[comprehensive] fake magician

Because of Kevin's trouble, Loki's crimes on Earth were not serious. The first thing he did after he came out of Asgard Prison was to run back to Earth and trick Kevin into tricking him into stealing from Asgard's library. A torn-out magic book, which records Karl's most powerful magic—the ability to create the ultimate warrior with independent life.

But Loki will definitely not tell Kevin the truth, he just vaguely told Kevin that it is Karl's most powerful magic, and as for the ultimate warrior he created, of course he intends to use it for his own use.

Kevin borrowed Stark's laboratory under his bewitchment, but he still had doubts about Loki's secretive mind, "Loki, you are not lying to me, are you?"

"Did I lie to you in Middle-earth?" Loki blinked his starry eyes, trying to appear innocent, "Just follow the steps recorded on this page of parchment, and you don't What will be lost."

"Okay", Kevin nodded, and finally made a decision. Recently, the black magician has revived and carried out a large number of sabotage operations. His cousin Vika returned to Europe because of this, and he himself felt devastated, so what Loki provided It really relieved his urgent need.

"Water of life from fairyland", Kevin reached out to Loki, and he began to pour the last few ingredients into the glass jar.

"Here you are, I stole it from the Fountain of Uldur," Loki said, handing over a small bottle.

"It's not enough," Kevin frowned.

"You'll know if you try it." Loki's mouth curled up into a wicked smile.

Kevin poured the water in the bottle into the glass jar, and he kept pouring a full jar and still didn't finish it.He returned the bottle to Loki with a smile, "The things from your Asgard are really good."

"Hurry up and pour in the last two ingredients," Loki urged impatiently.

"Okay, next is the magician's hair and the warrior's blood." Kevin poured a strand of his own hair and a needle of blood contributed by Clint into the vat.

At first nothing changed, and then a living thing appeared in the water. Because it was in a translucent glass tank, it looked blue.Immediately afterwards, the "thing" grew bigger and bigger, and suddenly opened its two big eyes, which shocked Kevin.

Kevin snapped back a step like an electric shock, completely unaware that he was going to be a dad.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a baby..." Loki carefully carried the baby out of the water of life, slightly disappointed. He thought he would create the ultimate warrior in the history of Asgard.Maybe the baby will grow up stronger?But Rocky didn't care about taking care of the children.

"Oh, Kevin, it seems that you have caused another big trouble for your brother-in-law." Stark's big face suddenly appeared on the screen in the laboratory, and he adjusted the camera again, changing the angle so that he just His face looks more handsome when he wakes up.

"Tony, have you been peeking just now?" Kevin asked in surprise.

"I didn't peek, you borrowed my laboratory, of course I have to ensure your safety," Stark said with a smirk, "If you make some explosion or something, I can show up in time."

"Okay," Kevin shook his head. Maybe this kid was more troublesome for him than those black mages.But when he approached the child in Loki's arms, the little guy melted his heart.

The little baby in front of him was simply a miniature version of the little Clint he saw in 84, except for those blue eyes, just like his.In other words, this is his and Clint's child.

"Oh, my God, why am I sleeping here?" There was a sudden shout on the other side of the screen, and Kevin turned around, only to notice that there was another person sleeping on Stark's bed just now.I saw Bruce rushing over naked to cover the camera with his hands, while explaining embarrassingly, "I must have been working too late in the lab last night..."

Then Bruce wrapped a towel and ran out of the screen blushing, and Stark slapped him on the ass with a smirk.

Kevin understood everything, and although it was shocking enough, he was genuinely happy for the two good friends.

"By the way, I think your child needs a godfather." Stark intertwined his hands and put them under his chin. "And the godfather is of course me."

Before Kevin nodded in agreement, Loki, who was holding the child, immediately objected, "I also have credit for creating this child, of course I will be his godfather!"

"I'm Kevin's best friend", Stark throws out an unassailable reason.

"I..." Loki gritted his teeth and began to break the news, "We have kissed, which has long gone beyond the boundaries of good friends."

"You mean I haven't?" Stark said with a smirk.

"You two, that's enough!" Kevin said angrily.

"Then have you ever kissed Clint?" Loki's mouth evoked a seductive smile, followed by an expression on Stark's face as if he had eaten a sour lemon raw.

"Kevin, choose me as the godfather of your child, buy one get one free, it's a good deal." Stark pointed to Bruce in the bathroom.

"The child's godfather is of course me. He was born in the Fountain of Urd, and he is a person from God's Realm. How can people from God's Realm let a mortal be his godfather!" Loki retorted in an unquestionable tone.If he can be the godfather of the child, then if the child becomes the ultimate warrior one day, he will naturally be able to use him.

The two quarreled endlessly and made the child cry.At this time, a capable figure pushed the door into the laboratory, it was Little Pepper, to be precise, she is now Pepper Man.

Pepper Aldrich Killian completed the perfect mutation in the experiment and staged a drama of saving the hero. Stark wanted to "fix" her, but she finally decided to keep this ability, because being a superhero Really touching.

But there are also side effects. Like Kevin's burning man form, Pepper's clothes will be burned when she uses her ability, so she has to wear a bikini specially made by Stark for her.

The current Pepper Man is a confident and beautiful woman. She is no longer the female assistant who has a crush on the boss, but has grown into Stark's partner, and there are many excellent suitors around her.

But when he saw her, Loki couldn't help but took a step back. He had seen the power of Pepper Man before, and it can be said that he was not much more shy than Iron Man.

Pepper went straight to Loki, hugged the child in his arms, and said angrily, "What's wrong, it made the child cry."

"I'm sorry", Kevin, who realized that he was a careless father, quickly apologized.Perhaps because Xiaojiao was the only woman present, the child gradually stopped crying in her arms.

"I don't think now is the time to discuss who will be the godfather." Little Pepper smiled and blinked, "Kevin, what I'm worried about is how you and Clint will take care of the children."

What Little Pepper said is indeed a big problem.Kevin reluctantly returned home with the sudden child in his arms.

"Whose child is this, so cute?" Clint, who had just finished working out, saw Kevin come back with a baby in his arms, and immediately leaned over his head.

"He's our child," Kevin stuck out his tongue.

"You adopted it? Why didn't you tell me?" Clint frowned, "It's not that I don't like children, but you know, we are all secret agents and we are too busy with work."

"Clint, who do you think he looks like?" Kevin carried the child to Clint, with a sly smile on his lips.

Clint widened his gold-green eyes, carefully looking at the cute baby boy, except the eyes were like Kevin's, it was almost a replica of his childhood, "Kevin, you...how did you do it. "

"Magic", Kevin felt that the explanation was not clear in a few words, so he simply answered briefly.

"Great," Clint kissed the child, then kissed Kevin on the cheek, "I never thought I'd be a father!"

Perhaps the little baby was startled by Clint's sudden move, and spit all the milk he had fed on Kevin.

"Oh my God! You hold him for a while," Kevin handed the baby to Clint, then took off the stained T-shirt.

"Whose tits?" Clint blurted out, glancing at Kevin's firm chest as he spoke.

"Fuck off," Kevin scrunched up his clothes angrily and threw them in Clint's face.

"Well, I didn't mean that," Clint explained with a smile, "It's just that I was seduced by you when I was talking."

"The child is under your care for the time being." Kevin put on clean clothes and walked out the door with a smirk. "I'm going to buy some diapers. The milk I just fed him may be a little too much."

"I'll do things like buy diapers," Clint's face changed drastically after hearing Kevin's kind reminder, and he wanted to return the troublesome baby to Kevin, but when he chased out the door, Kevin It's gone.

"Alas", Clint sighed, looking at the blinking child with big eyes in his arms, he felt a warm and strange feeling in his heart, this is probably the feeling of being a father.

In this way, two big men who have absolutely no experience in raising children started their baby daddy career. There are many "surprises" waiting for this little baby born with supernatural powers.

【Easter Eggs】

"You are my favorite collectible", the collector spends most of the day in front of the same display case, it seems that all his old loves, including the goddess Sif and the ether particles sent by Vostager It no longer piqued his interest.

The human girl imprisoned in the display case was soaked in the water of life, just like a mermaid.She looks like any human woman, but the Collector understands that she is unique in the universe because she is from another world.

Aliredne had no idea how many days had passed since she was taken from Earth.Every time she opened her eyes, she would see that hideous man desecrating her body with his eyes.

Until one day, when Xingjue and the others brought another Infinity Gem—the Infinity Rough Stone, the collector’s assistant couldn’t stand his abuse, and committed suicide by grabbing the Rough Stone with his bare hands.

The Infinity Stone burst out with huge energy on the spot, shattering all the display cases of the collectors.Aliredne finally got out of the water, looked up, and finally saw a human among a clothed raccoon, a talking tree, and a female alien with green skin all over her body.It was a man with a fat body and looked a little...cute.

But she was still not sure, "May I ask if you are from Earth?"

Earth?It's been a long time since Star-Lord has heard that name, they call it the Transtar.

Is she from Earth?Xingjue couldn't help but began to look at the girl in front of him. He hadn't seen a girl from Earth for more than 20 years, and she was still wearing so little clothes.He couldn't help swallowing, "Yes, the earth is my hometown."

"Can you take me back?" Aliredne begged.

"We don't know her details," Gamora reminded, rolling her eyes.

"We don't know each other's details either," Star-Lord retorted, while extending his hand to Aliredne in a friendly manner, "We may not be able to return to Earth for the time being, but you can stay with us during this time."

"Thank you", Aliredne grabbed Star-Lord's hand and tried to stand up from the water, regardless of whether this earth is her original one or not, she can finally go home.