[comprehensive] fake magician

This should be Thor's most frustrating experience since he was born.In the first dream, he became an elf, not the most charming race in Middle-earth, but the magic lamp giant in the Arabian Nights.

He was squeezed into a small and old oil lamp, waiting for the predestined person to wake him up.I don't know how long it took, and the Thor elf even began to curse the person who hadn't appeared for a long time. At this time, a pair of petite hands picked up the magic lamp.

The Thor elf quickly turned into a puff of blue smoke and flew out from the mouth of the lamp.The one who rubbed the magic lamp was a girl named Aladdin, but Thor recognized at a glance that she was Loki.

Except for the flowing black hair, whether it is the star-like eyes or the handsome face, they are all the same as Loki when he was a child.

He hoped that Alami could make a wish to return him to freedom, but Alami turned a deaf ear to his plea, and she proudly made her first wish:

"I want to be the king of Asgard!"

The Thor elf knew that it was what Loki had been thinking about all the time. Since it was a dream, he was of course willing to satisfy his beloved brother, but there was no such place as Asgard in the world they lived in.

However, the magic lamp endowed the Thor elf with ruthless and endless power. He built a beautiful city in the sky on the vast sea and named it Asgard.

Allame became Queen of Asgard.In order to regain his freedom, Thor had to try his best to please her.He obeyed Alami's order and captured all the beautiful boys in the Sahara to Asgard for Alami to choose.

"Too thin, too fat..." Alamei drove them out of the mirage without even looking at them.

In fact, the Thor elves don't know that what Alamei enjoys is the process of bossing him around.As long as Alami shouted, "Elf!" Thor had to answer humbly, "My lord, what do you want?"

But Alami soon got tired of it. Although she can watch her mood anytime and anywhere, it is not the real Asgard. Maybe the second layer of the world will be more interesting.

Therefore, Alami Loki broke his promise to the Thor elf and made a second wish, "Elf, I want to go to the second dreamland now."

The Thor elves immediately began to cast spells, and they didn't even have to go through the maze designed by Aliredne, and they went straight to Middle-earth.

Thor is no longer an elf here, but whenever Loki shouted "elf", he would still answer reflexively, "Dear master, what do you want?"

There was a roar of laughter among the unseen little hobbits in the Shire, at the fact that a tall and mighty man called a beautiful weak woman his master.

"Go away," Thor waved his hands furiously, and drove away the little hobbits, "you listen to me, I am her brother."

So the story of the strange pair of siblings spread throughout the Shire, and became the number one news in this backwater little place.

They were the first to come to the second floor. After arriving in the small town of Bray, they will soon have the opportunity to show their impressive strength.Not only did they pack up a few orcs, Loki also cast a spell to control two wolves, and this scene happened to be seen by Sorin, the king of the mountain.

Thorin initially thought about recruiting them into his gang, but he couldn't trust outsiders, especially those who were stronger than himself.

But Thorin wouldn't mind having two capable men and strangers to open the way.So he lied to Thor and Loki, saying that the Rubik's Cube they were looking for was in the Lonely Mountain.

In fact, Thorin himself didn't know what Loki called the "Universal Rubik's Cube". He just didn't believe that the two of them could reach the Lonely Mountain smoothly, let alone defeat Smaug.

However, Thorin obviously underestimated Thor and Loki. They had already reached the edge of the Mirk Forest and were about to take a long detour to the north. The Lonely Mountain was already within sight.

At this moment, Kevin and the others were enjoying their last meal at the Prancing Horse Tavern. They used the gold coins they brought from the troll cave to order the most expensive dishes and a jug of Long Lake Town's specialty wine.

The wine was originally for the elves, but when Stark threw out a ruby ​​generously, the tavern owner's eyes were straightened. He immediately opened a new barrel of wine, filled a jug full, and flattered himself Smiling and riding up.

Stark waved him down and poured everyone a glass.The thick, mellow, bright red liquid lies quietly in the silver wine glass, occasionally rippling slightly due to the laughter and noise of the neighboring table.

"If I had known that you could get so many gold coins, I wouldn't have to work hard to make money." Cobb broke the tense silence with a smile.When parting, everyone's heart is very heavy. At this time, there needs to be someone to adjust the atmosphere, and he is the most suitable candidate.

"Why don't you do your old job?" Stark crossed his hands under his chin, his big amber eyes blinked, "You're a big thief, just find a rich man to do something for you."

"Hey, I'm a tall dream thief, how can I do the same thing as ordinary thieves?" Cobb was a little dissatisfied.

"But this is indeed a dream," Kevin looked at Cobb with innocent eyes.

"..." Cobb was choked up and had nothing to say, he regretted coming out just now.

"Let's have a toast!" Clint stood up suddenly and raised his glass, which was quite tragic.

"Cheers!" Everyone drank it down, letting the cold and sour liquid flow into their stomachs in a very real way. They didn't know what would happen on the road ahead, but they all knew in their hearts that this was not just a drink. Dreamed.

"Don't worry, I will definitely find Bruce." Stark smiled and waved outside the Prancing Horse Tavern, "See you in Lonely Mountain!"

"See you in Lonely Mountain!" A group of people bid farewell to Stark, and rode away on horseback.

Clint is carrying a black bow and a quiver, with twin swords hanging from his waist.Kevin doesn't know swordsmanship, and his right hand was injured, so he only picked up a set of darts in the blacksmith shop.Cobb took a dagger and hid it in his riding boot as a spare.

They also brought dry food and water bottles, but left all the gold coins to Stark, because they could still get them when they passed the Troll Cave, where the three giant monster elephants were easy to identify.

Due to the short legs of pony horses, Cobb was gradually left behind. He watched depressedly as Kevin and Clint rode side by side, walking in front with ease.

He couldn't help clamping his legs, which made the naughty pony a little unhappy.It kicked its legs desperately, trying to shake Cobb off, and it took Cobb a long time to calm him down.

It wasn't until they passed through the huge forest that seemed to be in the Jurassic era, and returned to the fork in the road where they had bet with Stark, that Cobb chased after him out of breath, as if he was running.

"This way!" Cobb looked at the map and led Kevin and Clint to the path Stark had chosen.

They entered the desolate wilderness, and the yellow meadow was full of broken boulders, like some ancient ruins.The keen Clint was the first to notice the hidden murderous intent.

"Run!" Just as Clint yelled, sporadic arrows flew over.

This time they can finally tell Stark with blood lessons that his lucky gold coins are not working at all, and this road is indeed dangerous!

Clint galloped out on a black horse, followed closely by two ferocious wargs. Cobb's pony was also running desperately at this time, but something went wrong with Kevin's horse.

The scene in front of it reminded it of the scene when the original owner died. It jumped up, threw Kevin off the horse, and then galloped away in another direction.

Luckily Kevin fell on a meadow, got up and climbed a boulder before the orcs came.A few wargs wanted to jump up, but Kevin raised his hand and threw a few fireballs, forcing them not to approach.

The half-orcs not far away muttered in a strange language, like a voice from hell.Immediately afterwards, several orcs formed a formation and began to shoot poisoned arrows at Kevin.

Kevin kept his body as low as possible, letting the protruding part of the stone protect him.At the same time, he took out the darts that he carried with him, attached them with thunder element magic, and threw them towards the orc.

But his darts were not as accurate as the cards, and it was left-handed.When all the darts were thrown, only two or three orcs were killed.Just as a half-orc climbed up from the back of the boulder, a precise arrow flew over and nailed his hand in the crevice of the stone.

Kevin gasped and glanced gratefully at his hero.But he was soon forced to bury his head by the dense arrows of the orcs.He tried to use high-level magic, but there seemed to be some power that prevented the three elemental magics from being combined.

While driving the black horse nimbly through the pack of wolves, Clint hung his feet on the stirrups, turned around and shot flying arrows, but he gradually couldn't stand it anymore because there were too many enemies.

In the distance, Cobb was fighting with a wolf with a dagger alone, and his pony was stuck in the mud, and he had to rely on himself.

At this moment, Kevin's white horse came back, with a team of elf archers behind him. They quickly wiped out the main force of the half-orcs, and the remaining half-orcs fled on the wolf.

Elrond, the leader, came to the boulder, staring at Via, the ring of qi that shimmered in his hand, and frowned slightly. There seemed to be something similar to that of the demon king Suo on the young man wearing a cloak on the boulder. Lun's power, but he didn't feel the dark breath from this power.

This is why Kevin was set on fire by the orcs, he can use magic, and now all the Maia in Middle-earth are enemies with the demon Lord Sauron, at least on the surface.The orc didn't know who was on the boulder, but he couldn't catch the wrong one anyway.

"Come down, young man, your horse is back," said Elrond, laughing.

Kevin looked up and saw his white horse circling him, as if apologizing for accidentally throwing him off just now.He looked into the distance again, Clint and Cobb were safe, and then he climbed down from the rock.

"Your hand was injured?" Elrond noticed that Kevin's right hand was unable to use force, and motioned for two of his men to help Kevin. "Did the orc shoot you? If that's the case, you'll be in trouble."

"I was accidentally scratched by a hound before." Kevin noticed the gorgeous golden laurel crown on Elrond's head. "Thank you for your help. Are you an elf king?"

"It's the lord," Elrond said with a smile, "I would like to invite you and your friends to Rivendell. Orcs are our enemies, and the enemies of our enemies are our friends."

Kevin was a little hesitant. After all, he didn't know the other party well, and he still couldn't fully trust them.

"By the way, we found a man in the half-orc camp. He is different from the humans we have seen before. He has black hair and yellow skin. Is he your friend?" Elrond asked suddenly .

Saito?This was the first person Kevin thought of.He nodded, got on the horse, motioned for Clint and Cobb, who had just rescued the pony from the mud, and followed Elrond on the journey to Forest Valley.

"I haven't asked your name yet?" Elrond asked with a smile.

"Kevin," Kevin replied without thinking.

"Elrond", Elrond nodded, he could feel that the other party was not lying.

"Why do you look at me like that? Is there anything strange about me?" Kevin noticed that Elrond had been looking at him inexplicably, and couldn't help asking.

"Actually, the horse you got off belonged to one of my former squad leaders. After he died in the battle with the orcs, the horse disappeared. It seems that now you have its recognition." Elrond De gave a reasonable reason, but what he was really curious about was the magic on Kevin, maybe Galadriel would know something.