Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

When Xiang Kongshan came home, he found that there was an extra person in the house. One of the overtime duo who hadn't been seen all year round was sitting on the sofa, watching TV with Xiang Qingzhu, who was eating jujube, in his arms. , Turning around together, he felt strange, took a few steps forward, and called his mother: "Why do you come back so early today when you have time?"

"The project is over, mom is not busy these days, and cooks for you and Xiaozhu every day!"

Qiu Yuqing still had a jujube pit in her mouth, and her speech was slurred, but her body movements were extremely rich. She looked like an unsteady middle-aged man, and it was conceivable that Xiang Qingzhu must follow her mother; Pointing to the restaurant, the whole person was beaming: "Tonight we will have braised pork ribs! And garlic spinach!"

As soon as these words came out, Xiang Kongshan and Xiang Qingzhu showed embarrassment at the same time, the latter took the first step, chewed and swallowed the flesh in his mouth, and then stuffed two big apples and three bananas into his bosom , slipped out of his mother's arms like a loach, and said while running: "Mom, I don't want to eat! I have a performance recently, so I need to maintain my weight!"

Xiang Qingzhu sold her brother very quickly, and after a short while, there was a bang on the upstairs door, which was clearly closed, so Qiu Yuqing's expectations all fell on the eldest son; Xiang Kongshan could only bite the bullet and say: : "... let's eat."

He had made enough mental preparations, but when he walked to the dining table, he felt that he was still too naive. There were two dark lumps on the plate with an ominous smell, and his mother laughed behind him: "Oh, accidentally fried gone."

Sighing to Kongshan, she brought the two dishes into the kitchen. After a while, the range hood boomed. Qiu Yuqing walked over and saw her son under the dim light of the kitchen, frowning and cooking. , A plate of brightly colored scrambled eggs with tomatoes came out of the pan.

The light in the kitchen was turned off, and the mother and son huddled head to head at the corner of the dining table to eat. Qiu Yuqing suddenly felt emotional while eating. She touched the back of Xiang Kongshan's stubble-hard head and said jokingly: "Grow up!" , cooking is so delicious, I don’t know which little girl is cheaper.”

Xiang Kongshan still ate calmly, but his hand holding the chopsticks tightened a bit, and he just said: "I'm not yet an adult, you think farther than I do."

"That's too soon," Qiu Yuqing said confidently, "Now the second year of high school, one year after the third year of high school, and then college, son, we just want to be the first in everything, and we can't lose at the starting line!"

It's not just that I didn't lose, Xiang Kongshan thought to himself, I'm going to run away immediately.

Thinking about it, he couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth slightly, thinking that Yu Ye should be online at this moment, so he drank the soup in a hurry and said, "I have a lot of homework today, so I'll go upstairs first. Keep it, I'll wash it later."

"Go about your business, don't worry about it."

Ms. Qiu raised her chin, turned her back and waved at him disdainfully, and then walked into the kitchen. He went upstairs and passed by Qingzhu's room. Hiding behind the door, he quietly shouted: "Brother."

Xiang Kongshan was terrified: "What are you doing!"

"I have something to tell you."

Xiang Qingzhu's face was a little serious, and his sullen look was exactly like Xiang Kongshan's. She followed Xiang Kongshan into the room, her eyes fell on the mobile phone by the table, and after a long time, she choked out a sentence: "You Puppy love?"

After finishing speaking, as if he was afraid that he would not admit it, he added: "I have seen it all, you send someone that you like him, and then that person also replied to you!"

I have to say that Xiang Kongshan is very good at catching important points, the smile on his face can't be hidden, even Xiang Qingzhu secretly played with his mobile phone again, which was lightly exposed: "Reply to me?... I see Let's see how it goes."

Before he could turn on the phone, Xiang Qingzhu called out: "Xiang Kongshan! That's a man, are you crazy!"

The corner of Xiang Kongshan's mouth condensed into a smile, and there was an indescribable taste, which made him less interested in looking at the phone, and he said unhappily, "I'm not blind."

"Then you still..."

"I know, I just, I just think it's fun."

As soon as the words came out, he himself felt a little bad, but Xiang Qingzhu was obviously relieved, but he cursed again: "Even so, you can't go too far in playing pranks! What about Zhu Qingqing, if I take good care of me I can't beat you to death!"

After seeing off his own sister who was worried about him, when Xiang Kongshan turned on the phone again, Yu Yehao's profile picture was still on on the screen, and the two sentences with the same structure were juxtaposed, like some too beautiful hallucination; Frowning for a while, he didn't say anything, but swiped his fingers and switched to his tuba.

As a result, as soon as he climbed up, he saw Yu Yehao knocking him, and he swore not to give up until he reached his goal: [Xiang Kongshan, did you participate in the competition? ]

[participated.how? ]

It showed that it was inputting for a long time, and finally, Yu Ye kindly and reluctantly replied: [Nothing. ]

[Ask another question, Hello Yu Ye, you haven't told me why your eyelids are swollen, could it be because you didn't get No.1 this time, and you secretly hid in the quilt and cried in the middle of the night? ]

Xiang Kongshan himself was in a bad mood, so he started teasing Yu Yehao again, trying to piss him off across the screen, but as expected, the other party instantly became angry: [Get out!You are crying! ]

But whether he should say it or not, he was actually half right. After Yu Yehao finished scolding, he felt a little embarrassed when he remembered what happened last night.He clicked on the dialog box with Zhu Qingqing again. I don't know how many times today, but he still didn't wait for a reply. After thinking about it, he asked cautiously: [Qingqing, do you... regret it? ]

The news passed through numerous checkpoints and reached Xiang Kongshan's mobile phone, which broke up his sleepiness in the evening, and he was in a hurry like a dog smelling of meat and bones; he cut the number, and this time he acted quickly: Yeah, I don't regret it. ]

After finishing speaking, he was afraid that Yu Ye would not believe it, and added: [You don't have to regret it, after all, I am very poor, and I am not very good at studying. ]

Yu Yehao seemed to think that she was sad, and the message came right after her: "No one is born with everything right, and you work so hard!"

Hearing this short voice, Xiang Kongshan was caught off guard, Xiang Qingzhu's expression just before he left came to his mind, and for the first time, he felt his conscience ached.

Yu Yehao treats him like a little girl, holds him in his palm, and coaxes him to say every word, but on the other hand, looking at himself, everything is a lie, and none of his words are true; Xiang Kongshan knows better than anyone that the paper He couldn't contain the fire, as long as he and Yu Ye kept in good touch for a day, then this lie would be exposed one day.

But in the past, he felt disdainful, and it didn't matter, so he just broke up, and there was no reason to maintain a good relationship between him and Yu Yehao. He just wanted to get something from Yu Yehao, such as how to improve his problem-solving ability, Or anything else of value.Even though it's the same now, he suddenly felt that if there was some way in the future to let him withdraw from this relationship completely without hurting Yu Ye's good heart, that would be great.

He is a big liar, and the big liar solemnly said the only truth tonight:

[Good brother, I will work harder, because I really want to catch up with you. ]

The author has something to say:

Xiang Kongshan is about to spend a lot of money to buy hot search: #山哥心手dexterity

#向空山’s scrambled eggs with tomatoes are delicious

[There will be more tomorrow!