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Osamu Dazai was also happy. Although he didn't know how to make a dead person accompany him to die in love for the time being, he had figured out a way. Just as Osamu Dazai continued to think about the solution, his smile froze after listening to Xiaozhong's words .

"We've been dating for a while, and I think we can get married if there's no problem," Xiaozhong said seriously, "Before that bastard Bai Ze lied to my feelings, he didn't date me for the purpose of getting married, I already beat him Several times." Saying that, he slammed the wall.

A huge spider web-like crack appeared in the wall.

Osamu Dazai sneered, and stood up from the ground: "That me..."

Xiaozhong looked sideways, and Osamu Dazai swallowed the words again.

He just... wants to find someone to die in love with, he doesn't want to get married.

Dazai Osamu didn't expect that he just wanted to prove that he still likes women, but when he encountered such a terrible thing, he secretly glanced back, Atsu-kun, what should I do?

Atsushi Nakajima opened the door and peeked out secretly. Seeing Osamu Dazai's eyes calling for help, he thought to himself, Mr. Dazai, I can't help you.

Mr. Dazai, I believe that you still like women, just because of him.

Atsushi Nakajima shivered and turned his head back. Now he is the only one in the storage room where the files are stored, and there is no one else.

Are all the girls in hell so scary? They are so small, but they have such terrifying strength.

Osamu Dazai knew that at this time, he had to take the risk to tell the truth, otherwise the follow-up would be even more troublesome. He bit the bullet and said, "I'm sorry, but I actually lied to you."

Xiaozhong was taken aback, staring at Osamu Dazai without saying a word, when the zombie was expressionless, only the person who was watching knew that feeling.

"I played Truth or Dare with my friend just now, and I chose Dare..." Osamu Dazai raised his hands, very sincerely, "I didn't expect you to take it so seriously, I'm really sorry, very sorry."

Xiao Zhong said unhappily: "You lied to me."

She turned her head and glanced at the wall that she had smashed around, something flashed in her mind, her eyes widened suddenly, and she grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar: "Are you the same as Bai Ze?!"

White Pond?There is no such person in Osamu Dazai's database.

Fortunately, Xiaozhong gave him an explanation later.

"You're just like Bai Ze, you just hang out casually, right! You're a big carrot!"

Osamu Dazai: Now he knows.

Facing Xiao Zhong who was burning with anger, Dazai Osamu raised his hands with a smirk: "Why, you said Bai Ze... likes girls, right?"

Xiaozhong nodded suspiciously.

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands: "That's right, I can't lie to you, because I like men!" He said, showing a firm expression in order to make himself more believable.

"Like men?" Xiao Zhong was dubious, looked at the man in front of him suspiciously, and instinctively told him that this man was also a flirtatious playboy, but his serious and affirmative demeanor made Xiao Zhong somewhat unable to draw a conclusion directly.

Osamu Dazai nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I already have someone I like!"

The words he was forced to say when he was pitted by Beiyuan Mizuno flashed through his mind, and he just wanted to use it again.

Xiaozhong heard Dazai Osamu's fluent and emotional words, hesitantly let go of his hand holding his neckline, tilted his head, still a little puzzled.

Osamu Dazai observed Xiao Zhong's expression, and added a strong dose of medicine: "I don't know if your boss here will beat the mandarin ducks, the person I like works in a company that we don't deal with, alas."

Xiaozhong thought for a while: "He really hopes that someone will marry me."

After all, she patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't worry, you can definitely be with the person you like."

Osamu Dazai smiled a little shyly, and Shi Ji flashed through his mind, what she said to him in the forest and her demeanor, the shadow overlapped with Xiao Zhong in front of him, the villain in his heart collapsed, it was really bad luck recently.

Xiaozhong withdrew his hand and greeted Dazai behind him: "Mizuno, long time no see."

After she said hello, out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the man in the brown coat stiffened into a statue, and poked her hand in doubt: "What's wrong with you?"

Kitahara Mizuno walked over with a smile, casually patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder, and said teasingly, "He, he must be bad."

Xiaozhong doesn't understand.

Kitahara Mizuno said: "It's okay, you can go to work first, are these the files that have been judged by the King of the Five Paths?"

Xiaozhong nodded: "Yes, I'm going to work first, goodbye."

"Bye bye~" Kitahara Mizuno's ending voice was cheerful, and he waved to Nakahara Chuya and Alice: "Come here, this is where Osamu Dazai is currently working."

It was very playful and cheerful, but it still failed to enliven the atmosphere of the scene, and the embarrassment was spreading.

Osamu Dazai didn't dare to turn his head. Except for his legs, the rest of his body didn't move. He walked back a few steps and retreated into the storage room. He didn't even meet the two people behind him.

Alice said: "Why didn't I know that Dazai liked you? Hit the mandarin duck with a stick?"

Nakahara Chuya was shocked, and hurriedly said: "The bastard Dazai must have offended some kind of woman who is not easy to mess with. He definitely doesn't like me. It happened once before, in order to get rid of a woman he can't avoid."

Bastard Dazai!Bad his reputation!

Alice touched her chin: "That girl just now looked thin and small."

From the storage room came Osamu Dazai's pretendingly calm voice: "She made the hole in the wall."

The two looked at the wall, just in time for a whole piece of white skin to fall off the wall.

Alice exclaimed: "This woman is amazing."

Because of this unexpected incident tonight, Nakahara Chuya and Mori Ogai did not settle accounts with Dazai tonight. A few days later, Kitahara Mizuno heard the news that Dazai was severely beaten by Nakahara Chuya.

Hearing that Xiaozhong also beat up Osamu Dazai later, Kitahara Mizuno thought for a moment and thought that Mori Ogai should have done it.

……

Ghost Lantern looked at the business trip application in his hand, looked at Kitahara Mizuno with sparkling eyes in front of him, and sighed silently: "Why do you want to go on a business trip again?"

Kitahara Mizuno walked around the table, hugged Ghost Lamp's arm, and began to act coquettishly: "Master Ghost Lamp, the turnover has been a little short recently, I have to go to the world to buy some goods."

The white tail swept back and forth on Ghost Lantern's face and arms, very sticky.

Ghost Lantern coldly refused: "Not recently."

"Hey..." Kitahara Mizuno swung Ghost Lamp's arm back and forth, "Why?"

Gui Deng pinched the bridge of his nose, raised his head, looked away from the official documents on the table, and saw Kitahara Mizuno's drooping eyelids and aggrieved expression, as if he had done something very sorry for him.

The unsteady person probably nodded his head, but Ghost Lantern's heart was like a rock, his face was neither red nor out of breath: "Meng Lan Pot Festival is coming soon."

Kitahara Mizuno's face really collapsed when he thought about it: "Master Ghost Lantern, I strongly recommend that you grab some more labor."

Gui Deng calmly looked down at the document: "Where are you going to catch it? Don't think about being lazy."

Kitahara Mizuno boldly stretched out his hands, pressed both hands on Ghost Lantern's cheeks, turned his head to himself, and showed a malicious smile: "Master Ghost Lantern, isn't there a festival in Hell for the Menglan Bon Festival?"

Ghost Lantern was thoughtful: "You mean..."

"We foxes are very hospitable," Kitahara Mizuno smiled brightly, "Master Ghost Lantern, give me an approval, I will go to the world to fool the labor force."

Ghost Lantern's action has always been very strong, and without a word, it gave Kitahara Mizuno an approval form.

Kitahara Mizuno, who received the approval form, immediately slipped away to the present world.

Osamu Dazai has been deceived so many times by him consciously or unconsciously during this period, and he must already be thinking about revenge on him. At this time, of course, he should stay away from Osamu Dazai, and Yokohama cannot go.

Kitahara Mizuno joyfully went to find his own labor force with his little calculations in mind.

The first stop, of course, is to lure the slippery ghost. There is a lot of labor on his side. Kitahara Mizuno successfully tricked them into going to Hell to participate in the Menglan Pen Festival with the fine wine from the kingdom of heaven.

As an alcoholic, Kitahara Mizuno took that fat cat away. There was Natsume Reiko in hell, many monsters rushed to go, Natsume Takashi wanted to go, Kitahara Mizuno's conscience found out, and told him that there were too many people. Natsume Reiko will give you a dream.

After finishing the labor, Kitahara Mizuno contacted Nakahara Nakaya, took a few bottles of expensive wine from his wine cellar and went back to Hell. After getting tired of the ghost lamp, he took the wine to Hualiu Street in Zhonghe Hell to find Daji.

The Menglan Basin Festival is coming soon, and Hualiu Street is more lively, coming and going, bustling and extravagant.

Kitahara Mizuno greeted all the foxes in the store, his happy expression froze when he saw Osamu Dazai behind Daji.

"Oh, what a coincidence." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand from his coat pocket, and waved towards Kitahara Mizuno very energetically, looking as if he had been waiting for Kitahara Mizuno for a long time.

Kitahara Mizuno was vigilant, walked over and asked suspiciously, "Senior Daji, why is Dazai on your side?"

Osamu Dazai answered his question by himself: "No conspiracy theory, I'm just on vacation, even if it's a job here, I should give people a vacation."

At that time, he was beaten up by Xiaozhong, wondering what happened to Mori Ogai, Mori Ogai took the initiative to send him a message, saying that Oda Sakunosuke was working in the recording department of hell, and Osamu Dazai ran over immediately.

It was also because of this run that he found out that the ghost animal boss of Ghost Lamp had given them a holiday. After that, he would go to Sakunosuke Oda every time he had a holiday, reminiscing about the old days, and inquiring about the news. After the unbelievable reunion surprise at the beginning, Osamu Dazai began to prepare his revenge plan.

He also heard about the relationship between Mizuno Kitahara and Daji from Sakunosuke Oda.

"Don't be so vigilant," Dazai Osamu came over, put his hands on Kitahara Mizuno's shoulders, and said with a brisk smile, "Be happy, I know I can have a vacation and I am very happy."

Kitahara Mizuno smiled: "Where did you see that I was nervous?" After that, he grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand and pulled his hand down, and walked a few steps towards Daji.

"Senior Daji, it's better not to completely believe what this person says," Kitahara Mizuno didn't say much, and changed the subject, "I brought over the fine wine I talked about a while ago, senior, take a look? I only charge the principal~"

"Really?" Daji looked at Kitahara Mizuno with a half-smile, Kitahara Mizuno couldn't figure it out, this reaction was wrong.

Osamu Dazai took out a fan out of nowhere, and waved it pretendingly: "Then what, Mizuno-kun, just now Miss Daji invited me to drink a few glasses of wine, and when I looked at the wine, I thought of that little dwarf."

Kitahara Mizuno's eyelids twitched, and he looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Yes, that's what you think."

Osamu Dazai grinned brightly, and his two rows of white teeth were very neat.

Kitahara Mizuno's temples throbbed.

Osamu Dazai sighed and looked at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle: "I can't bear Miss Daji's extra money, and I can't bear to see you make less money. I didn't want to say it at first, but I accidentally said it after drinking some wine. But since you are a senior, you should be ashamed to take money from your senior, right?"

The smile on Kitahara Mizuno's lips was still there, his eyes were cold, and the knife in his eyes "swipe" at Osamu Dazai.

Daji stretched out a hand and put it lightly on Kitahara Mizuno's shoulder, Kitahara Mizuno was shocked, and a bone-numbing voice behind him rang in his ears: "Mizuno, I heard that you brought ten bottles of wine here? "

Kitahara Mizuno turned his head, changed his face skillfully, and smiled cutely: "Yes, it's ten bottles."

"Ah yes..."

As soon as Dazai Osamu made a sound, Kitahara Mizuno's heart stopped beating, and he wanted to cover his mouth, just as he was about to step towards Dazai Osamu, the light weight on his shoulders seemed to be pressing down on him.

Osamu Dazai noticed that he cast a schadenfreude look at Kitahara Mizuno, and said with a human face: "A few days ago, Bai Ze and I came to Miss Daji's place for a drink. There are some things you may need to know."

He doesn't want to know.

Daji held a piece of paper with some writing on it and two seals hanging in front of Mizuno Kitahara. Mizuno Kitahara took the paper that looked like a contract, and scanned it at a glance. After reading it, he could hardly maintain his smile.

"Senior Daji, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

Kitahara Mizuno managed to maintain a smile, his thoughts had already drifted to the kingdom of heaven, he wanted to imitate Master Ghost Lamp's spirit of digging a hole for Bai Ze by staying up all night and overtime, so that he would fall from heaven to hell again.

Bai Ze sneezed, and Momotaro saw that Bai Ze was packing his things, and asked suspiciously, "Are you going on a long trip?"

Bai Ze put the things into the package without raising his head: "Yes, I'll take shelter at that old guy Qinglong's house."

Momotaro touched the back of his head: "What did you do?"

His face turned blue, and he asked in horror: "Could it be that you took out a loan shark?! Or dated a married girl?!"

The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched: "Do you think I look like that kind of person?"

"Then what did you do?" Momotaro looked at the things on the floor, and Bai Ze almost said that he was going to move, "It seems that you are going to live in Master Qinglong's house for a long time."

"I'm staying at Qinglong for a while, and I'm going to live at Suzaku for a while."

Momotaro slapped his right palm with his left fist: "Could it be that you have provoked another girl like Xiaozhong?"

Bai Ze curled his lips: "How is that possible? I'm very careful now. Don't bother asking. If that fox Mizuno comes, he will say that I have traveled far away and I don't know when I will return."

He received news this morning that Kitahara Mizuno had returned.

The relationship is related to Mr. Beiyuan...

After Mizuno Kitahara read the words on the contract at a glance, he did not give up and read it again carefully.

Osamu Dazai said from the side: "A few days ago, Bai Ze invited me to Miss Daji's for a drink. When paying the bill, Bai Ze didn't have enough money. As a good friend he just met, I naturally have to advise him."

With Kitahara Mizuno's cold knife-like eyes, Osamu Dazai became happier as he talked.

"He told me that he traded fairy peaches with you. When I inquired about it, I found that the information was quite different. It's not important. What's important is that I told Miss Daji that I could use Bai Ze's fairy peaches to pay off the debt. Miss Daji only needs cash, and Bai Ze said You will come to him regularly to buy Xiantao, so you can just give the money to Miss Daji."

Beiyuan Mizuno smiled: "The price of Xiantao in this contract is wrong. When I bought it from Bai Ze, it was only one-third of the price."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "I just told Bai Ze the price you sold in this world, isn't the price right? Maybe we were all drunk and got the wrong number."

"Okay, you don't need to deliver it," Bai Ze went out with a big package, "Don't tell Mizuno where I went, you know?"

Bai Ze was not so nervous when he met Xiaozhong last time, Momotaro couldn't help it: "What did you do to Master Kitahara?"

Bai Ze's face was deep: "It's not that I did anything, I signed a contract by accident, but I signed it in Daji's shop."

"what?"

"I went to Daji's shop with Dazai to drink a few days ago. I drank too much and my mind was not very clear..." Bai Ze scratched his cheek and tried to remember, "When I paid the bill, I didn't have enough money. Dazai said to pay with the money from peaches. Then Dazai told me about the price of Beiyuan Mizuno's resale Xiantao, I was a little emotional and signed the contract accidentally..."

He wouldn't dare to sign the contract if he didn't drink so much, and dared to make Kitahara Mizuno lose money. Except for that bastard Daji and Ghost Lantern, the fox all came back with revenge afterwards, and it was impossible to guard against.

"As a divine beast, why are you so afraid of Master Kitahara?" Momotaro was puzzled. At most, Master Kitahara might beat Master Bai Ze once like Xiao Zhong?

Bai Ze sighed, stretched out his index finger in a high voice and shook it: "You don't understand, it's not that you can't beat him, do you remember the last time I fell all the way from here to hell?"

Momotaro nodded: "Didn't Master Ghost Lamp dig that?"

"If I don't leave today, I'll have to drop it again tomorrow when I go out. Kitahara Mizuno dug it, and he dug it more than once. It's much harder to hide than when Xiaozhong beat me up, so it's better to go out for a while, and wait until his anger subsides." , I happen to have something to go to Qinglong Suzaku."

Beiyuan Mizuno really didn't dare to lose his senior Daji's money. It was a blood loss. He forced himself to smile and gave the money to Daji. He gave the ten bottles of wine to Daji without taking any money. He didn't go to Bai Ze to settle the score. According to his calculations After waking up, Bai Ze was already making plans, and when he heard the news of his return, he ran away, and came back when his anger subsided.

Osamu Dazai leaned closer to Kitahara Mizuno's ear and said, "This counts as two times~"

Kitahara Mizuno looked at him, although the two smiled at each other, there was a murderous look at the intersection of their eyes.

Kitahara Mizuno said in a low voice: "Dazai, your ability to collect information is very powerful." He also knew that looking for Daji hit him right at the nail.

"Each each other."

"Hahaha……"

The two smirked, mixed with a sense of plastic.

Kitahara Mizuno turned his head to the ghost lamp, replaced Mori Ogai from the recording department, and arranged Dazai Osamu there. He is such a kind fox, and he must arrange Dazai Ogai to work in the same department as his friend.

Although Oda Sakunosuke can be seen every day, Dazai Osamu is not happy at all in the recording department.

He doesn't want to die, he wants to live a long life.

After Osamu Dazai worked in the recording department for a few days, the Armed Detective Agency was in the present world, and no more calls complained that Osamu Dazai committed suicide and caused them trouble. Kunikida Doppo couldn't be too happy.