In an instant, many thoughts flashed through Yan Yu's mind.
—Widowed at such a young age?so poor.
—He even got married!how so……
——What kind of person is he looking at?How does it compare with Yan Yu?
"This Le Qinian, has he ever been married or widowed?" He asked the casting director in disbelief.
The assistant director was also at a loss. "I've never heard of it! But many celebrities are secretly married, and they are afraid of losing fans..." Seeing that Yan Yu's face was getting more and more uncomfortable, he hurriedly changed his words, "Maybe it's a typo, I, I'll ask again !"
At this time, Tang Yucheng was listening to Bai Sheng dancing and dancing in the Japanese grocery store, telling him about his experiences in Switzerland when his cell phone rang suddenly.Tang Yucheng answered the phone for a while, then burst out laughing, put down the phone and asked Le Qinian: "Did you fill in your personal information incorrectly? Why did you fill in a widow?"
Bai Sheng laughed so hard that he spit out the beer. "Hahaha, you're too careless, my Nianbao!"
Le Qinian swallowed a piece of salmon and held sushi in his hand, and said calmly, "That's right."
The smiles froze on the faces of Tang Yucheng and Bai Sheng.
The dining table, which was bustling just now, suddenly became embarrassingly quiet.Tang Yucheng desperately winked at Bai Sheng, asking him to tell a joke to ease the atmosphere.Bai Sheng turned a blind eye and just lowered his head and used his toes to create skyscrapers.
After a while, Tang Yucheng asked, "Why have I never heard of you getting married?"
Le Qinian swallowed another eel hand. "Brother Tang never asked."
"When did it end?"
Le Qinian thought for a while: "Not long ago."
Not long ago, about 700 years or so.
It had to be traced back to when he was just born in the womb.His father was originally a senior member of the court, but was moved to Lingnan by the left because of defeat in the court political struggle.The family traveled to Yingling, where they met Dilong and turned over.He thought that the whole family would die here, but he inadvertently awakened the sleeping ghost for thousands of years.
The ghost agreed to save the young and old Le family, but proposed a strange condition: the newborn child of Le family had a special birthday, and it was a perfect match for him, so a marriage contract must be made.In order to save their lives, the Le family naturally agreed. After escaping from birth, they couldn't help regretting: How could anyone betroth a child to a ghost?But that fierce ghost has high mana and power, how can they compete with mere mortals?
After thinking about it, Le father and mother entrusted the newly born Le Qinian to Xuanqingguan, hoping to use the Taoist heavenly power to frighten the ghost.
When Le Qi was 16 years old, a ghost came to the door as promised.The master set up nine major formations inside and outside Xuanqing Temple, and guided the heavenly thunder to protect him, fully thinking that he would be able to smash the ghost to death.Unexpectedly, the formation was easily torn apart, and the monstrous cloudy energy turned into a puff of black smoke, surrounding Xuanqing Guan.
Le Qinian reckoned that he was not the opponent of that ghost, so he simply became a hero who knew the current affairs: "It is not impossible to marry you, but I am still young, can I consummate the house in a few years?"
Li Gui was easy to talk, and didn't make things difficult for Xuan Qingguan anymore, but just left a poke on Le Qinian.Since then, it has followed like a shadow, lurking beside Le Qinian all the time.
Later, the master passed away, and Le Qinian took his younger brother to travel down the mountain.Whenever the two are in danger, the ghosts will show up and fight side by side.Over time, Le Qinian developed a sense of camaraderie towards himself, the ghost daughter-in-law: Apart from the fact that her face was too dark to see clearly, the ghost daughter-in-law seemed to have nothing wrong with her, and she could help him fight, so caring.
After he came to this era, the ghost daughter-in-law disappeared. There may have been too many changes in the past 700 years. Maybe it thought it was a widow and remarried;
Tang Yucheng spoke cautiously, for fear of irritating the young man opposite: "Well, I don't mean to offend, can I ask, when did your partner die?"
"...I don't know."
"Ah?" Tang Yucheng yelled strangely, "Why don't you even know when your wife died?"
Le Qinian replied sincerely: "Pindao married a ghost in the dark, and it is really unclear when that ghost died."
Now there is only one voice echoing in Tang Yucheng's heart: It's over, the child is crazy...
Le Qinian looked at him in confusion: "Shouldn't it be filled in like this? In fact, Pindao also hesitated between 'married' and 'widowed', but after thinking about it, ghosts are dead, so it should be 'widowed', right? "
"Is that how widows are used?!" Bai Sheng couldn't help complaining.
Tang Yucheng raised his forehead, thinking that you can't even make complaints about the idea!Does the problem lie in "marrying a ghost is married or widowed"?Obviously it's about "How can a living person marry a ghost" okay!
He knew that Le Qinian liked to engage in "feudal superstitions", but he didn't expect that he even had ghost marriages... How can I save you, my Nian Bao!
I heard that many children will fantasize about a good friend for themselves because of loneliness.Tang Yucheng felt that Le Qinian's situation should be similar.He was suppressed badly in Chuanjue before, and he was depressed, so he imagined a beautiful and considerate wife for himself.
Now that his career has improved, he no longer needs this fantasy wife, so in his worldview, the wife dies and becomes a ghost.
Tang Yucheng slapped his thigh, that's right, it must be so, he is so smart, he is simply a master of psychology!
For someone like Le Qinian, even if you tell him "your wife doesn't exist", he won't accept it.To make him give up this idea, he can only find another way, defeating magic with magic!
Tang Yucheng thought for a moment, then asked: "Xiao Le, let me ask you, have you and your ghost daughter-in-law obtained a certificate at the Civil Affairs Bureau?"
Le Qinian was taken aback: "There really isn't one." Where did the Civil Affairs Bureau come from 700 years ago?
Tang Yucheng gained some confidence, and asked again: "Then do you constitute a de facto marriage?"
"What is a de facto marriage?" Le Qinian humbly asked for advice.
"Even though you didn't get the certificate, but you lived together as husband and wife, people around you thought you were husband and wife."
Le Qinian was startled again: "That's not true either."
The ghost daughter-in-law didn't follow him to this era, and the neighbors certainly didn't know that he was married.
"There is neither a certificate nor a de facto marriage, so you are still single." Tang Yucheng concluded.
Le Qinian suddenly realized.It turns out that the modern law stipulates this way, and the useful knowledge has increased again!
"So that's it, Pindao has been taught." He said.
His ghost wife is not considered a husband and wife in the legal sense, but it doesn't matter, he will never be a heartbreaker, and his ghost wife will always be his spouse in his heart.
"Xiao Le, can you speak normally?" Tang Yucheng said.
"Is there something abnormal about Pindao's speech?" Le Qinian was a little panicked.
"First of all, this self-proclaimed 'Poverty' is very abnormal! It's fine if you say so in private, but don't do it during the audition. If Yan Yu is annoyed, the consequences will be disastrous!"
Le Qinian didn't speak in this way on purpose, it's an old habit that dies hard.But brother Tang is also reasonable, he does seem out of place with the people around him.If it comes, it will be fine. Sooner or later, he will have to change his way of speaking.
"Poor... I know."
Tang Yucheng nodded in satisfaction, and asked Le Qinian to change the information and resend it to the crew.
After eating and drinking, Tang Yucheng went to pay the bill.When he saw the bill, his stomach writhed like a towel.This Le Qi Nian is too edible, right?Is the starving ghost reincarnated?
Bai Sheng made an excuse to ask Le Qinian to help him, and walked away with Le Qinian shoulder to shoulder.
Bai Sheng's view on Le Qinian's "widowhood" is different from that of his agent.He didn't think that ghost daughter-in-law was an imaginary paper man's wife.He had heard that some celebrities in the entertainment industry raised little ghosts, and Le Qinian's ghost wife should be similar to raising little ghosts, right?
As expected of a master of metaphysics, the little ghosts he raises are also different from ordinary people.
"Well, Xiao Le, can I ask you to pray for the new year?" Bai Shengshen said mysteriously, "Do you really have that ability? Can you teach me? I am born with a light horoscope, and I often see unclean things. Something, I want to learn some spells to protect myself. Look..."
Le Qinian asked: "What is your date of birth, I will do the math for you."
Bai Sheng immediately reported the truth.
Le Qinian converted the dates in the Gregorian calendar into celestial stems and earthly branches, and made a simple deduction, and found that... Bai Sheng's horoscope is not light at all, on the contrary, it is still a very auspicious day.
The reason why this guy thinks he often sees ghosts is entirely because he is suspicious.Contrary to Tang Yucheng, a materialistic steel warrior, Bai Sheng is more superstitious, and whenever he encounters strange phenomena, he will automatically explain them with ghosts and gods.
It's not that Le Qinian has never seen this kind of person.In fact, among those who come to test characters and tell fortunes, such people are more common.It doesn't work to tell them the truth, I can only follow their wishes and give some advice.
"Your horoscope is indeed..." Le Qinian hesitated to speak, "but don't worry, I will give you a few amulets to keep you safe."
After speaking, he took out a few talismans, and instructed Bai Sheng where to post them at home, and which talisman to carry with him at ordinary times.Bai Sheng was overjoyed to accept it, and when he looked at Le Qinian again, his eyes were full of admiration, just like a little Taoist boy meeting San Qing descending to the mortal world.
"Qinian, how much should I give you?"
Le Qinian waved his hand: "Take it, I won't charge you."
"How can I do that! Good brother, I will never take advantage of you!" Bai Sheng patted Le Qinian on the shoulder vigorously.
... You are clearly taking advantage of it.
"How about it," Bai Sheng said, "Last time I invited a feng shui master to my house to see feng shui, and it cost [-] yuan. I want to give you nothing less than him. What do you think?"
Le Qinian stopped and stared at Bai Sheng in horror.
He did fortune-telling and fortune-telling for people, and he only charged ten yuan at a time, but the Feng Shui master dared to charge one hundred thousand!
"... Are the prices like this now?" He asked softly.Is it a little too high?
"Of course not." Bai Sheng said.
Le Qinian heaved a sigh of relief.It seems that the lions open their mouths are very few people...
Bai Sheng went on to say: "This price is considered low. Then the master usually charges this amount!" He held up three fingers, "I entrusted the relationship, so he gave me the friendship price... What's wrong with you, Qi Nian? Are you Do you think it’s less? Hey, I’m just saying it casually, or you can tell me the amount, I will never bargain.”
As if struck by lightning, Le Qinian repeated in a daze: "One hundred thousand... one hundred thousand..."
There is only one thought left in his head now:
Oh, I'm at a loss!
—Widowed at such a young age?so poor.
—He even got married!how so……
——What kind of person is he looking at?How does it compare with Yan Yu?
"This Le Qinian, has he ever been married or widowed?" He asked the casting director in disbelief.
The assistant director was also at a loss. "I've never heard of it! But many celebrities are secretly married, and they are afraid of losing fans..." Seeing that Yan Yu's face was getting more and more uncomfortable, he hurriedly changed his words, "Maybe it's a typo, I, I'll ask again !"
At this time, Tang Yucheng was listening to Bai Sheng dancing and dancing in the Japanese grocery store, telling him about his experiences in Switzerland when his cell phone rang suddenly.Tang Yucheng answered the phone for a while, then burst out laughing, put down the phone and asked Le Qinian: "Did you fill in your personal information incorrectly? Why did you fill in a widow?"
Bai Sheng laughed so hard that he spit out the beer. "Hahaha, you're too careless, my Nianbao!"
Le Qinian swallowed a piece of salmon and held sushi in his hand, and said calmly, "That's right."
The smiles froze on the faces of Tang Yucheng and Bai Sheng.
The dining table, which was bustling just now, suddenly became embarrassingly quiet.Tang Yucheng desperately winked at Bai Sheng, asking him to tell a joke to ease the atmosphere.Bai Sheng turned a blind eye and just lowered his head and used his toes to create skyscrapers.
After a while, Tang Yucheng asked, "Why have I never heard of you getting married?"
Le Qinian swallowed another eel hand. "Brother Tang never asked."
"When did it end?"
Le Qinian thought for a while: "Not long ago."
Not long ago, about 700 years or so.
It had to be traced back to when he was just born in the womb.His father was originally a senior member of the court, but was moved to Lingnan by the left because of defeat in the court political struggle.The family traveled to Yingling, where they met Dilong and turned over.He thought that the whole family would die here, but he inadvertently awakened the sleeping ghost for thousands of years.
The ghost agreed to save the young and old Le family, but proposed a strange condition: the newborn child of Le family had a special birthday, and it was a perfect match for him, so a marriage contract must be made.In order to save their lives, the Le family naturally agreed. After escaping from birth, they couldn't help regretting: How could anyone betroth a child to a ghost?But that fierce ghost has high mana and power, how can they compete with mere mortals?
After thinking about it, Le father and mother entrusted the newly born Le Qinian to Xuanqingguan, hoping to use the Taoist heavenly power to frighten the ghost.
When Le Qi was 16 years old, a ghost came to the door as promised.The master set up nine major formations inside and outside Xuanqing Temple, and guided the heavenly thunder to protect him, fully thinking that he would be able to smash the ghost to death.Unexpectedly, the formation was easily torn apart, and the monstrous cloudy energy turned into a puff of black smoke, surrounding Xuanqing Guan.
Le Qinian reckoned that he was not the opponent of that ghost, so he simply became a hero who knew the current affairs: "It is not impossible to marry you, but I am still young, can I consummate the house in a few years?"
Li Gui was easy to talk, and didn't make things difficult for Xuan Qingguan anymore, but just left a poke on Le Qinian.Since then, it has followed like a shadow, lurking beside Le Qinian all the time.
Later, the master passed away, and Le Qinian took his younger brother to travel down the mountain.Whenever the two are in danger, the ghosts will show up and fight side by side.Over time, Le Qinian developed a sense of camaraderie towards himself, the ghost daughter-in-law: Apart from the fact that her face was too dark to see clearly, the ghost daughter-in-law seemed to have nothing wrong with her, and she could help him fight, so caring.
After he came to this era, the ghost daughter-in-law disappeared. There may have been too many changes in the past 700 years. Maybe it thought it was a widow and remarried;
Tang Yucheng spoke cautiously, for fear of irritating the young man opposite: "Well, I don't mean to offend, can I ask, when did your partner die?"
"...I don't know."
"Ah?" Tang Yucheng yelled strangely, "Why don't you even know when your wife died?"
Le Qinian replied sincerely: "Pindao married a ghost in the dark, and it is really unclear when that ghost died."
Now there is only one voice echoing in Tang Yucheng's heart: It's over, the child is crazy...
Le Qinian looked at him in confusion: "Shouldn't it be filled in like this? In fact, Pindao also hesitated between 'married' and 'widowed', but after thinking about it, ghosts are dead, so it should be 'widowed', right? "
"Is that how widows are used?!" Bai Sheng couldn't help complaining.
Tang Yucheng raised his forehead, thinking that you can't even make complaints about the idea!Does the problem lie in "marrying a ghost is married or widowed"?Obviously it's about "How can a living person marry a ghost" okay!
He knew that Le Qinian liked to engage in "feudal superstitions", but he didn't expect that he even had ghost marriages... How can I save you, my Nian Bao!
I heard that many children will fantasize about a good friend for themselves because of loneliness.Tang Yucheng felt that Le Qinian's situation should be similar.He was suppressed badly in Chuanjue before, and he was depressed, so he imagined a beautiful and considerate wife for himself.
Now that his career has improved, he no longer needs this fantasy wife, so in his worldview, the wife dies and becomes a ghost.
Tang Yucheng slapped his thigh, that's right, it must be so, he is so smart, he is simply a master of psychology!
For someone like Le Qinian, even if you tell him "your wife doesn't exist", he won't accept it.To make him give up this idea, he can only find another way, defeating magic with magic!
Tang Yucheng thought for a moment, then asked: "Xiao Le, let me ask you, have you and your ghost daughter-in-law obtained a certificate at the Civil Affairs Bureau?"
Le Qinian was taken aback: "There really isn't one." Where did the Civil Affairs Bureau come from 700 years ago?
Tang Yucheng gained some confidence, and asked again: "Then do you constitute a de facto marriage?"
"What is a de facto marriage?" Le Qinian humbly asked for advice.
"Even though you didn't get the certificate, but you lived together as husband and wife, people around you thought you were husband and wife."
Le Qinian was startled again: "That's not true either."
The ghost daughter-in-law didn't follow him to this era, and the neighbors certainly didn't know that he was married.
"There is neither a certificate nor a de facto marriage, so you are still single." Tang Yucheng concluded.
Le Qinian suddenly realized.It turns out that the modern law stipulates this way, and the useful knowledge has increased again!
"So that's it, Pindao has been taught." He said.
His ghost wife is not considered a husband and wife in the legal sense, but it doesn't matter, he will never be a heartbreaker, and his ghost wife will always be his spouse in his heart.
"Xiao Le, can you speak normally?" Tang Yucheng said.
"Is there something abnormal about Pindao's speech?" Le Qinian was a little panicked.
"First of all, this self-proclaimed 'Poverty' is very abnormal! It's fine if you say so in private, but don't do it during the audition. If Yan Yu is annoyed, the consequences will be disastrous!"
Le Qinian didn't speak in this way on purpose, it's an old habit that dies hard.But brother Tang is also reasonable, he does seem out of place with the people around him.If it comes, it will be fine. Sooner or later, he will have to change his way of speaking.
"Poor... I know."
Tang Yucheng nodded in satisfaction, and asked Le Qinian to change the information and resend it to the crew.
After eating and drinking, Tang Yucheng went to pay the bill.When he saw the bill, his stomach writhed like a towel.This Le Qi Nian is too edible, right?Is the starving ghost reincarnated?
Bai Sheng made an excuse to ask Le Qinian to help him, and walked away with Le Qinian shoulder to shoulder.
Bai Sheng's view on Le Qinian's "widowhood" is different from that of his agent.He didn't think that ghost daughter-in-law was an imaginary paper man's wife.He had heard that some celebrities in the entertainment industry raised little ghosts, and Le Qinian's ghost wife should be similar to raising little ghosts, right?
As expected of a master of metaphysics, the little ghosts he raises are also different from ordinary people.
"Well, Xiao Le, can I ask you to pray for the new year?" Bai Shengshen said mysteriously, "Do you really have that ability? Can you teach me? I am born with a light horoscope, and I often see unclean things. Something, I want to learn some spells to protect myself. Look..."
Le Qinian asked: "What is your date of birth, I will do the math for you."
Bai Sheng immediately reported the truth.
Le Qinian converted the dates in the Gregorian calendar into celestial stems and earthly branches, and made a simple deduction, and found that... Bai Sheng's horoscope is not light at all, on the contrary, it is still a very auspicious day.
The reason why this guy thinks he often sees ghosts is entirely because he is suspicious.Contrary to Tang Yucheng, a materialistic steel warrior, Bai Sheng is more superstitious, and whenever he encounters strange phenomena, he will automatically explain them with ghosts and gods.
It's not that Le Qinian has never seen this kind of person.In fact, among those who come to test characters and tell fortunes, such people are more common.It doesn't work to tell them the truth, I can only follow their wishes and give some advice.
"Your horoscope is indeed..." Le Qinian hesitated to speak, "but don't worry, I will give you a few amulets to keep you safe."
After speaking, he took out a few talismans, and instructed Bai Sheng where to post them at home, and which talisman to carry with him at ordinary times.Bai Sheng was overjoyed to accept it, and when he looked at Le Qinian again, his eyes were full of admiration, just like a little Taoist boy meeting San Qing descending to the mortal world.
"Qinian, how much should I give you?"
Le Qinian waved his hand: "Take it, I won't charge you."
"How can I do that! Good brother, I will never take advantage of you!" Bai Sheng patted Le Qinian on the shoulder vigorously.
... You are clearly taking advantage of it.
"How about it," Bai Sheng said, "Last time I invited a feng shui master to my house to see feng shui, and it cost [-] yuan. I want to give you nothing less than him. What do you think?"
Le Qinian stopped and stared at Bai Sheng in horror.
He did fortune-telling and fortune-telling for people, and he only charged ten yuan at a time, but the Feng Shui master dared to charge one hundred thousand!
"... Are the prices like this now?" He asked softly.Is it a little too high?
"Of course not." Bai Sheng said.
Le Qinian heaved a sigh of relief.It seems that the lions open their mouths are very few people...
Bai Sheng went on to say: "This price is considered low. Then the master usually charges this amount!" He held up three fingers, "I entrusted the relationship, so he gave me the friendship price... What's wrong with you, Qi Nian? Are you Do you think it’s less? Hey, I’m just saying it casually, or you can tell me the amount, I will never bargain.”
As if struck by lightning, Le Qinian repeated in a daze: "One hundred thousand... one hundred thousand..."
There is only one thought left in his head now:
Oh, I'm at a loss!
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