Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

After the two met, they took a bus on the side of the road and sat at the terminal according to the route given by He Jingle, only to realize something was wrong: the place was deserted, and there was no one else within 20 meters of them except the two of them, not even the two of them. You can't even see the birds, let alone any residential areas. He Jingle said to let them sit here and get off the bus. What about his own people?

When the cold winter wind hits, a plastic bag lost by someone suddenly blows up into the wind, rounding up the remaining car exhaust and drifting in front of Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan, as if laughing at these two lost hapless bastards; Yu Ye Looking around, he confirmed once again that there is really no one in this ghost place, and slowly raised his head: "Tell me, is there a possibility—"

Xiang Kongshan was slightly nervous, and pretended to listen attentively: "What do you mean?"

"Or, he's actually a mature woodchuck that lives in the fields."

"..."

Brother Xiaoshan hesitated to speak several times, and finally took out his mobile phone silently: "I'd better give He Jingle a call."

It was too late and then it was too late, he just clicked on the dial interface, Yu Ye's good phone rang, and the three words "He Jingle" on the caller ID were jumping happily, deeply hurting the two hungry people who were still lost. Soul, Yu Ye picked up the phone, and heard the rumble, and even the voice of the voice was distorted: "Hi Yu Ye, are you two here? Ke Wenyao is here!"

Xiang Kongshan was listening, and when he heard this, he was very angry: "You still don't know whether the two of us have arrived or not?"

"Ah? What are you talking about? It's too noisy and I can't hear you clearly!" He Jingle said hello on the other end of the phone. He didn't know what kind of ears he had, and there was still a conversation with Ke Wenyao in between, "...Yu Yehao—— Say the two of them—arrived!"

Then he made a final decision: "Wait, I'll pick you up now!"

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

Xiang Kongshan: "..."

He didn't come up in one breath, and was about to continue to make a phone call when he suddenly heard a loud buzzing sound not far from the road, which could be heard even a street away, and for some reason, he always felt that the buzzing sound A little familiar, a very ominous familiarity.

Yu Yehao also listened attentively, and said with a serious face: "Have you thought of something?"

Xiang Kongshan was slightly nervous again: "Do you also feel—"

Before he finished speaking, Yu Yehao stretched out a finger, happily: "If it's a tractor, we can hitch a ride back to Qinggang Street!"

"..."

Xiang Kongshan gave a dry laugh; "Haha, you are right."

The two were talking, and the unknown vehicle that sounded like a tractor had already driven up to them. Unexpectedly, this thing sounded like Donkey Kong, but its body was not as tall as a Yu Ye, and it was leaking air in all directions. , It should be a special sightseeing car in the scenic spot.

But why does their family have a sightseeing car!Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan thought at the same time.

He Jingle sat in the driver's seat and waved to them beamingly: "You say it's a coincidence, I just picked up Ke Wenyao, and the two of you came, just in time, you are working together!"

He Jingle patted the back seat of the car hard, and the small viewing car swayed back and forth because of his movements, making Xiang Kongshan very suspicious that this thing would fall apart at any time, so he couldn't hold back, and asked: "Can this ride? "

"Why not, look at Ke Wenyao, isn't he sitting happily?"

Ke Wenyao was curling up his legs in a daze, when he heard this, he raised his head and hit the roof of the car: "Huh?"

He Jingle slapped his thigh wildly: "Hahahahaha!",

The car shook even more.

"..."

In short, without the messy process, in the end, they still got in the car.

The dilapidated viewing car carrying four adolescent boys staggered onto the road. The loud noise almost deafened people. He Jingle sat alone in the first row, facing the wind and chatting with them with difficulty: "...if it wasn't for It's a bit far away, and non-resident cars are not allowed to enter here... I won't... sit down, it's about to turn!"

The other three: "..."

The little broken car made a sharp turn and almost threw Ke Wenyao, who was sitting on the outermost side, out.

Originally, several people were not short, but with the addition of a large number of people, the space seemed even more cramped. Yu Yehao sat on the far right. With the inertia of turning, the whole person almost fell headfirst into Xiang Kongshan's arms next to him. Li; the latter immediately pushed his nose up and hugged his shoulders. He was so beautiful that he was about to bubble, and he pretended to be indifferent: "Be careful, don't fall."

Yu Ye was so stunned: "Yes."

The car continued to bump, and in the blind spot of everyone's sight, he was in a daze for a long time. After a while, he suddenly touched his chest and let out a soft breath.

He was surprised by his inexplicable nervousness, but it was not until a long time later that he realized that it was an indescribably unspecific combination of the drawbridge effect and heartbeat, a relationship that was still blurred but was about to take shape.

Yu Ye couldn't understand, he just quietly grabbed a corner of Xiang Kongshan's clothes like he was grabbing driftwood.

The viewing car made seven turns and eight turns, and after driving a few people into a mess, the sight finally opened up, and they drove into a quiet villa area.

Although it can be seen from the car that picked up He Jingle after school that his family should be in good condition, but looking at it this way, it is still a bit beyond the imagination of others.Ke Wenyao was the first to jump out of the car, bent over and beat his numb legs, and said in admiration, "Master He, you are really a rich young man?"

He Jingle left the car at the door, snorted, and was about to speak when the door opened. His mother was standing at the door, dressed like a princess, making it hard to tell whose birthday it was. It came, and I was pleasantly surprised: "Ah, there is another handsome guy!"

Ke Wenyao blushed without boasting, he muttered, unable to say a word, and finally took out a spaceship model from his bag, held it in both hands and handed it to her: "Auntie... I wish you, ah no, I wish you Happy birthday son!"

He Jingle's face turned dark: "You told me yourself!"

The beautiful middle-aged woman rolled her eyes with a smile, pushed Ke Wenyao's back to let him into the yard, and then turned her head to look at the remaining two: "Xiao Hao, Xiao Shan, you are welcome!"

The two of them obviously calmed down a lot. They walked into the courtyard. He Jingle was the last, feeling a little uncomfortable. When he turned his head, two hands appeared in front of his eyes. It seemed that Xiang Kongshan and Yu Ye had made an agreement. Even giving gifts together, Yu Ye smiled and said, "He Jingle, happy birthday!"

Xiang Kongshan was much colder, he just nodded and handed over the gift box, "I will trouble you today."

This time it's He Jingle's turn to stutter. He has lived for so long and has never received a gift from his peers. Today is a fulfillment of his thoughts. He couldn't even speak for a while, and stammered: "... Thank you, thank you all."

"You're welcome!" Yu Yehao continued to laugh, "Take it apart and have a look!"

"Ah... oh."

He Jingle honestly began to unpack the box, but the more he unpacked it, the more something went wrong. He touched it carefully: Damn, isn't this a workbook.

Opening it again, I was even more speechless. There were actually three volumes: "Advanced Eight Sets", "Sprint for 30 Days", and "Pre-examination Questions".

Now not only Shou Xing couldn't laugh, but Xiang Kongshan couldn't laugh either.

Brother Xiaoshan is so depressed. I always feel that I have been cheated out of my feelings. Is Yu Ye good for wholesale?

The instigator didn't know it, and was still adding fuel to the fire, holding his face happily and saying: "Wow, you gave me a pen!"

He patted Kong Shan on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "You really deserve to be my good brother!"

The author has something to say:

Unexpectedly, it is really a broken car! (whee

Tomorrow will be officially over, the comment section has not been open for a long time, Xiao Huang will be listed for work tomorrow!

[But not tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow!Every little treasure will be caught and kissed a hundred times by me!