Who dares to attack my nemesis[Quick Transmigration]

He was sure it wasn't his own eyesight...

As someone in the investment industry, Qi Yinan's eyes and the speed at which he looks at things are so fast that he has already read all the bloody advertisement introductions on this webpage in the next second... and those What are the "strange-shaped" products used for...

"It turns out that my good housekeeper is really, really, in, online, shopping?"

The last few words were almost squeezed out between the teeth.

But Lou Yusheng looked at the screen, nodded and said: "Yes, don't the master think this will be a good investment?"

Invest in a ghost!

Forget about online shopping, Qi Yinan was still thinking happily in his heart if he was quietly preparing his birthday present next month, but he didn't expect that not only was it not a birthday present, but he still wanted a bunch of online shopping Mosaic...

Yes, that page has automatically turned into pieces of pink or purple-black mosaics in Qi Yinan's eyes.

Qi Yinan was so angry that he wanted to bite his scourge-like face viciously, and give him some pain!

——Thinking about him makes his teeth itch.

Originally, he just wanted to show off his strength next to his cheek, but Lou Yusheng suddenly turned around as if he had a heart-to-heart: "Actually, I think... um!"

With such a good timing, Master Qi gnawed on his lips, causing Lou Yusheng to narrow his eyes subconsciously.

The shell's canine teeth bit into the rose-colored soft lips, and peeled off the thorns of the closed rose, as if carefully touching the scented velvet petals, allowing it to bloom more wantonly with dazzling beauty.

"Hehe... have you actually learned to bite people?" Lou Yusheng's lips are the place where the tactile sensors are super concentrated, which is sensitive in human terms. He smiled lowly and looked at Qi Yinan with unclear meaning, "Master is so terrible Not a popular move, and corrective instruction ... is necessary."

correction?Discipline...?

Without giving Qi Yinan any time to react, Lou Yusheng stretched out his arms to wrap around Qi Yinan's neck, and pressed the back of his head while he was leaning against the desk and lowering his head. The goal: to be disobedient to this The young master who is also biting people is "exchanging teeth for teeth".

It was also a forced kiss with bites, but who was Lou Yusheng?He is the most professional person in the world on how to tune and teach the young master, so he is naturally of high rank.His start aroused Qi Yinan's emotions and rhythm like a storm, and he followed those tricks that Qi Yinan couldn't resist the most. Just a casual lick would make the young master tremble and his throat would shudder. A young animal-like croon could not be restrained from escaping.

"Master, do you want to learn more...?"

Lou Yusheng clutched the hair at the back of Qi Yinan's head, which was obviously a dangerous action with a sense of aggression, but this kind of action turned out to be particularly affectionate in the gentle action of gently rubbing the other's hair roots, which made Qi Yinan Yi Nan's scalp began to tingle, and his whole body was as excited as if he had taken drugs.

"Learn more?" Qi Yinan became even more reluctant after being released from the shackles of robbery.

"Well, something that would make Master's life 'happier'..."

Qi Yinan couldn't keep looking straight at the agate-red eyes, as if looking into those eyes would expose all his emotions to the butler's eyes.

"You are obviously just a simulated butler, do you know what happiness is?"

"Of course, as long as it's related to the master, no one or an imitation person will know better than me." Lou Yusheng propped his face sideways with one hand, changed his crossed legs, and followed the movements of raising and exchanging his knees, the clothes in his bathrobe High slits can't hide anything at all.

"You...!" Qi Yinan couldn't even finish his sentence as his knee brushed against his leg.

However, the guy in the bathrobe with the neckline open squinted at him innocently like he had done nothing wrong: "But since the master is not interested in investing in my online shopping, then there's nothing I can do... Sigh~ But it's really not good. Do you feel sorry?"

"Not at all!"

When he left with red ears, he was still gnashing his teeth and thinking, does he look miserable and unhappy?

——Unexpectedly, the perfect butler is really fulfilling the promise he made that night.

The next morning, before leaving the door, Qi Yinan was blocked by the dining table again by Lou Yusheng, but he said, "Master got the sandwich sauce on the corner of his mouth again", and grabbed him by the waist.

In the corner of the wall outside the door where the driver could not see, the beautiful butler kissed his precious master lingeringly, what kind of sauce, those indifferent excuses were all forgotten, only deep and fiery breath rolled together.

——Until Qi Yinan got into the car, he still couldn't recover.If yesterday was a bit of an urge to have a drink at night, then today, in broad daylight, you can't let the night make trouble anymore, right?

What made him feel hopeless was that he hadn't been able to shake off the other party with a more vicious attitude just now. Not only that, after closing the car door with a "bang", a trace of imperceptible regret emerged from the bottom of his heart.

Qi Yinan felt that his mind might not be clear in the morning, and he needed to listen to the "Economic and Political Morning News" that was as cold and mechanical as the dean's voice to calm down.

"Start the car system and play today's "Economy and Politics Morning News"."

Qi Yinan closed his eyes and gave the order. Following the familiar sound of "beep," today's stock market news was read out by a cold and mechanized voice...

Ok?

and many more? ?

Cold and mechanical...

... What a ghost!

——No matter how you hear it, it is clearly the voice of your "good housekeeper". It is affectionate and gentle, and no matter how boring and serious the content is, once it is read by such a beautiful voice, people cannot ignore it.

What's more, Qi Yinan was originally restless and was thinking about it, and now when he heard his voice, the topic of policy regulation and control in the "Economic Current Affairs Morning News" that had always been able to calm him down... It sounds like bad reading that is not suitable for public release, and it makes your heart beat faster.

"Why are you reading this..." Qi Yinan suddenly opened his eyes, but the second half of the reprimand stopped abruptly.He thought that Lou Yusheng had sneaked into the car, but when he saw that there were indeed only him and the driver in the car, the disappointment in his heart at that moment was so obvious that it was almost beyond words.

The driver raised his hat anxiously and asked, "Boss, were you asking me just now?"

The disappointment still lingered in Qi Yinan's heart, making him uncomfortable: "No...it's nothing, what's going on with this car system?"

"What's wrong with the on-board system?" The driver thought about it in confusion, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, you mean the change in the machine-reading voice? Actually, it was changed to the current version yesterday for some reason, but you didn't listen to it yesterday. News, so maybe you didn’t find it? I think this voice is much better than the previous version! The cadence of the reading is full of emotion. If you want me to say, the company that makes the broadcasting system should have done this upgrade a long time ago!”

His words made Qi Yinan sullen and silent.

He knew in his heart that of course this couldn't be an update of the Laoshizi car audio system. Ordinary people would think so because they habitually think that this car system is just a low-level quasi-artificial intelligence.For a long time, the options that users can adjust according to their own preferences are very small, and the voice is the general, cold, dead fish voice by default. If you want to change it, you can’t operate it yourself. Only the supplier of the production has the right to change it. Replace all upgrades...

However, that manufacturer is the leader in the industry and has basically achieved a product monopoly position. They don’t need to do any creation and update of product design, and they can achieve the purpose of making money by selling configurations that everyone is familiar with. Naturally, they will not Take the time and energy to do these customer-pleasing things.

Even if it is a quasi-simulation system, that is, a system that cannot operate completely autonomously and intelligently, its core technology is firmly held in the hands of the manufacturer, and no one can tamper with any settings.

However... his family's simulated human butler did it, and even this vehicle system has nothing to do with the home smart systems in Qi Yinan's villa, and the supplier of the production has nothing to do with Qi Yinan, Lou Yu Sheng easily replaced the mechanical dead fish sound with his own.

Qi Yinan didn't know how he did it. Was it because he had activated "all permissions" for him?Or was it caused by the "Pandora's Box", a secret algorithm with unknown dangers?

...he didn't know, but subconsciously, he would never allow anyone else to find out.

Therefore, Qi Yinan acquiesced to the driver's "version upgrade", and after dismissing the driver, he changed to another channel... He was shocked to find that the voice had turned into the voice of his simulated butler.

This is not a big deal, when Qi Yinan walked into the client's elevator, the familiar "elevator going up, lift going up" made his pupils constrict for a moment - if he didn't know clearly that He Qi configured himself with "home care" "type" simulator (now it seems that it may also have the property of warming the bed), he will think that he is experiencing the plot of a thriller now!

Sure enough, other people soon noticed the abnormality. A relatively young vice president from the customer side frowned and said, "This elevator has a male voice for the first time in five years. When I came down to pick up Director Qi just now, it was still a female voice... Strange, Why does it look like it has a virus...?"

He was just muttering in a low voice, but Qi Yinan suddenly realized something unusual: it turned out that the voice of the simulated butler just appeared beside him.

But... thinking about it this way, it seems even more unbelievable.

Qi Yinan's contemplation was interrupted by the exclamation of the vice president surnamed Li: "Hey, Xiao Liu, I didn't see it was you just now, um, I'm going to have a meeting upstairs with the boss of Party B..." He The young man on the side of the elevator seemed quite familiar. Seeing the other party watching the video on the wrist terminal, he leaned over and took a look, "Ah, are you watching Lou Dashen's video? Wow, this is the scene, it's absolutely amazing !"

Vice President Li seems to be more of a "brain fan" than Xiao Liu, who is addicted to watching videos. He said excitedly: "This game has completely established the Godhead of Lou Dashen! It's just an attitude that he doesn't speak easily. His contempt, oh no, it's Lou's contempt!"

Qi Yinan unconsciously glanced over from the corner of his eye.

On the screen was an unusually familiar face, subtly illuminated from one side, and under the light and shadow, the beauty of that person was unforgettable with just one glance, but the awe-inspiring look with deep brows was more serious than what he had seen this morning. The same face I saw was extremely indifferent, as if it was born cold and without any emotion.

Vice President Li was still there and said: "Even so, I really want to hear the voice of God Lou~"

Qi Yinan asked with some difficulty: "God Lou...?"

"That's right, Lou Dashen, Lou Zhi's contempt, Lou Yusheng, hasn't Director Qi heard of him?"

Qi Yinan closed his eyes, no... He had naturally heard of the name Lou Yusheng.

Vice President Li: "It would be great if I could hear Lou Dashen's voice..." He said to himself, "Oh, if there is such a good thing, even if the negotiation fails~"

At the same time, the voice of the "perfect butler" in the elevator was replaced by the voice of the "Perfect Housekeeper" and the announcement sounded again: "The elevator stopped, the 23rd floor has arrived. twenty-third floor..."

Qi Yinan: "..."

Congratulations, your dream has come true. Since you have said so, I will not be polite about the shares negotiated today!

The author has something to say: Qi Yinan: Head hurts ==

Does anyone still remember that Sir Lou has a different identity in this world?

After all, he was not an imitation person when he first crossed over at the beginning of the episode, hehe~