still running gossip magazines in hell?"

By the way, whose gossip reporter would go to interview the person called Duoyipo just now, and even if it is a gossip magazine from hell, the full/naked photos will not pass the review.

"Yes," Kitahara Mizuno said with a smile, stretched out his palm, and pointed, "We not only have gossip magazines, but also work and insurance. There’s something called reincarnation insurance.”

Osamu Dazai's noodles looked like dishes, not pretty.

"If you don't go to work, you won't get any money, or you can choose to accept offerings from people in this world? Oh, I forgot, they probably won't offer you offerings." Kitahara Mizuno laughed, his voice was clear and innocent like a child.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"I have to buy a house here too," Kitahara Mizuno sighed hypocritically, "The pressure is the same as in this world, but fortunately, I have a house in Hell, so the pressure is not so great, but if it is Dazai, coming to Hell is equivalent to starting all over again oh."

Osamu Dazai moved his lips: "...Is this really hell?"

"Yes."

Kitahara Mizuno nodded solemnly, his voice suddenly became hoarse and ethereal, a pair of fox eyes narrowed slightly, the golden vertical pupils shimmered faintly, and a bewitching and evil smile appeared on his delicate face.

"Hell lies ahead."

Osamu Dazai drooped his eyelids: "Just now you appeared in front of me with your body here, and I didn't think it violated at all."

Probably because the environment here is different from the real world, the sky is crimson like flames, the river water is as red as blood, the floating dead, and the vast sky. At first, Osamu Dazai saw Kitahara Mizuno with nine tails swaying and wearing a gorgeous kimono behind him. I feel that it is against harmony, but I feel that it should be so.

Most of the monsters in Ukiyo-e are dressed in gorgeous costumes, and their every move is either charming or terrifying, which is different from human beings.

Beside the pair of golden fox eyes with vertical pupils, the strange lines outline half of the eyes, adding a sense of charm.

But after Kitahara Mizuno finished speaking, he felt very unharmonious!Where is this hell, this is obviously a replica of the present world!Osamu Dazai suddenly felt a deep awe and fear of hell.

"Now I feel violated."

"Wherever you go, you have to work." Kitahara Mizuno patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder, and turned him in a direction, "Did you see the far place where Santuchuan passed? Over there, There is a place called Yan Mo Hall, which is similar to a government agency, and there is a department called the Records Section, and Oda Saku-kun is currently working there."

After a pause, Kitahara Mizuno added: "The kind that often works overtime. By the way, the director of the recording department has been bald for a long time, and because of the high pressure all the year round, he is probably not in a good spirit now, although Master Ghost Lantern arranged a long-term job for that department. psychological counseling, but I heard that many people go crazy every day.”

Osamu Dazai trembled, his hands shrunk in front of his chest, and he pointed weakly into the distance: "Odasaku...is he bald?"

"Not yet, the last time I saw him, he had quite thick hair," Kitahara Mizuno blinked, "he's in good spirits, but the dark circles under his eyes are a bit heavy."

Osamu Dazai was silent, the death he imagined didn't seem to be like this.

Kitahara Mizuno threw another stone at Osamu Dazai's heart: "Oh, yes, he didn't work there voluntarily, it's because hell has introduced work instead of punishment, and it happens that there are very few or even no applicants there. People often resign, which happens to be a job position.”

Osamu Dazai suddenly wanted to turn his head and go back, and never wanted to come back again.

He did turn around, and after taking a step, he remembered something, and asked with a little expectation: "Mizuno-kun, what will happen if you commit suicide after arriving here?" Is there no weird overtime work? up!

Kitahara Mizuno looked at him sympathetically: "What are you thinking? You become a soul after death, but it's close to immortality. Otherwise, how do you think those punishments last? Of course it's death and death."

"...Goodbye." Dazai Osamu started walking quickly.

He never wants to come to this horrible hell again!

Kitahara Mizuno trotted a few steps to keep up with him, stopped when he reached Dazai Osamu's side, and walked at a normal pace. Compared with Dazai Osamu's heavy footsteps, he walked bouncingly, and the whole person revealed cheerfulness.

Kitahara Mizuno hummed Dazai Osamu's self-made suicide tune, narrowed his eyes slightly, and raised the corners of his lips to fill his whole face with a light and pleasant smile.

After going to the present world, maybe you can charge Kunikida-kun for Dazai Osamu not to commit suicide?He "educated" Osamu Dazai with some words, and he can charge education and correction fees~

Osamu Dazai walked for a while, and found that he didn't know the way back. His mind was at a loss for the way he had just come, so he could only follow behind Kitahara Mizuno. The demon fox led him for a while, and came to a passage .

After entering the passage, after walking for a while, the sun came out from the front, and the passage had come to an end.

Osamu Dazai looked at the light ahead and asked curiously, "Where is the front?"

Kitahara Mizuno said, "It's a certain mountain."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Osamu Dazai, who had just languished and now jumped up again, and said, "You don't have to look forward to it. After you get out of here, you will return to your body directly. Don't forget, you are in the state of a soul now. After you go out from here, wherever your body is, you will be there when you open your eyes again."

"Eh—?" Dazai Osamu expressed strong dissatisfaction, "I still want to take a special journey, such as floating in the air to scare people, Kunikida-kun will definitely be very pleasantly surprised."

On the way, Mizuno Kitahara explained to him the reason why he can't float now. Only in this world can the soul float. In hell, the soul walks on two feet just like when it was still alive.

"Then he must be able to see you..." Kitahara Mizuno said halfway, suddenly remembered that most people with supernatural powers seem to be able to see ghosts, so he took the words back, he looked ahead, anyway, it was only about ten meters away, Dazai Osamu I can go back, needless to say.

The two stepped out of the passage one after the other, and the eyes were instantly covered with green. It was a forest, and the sunlight penetrated through the leaves, casting mottled shadows on the ground.

Kitahara Mizuno walked in front, and Dazai Osamu came out behind.

After Kitahara Mizuno came out, he took a deep breath of the fresh air down the mountain, stretched his waist, stretched his nine tails, and was thinking about how to start looking for the monster polluted by the replica of the jade fragment of the four souls, when Dazai suddenly came from behind. The voice of governance.

"Is this a mountain? It turns out that the exit of hell is in this kind of place."

Kitahara Mizuno turned his head in shock, his eyes widened in disbelief: "Why are you still here?!"

Osamu Dazai is nothing below his knees, his body is translucent, he spread his hands innocently: "Why am I still here?"

Kitahara Mizuno walked around Dazai Osamu's soul, put his hand on his chin, frowned, and muttered: "What's going on, it's impossible."

After circling around Dazai Osamu several times, Dazai Osamu spread out his hands and was as happy as a child discovering a new toy. He flew up, and flew far away from Kitahara Mizuno's circle, recklessly Fly around.

"Mizuno-kun! What a magical experience, so this is the feeling of flying!" Dazai Osamu opened his hands, his eyes sparkling.

Kitahara Mizuno's face was dark, and he forced a smile, and his tone implied a threat: "If you fly around again, be careful and I will drag you back directly, so that you can experience what it means to die young."

Osamu Dazai flew back immediately and stood in front of Kitahara Mizuno.

The main reason is that the entrance to hell is right behind Mizuno Kitahara. Looking at the wild appearance of the nine tails dancing behind Mizuno Kitahara, and the fluttering appearance of the long black hair, he will be safer with his hair down now.

Kitahara Mizuno sighed, and continued to ponder the reason why Dazai Osamu's soul did not return to his body.

Suddenly, his eyes widened: "Is your body already dead?!"

Perhaps when he saw Osamu Dazai, the body of the other party was still breathing, and when they walked through the passage, Osamu Dazai's body died, this is very possible.

Osamu Dazai pondered for a moment: "I don't think so. Ms. Xie Ye should guard me. If she really dies, it is possible for her to activate her supernatural power to save me in the first second."

"Mainly." Osamu Dazai floated up again, floating cross-legged slowly, "I vaguely feel that my body is still alive."

Kitahara Mizuno frowned, thinking for a long time why Osamu Dazai was still here, and finally let out a long sigh of depression, he had to send Osamu Dazai back.

Let Osamu Dazai go back by himself, he was afraid, maybe, no, some weird situations would happen in the middle, and then there would be more than a little bit of trouble.