Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

Yu Yehao had gone through untold hardships, and finally sat in his seat. Yu Kangzhe was sitting at the front table. At this moment, he turned his head lingeringly. He was just about to speak, but he was too eager to eat the buns. He burped with a meaty smell, and hit Yu Yehao's face with his words with great impact: "What are you going to do with this note?"

"...I don't know." Yu Yehao sat on the chair, propped his chin with one hand, and stared at the note in a daze.

He and Xiaohua have been in the same class for a whole year, if it wasn't for the fact that the other party was going to transfer schools today, he would have no idea that this little girl still had such thoughts.Just now, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he didn't refuse directly, and put the note into the palm of his hand with a half-push, but now that the people who watched the fun had dispersed, he said directly to Yu Kangzhe without any scruples: "I should go back and add a friend. Let’s turn this matter over.”

Yu Yehao is usually poor-mouthed, but she can tell clearly at critical moments: "Little girls are very easy to fall in love at this time, and they can fall in love with whoever they want. I'd better stop thinking about her, so as not to affect my studies. A lifetime thing."

"Besides—" he changed the topic, returned to his original lazy tone, and snapped his fingers in front of the dumbfounded Yu Kangzhe, "It's not like everyone said on the Internet that long-distance relationships don't last long, and they have transferred schools, so I still ..."

Before Yu Kangzhe had time to comment on these remarks, the window they were next to was suddenly knocked from the outside, so he turned his head subconsciously, and saw a face quietly stuck to the glass, he was frightened on the spot Out of her wits: "Hey c... Teacher Yang!"

Yang Yuanjie pulled his face from the window with a "boo", and then began to open the window with his hands; the high doors and windows were in disrepair for a long time, so he used both hands and tried his best to avoid opening the window. Breaking apart, instead, I was sweating in the sweltering weather. On the first day of school, the prestige of the teacher disappeared, and it was so broken that there was not even a scum left.

Yu Kangzhe also turned pale from shock at the beginning, to numbness in the end, he pointed to the teacher's door a few meters away, wanted to laugh but didn't dare: "Teacher Yang, why don't you go through the door."

Yang Yuanjie: ...

He strode aggressively into the classroom, and grabbed Yu Kangzhe for a reprimand: "Yu Kangzhe, we haven't seen each other for a summer vacation, so the conversation is even tighter! Isn't your neck uncomfortable? Come and tell me something small!"

Yu Kangzhe was like a little quail, sitting on his seat with drooping eyebrows and daring not to move. Yang Yuanjie looked around and saw that the people in the classroom were about the same, so he started the routine mobilization speech for the new semester: "Students, new students The semester has a new atmosphere. From the beginning of this semester, everyone is a sophomore in high school, and I will still be your class teacher. I hope you can study hard in the new year and strive to get better grades than last year..."

Yang Yuanjie became more and more excited as he talked, and spit on the podium, "...Finally, the competition has already begun! This year, our second-year senior high school (5) class also has a long-term goal, defeating Experimental High School! Win the No.1 entrance exam!"

The students below were all excited, the slogan was heard far away, and it was difficult not to hear it in the experiment next door. Ke Wenyao sat in the corner of the last row of the classroom, couldn't help but "tsk", took out a pen and poked the front of the empty mountain. Back: "It's been a summer vacation, and I'm going crazy for this group of high-ranking people."

On the first day of the new semester, before the new book was released, Xiang Kongshan casually pulled out a math competition question from his schoolbag. He was not very good at math. He was biting the pen to solve the last question, and felt the touch on his back. He moved the bench forward and said without raising his head, "You don't care about them."

After saying this, he paused, and involuntarily came to his mind the image of Yu Yehao standing there with a blushing monkey's buttocks in the early morning and yelling at them, poking his pain points every sentence, which made him still hate it when he thought about it. His teeth were itchy, so he added another sentence with a sullen face: "Children play house."

Just such a little boy, what kind of tricks did he master, and he was able to score two points higher than him in the entrance exam last semester?

Xiang Kongshan was sulking, but he didn't notice that the slogan of the school next door stopped at some point and was replaced by another voice.Yu Yehao next door was wearing a loudspeaker that Yang Yuanjie didn't think girls would wear very much. The sound was like burnt cotton candy. Although it was dumb, it was still very sweet. At this time, it was brewing a little After a while, the sound passed directly through his eardrums and gave Brother Xiaoshan a heavy blow to his heart:

"Down with Xiang Kongshan—the entrance exam—I still want—to get No.1—"

"..."

He snapped the pen in his hand with a click.

On the first day of school, it was refreshing to leave school in the evening. There was no evening self-study, and both schools released people on time at 06:30.

Two streams of students from different schools meet, black and white school uniforms and blue and white school uniforms are distinct, and the Qinggang Street, which is not wide at all, is crowded; Pushing forward, he was obviously still at the gate of his school just now, but he was led to the gate of the experiment in a blink of an eye.

The closer you get, the more students are wearing black and white school uniforms. His blue and white stand out in the middle, like a lamb that has strayed into a pack of wolves, with two tender white arms raised, trying to fight a way home from the crowd In the end, he accidentally stepped on someone's toes, only to hear a muffled grunt, and someone said dissatisfiedly: "Who, can you walk!"

He buried his head, his forehead hair stuck to his face in a mess, and apologized to the other party, but the other party seemed to recognize him and smiled: "Oh, I know you, you are Yu Yehao from next door Well, first in grade, right?"

The two schools are very close to each other. It is not surprising that Yu Yehao, a campus celebrity of this level, was recognized. He looked up and saw a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes first, and the rest of them were hidden in the black mask close to his face. In such a crowded place, he doesn't look embarrassed, but looks like a big star out on the street.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the other party was a little impatient, and the people behind him pushed and shoved, which became the last fuse, so Yu Ye watched helplessly as the man frowned, turned around and kicked, accompanied by swearing: "What the hell are you squeezing! Didn't see anyone here!"

Yu Yehao's eyes darkened: It's over, this person doesn't seem to be easy to mess with.

The beautiful star turned his head, the hostility between his brows was still there, the distance between the two drew closer, he closed his eyes nervously, his neck receded; but a hand with strong knuckles stretched out from behind, holding his collar , carrying him behind her like a chick.Immediately afterwards, Xiang Kongshan's cold voice rang out: "He Jingle, have you bullied others and gone to another school?"

Yu Yehao huddled behind Xiang Kongshan, only revealing a soft and fluffy hair top, and the little calculation in his heart was crackling: Although he and Xiang Kongshan have had a long-standing grudge, between these two people, they have obviously been enemies with him for a long time Xiang Kongshan is more reliable.

So he boldly said: "That's right, there is something that can't be solved by writing a paper! You have the ability to crush me physically, and you have the ability to crush me academically!"

To say that Yu Yehao deserves to be the No.1 in the joint entrance examination of the two schools, the head teacher's little heart and the headmaster's big baby, this awareness is really not comparable to ordinary people, Xiang Kongshan began to feel that it was a mistake to make a move. Open your mouth, I'm afraid it can annoy He Jingle enough today.He squeezed his roots, "Hi Yu Ye, shut up."

He Jingle sneered: "Aren't you two not dealing with each other? Why are you still out to meddle in other people's business. Besides, Xiang Kongshan, why don't you ask him whether I bullied him or not?"

Sensing that Xiang Kongshan's eyes fell on him, Yu Ye made a lot of calculations, and realized that he was taken away before the other party had time to do anything. Really, Xiang Kongshan's hands are so strong that he can lift him up. Now the throat is still aching, it's just hurting more.

But he is a reasonable person, Xiang Kongshan was negligent and hurt others, and He Jingle was attempted bullying, so of course he had to speak to the former.

So Yu Yehao said to He Jingle: "You have caused me spiritual harm! I think my intelligence may be declining, and it's all because of you!"

After speaking, without knowing where the courage came from, he took out a handful of colorful jelly beans from his pocket, sprinkled them all over He Jingle's face, and took advantage of the moment when the other party was in a daze, he grabbed Xiang Kongshan and ran away.

The two squeezed out of the siege, each wiping off the smell of sweat, Yu Yehao picked at the belt of his schoolbag, and thanked Kongshan awkwardly.

He began to feel that Xiang Kongshan was actually okay. Although he always competed with him for No. 1, he was also 1.8 meters eight, and he never engaged in campus bullying. He was a good person.

Under the unfading sunset, Yu Yehao said sincerely, "Thank you."

Xiang Kongshan didn't know what he was thinking, and kept his mind distracted. He opened his mouth when he heard the words, but asked an irrelevant question: "Hi Yu Ye, what did you sprinkle on He Jingle just now?"

It can't really be jelly beans, but which high school student brings jelly beans to school?Is it possible that including one when doing the questions can greatly improve the intelligence?Then should I ask Yu Yehao the brand of this jelly bean now?

Xiang Kongshan fell into a brainstorm, and then heard Yu Yehao's stupid response: "Huh?"

"That's the medicine my mother asked me to take at noon, and I forgot to take it."

"..."

Xiang Kongshan waved at him speechlessly and tiredly, threw his schoolbag over his shoulder, and left.

Yu Yehao also walked back. Before he got home, his nose arrived first. From a long distance away, he smelled the smell of pork rib soup wafting from his door. He quickly entered the door in three steps at a time, and then shouted happily : "Mom! Let's eat pork ribs tonight!"

Ye Xin poked her head out from the kitchen, "Well, wash your hands and eat!"

He said hello, threw his schoolbag on the bed, and when he took off his school uniform, a note fell from his pocket to the ground. In the sound of Xin urging him to eat, he hurriedly searched by that QQ/ number, and the loading bar turned twice, and a user with a pink rabbit head popped out, nicknamed Qing Zhu, who looked like a cute soft girl, and the school girl herself The temperament is very consistent.

He didn't think much, just clicked add, and typed in the remarks column: I'm Yu Yehao.

At the same time, Xiang Kongshan, who had just arrived home, suddenly vibrated his phone.

The author has something to say:

He Jingle is just a good-looking little boy with a bad personality! (Damn it, it seems to be selling him Amway

This chapter is also called "Yu Yehao's mouth is really good at speaking"——Xiang Kongshan Edition

"Love starts from adding the wrong QQ" - Yu Yehao version

"How Yu Yehao Contributed to His Way of Slapping Face" - My Edition

At this time, the school belle is still waiting for her friend to apply.

Guess the number given by the school belle without a prize hahaha

[2022/1/26 revision: Yu Ye is very happy to mention a loudspeaker, let’s change it if we say so!