Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

"……what?"

Yu Ye opened his mouth wide, and uttered such a single syllable with difficulty. At the same time, Xiang Kongshan choked on his saliva when he was eavesdropping, and he coughed heart-piercingly. Unbelievably, he asked back: "Who? Who is in love with whom?"

"You, aren't you and Xiang Kongshan having an affair?"

As He Jingle talked, his voice lowered, and he glanced at the two of them not confidently: "Should...are we talking?"

"Ahem!" Xiang Kongshan coughed harder.

"What the hell! Is your mind full of water? I'll blow your minds, will Qinggang Street have to fight the flood tomorrow?"

Yu Ye was so violent, he picked up the exercise book at hand and slapped He Jingle wildly. The latter was not convinced, like a CP fan who was announced that he had been a CP long ago: "You said you didn't fall in love because you didn't Talked? What if the two of you team up to cheat me? Look at today, you are still going out on a date!"

"This is not a date! Besides, we are full and idle, and we have nothing to lie to you. Are you sick?"

"Then the two of you get together after school every day, isn't it because of the unbearable pain of being separated from each other that you agreed to have a secret tryst every evening?"

"..."

"Oh! I remembered!" He Jingle slapped his thigh and pointed at Xiang Kongshan, "He called you baby just now!"

Yu Yehao was continuously hit by the real hammer, gasped for breath, and couldn't care less, said decisively and loudly: "He Jingle, let me tell you, I, Yu Yehao, have only liked beautiful women in my life! I am straight, The steel pipe is straight!"

Not far away, Xiang Kongshan, who hadn't participated in the conversation, suddenly couldn't cough anymore.

He walked over slowly, and when he spoke, his voice was a little hoarse because of coughing for too long, but it didn't look like he was angry. Compared with the furious Yu Yehao, he was more like a peacemaker Yes, just listen to him speak slowly: "Okay, we really haven't talked now."

Yu Yehao corrected him: "I won't talk about it in this life!"

Xiang Kongshan paused without a trace, then nodded, "Yeah."

He Jingle's resolute and unyielding figure flickered immediately, and in an instant, all the tricks he had seen to break up couples appeared in front of his eyes, accompanied by a heartache feeling that iron could not be made into steel: Why don't you give me a piece of shit when you two are finished? He is so competitive that he can't even talk about a relationship?

The useless skills he coded in the favorites, the notes he wrote until three o'clock, when the apricot blossoms were lightly raining that year, you said he was your baby, maybe from the beginning, it was all wrong payment!

He Jingle's lips trembled, his expression was sad, and the situation on his face was changing. For a while, Yu Yehao didn't dare to continue talking. He stood side by side with Xiang Kongshan, poked his elbow towards Kongshan's ribs, and covered his mouth with his hands. Mouth, there is no silver 300 taels here and complains in a low voice: "It's all your fault! Who made you owe me!"

Yu Yehao began to worry again: "I won't be so stupid after two hundred and five years, I can't, it's just a big deal, what's the matter?"

Xiang Kongshan didn't answer, Yu Ye turned around strangely, only to find that the other party's expression was calm, and he didn't look happy.

Is it because I was misunderstood as gay and unhappy?

Yu Yehao guessed like this, so he thought he was considerate and comforted him: "Hey, don't worry about it, I know the relationship between us, Xiang Kongshan, you must be a straight man, it's fine!"

I don't know if it was his illusion, but after saying this, the faint air-conditioning on Xiang Kongshan's body seemed to suddenly become more intense, and then he snorted heavily from his nostrils, quite strangely:

"Then I really appreciate your affirmation."

ah?Yu Ye was so confused that he bore the other party's sudden anger. Did he say something wrong?

nerve!

He Jingle is still in the process of collapsing due to the collapse of the house, and now he can't do the math problems that he didn't know. Fortunately, Yang Yuanjie has something to do, so he went back to the office, and he didn't bother to check their papers, so he hurriedly drove them away Arrived outside the school.

Suddenly returning to freedom, Yu Yehao was still a little dazed. He stood at the gate of the school, surrounded by the crazy He Jingle and the sinking Xiang Kongshan. He felt that the difficulties of life seemed to have reached a new height, so he sighed, like pulling Two old fathers who couldn't take care of their children by themselves said resignedly, "Where are you going?"

The eldest son was still mad, muttering words and ignored him; the second son glanced at him, although he was indifferent, he reluctantly replied: "I'm not going anywhere, go home."

"Are you going home?"

Yu Ye opened his eyes wide, as if surprised. From Xiang Kongshan's angle, he could see the black and white eyeballs of the other party; he just looked at it like this, although his expression didn't change, but a gap in his psychological defense was precariously cracked: "Well. What?"

Hmph, little straight man, can't you bear to miss you, Brother Shan, and me?

In the end, Yu Yehao looked at him very seriously and said, "If you go home now, you haven't finished the two sets of papers I gave you, how can you return them to me?"

"..."

There was a crack in Xiang Kongshan's indifferent expression, and he almost crushed his back molars: You are a little heartless!

He closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and said, "Hi Yu Ye, I'm buying you something to eat and a drink. You even have to calculate the two sets of papers so clearly?"

"No, no..." Yu Ye waved his hands quickly, "The questions on each paper are different, I want to read it——ah, forget it, pretend I didn't say anything."

Yu Yehao thanked him very earnestly: "Thank you for treating me to a popsicle, Xiang Kongshan, I will treat you next time."

Xiang Kongshan stared at him steadily for a few seconds, then patted his head a little irritably: "No, go eat yours, I'm going back."

He was carrying a cheap plastic bag from the bookstore, and slowly walked in the opposite direction. For some reason, Yu Yehao suddenly felt that the figure was a little indescribably lonely; He poked his head over, and said in a subtle tone, "Is it hopeless? Is it like an arrow? Chang Wei, you still say you don't know martial arts!"

Yu Yehao: ...

"It's pure rumor!"

However, He Jingle seemed to have finally risen to a more detached level after this battle: "How can I call this a rumor, I am purely wishing you two."

"Oh!" Yu Ye stomped his feet, "Xiang Kongshan and I are both men, we can't fall in love, and it's useless to wish you any more!"

"What's wrong with the man? Men and men also talk, and men and women also talk. What's the difference? Yu Ye is good, you are so good at reading, don't you know this truth?"

He Jingle unfathomably pulled out a string of English words: "Loveislove."

Yu Yehao was so choked by him that he couldn't say a word, he murmured for a long time, and finally said: "But I already have a girlfriend, we are very happy and loving!"

"Oh," He Jingle said as if he had just remembered, "All right, then you can fight for it next time you have a chance."

What are you trying to do?Falling in love with Xiang Kongshan?

This possibility alone makes Yu Ye feel unbelievable. So far, most of the catalogs in his brain related to Xiang Kongshan are the unhappy past of the two of them. Even if there is such a day, he will like A boy is a must, and he can't imagine what it would be like to fall in love with Xiang Kongshan.

The phone vibrated suddenly, and it was Zhu Qingqing, who had disappeared for a long time, who sent him a message back: [Sorry, I was busy just now, so I didn't check the phone. ]

He became a little happier and thought: Right, this is what it means to be in love.

Falling in love with Xiang Kongshan, it's really scary to think about it :)

The author has something to say:

He Jingle: I don't want to be caught by them either, but Xiang Kongshan calls Yu Ye a good baby.

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