Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Yu Yehao's eyebrows twitched, feeling a little uncomfortable with this overly familiar and sweet title, and even began to question the intentions of the person opposite, so he replied in a very businesslike manner: [Yes, what's the matter? ]

Xiang Kongshan slumped on the chair, with two math papers in front of him and a lollipop stick in his mouth. I remember you are very good at math... this homework is very difficult, can you help me look at it? ]

Then he grinned, threw the candy stick into the trash can, sat up straight and continued to send: [It’s okay if you don’t want to watch it, I know that a good student like brother is usually very busy, isn’t it very tired, blame me excuse me. ]

Xiang Kongshan, the top student in the senior high school entrance examination, the first in the experimental high school grade, has been known as the flower of Gaoling all the year round, the ice cube that walks, finally opened the door to the new world at this time, and told everyone with practical actions:

Every man has a little princess in his heart, but he is different. He is the towering Kilimanjaro Snow Mountain. Looking at his heart, he planted all the spotless little white lotus.

Yu Yehao is also a person who will not refuse. At this time, he looked at his watch, and there was still some time before the study time he had planned. He was idle, so he responded readily: [You take the photo directly, I will show you. ]

The action on the other side was fast, and after a while, a few pictures were sent over.

It's really not a particularly difficult question, most of them are basic questions, plus some things learned in the first year of high school, as long as you listen carefully in class, you won't be unable to do it.

But saying this kind of words directly would hurt the other party's heart too much. Yu Ye took a deep breath and felt that the typing was not clear, so he simply turned on the voice: "Well... there are many basic questions, if it is more difficult to do it , that is, the foundation is not solid, do you want to review the knowledge you have learned?"

Xiang Kongshan's hands were quicker than his brain. When he received this voice, he clicked play first, and then he realized what happened, but it was too late: Yu Yehao's deliberately lowered gentle voice had already spread in the air, and then he drilled into it unscrupulously. It was not until the audio playback ended and the reminder sounded that he was forcibly stripped from this state, but it only took a moment for it to turn into a bit of unspeakable disappointment.

Yu Yehao's voice at this time seemed not to be similar to what he heard during the day, probably because he had just had a day of class, lazy, with a soft nasal sound like a kitten, like spring water The gurgling flowed into his ears, from the tip of the ear to the tip of the heart, making half of Xiang Kongshan's body numb and goosebumps all over.

The innocent boy Xiaoshan had never seen such a situation before. He was stunned for a moment, then he stood up and wandered around the room full of doubts, thinking that there was an electric leakage; then he belatedly thought: Yu Ye is good! Speech?What did he think?What do you do when you have a good chat and make a voice?

What a disgusting little boy!He even tried to conquer him with his voice!

He glanced at the paper in front of him, and waited for a while to find his ultimate goal after running three miles away: [Is that so, sorry, I'm too stupid. /wronged/wronged]

I have to say that Xiang Kongshan, the innocent sister, was quite successful in shaping the character. Anyway, Yu Ye, a straight guy, is convinced of this. Looking at the new news on the phone, he wrinkled his nose embarrassingly. , only replied: [I didn't mean that... oh, time is still long, you can definitely take your time. ]

The two of them talked for a long time, full of unnutritious nonsense, Xiang Kongshan became a little impatient.He chatted with Yu Yehao for a few words, kicked his feet, and the swivel chair swayed half a circle. The handsome face got on the bed first, and he sank into the quilt that was not folded in the morning. He heard the door click: it was Xiang Qingzhu. With a piano bag on his back, he leaned in and shouted, "Brother, I'm hungry."

Xiang's parents were busy with work and couldn't come back on time to have dinner with the two brothers and sisters, so Xiang Kongshan had to feed his own younger sister who was in adolescence all the year round and jumped up like a willow branch.At this time, although his face was drawn so long, he still sat up straight: "...wait."

Xiang Qingzhu watched him go downstairs to the kitchen, still not moving, as quiet as a decoration; when the kitchen light was on and the range hood was turned on for 5 minutes, the face that was five points similar to Xiang Kongshan's was revealed She smiled a little bit with a successful plot, and then moved her eyes to the mobile phone that her brother left on the bed and forgot to take away.

Before waiting for a reply, Yu Yehao's phone vibrated, he picked it up to look, and found that the person who noted Zhu Qingqing suddenly sent a sentence: [Little brother, your voice is very nice. ]

Yu Yehao:?

He couldn't figure it out, and of course he didn't expect that Xiang Qingzhu had turned his social account upside down in just a few minutes, and he could only see that the opposite side showed that he was typing for a long time, and thousands of words were merged into one sentence: [Brother, do you have a girlfriend? ]

Yu Yehao almost threw her phone into the teapot: [Hello, classmate, I am a disciplinary committee member, and I don't fall in love early. ]

[That's it. ] Make persistent efforts to Qingzhu, [Then send me a photo to see.The picture in your album is too blurry, send me a high-definition one, preferably a life photo, no need to dress up, the real boy is the cutest, hee hee. ]

Yu Yehao: ...

Hey you big!

Don't you do your math homework and leave it here to choose a concubine?Is it because I send it out later and you still have to leave a sign and give me a sachet?

Xiao Yu aggressively held the phone and wanted to retaliate, but after typing a few words, the flames all over her body disappeared, but her face was filled with smoke from embarrassment. Even if he was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that the art high school was full of female hooligans!

Yu Ye hid his face in the pillow to cool off, and thought indignantly: Never chatting with any random netizen again!

Xiang Kongshan, who was busy in the kitchen, didn't know that his own sister had already dug himself the biggest hole in history. He brought the dishes to the dining table, turned the light to a warm and moderate temperature, and when everything was done, he shouted: "Pig! Come down to eat!"

Xiang Qingzhu replied: "Here we come!"

She pushed open the door—the door of Xiang Kongshan's room, the screen of the mobile phone in her hand was still on, and there was a dialogue box with Yu Ye on it; Xiang Qingzhu, you play on your phone before you finish your homework, do you want to be beaten!"

"You use my account to tease little brother, why can't I play with your phone!"

Xiang Qingzhu opened her mouth and choked Xiang Kongshan half to death. She took the mobile phone and put it in her pocket in front of Xiang Kongshan: "I won't pay it back unless you tell me where this little brother lives and how old is he? Do you like it?" girl! I told him—”

"One! See you! Zhong! Love! Now!"

Xiang Kongshan was stunned for a moment, and then rushed her to run even more angrily. The two of them ran back and forth in the spacious living room. Finally, he stopped, took a breath, and stretched out a finger to hide the iron from the air. Her head: "I warn you, Xiang Qingzhu, don't play with me like Qing Dou Chukai. Your third year of junior high school starts two weeks early, and every day there are boys who are attracted to each other, and none of them are the same! I believe you are the only one to blame." !"

"What's wrong with me, I just want to give all men in the world a home!"

Xiang Qingzhu also stopped, opened her mouth and talked plausibly about her female hooliganism, but in the end, her brother volley pinched the back of fate's neck, and then her mobile phone was confiscated, like a lost kitten Like a boy, he threw it at the table and went to eat.

Xiang Kongshan didn't eat right away, he turned on the phone first, looked at the messy chat content on it, stared at it for a long time, then walked to the entrance expressionlessly, changed his shoes and took off his pajamas in one go; he didn't get angry or embarrassed Xiang Qingzhu was so quiet that he seemed to have lost his voice, making one suspect that the next second he would be so ashamed and indignant that his relatives would deny him and start killing him.

The calm before the storm is scary to think about.

To say that Xiang Qingzhu also had a tendency to tremble a little, she stared at Xiang Kongshan's vicissitudes of the back, and swallowed: "Brother, where are you going?"

Xiang Kongshan's back trembled weakly: "Don't call me brother, you will be the only child in our family from now on, take good care of your parents."

"……what?"

"I'm going to buy a ticket now." In the dark entrance, he turned his head to Kongshan Youyou, "Let's see if Shenzhou NO.13 can take me away now."

The author has something to say:

Xiang Qingzhu: Girl, don't be stubborn, I know you like me——

Xiang Kongshan: Huh?

Xiang Qingzhu: ——Brother, I know you like my brother!

Xiang Kongshan: Nodding with satisfaction.gif

[PS changed a bit of settings, now we Xiaoshan brother is set as a young high school sophomore girl (knows the erhu version), it does not affect reading~