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The night before Valentine's Day, Xiang Kongshan was still on a business trip.

It's a long story, but the main reason is that he was in a hurry to accept the project, and the company came up with a gimmick of "responsive to the call, but no foreign festivals", so that he, the general manager, had no way to escape the battle, so he had to give up his family to accommodate everyone. On the surface, it looks quite happy, but in fact, he went home and kept vaccinating his partner - there is no other reason, he and Yu Yehao have been in love for so many years, and this is the first holiday that they can't celebrate together.

The two just hugged and hugged each other at home for nearly a week. Before Brother Xiaoshan figured out how to coax people, the time was spent almost, and it was the day when they were going to go on a business trip.

He was flying early in the morning. In order not to wake up Yu Yehao, he moved to the guest room to make do with the night; but when he woke up the next morning, he found that Yu Yehao was still sleeping soundly in his arms, like two lotus roots. With his arms around his neck, his whole body was steaming, and he snored a few times from time to time, looking very comfortable.

Of course, Brother Xiaoshan was reluctant to move, and stared at Yu Ye's sleeping face for a long time. It was only when time was running out that he reluctantly lifted the bed and prepared to get out of bed lightly.

With such a movement, he immediately woke up the person who was entangled with him like an octopus.

Yu Yehao opened his eyes a little, and called out sleepily: "Brother, what time is it?"

Xiang Kongshan felt very soft in his heart, he sat on the edge of the bed, touched the other person's face, and said softly: "It's only six o'clock, you sleep a little longer, brother is gone."

"It's six o'clock!" As a result, Yu Ye bounced up, startling him, "...I said I'll make you breakfast, isn't it too late, I'll buy you something to eat on the way!"

"Rest, there are people on the plane." Xiang Kongshan thought it was funny, but for a moment he felt that his heart seemed to melt into a puddle of water. He smoothed Yu Ye's messy hair, "Didn't you stay up late yesterday to write?" What about the report, looking at the dark circles under the eyes, it hurts me to death."

"The food on the plane is not good... I have plenty of time to sleep after you leave!" Yu Ye refused to listen, hurriedly got out of bed to wash up with panda eyes, and then turned back to urge him, "Hurry up and pack it up, I'll go buy it now! "

Xiang Kongshan didn't call him, so he could only let him go helplessly.

But after all, Yu Yehao has been used to Xiang Kongshan for so many years. He can't help the vinegar bottle if it is poured, let alone buy a decent breakfast. I found a steamed stuffed bun shop in the corner, so I randomly bought a few big steamed stuffed buns and two cups of soy milk, and took them home, intending to let Xiang Kongshan Road take them to eat.

As a result, when he opened the door, he found that the other party was well-dressed and dragging a suitcase in his hand. He immediately curled his mouth and was about to cry.

He didn't wake up just now, but now he has realized: Xiang Kongshan is going on a business trip for a whole week, and he still can't spend Valentine's Day with him.

Yu Yehao turned his head away, not daring to let Xiang Kongshan see him crying, for fear that the other party would not feel at ease when he was on a business trip, but in the next second, a hand gently pulled his chin, and pampered his moist eyes: "Cry What? I'm not coming back."

"I didn't cry!" he quibbled.

Xiang Kongshan didn't let it go, seeing Yu Ye sneaking into the kitchen like a little hamster, rustling around for a while, and brought out a big plate and bowl, which contained steamed buns and steaming soy milk, then rolled his eyes, Thinking it was perfect, he said: "I think eating on the road is indigestible, why don't you eat at home."

In fact, he almost wrote the words "Will you stay with me for a while" on his face.

Brother Shan let out a long sigh, sat down and began to eat the buns.

As a result, I took one bite, but there was no filling, and I took another bite, but it was still empty; a big bun was eaten almost to the bottom, and there was only a little bit of meat filling, not to mention that I thought it was a steamed bun with pleats.Yu Yehao started to feel embarrassed again. He picked his fingernails, his eyes were red, and said with force: "I haven't had breakfast here, why don't you eat it on the plane, I'll throw it away later."

"Baby," Xiang Kongshan looked at him, sighed again, took out the steamed bun in his hand and put it on the table, and fed Yu Yehao the soy milk in his own bowl, "I don't care if you do this. "

Yu Ye couldn't hold back his tears. He hugged Xiang Kongshan's neck and acted like a child who was still sixteen or seventeen years old: "I'm not ready! You have to go for so long!"

Xiang Kongshan supported his buttocks with one hand, picked him up from the seat firmly, walked around to see if there was anything missing, and coaxed: "Didn't you promise me last night? For a week, you can make video calls to me at night, and you can send me messages anytime, anywhere, huh?"

"..." Yu Yehao lay on his shoulder and pretended to be dead. Xiang Kongshan thought it was funny, and said, "Be good, if you really have nothing to do, just play with Young Master He and the others."

"He Jingle himself is busy with dating!" Yu Yehao bit his shoulder angrily, "He just ignores me!"

He only heard Brother Shan smile, hiding his merit and fame: "No, his boyfriend will go with me."

"..."

As soon as he walked towards Kongshan, Yu Yehao turned around and called He Jingle.

The voice on the other end of the phone was noisy, and it took him a long time to hear He Jingle's voice, "Hey, what are you doing, miss me?"

"...Are you on a business trip with brother?" Yu Yehao asked.

"Yeah, with your partner, hey, how does it feel to be left alone, isn't it so cool!" He Jingle's tone sounded cheerful, "Go out to sing K at night!"

"No, it's boring," Yu Yehao slumped on the sofa, holding a shirt from Xiang Kongshan in his hand, "I'm happy to be taken care of by my husband if you don't understand, I feel uncomfortable if he doesn't care about me for a day !"

Probably feeling his listlessness, He Jingle paused for two seconds, and could only say: "Okay, I have to eat that meal, right? Not tonight, tomorrow, let's go to Brother Yan's for a meal!"

"Oh, let's talk about it tomorrow." Yu Ye hung up the phone sullenly.

That night, he got stuck and dialed the video for Xiang Kongshan. He was quite excited at first, but when he saw the tiredness that could not be concealed on the other party's face, his expression changed immediately, and he said distressedly: "I was so tired just now. ? Your company is really skinny!"

"I'm not tired," Xiang Kongshan leaned on the bed and looked at him with a smile, "I'll see if the eye circles of our little panda have disappeared... Why is it so dark over there, where are you?"

Yu Yehao played the video with the lights turned off. There were only lights and moonlight from the opposite building in the room. He was taken aback when he heard this, and then thought of something, and wanted to cover it up and said: "I, I, and Young Master He are singing K! Now I am alone Calling you from outside!"

"Really?" Xiang Kongshan seemed to relax a lot immediately, "I'm afraid you'll be bored at home by yourself, so it's better to go out and let the wind go."

"Xiang Kongshan, are you so sleepy and tired?" Yu Yehao touched his face on the screen in the dark. In fact, he was thinking about dying, but he still said, "Then go to sleep first, I will continue singing went!"

"Okay, be careful when you go home, drink less alcohol and eat more fruit bowls." Xiang Kongshan told him, Yu Ye responded carelessly, and quickly hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, he stayed in the dark for a while, wiped his face, and sent a message to He Jingle: [Le Tsai!Rivers and lakes emergency!Send me a picture of you singing! ]

He Jingle didn't even ask, and sent over nine selfies plus the original picture: [How is it? ]

[... I want your private room! ]

[? ] Young Master He looked very strange, but he still took a picture of him, [What are you doing?Stimulate your partner? ]

[Roughly the same! ] Yu Yehao told him, [Don't tell him I'm not with you, just say we are together!Don't talk about it! ]

After posting, I clicked on the circle of friends, and made a special p, with the text: [I haven't sung for a long time, so happy! ]

Xiang Kongshan quickly liked and commented below: [It looks good, come back and sing me "The Offering of Love". ]

Yu Yehao just hugged the pillow and had a good time, and after the music, he became sluggish. He thought to himself, what about "Love's Offering", his current main song is "My Husband Makes Money and My Wife Flowers", and every minute I want to sing "Husband, you Where is my wife missing you" to the extent!

The next day, he did the same thing, went to Lin Yan's house for a meal, and sent out a refined Jiugongge, which caused Ke Wenyao, who was recently ordered by his coach to lose weight, to post three angry comments accusing him of taking revenge on the society, and threatened to send him to the police station;

On the third day, Yu Kangzhe asked him to see the art exhibition, and he finally couldn't hold back anymore, howling into the phone: "I'm not going! I'm not going anywhere! I want a husband!"

Xiao Zhe was so speechless that he immediately hung up the phone, and he still said to the other end: "Don't tell Xiang Kongshan! Send me two photos!"

He wanted to go to Xiang Kongshan, why didn't Xiang Kongshan come back!

Yu Yehao counted the days on her fingers, and she wanted to cry even more: Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

He went out for lunch and met six rose sellers. He Jingle even called him in a rage, and his voice sounded weak: "Hello, Yu Ye, what are you doing?"

"Eat." He stirred the noodles and didn't eat a bite for a long time.

He Jingle paused, and coughed a little embarrassedly: "Well... why don't you take me with you, I'll come over now."

Yu Yehao asked in surprise: "Aren't you going to play golf with someone today? Why, aren't you going?"

"It's boring," He Jingle said awkwardly, "If Xin Sui isn't here, who will I show my handsome figure?"

The two poor bastards sighed into the phone at the same time, and after a long while, He Jingle admitted, "I think Xin Sui is gone."

"I also want to go to Kongshan."

They met, didn't eat a few bites of lunch, the night before Valentine's Day, the night was lively and lively, but the two of them looked gloomy, didn't stay outside until eight o'clock, and went home separately, Yu Yehao returned home , Lying on the bed so uncomfortable that weeping, he sent a message to Kongshan: [Brother Shan, I miss you. ]

The other side didn't reply, probably busy.

But Yu Yehao couldn't take it anymore, he wiped his tears, sat up on the bed, sent a voice message to He Jingle and walked out: "No, Lezi, I can't, I have to book a plane ticket to see my husband now -"

Before he finished speaking, he pushed open the door and crashed into a warm chest.

Holding a bouquet of delicate red roses in his hand, Xiang Kongshan looked at the dusty people, his eyes were black and blue, but he smiled softly: "Baby, Happy Valentine's Day."

"...You said just now, who is going to see?"

Yu Yehao paused for three seconds in a daze, then rushed forward, choked up and shouted, "Look at my handsome boyfriend!"

They kept making noise until late at night, Yu Yehao hugged Xiang Kongshan's arm, and when he was done enjoying himself, he remembered his plastic sister: "What about the young master? Did Brother Sui come back with you too?"

"Well," Xiang Kongshan's upper body was bare, and the gully of his chest and abdomen looked very smooth and beautiful under the faint moonlight. Yu Ye couldn't help but reach out and keep touching. He let it go with a smile, and continued, "The whole group is just me and the follower Brother is back, for the sake of coming back today, we didn't sleep before four o'clock during the business trip."

"Ah?" Yu Yehao felt distressed again, "Then go to bed quickly, I won't disturb you anymore."

But after being quiet for a while, he couldn't help being cheap and being obedient again: "Actually, you don't have to rush like this..."

"That won't work. I'm so sad to think of you celebrating the festival alone." Xiang Kongshan hugged him a little tighter, letting his head rest on his belly, "As long as you are here, I want to have you everywhere I go." Hurry home."

after all--

Brother Shan would never say that there is a [-] named Yu Kangzhe who sent the photo of the painting exhibition to the wrong person, and sent it to his mobile phone by mistake.

In the dark night, he touched Yu Ye's good face and thought: Hey, idiot baby.

The author has something to say:

Every time I write about Le Zai and his husband, I feel a little implanted in softness... No matter, don't miss it when you pass by!"The Chosen Unlucky Man" next door is in preparation!

Happy Valentine's Day ~ happy every day!

I won’t write about the Lantern Festival, I’m so tired, I’m crying

Don't ask why some people have so few roles in this show, do you have to say that they are still single (I hate iron but not steel