After participating in the metaphysical variety show, I exploded

Le Qinian was knocked back several steps by Zhang Chang's iron head attack, touched his aching chest, and forced out a painful smile.

"You, hello."

"I'm sorry Brother Le!" Zhang Chang hurriedly stepped forward to help Le Qinian.

Le Qinian immediately covered his chest and hid aside, waving his hands to show that there is no need to trouble.Let this iron-headed boy get close to him again, God knows what will happen...

Tang Yucheng was sitting behind his desk, holding a transparent thermos cup filled with goji berries like a veteran cadre.

Recently, Chenxi Entertainment has been influenced by Kang Chen, everyone has started to maintain their health, either doing Tai Chi or drinking wolfberry.Tang Yucheng complained at first, how could such an artist management company become like an activity center for veteran cadres?As a result, a few days later, he started searching the Internet for "how to soak wolfberry"...

He leisurely took a sip of wolfberry tea and said, "Zhang Chang, you will follow Xiaole from now on. The most important thing about being an assistant is to be diligent and smart. To help the artist with chores so that the artist can focus on his career, this is you This is not just a babysitter, but an opportunity to learn. You have to observe more about how artists usually act and treat people, learn more knowledge and rules in the circle, communicate more with people in the circle, and accumulate experience and connections."

"Yes!" Zhang Chang saluted crookedly.

"Xiao Le, don't get complacent when you have an assistant. Don't be like those big-name and put on airs artists who order assistants around. Assistants are not your slaves. If you are arrogant and step on others, one day there will be retribution on myself."

Le Qinian looked at Tang Yucheng with indescribable eyes.I haven't seen you for a few days, why did Brother Tang even speak so old-fashioned?

"Brother Tang, you seem to have aged dozens of years overnight." He said seriously.

Tang Yucheng gave him a sharp look.I said in my heart, isn't it all your kid's fault?

Every time he watched Le Qi Nian's program, Tang Yucheng was so frightened that he almost lost his life.Other artists participate in reality shows to make money and gain popularity, while Le Qinian participates in reality shows to earn other people's lives.

Especially the last issue.When Tang Yucheng first heard the theme of "investigating the supernatural events in the villa", Tang Yucheng felt faintly uncomfortable.Iron materialist warriors naturally do not believe that there are undead wandering in the villa, nor do they think that the supernatural events in the villa are some kind of phenomenon.His idea is extremely simple - the construction technology in the 0s is not as advanced as it is now, the villa is entirely possible to be a tofu project, and if it encounters natural disasters such as earthquakes and landslides, it will be strange if it does not shake.All weird events are caused by natural factors.

This can also explain why the villa eventually collapsed.Well, it's a miracle that the bean curd dregs project can be sustained until now, so we can't demand so much.It's better to pour it down, and cover it with a new one once and for all.

What Tang Yucheng was afraid of was that Le Qinian would encounter an accident in a natural disaster.Man is known as the conqueror of nature, but it is like ignorant children daring to declare war on adults.Human beings are insignificant in front of nature.In case Le Qinian encounters a natural disaster while filming the show, and if something goes wrong, Tang Yucheng might as well take the blame and resign.After all, he was the one who recruited Le Qinian to participate in "Who is the Shaman King".Who would have thought that this show would be more unreliable with each episode?

But as the saying goes, it is a blessing in disguise.Although Le Qinian suffered a lot in the show, he also did a lot of good deeds by accident, and won many pennants and awards.Other artists only get performance awards, but Le Qinian gets the most awards for being brave... I always feel that his stardom is getting more and more crooked...

"Xiao Le, it's a great achievement for you to recover the gold from the '4 Robbery Case' this time. The Fengshan County police will send you, Jun Xiuyan, and Vincenzo a pennant, plus a bonus." Tang Yucheng said, "Of course, the bonus is not much. It's not as much as you earn from accepting advertisements. That's what it means. The most important thing is the reward itself. This Friday, a commendation ceremony will be held at Xunxing Video headquarters, and I will send Zhang Chang the itinerary. "As he spoke, he winked at Zhang Chang, "You need to prepare an award-winning speech, the theme of which is punishing evil and promoting good, acting bravely and so on. Can you write it? If not, I will ask someone to write a copy for you. , you take it back and memorize it by heart."

"No problem." Le Qinian gave a thumbs up.

He certainly can't write an award speech.To be honest, he didn't even know the format of the speech.But it doesn't matter, someone will write it!Didn't he happen to have a wonderful writer by his side?

Altman shivered in Le Qinian's bag, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Brother Le, I also watched the show. Is that show real? Are there really ghosts?" Zhang Chang looked like a curious baby.

Le Qinian nodded.Zhang Chang was overjoyed, his expression was like a little fan meeting his idol.

"Brother Bai Sheng really didn't lie to me!"

"You know Bai Sheng?" Le Qinian was a little surprised.

"It was Bai Sheng who introduced him to be an assistant." Tang Yucheng interrupted, "The company doesn't have enough manpower, so we can only recruit people from outside. After Bai Sheng heard about it, he recommended Zhang Chang."

"Are you Bai Sheng's...friend?" Le Qinian asked.

"I'm Brother Bai Sheng's junior! We both went to the same university. However, Brother Bai Sheng had already graduated when I entered school." Zhang Chang said, "Then we happened to be on the same plane one time, and we just chatted. Know that we are actually alumni."

"It was the time when Bai Sheng went skiing in Switzerland and broke his leg," Tang Yucheng added.

Le Qinian still had a fresh memory of that incident.If Bai Sheng hadn't been injured, Tang Yucheng wouldn't have found someone to replace him in "Who Is the Shaman King". Le Qinian might still be telling fortunes under the flyover to make a living.

"I've always yearned for the entertainment industry!" Zhang Chang said happily, as if he didn't come to work, but to enjoy the rewards. "But with my appearance, it's definitely not possible to be a star. So I want to develop in the direction of an agent. It happened that Chenxi Media was recruiting people, so I asked Brother Bai Sheng to introduce me for an interview."

He scratched his head, "At first I thought I could be an assistant to Brother Bai Sheng—I definitely don't have any objections to Brother Le!" He added, "I just know Brother Bai Sheng better!"

"Bring it down. The two of you together will be a husky walking a Samoyed, and you will be on top of a demolition team." Tang Yucheng complained, "From now on, you will follow Xiaole and study hard. Don't take others to do extreme sports all day long."

He turned to Le Qinian and said earnestly, "No extreme sports! No skiing, no ice skating, no bungee jumping, no flying a glider..." He listed more than a dozen extreme sports, many of which Le Qinian had never heard of. "...Finally, no electric donkeys are allowed."

"Why!" Le Qinian screamed strangely.

Where did his little eDonkey provoke Tang Yucheng?

"Unsafe. Unsafe in every sense." Tang Yucheng pouted, "The company has provided you with a car."

"I have a car." Le Qinian continued to protest for the little eDonkey.

"You don't call a car." Tang Yucheng said coldly, "I've never seen a celebrity riding an e-Donkey on the street. If it spreads out, people will think that our company mistreats artists. From now on, you must not ride less than four wheels. One. Zhang Chang, can you drive?" He turned to the assistant.

"I'm an old driver!" Zhang Chang gave a thumbs up with a look of Xuele Qinian.

"That's good. You pay attention to Xiao Le's itinerary, and pick him up on time."

Le Qinian's protest was ineffective, so he could only obey Tang Yucheng puffing his cheeks, thinking that it would be a big deal to install two training wheels on the eDonkey, and then there would be four wheels. Brother Tang has nothing to say, right?

The company provided Le Qinian with a nanny car, which has excellent privacy and is considered standard equipment for domestic artists.Le Qinian and Zhang Chang worked together to move the small eDonkey into the trunk, and carried the eDonkey back to Yan Yu's house.

As soon as Le Qinian got in the car, he slapped an anti-motion sickness symbol on his forehead, and he slumped on the passenger seat like a zombie.Zhang Chang glanced at him, then immediately turned his head as if struck by lightning, and stared straight ahead, as if looking at him too much would cause a needle's eye.

"Brother Le, do you like skiing?" Zhang Chang asked while lighting the fire, "How about we ask Brother Bai Sheng to go play together another day? I know there is a good artificial ski resort."

"Brother Tang said that dangerous sports are not allowed."

"Hey, let's play our game, just don't let him know." Zhang Chang said in a nonchalant tone, "Skiing is always exciting! Brother Bai Sheng praises you all the time, and I'm still waiting for you Show off your prowess on the ski slopes!"

"Fake. There is no such thing as flying into the sky." Le Qi said lightly, "Young people must believe in science."

"But you are so accurate every time in "Who is Shaman King"!" Zhang Chang sighed, "It is said on the Internet that you are a little Taoist Conan, and murders happen wherever you go. Hey Brother Le, are you right? Can you really figure out what other people have done in the past with just a pinch of your fingers?"

"It's fake. It's all a script." Le Qinian continued to fool around.

"Oh..." Zhang Chang retracted into the driver's seat.

Le Qinian glanced at Zhang Chang through the gap between the talisman papers.Although his tone was disappointed, there was a hint of luck in his eyes.

Speaking of skiing, Le Qinian remembered Bai Sheng's skiing accident.

From the first time he saw Bai Sheng, he felt strange.

Bai Sheng's face is smooth and stable, which is a blessing. The only flaw is that the roots of the mountain are dark, and the Palace of Illness is flawed, which is a sign of injury.The cheeks to the lower jaw are quite thin, and the slave palace is weak, so it is difficult to win the support of colleagues and subordinates.

Just looking at his appearance, Le Qinian only thinks that although Bai Sheng is loyal and likes to make friends, from another perspective, the larger the social circle, the easier it is to make friends carelessly.After all, the bigger the forest, the more strange birds will appear.

But when he saw Zhang Chang today, he vaguely felt that something was wrong.

Zhang Chang is young, but his outfit is full of famous brands, and his pair of sneakers is a limited edition endorsed by a certain basketball star.If he went to the streets with Le Qinian, passers-by might think that he is a big star in his luxurious clothes, and the simple Le Qinian is his assistant.

However, from appearance, Zhang Chang's Wealth Palace is not good.Narrow nose and thin flesh, poor wealth luck, exposed nostrils, not easy to keep money, and people are used to extravagance and extravagance.Red nose, easy to provoke criminal lawsuits.

To put it bluntly, he is just a young man who spends money lavishly and doesn't know how to increase income and reduce expenditure. He may have borrowed an online loan, and he is repeatedly testing the edge of the list of dishonest people every day.

Does such a young man have the money to travel and ski in Switzerland?Do you have the money to buy that luxury item?

In addition, Bai Sheng, who has a face of "making friends carelessly", "just happened" to meet Zhang Chang, "just happened" to break his leg while skiing, and "just happened" to miss "Who is Shaman King"...

So many "coincidences" superimposed together, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a mere coincidence.

If Zhang Chang really had any connection with Bai Sheng's "accident", it would be an intentional injury.Best to leave it to the police.But it is impossible for the police to invite Zhang Chang to drink tea because of Le Qinian's one-sided remarks.He couldn't say that Zhang Chang's intentions were not right because he relied on fortune-telling, could he?There must be enough solid evidence in hand.

Zhang Chang encouraged Le Qinian to go skiing all the way.Le Qinian could only pretend to be asleep in order to get away with it.

Arriving at the door of Yan Yu's house, Zhang Chang looked at the luxurious Nordic-style house and grunted with envy and hatred.

"Brother Le, do you really live with director Yan Yu? I thought it was all made up by fans."

Le Qinian responded casually, and secretly stuffed his bag into the gap of the seat. After confirming that he could not see the location of the bag from Zhang Chang's perspective, he turned his head and smiled: "You can go back today. I have to ask you in the future." La."

"Brother Le, you are too polite, I should do everything!" Zhang Chang patted his chest and said.

Ultraman in the bag had an inexplicable sense of foreboding.

Why did Xiao Le put down the bag?Don't take it home?Hey Xiaole, why did you get off the car directly?Xiaole, keep your eyes open to see that your things are in the car!Assistant student, don't rush to drive, don't you see a bag here?little--music--

Le Qinian didn't know the turbulent waves in Altman's heart, stood on the side of the road and kept waving at Zhang Changchang until the nanny car disappeared from sight, then turned and walked into the villa.

Butler Li stood at the door to welcome Le Qinian as usual, and reached out to take his bag, but found that Le Qinian returned empty-handed.

"Mr. Le, where is your bag?"

"I forgot to get in the car." Le Qinian said lightly.

"That's terrible. Call him back before he goes far away."

Le Qinian waved his hand, saying that there is no need to be so troublesome.He went upstairs humming a song, changed his clothes, and went to the kitchen for a snack.

Guessing that it would be too late for Zhang Chang to come back to return the bag, he slowly dialed Zhang Chang's cell phone.

"Hey, Zhang Chang, it's me. Can you see if I left a bag in the car?"

He happily walked upstairs with a whole plate of buttered waffles in his hand.

When he arrived in the bedroom, Zhang Chang just found the bag he had missed from the gap in the seat.

"I found Brother Le!" he said, "Do you want me to send you back?"

"No, no, no. You've worked hard today, how dare you make an extra trip? Anyway, there are no valuables in the bag, so you can keep it for me first, and return it to me when we meet next time."

Zhang Chang also thought it would be troublesome to make an extra trip, and what Le Qinian said was exactly what he wanted.

As an assistant, he should obey the artist's request, but this job is not something he wants to do sincerely, but he is forced to do it helplessly.So he fished as much as he could.

He opened the bag and took a look.There was no cash phone in the bag, just a cheap-looking Ultraman toy.

He picked up the Ultraman and stared at the yellow eyes of the opponent.

"Why does Brother Le carry an Ultraman with him?" he muttered to himself in confusion.

Altman stared at him wordlessly.Altman also wanted to know.

"...the eccentricities of celebrities." Zhang Chang could only attribute the reason to this.

He originally wanted to put the bag in the car directly, but after thinking about it, this is the company's car, and if someone else from the company took the bag, he would not be able to tell.At that time, Le Qinian might fire him directly in a fit of anger, and that would be a complete failure.

So he could only go home with the strange bag and the strange Ultraman.

The bag was thrown on the sofa by him.Altman was also bored inside.

It stared at the boundless darkness, wanted to cry but had no tears.Had he known this, he wouldn't have asked Le Qi Nian to bring him out to let the wind out.This is no release, it is obviously more painful than going to jail!What made it sad the most was Le Qinian's sentence "Anyway, there are no valuables in the bag".Doesn't it count as a valuable?woo woo woo...

Xiao Le is not such a careless person, why did he leave it in the car?Why don't you ask the assistant to send it back?

Altman frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.

Xiao Le might have left it in the car on purpose in order for Zhang Chang to take it home.Zhang Chang will never doubt its identity, so it can move freely while Zhang Chang is asleep or going out.

This wave, this wave is called the Ultraman Trojan Horse Plan!

Although it is not clear what plan Xiao Le has, but as long as Zhang Chang falls asleep and contacts Xiao Le, he will understand everything.

Ultraman can't show his flaws in front of outsiders, so he can only maintain a motionless posture and pretend to be a toy.

Until late at night, after Zhang Chang fell asleep, a sneaky Ultraman's head popped out of the bag.