Eight sets of math papers cheated by online dating

The short weekend was fleeting. On Monday, Yu Yehao and Yu Kangzhe met at the gate of the school. The latter had a haggard face after staying up late to study, with dark circles under his eyes that could not be covered by small round glasses. Going to the grave, "Good brother, what should I do, I have no idea."

"What are you afraid of? It's over as soon as you open and close your eyes." Yu Yehao patted him on the shoulder in relief, took out a board of mints from his pocket, picked one and stuffed it into Yu Kangzhe's mouth, "Refresh yourself, relax !"

They looked at the seat number at the door of the classroom, and after reading it, they walked shoulder to shoulder to the empty classroom specially vacated upstairs.One high school is considered humane in this regard, except for the monthly school exam, which requires students to toss and turn books outside and inside the door; for such a small-scale preliminary test, bring a person and a pen directly Just go upstairs.The classroom on the roof is empty and quiet all the year round, and few people go there. It is an ideal environment for exams and has always been favored by teachers.

Of course, corresponding to this, the history of bitter tears of a high school bully is also written.

Yu Yehao and Yu Kangzhe went upstairs side by side. The latter was muttering ancient prose, and he couldn't care less about flirting with him. Lin Yan floated past him like a ghost, and turned into the classroom door that was open on one side; so she also looked up and saw that it was Class [-] of Senior High School.

In the second week after Lin Yan transferred to the ordinary class, a seat was vacant in the classroom, and a name was permanently crossed out from the test list.

After Yu Kangzhe recited the last line of the poem, he took the current affairs materials from his schoolbag to press the composition topic. When he was picking up his pocket, he realized that Yu Yehao was a few steps behind him, so he shouted: "Xueba, why are you in a daze? Hurry up!" Come here and give me some fairy air, and bless me so that I don't digress in this composition!"

"Here we come." Yu Yehao trotted up to follow, and Yu Kangzhe and Yu Kangzhe looked at current affairs materials head-to-head. They were overwhelmed by policies, systems and human morality, so they didn't bother to mention who they met just now. .It wasn't until lunch, when the two sat across from each other, that he pretended to be casual and said, "If the ranking is in place, no matter whether you are in the rocket class or not, you will have to take the exam, right?"

Yu Kangzhe saw what he was thinking at a glance, nodded and shook his head, "It's usually like this, but this time it's special, didn't you hear what Lao Yang said, it's with the top class next door, there are only a few places in total, it doesn't make sense The people upstairs in Gasser."

"Furthermore..." He lowered his voice, as if he was afraid that someone would hear him, "I don't even want to stay here anymore, let alone take the exam?"

"……Too."

This conversation was just a small episode in the middle of the exam. The business was ahead, and Yu Ye knew the importance of it, so he put it aside for the time being. After the two-day exam was over, everyone went downstairs one after another. When the surroundings were discussing the answers to the test papers in full swing, it was only when they found time that they remembered this matter again.

However, we know that everything is linked together, and everyone's associations are different, and sometimes it may be inexplicably irrelevant to others; in short, every time Yu Yehao thinks of Lin Yan, I always want to think of Zhu Qingqing who had a lively chat with him on the Internet.Later, when he failed to follow Lin Yan, he was followed, so he added Xiang Kongshan, who was out of reach.

Thanks to the preliminary test, he went to and from school peacefully these two days and never saw each other again.

Yu Kangzhe and his deskmate answered the answer to the last multiple-choice question in mathematics. Neither of them wanted to admit that their answer was wrong. I patted him on the shoulder from behind, but was ignored after two pats. I was a little puzzled: "Good brother, I have returned to my soul, look at this question——"

Yu Kangzhe's voice paused for a moment, and then he said with a ghostly look on his face: "What kind of expression do you have? You didn't perform well or you performed too well. Dugu is begging for defeat. Why does it look like someone owes you 800 million?"

"Ah? Is there?" Yu Ye touched his face after he realized that he still didn't seem to be in a good state, "I'm thinking about something, which question do you ask... oh, choose C for this."

There was a cheer from behind, but some people were happy and others were sad. Yu Kangzhe immediately put on a face with small round glasses, as if struck by lightning: "Really... I am very confident in this question!"

Yu Yehao nodded understandingly, and expressed a certain degree of modesty, only to hear him say: "Ah, is it? Maybe I did something wrong."

As soon as these words came out, Yu Kangzhe's face immediately turned greener. He scanned Yu Yehao up and down with the eyes of a stranger, temporarily forgot about the answer, and opened his mouth full of doubts: "Hey !Where did the goblin come from, return my master!"

As we all know, Yu Yehao, a high school bully, is famous for being equally dazzling and excellent from the inside to the outside, and I have a strong sense of self-identity for this, living like a proud little peacock; for He has always been good at mathematics, and he has never known what humility is, and he does have this capital-the answers to the math problems in his hands are almost correct. It is rare for such self-effacing words to come out of his mouth. No less than the sun rising from the west, and it has to be the kind that rises at 09:30 in the evening.

Yu Kangzhe was even more sure that he had something to do, and when he was about to ask a few more questions, Yang Yuanjie walked in from the door, holding a math paper completed with a red pen in his hand, with a serious face, and he didn't look like a good person: "Self-study class For the math answers, give the team leader your own estimate, and the team leader collects it and hands it to the class representative, and gives it to me before school is over."

There was another long and uniform sigh in the classroom, which amused Yang Yuanjie, and his serious face suddenly became very intimidating: "I have finished the exam, and I should have got the answers right with everyone else, right? Do you still have points in your heart if you hurt yourself?"

He took out a piece of chalk, broke off the top of his head, and slowly began to copy the answer; Yu Kangzhe held his breath behind, his face flushed, obviously he still held some hope for the last question, and waited until it was mellow After writing down a C, he let out a long breath as if he was exhausted, gave Yu Ye a thumbs up tremblingly, and said in a breathy voice: "You still have to be this."

Yu Ye smartly drew a full score in front of the choice, without much surprise, "It's easy to say, and I will give you a [-]% discount for after-school consultation."

"Why don't you give me a broken bone!"

Yu Kangzhe muttered in a low voice, his voice gradually became quieter, probably because he was estimating the next grades. Yu Yehao looked at the answers to the fill-in-the-blank questions on the blackboard. How many of the questions are correct? Show me your hand."

Three or five people raised their hands here and there, and Yu Yehao was among them. Yang Yuanjie was a little dissatisfied after reading it. He frowned: "Is the paper difficult this time?"

"Disaster--"

"It's hard for you!" Yang Yuanjie lightly hit the little boy who answered the conversation with the end of a chalk, but he was not angry, he just said, "Before I came here, the results of the objective test were released. This time, our school and the next door are changing the grades. Do you know how many of the two classes in the experiment are all correct?"

His exaggerated expression caught everyone's appetite: "Sixteen! On average, there are eight in a class! We didn't pass the exam last semester, and we have worked hard to learn. How can you think that one victory is enough?"

Yu Yehao was taken aback by his words, and thought: Then there should be no reason for Xiang Kongshan not to be in it.

In this way, No.1 is really a bit hanging.

After all, the last time the other party was worse was in mathematics, but in the end the difference between the two was only two points, which was almost the same as nothing; besides, Xiang Kongshan's Chinese and English were so good, and he could write a good hand, as well as print it out. It seems that he has seen Xiang Kongshan's model essay posted on the school gate more than once, and a large board is erected, so it is difficult for people not to notice.

It's not yet the turn of the English language!

Yu Yehao's eyes went dark, and he heard Yang Yuanjie say the last sentence unhurriedly: "...there are few papers, probably all the grades will be out tomorrow morning, and there will be no homework left today."

The middle-aged bald man smiled slyly, and while all the students were in a daze, he added: "Everyone have a good meal, get a good night's sleep, and I will settle accounts with you slowly after the results come out."

After finishing speaking, he left with the paper between his hands, leaving only the math answers on the blackboard, as if grinning at them.

It was also the time after school, when the head teacher left, the rest of the people became active, Yu Kangzhe's face was completely broken, holding the paper in his hand, he looked like he wanted to apologize with death: "I'm done! Yu Ye is good to me It's over! The finale of every par is wrong, I want to guarantee it!"

The empathetic Yu Yehao came to comfort him again, saying, "It's okay, I'm done too, good brothers will go together for the rest of our lives."

"Really?" Yu Kangzhe wiped away the tears that didn't exist, and asked sobbingly, "Could it be that you also failed in mathematics?"

"Oh, that's not true," Yu Yehao said in a heavy tone, almost crying, "but it's more serious than that."

"Huh? What, say it to make my buddies feel good."

"I may not be able to get No.1."

"……roll!"

Yu Kangzhe walked out with his schoolbag on his back, showing that he had been hurt a lot with practical actions. Yu Yehao followed him and laughed, and said after the music: "What a big deal, Zhezhe, this is the first door. Besides, your assessment may not be accurate."

The two of them walked to the gate of the school one after the other, and he suddenly remembered the last sentence Zhu Qingqing asked him that day, "...We just summed up all the skills, don't you think so, little prince of physics?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his head as if feeling something, and saw Xiang Kongshan in the crowd, holding an empty and loose schoolbag in his left hand, and a school uniform jacket on his right shoulder. He was a full head taller than the people around him, like a pole. Standing there, against the sunset light, the whole person looks chic and a little uninhibited, anyway, he is a good-looking and handsome guy.

Xiang Kongshan was looking at him, and the moment the two met their gazes in mid-air, Yu Yehao held his chest in a daze, thinking:

What the hell did Xiang Kongshan grow up on? He is so damn envious that he can grow so tall.

Yu Kangzhe didn't know when he had disappeared. He looked around blankly, but found no one. When he turned his head again, he found that Xiang Kongshan, who was still far away just now, was almost approaching him.

There were a lot of people, so the other party took off the school uniform on his shoulders and held it in his hands. His palms were wide and showed a few blue veins representing strength and sex appeal; At the age of [-], he seemed to have become an adult before everyone else.

This scene was imprinted in Yu Yehao's memory, so that for a long time later, it appeared in his dreams from time to time: At the intersection of the street where the sky was boiling, Xiang Kongshan walked towards him firmly and against the light. .

It's just that he still doesn't know what it means.

The good-looking little brother went through untold hardships and smelled of sweat, and finally reached Yu Yehao himself, followed by unknown Ke Wenyao, who came to watch the excitement, and He Jingle, who was full of bad water and wanted to be an FFF group, he Opening his mouth, he said in a very cold voice, "Hi Yu Ye, how did you do in the exam?"

Yu Yehao quickly pulled away from the previous state of being stunned: ...

The handsome filter is gone all of a sudden.

He replied wearily: "It's okay, I didn't discuss crushing you."

"Hey, let me tell you—" Ke Wenyao was like a firecracker, subconsciously about to have a few words with Yu Ye, he rolled up his sleeves, and was about to use his three-inch tongue to have a good fight. The little peacock, but in the next second, Xiang Kongshan seemed to have eyes behind his back, and pulled his rolled-up sleeves off again.

Ke Wenyao, who was slightly at a loss while holding loose sleeves:?

He was thinking about Brother Xiaoshan being so manly and so intolerable, is he planning to teach this stinky kid himself a lesson, and he passed the words of cheering to his lips, but when he heard Brother Shan speak, his voice was like a fucking ghost with a smile on his face : "Oh, that's it, then I'll wait for your good news."

In an instant, Ke Wenyao was like a robot whose hard drive was accidentally clicked to clear it, his mind was empty, like a scorched goose. After a long while, he finally came back to it, and turned over and over in his mind with one sentence:

Damn it, Xiang Kongshan, listen to what you are saying for yourself?Are you here for the afternoon or to flirt?

Poor Xiao Ke was in a hurry to go to the doctor, and for a moment, he cast his disbelieving gaze on the last person present who did not speak——He Jingle.

talk!Say it!With tears in his eyes, Ke Wenyao clenched his fists: He Jingle!You open your mouth!Don't hide there and make no noise, I know you're at home!

He Jingle lived up to everyone's expectations, and under Ke Wenyao's enigmatic gaze, he finally opened his mouth noblely and glamorously, only to hear him say in a seemingly empathetic but eccentric way: "We're all living together, so why bother about such a trivial matter? Look at the two first girls in the liberal arts class, drinking milk tea together after school every day."

After finishing speaking, he was still not satisfied, so following the words on the official account, he said sonorously: "If you can't pass it, don't pass it! One exam is like this. It's true that the husband and wife are like birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes!"

Xiang Kongshan & Yu Yehao:?

Ke Wenyao: ...

Ke Wenyao wiped his sweat: "Well... this sentence doesn't seem to be used like this..."

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He Jingle recited this passage a hundred times, and he didn't work so hard in school. At this moment, seeing the stunned faces of the rest of the people, he thought triumphantly: It must be you, Brother He.

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So, at the end of the day, in the cold autumn wind, only Ke Wenyao was left thinking:

It turns out that everyone is mentally ill.

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