After participating in the metaphysical variety show, I exploded

After speaking, he asked Steward Li to move the camera, intending to record the whole performance of Le Qinian.

Le Qinian wrinkled his entire face: "Do you really want to practice with it?"

"Otherwise? Do you want to practice with me? Or with Lao Li?" Yan Yu asked.

Le Qinian looked at Yan Yu with a sad face.The rice in the entertainment industry is really not that easy to eat.He suddenly began to miss "Who is Shaman King".He would rather hit ten undead than practice poking his mouth with Miss Anna.

He lifted Miss Anna's upper body, and tried very hard to get close to its mouth.But he and Miss Anna seem to be the poles of a magnet, and they are repelled by some invisible force.

wrong!There is no power, it is he who cannot overcome his own psychological barriers!

Think of Bai Sheng!Bai Sheng used to jump over muddy ponds for acting, what's the point of kissing a plastic mannequin?All these hardships are dedicated to art!No pain No gain!

Besides, the technique of kissing is probably the same as driving a car. Once you learn it, you will never forget it, right?In the future, he may act in similar plots, so there is no harm in learning it first.As the saying goes, too many skills don't overwhelm you!

Yan Yu rested his chin, and began to impatiently tap the armrest of the wheelchair with his fingers.

He thought that Le Qinian would face the dummy better than the real person, but he was wrong.How wrong he was.

"Okay, stop now." Yan Yu said.

Le Qinian felt amnesty and let Miss Anna go.

Yan Yu took down the camera, asked Li Butler to bring a laptop, quickly imported the video, edited it briefly with video post-processing software, added a few filters, added a piece of BGM, and then turned the screen to Le Qinian.

"See for yourself what it looks like."

Le Qinian leaned in front of the screen.In the gloomy and gloomy picture, a handsome young man held up the blonde girl's head with a smirk, and opened his bloody mouth wide.

"...Like a zombie trying to bite Miss Anna's face." Le Qinian replied sadly.

Yan Yu closed the notebook. "You're really talented in horror movies."

For ordinary actors, the more emotional the scene, the more difficult it should be.An excellent actor can use a look, a smile, or a small movement to make the audience feel creepy.During the audition scene, the test is the courage and pressure of the actors.Le Qinian passed the examination perfectly.His dark and terrifying smile at that time was simply the perfect candidate for Lu Ci in Yan Yu's mind.

But how could Yan Yu think that this guy, Le Qinian, simply clicked on the skill tree. He didn't learn the basics of this point, but instead clicked on some sword skills.

"Don't scold Director Yan, you've broken your defenses." Le Qinian wept.

He lowered his head, and a small part of the back of his neck was exposed at the neckline.Yan Yu looked at the fair neck, and suddenly felt an urge to bite it down.

Biting until the young man cried and begged him to let him go.

He collected himself, and brought back these thoughts that should only be sent out when he was alone in the depths of his consciousness.

"Have you never watched romance movies?" He asked.

"Yes..." Le Qinian replied.Not to mention romance movies, he hasn't seen many ordinary movies.After all, after traveling to this era, there is no time to go to the cinema.

"You only like to watch horror movies?" Yan Yu couldn't help being confused.

If exorcising ghosts in reality is also regarded as a kind of horror movie, then it should be?Le Qinian nodded.

Yan Yu raised his forehead: "Forget it, I'll play with you today."

In addition to the gym, his villa also has a home theater.Le Qinian deeply felt what "variation in the world" is.If he wanted to watch a movie, he had to squeeze in front of the computer with Ultraman, and sometimes Ultraman blocked half of the screen.And Yan Yu wanted to watch a movie, so he could sit at home and watch the big screen while eating popcorn.

Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, under the lemon tree...just me.Le Qinian thought sadly.

Yan Yu asked Steward Li to fetch the Blu-ray discs of well-known romance movies from his collection, put them one by one, and specially selected the kiss scene among them, and watched them with Le Qinian.From "Beauty Trap" to "Titanic", while watching it, explain for Le Qinian.

"...This is one of Hitchcock's famous scenes. At that time, because of American film censorship, the kissing time of men and women in the film should not exceed three seconds. In order to circumvent this rule, Hitchcock let the hero and heroine kiss for three seconds. Say a few words, then kiss for three seconds, and kiss like this for more than two minutes..."

When it comes to his professional field, Yan Yu can't stop talking.Le Qinian turned his head and peeked at him while listening.I often hear people say that men have a unique sexiness when they focus on work. Le Qinian doesn't understand what that means, but seeing Yan Yu at this moment, he understands it a little bit ignorantly.

At first, Le Qinian felt a little embarrassed when he saw the hot kiss between the male and female protagonists on the screen.After watching a few discs, I gradually got used to it (or numb it).Looking at a dozen more, he has already started to feel drowsy.As a Taoist priest with a very regular schedule, it was already his bedtime.In the dark cinema, accompanied by Yan Yu's magnetic voice, Le Qinian couldn't help feeling a little drowsy.

Yan Yu, who was concentrating on explaining, suddenly felt his shoulders sink.Turning his head to look, the young man beside him fell on his shoulder, breathing evenly, and had already fallen asleep.

Yan Yu frowned, and said to himself that I brought you here specially to take the pills, but you let me sleep?But when he looked at the time, he realized that it was past midnight.Before they knew it they had been in the home theater for hours.

Taoist priests and immortal cultivators are really different, they still have to sleep at night.

Yan Yu just wanted to wake up the young man, but saw the bright light from the screen reflecting on the young man's profile, outlining his already handsome outline even deeper.Especially those two lips, which are slightly open, like flower buds waiting to be released.

Yan Yu suddenly had a dangerous thought: what would happen if he just kissed her like this?

Separated before the youth wakes up, he may never know who he gave his first kiss to.

Yan Yu lowered his head and moved it to Le Qinian's lips.The warm breath of the young man brushed against his ears like an intoxicating spring breeze.

When there was only a thin line of distance left, Yan Yu stopped.

Falling asleep on his shoulder is a sign of trusting him.Is he going to betray that trust?

For the first time in Yan Yu's life, he experienced what it means to scratch one's heart with a hundred claws.

In the end, he just raised his hand and stroked the young man's lips with his thumb.

Soft to the touch, like a cloud.

Then he patted the opponent's thigh.

Le Qinian kicked his legs and woke up suddenly.

"I'm sorry Director Yan! I fell asleep!"

"It was me who procrastinated too late." Yan Yu felt like a teacher who loves to procrastinate, "It's getting late, do you want to stay overnight? Your family lives far away, and I'm afraid it's too late to go back now. I'll let you Lao Li packed up a guest room and came out."

"Ah?" Le Qinian raised his head.Director Yan should be flattered that he cares so much about his safety, right?But he has a reason why he can't sleep out.

"Not willing?" Yan Yu read his thoughts from the young man's face.Do you think that the news of staying overnight at his house will cause misunderstanding?That's right, the actors stayed overnight at the director's house, and they both went to the set the next day, so it would be strange if there were no suspicious scandals.

Although Yan Yu just wanted to spread rumors with him.

"I appreciate Director Yan's kindness. But I have to go home." Le Qinian said.

"Why? Someone at home is waiting for you?" Yan Yu narrowed his eyes.

"Yes." Le Qinian looked serious.

Yan Yu's hand on the armrest of the wheelchair tightened suddenly. "Who?" He asked coldly.

Didn't Le Qinian say that he doesn't have a girlfriend?Who is waiting for him at home?

"Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, Taiqing Daode Tianzun." Le Qinian said.

A question mark slowly appeared above Yan Yu's head.

Le Qinian explained: "Together they are called the Sanqing, and they are the gods of Taoism. I have to do my homework every morning and evening, and I also offer incense to the shrine. Homework cannot be neglected for a day."

Yan Yu: "..."

Well, I forgot that this guy is a Taoist priest.

Yan Yu suddenly felt a little funny.Le Qinian has repeatedly clarified that he has no lover, but he is always jealous of some illusory and unfounded guesses, isn't it a bit too much?

"Then I'll ask Lao Li to take you back. Report to me that you're safe when you get home." Although it's a pity, that's all Yan Yu can say.

He called Lao Li and asked him to send Le Qinian home.Le Qinian had no idea that his director had such dangerous thoughts towards him, so he left happily.

Yan Yu drove them to the door in a wheelchair, watched Cullinan disappear into the night, and then slowly returned to the gym.

He picked up his laptop, called up the previous video of Le Qinian and Miss Anna, watched it carefully, then pulled back to the beginning and watched it again.

There are still some harvests today.Yan Yu thought to himself.

He went to the study with the video camera in his hand, planning to stay up all night to cut out the video.

At least he won't have to watch "Who is Shaman King" to relieve himself in the future.He has new material.

This is the material... Forget it, he also knows that his xp is strange.

It was early in the morning when he returned to the rented Tongzilou in a luxury car, and Le Qinian was a little thankful that it was dark now, otherwise he would definitely be pointed at by the neighbors, which would be embarrassing.

He bid farewell to Lao Li, went upstairs and returned home.

As soon as he entered the house, Altman couldn't wait to get out of the small bag.

"Yan Yu didn't do anything to you, did he?" It lay on the mouth of the zipper, resting its chin.

While sending a message to Tang Yucheng and Yan Yu to report their safety, Le Qinian said absently, "No, I just watch various romantic movies with him and find out how I feel."

Altman nodded: "Unexpectedly, Yan Yu is quite serious, and he strives for perfection in such a short scene."

As an original author, there is nothing more satisfying than seeing your work being taken seriously.

"But I still didn't learn it in the end." Le Qinian sighed, "So Director Yan had to change the script."

Altman gave a "tsk" sound: "Stand up, Le Daochang! You are an actor! You can't even perform a kiss scene well. What are you going to do if there are boat and fruit scenes in the future?"

Le Qinian was surprised: "Yes, will there be such a scene?!"

"Of course, the compulsory courses for male actors are Quanguo, women's clothing and homosexuality!" Altman said seriously.

But it didn't tell Le Qinian that it was a standard for corrupt actors.Anyway, Le Qinian didn't know anything, so it was funny to be taken aback by it.

Le Qinian touched his lips subconsciously.If Director Yan still cooperates with him in filming in the future, will he also go to Director Yan's house to receive guidance when he encounters some boat drama or fruit drama?

Watching all kinds of restricted-rated movies with Yan Yu in the dark theater, and then...

"What are you smirking at?" Altman asked.

"It's nothing!" Le Qinian hurriedly collected his mind.How could he imagine such a thing, and he was too disrespectful to Director Yan.

He took Ultraman out of the small bag, went to burn incense on the shrine, and started to yawn and make up for evening lessons.

The green smoke in the censer was suddenly turbulent, like the chaotic thoughts of a young man.

"Hey, Director Yan, did you change this scene?" The cameraman was quite confused holding the new shot script.

Yan Yu came back from the romantic country of hair, with a bold style. Kissing scenes have always required actors to be upright, and they never use optical illusions such as borrowing seats to fool the audience.

The original script was written about Lu Ci and Feng Qianhua kissing passionately face to face, but now it has been changed to an excuse.

"Yes." Yan Yu replied briefly.Neither the reasons nor the benefits of doing so are explained.

Yesterday, many people saw that Yan Yu brought Le Qinian home, and they heard that he was going to guide him personally.Of course, no one knows exactly how to guide, but I heard that Yan Yu is good at training actors. According to actors who have been "trained" by him, after Director Yan's guidance, it is as if he has opened up any actor in a martial arts novel. The two veins of governor and governor are the same, and they can understand everything.

So the photographer thought that today's shooting would definitely go smoothly.After all, Director Yan has already made a move.But I didn't expect Yan Yu to change the script as a result of the night...

The cameraman is also Yan Yu's official staff. I have worked with Yan Yu so many times, and this is the first time I have seen him compromise with an actor.

Should it be said that Le Qinian is so inexperienced that even Director Yan is helpless?Or should it be said that Le Qinian is so powerful that he can force Yan Yu to change the script for him?

But since it was the director's intention, the photographer couldn't say anything, so he had to shoot like this.

After removing this kissing scene, Le Qinian and Qiu Li performed better than before.Qiu Li, a well-known acting actress, naturally handles such a small scene with ease.And after Le Qinian didn't have to force himself to act in the kiss scene, his performance became much more natural.

Le Qinian heaved a sigh of relief after successfully finishing the performance.He glanced in Yan Yu's direction, hoping to see Yan Yu's appreciative expression.However, Yan Yu just tilted his head to explain to the cameraman the camera movement of the next scene, and didn't look in his direction at all, as if he was just a ball of air.

Le Qinian pursed his lips, and an inexplicable emotion surged in his heart.

I wish Yan Yu could look at him more.

Afterwards, Le Qinian's rivalry with Bai Sheng also went very smoothly, passing within three times.

During the lunch break, Bai Sheng sneaked up to Le Qinian's side, and arched his shoulders: "Did you go to Director Yan's house yesterday?"

"Yes." Le Qinian said as he pulled the lunch box.

"What is Director Yan's house like? Is it scary?"

Le Qinian couldn't help but laugh.What does Bai Sheng think of Director Yan?The big devil living in the devil's lair?

"Just... an ordinary villa." Le Qinian said sourly, "There are also ponds and koi. When I can afford to live in that kind of Dabie wilderness, I can wake up laughing from a dream."

"One has to have a dream! Maybe one of your dramas is a big hit, and you will become a first-line star at a sky-high price!" Bai Sheng said, "You will never forget your wealth, when you buy Dabieye, please remember to invite me to be a guest! "

"Okay!" Le Qinian said in a righteous tone, "When did you buy Dabieye, remember to invite me there, and I will show you Fengshui."

Bai Sheng nodded vigorously: "I will definitely invite you to see it when I buy it next time! I will never look for that Fengshui master again!"

Le Qinian keenly captured the key words in Bai Sheng's words. "I'll buy it next time"?Does that mean he already bought it?

Woohoo, the difference in the world!

The two chattered about the topic of stickers and Dabieye, but never noticed the shadow of a wheelchair flashing outside the door of the dressing room.

Yan Yu didn't plan to have lunch with them like last time.After the "practice" last night, it was always awkward to face that young man again today.

He just passed by silently, and stopped outside the dressing room to see what they were talking about.

Dabie wild?Le Qinian wants to live in Dabieye?

Yan Yu sketched the appearance of his villa in his mind, his deep eyes sank, and he secretly remembered this sentence in his heart.

From Le Qinian's point of view, it doesn't matter if he can't live in Dabieye, but he has to find a new house.

When I got home after filming that day, the landlord came to visit.

"Xiao Le, I heard that you are now a big star!" The landlord is an old lady who is over [-] years old.

And the landlord never minded him burning incense and worshiping gods at home, and sometimes worshiped with him!

It's a pity that the landlord brought bad news today.

"Xiao Le, I don't want to be polite to you, so let's just say it straight: I plan to rent this house to others." The landlord said, "I have a relative's child who is studying in high school nearby, and he will be in his third year in a blink of an eye. I'm tired of going home and school, so I plan to rent a house nearby. Didn't I come to you? I think it's not easy for children in the third year of high school, so it's just as convenient as it can be. According to the contract, I will notify you in advance You, look..."

The old man didn't say the rest, but Le Qinian already understood what she meant.

The third year of high school is not easy.Huaguo has been advocating reading since ancient times. The so-called "everything is inferior, only reading is high".Parents are willing to give everything in order to let the children in the third year of high school work hard.Even big things have to make way for the college entrance examination.That is almost the only way for children from the bottom to climb up and change their lives.

Of course, Le Qinian did not intend to compete with the college entrance examination candidates for the house.He has already thought about moving, and now that he has more money than before, he wants to rent a residence with a better environment.The neighbors in Tongzilou are friendly and harmonious, but the safety factor is so poor that there is no unit access control. Every household is not equipped with anti-theft doors, but old-fashioned iron doors from 20 years ago. He doubts that a hairpin can pick the door lock.The reason why these residents have not been burglarized is probably because even thieves don't bother to patronize this poor place.

He is already considered a little famous now, and he still has to consider his own safety.We must beware of paparazzi, illegitimate fans and so on.

The last time I encountered a paparazzi, if it weren't for Altman's "just sanctions", his private photos would have been widely spread and out of control.Ultraman can save him for a while, but not for the rest of his life.When "Death You Don't Know" is released in the future, Teacher Man Shan will die contentedly. Le Qinian can't find another lonely ghost to attach to Ultraman as his bodyguard, right?

Illegitimate fans are even more terrifying!Tang Yucheng told him about illegitimate fan cities such as "went into the hotel room in the middle of the night and asked for a group photo", "booked the room opposite the guest room to spy with a telescope every day", "after taking a shower, I found that there was an extra person in the room", etc. Legend has it that he trembled in fright.You must know that he doesn't change his face when facing ghosts, but illegitimate fans can make him worry for a long time.After all, people are much more terrifying than ghosts!

Although he had long wanted to move, Le Qinian was either busy with filming or participating in reality shows, and had no time to go to see the house, so this matter has been dragging on.Now that even the landlord has come to issue an eviction order, it seems that moving has to be put on the agenda.

"I see, I will start looking for a new house in a few days." Le Qinian said.

The landlord smiled and said, "When you move out, just tell me, and I'll call someone to help you."

After seeing off the old lady, Le Qinian sighed, turned on the computer, and began to search for rental information on local websites.

While looking for it, Tang Yucheng called.

"Xiao Le, the new script of "Who is Shaman King" has arrived." said the agent.

"There was another murder case last time, I thought the show would be canceled." Le Qinian joked.

"Damn, that's different. The Manshan case died during the live broadcast, and the impact is not good. But the murder case in the last issue is an old case. You are arresting robbers and exposing the old murder case. It's called Bravery. I plan to help you apply for the Bravery Award." Tang Yucheng said very easily, "This competition is quite simple. It's a program in cooperation with the Lujiang Museum-identifying cultural relics."

"Use psychic ability to identify cultural relics?" Le Qinian raised his eyebrows, it sounded strange and novel.

"That's right. The program team will mix real cultural relics with modern handicrafts for contestants to identify. Whoever finds the most correct ones will be able to advance."

Le Qinian thought of a question: "Then if I have a wealth of cultural relic appraisal knowledge, wouldn't I be able to pass the test without relying on psychic abilities?"

"That's right!" Tang Yucheng said, "This program either has outstanding psychic ability or rich knowledge of cultural relics. There are also experts and scholars as judges on site. It's very suitable for you to fuck a 'knowledgeable person'! Imagine, when you find After finding out all the real cultural relics, the expert asked, "Xiao Le, did you rely on divination to find the right one?" You smiled slightly and replied, "No, actually I dabbled in the identification of cultural relics." Tsk tsk, did you get up in an instant? ?”

Le Qinian couldn't laugh or cry, Tang Yucheng's packaging method was really unique.

"It involves some historical and archaeological knowledge, and you have to memorize it. I will send you the information. As long as you memorize it by heart, it should be easy for you to pass the test."

Le Qinian opened the mailbox and clicked on the email that Tang Yucheng had just sent him.In addition to the script of the program group, there is also a huge document, which is the cultural relics compiled by Tang Yucheng.

It includes many photos.Looking at those photos, Le Qinian softly recited the names given to the cultural relics by archaeologists: "White jade biscuits carved with pixiu patterns...Yong Qingzhou kiln porcelain incense burner with white glaze and blue color auspicious animal patterns...Bronze Tai Chi gossip mirror with dragon patterns... ..."

Le Qinian's pupils trembled the moment he saw the gossip mirror.

Ah, isn't that his thing!

The gossip mirror is a treasure handed down from generation to generation by his master Xuanqing Temple, which can make demons appear, and has always been inherited only by the master of the temple.

After the master passed away, Le Qinian took his junior brother down the mountain for a tour with a gossip mirror in his pocket.How can you admit your mistake to something you hold in your arms every day?

He had "died" 700 years ago, so it stands to reason that the gossip mirror should be passed on to his younger brother.The descendants of the younger brother are still there, why is the gossip mirror not in their hands, but has become a museum collection?

The author has something to say:

Le Qinian: I would like to ask fellow travelers, my personal belongings have been collected by the museum, can I get them back?

Qin Shihuang: Thank you for the invitation. I was in Xi’an. I just cheated on the corpse. I claimed that the terracotta warriors and horses belonged to me, but it was not accepted by the cultural relics department.Hope to help the subject.