rushing a fool to farm

On Chu Qing.

Chu Yu asked: "Little brother, what's wrong with you?"

The young man blushed and said, "May I have a chance to talk?"

Several people knew that the young man was in trouble, so they agreed.Chu Qing carried him into a small shop for people to stay, and placed him on a mat.

Zheng San asked: "Brother, did you suddenly become weak due to physical discomfort? Do you want to consult a doctor?"

The young man shook his head.

"Is it a natural leg problem?"

The boy continued to shake his head.

Chu Yu asked seriously: "Could it be that you lie on the ground because you love the earth?"

Zheng San was sweating, but he didn't know how to answer the question.

The courteous Xiao Er delivered the food and drink as ordered, Zheng San filled the boy with a bowl of rice, handed it to him, and said, "You're hungry, eat quickly."

The young man looked at several people gratefully, and said: "Thank you so much, if there is a chance, Ah Yu will definitely repay you." After speaking, he started to gobble it up, as if he hadn't eaten for a few days.

After the young man had eaten his fill, he finally opened his mouth to talk about the reason: "My little brother's name is Ayu, and he is from Shouling, Yan State. He came to Handan because everyone in his hometown knows that Handan is prosperous, and people walk very beautifully. He came here to learn to walk."

Zheng San couldn't understand this young man's thinking. What's so easy to learn about walking? Is it enough if you can walk? Does it matter if it looks good or not?

Chu Yu and Chu Qing nodded repeatedly, and Chu Yu praised: "My little brother is so ambitious, I, Chu Yu, have never thought of such a lofty and unique ideal!"

Zheng San almost fell down, but quickly stabilized himself.The young man's face was reddish, and he said shyly: "This little brother laughed, it was because of this thought that I lay down on the ground."

Zheng San asked: "Why are you lying on the ground and unable to get up when you are learning to walk?"

The boy's face became even redder: "I'm new here, and I think everyone's walking posture is very beautiful, each has its own characteristics, and I want to learn each of them. As a result, after learning, I won't be able to walk anymore..."

Zheng San's face was dark, and he lowered his head to eat.

Chu Yu expressed deep sympathy, and asked enthusiastically, "What do you plan to do, brother?"

The boy said: "Ah Yu wants to go back to his hometown first, and then find a way to learn how to walk slowly."

"But you can't go now."

The young man fell into a dilemma, and said: "Ah Yu doesn't know what to do, do you want to crawl home?"

Chu Yu enthusiastically said, "Otherwise, I'll take you home. I'll take you home after our brothers have fun in Handan City for two days."

Zheng San didn't care about Chu Yu's good intentions, he just did what he had to do, since it wasn't his own money that was spent anyway.

That day Chu Yu took Ayu to the inn first, and he and the two of them wandered around Handan City for two days.Originally, I had to go to some places, but in order to take care of Ah Yu, I had to give up.On the third day, they were about to go their separate ways. Chu Yu bought a new carriage and two good horses, and left the carriage in which they came to Zheng San and Chu Qing.

Chu Yu carried Ayu into the car, and said to Chu Qing and Zheng San: "Brother, Brother Zheng, I'm taking Ayu home!" After saying that, he raised his whip and prepared to drive the horse to the west of the city.Zheng San hurriedly called to stop, pulled the reins and said, "Brother Chu Yu! Yan Guo is not going there." Zheng San pointed to the north. "Should go this way!"

Chu Yu smiled and said, "It's okay, Brother Zheng, my horse runs fast!" After she raised her whip and whipped the horse, the horse roared and started to run forward.

Zheng San shouted loudly behind him: "But...it has nothing to do with whether the horse is fast or not! You are going in the wrong direction!!!"

Chu Yu's voice came from afar: "It's okay, I brought enough money!"

Zheng San chased for two steps, but his human legs couldn't keep up with the horse's legs, so he had to stop.Seeing Chu Qing standing aside stupidly, he said, "Why don't you persuade your brother, once he goes there, you probably won't be able to see him."

Chu Qing said: "Chu Yu said his horse is fast enough."

Zheng San was shocked, and shouted: "It's not about whether it's fast or not, okay?"

Chu Qing continued: "It doesn't matter if the road is long, he has enough money."

Brother Chu's thinking was exactly the same as his younger brother's, with clear thinking, rigorous logic, orderliness, proper argumentation, and impeccable reasoning. Zheng San was speechless.

He felt that it might be his own problem, maybe it was because his IQ was too low to understand.He didn't intend to say more, just said: "Okay, okay, let's get in the car and go back to Yiling. Our land needs to be taken care of, and I don't know if the Four Heroes of Chu have been lazy..."

Brother Chu let out an oh, put the luggage on his shoulders, and threw it into the carriage.

"Brother Zheng, please sit in, I'll drive the car."

Zheng San responded, got into the car, arranged the luggage neatly, and sat down.Brother Chu sat in front, raising his whip to whip the horse.Zheng San hurriedly lifted the curtains of the car to look out, and felt relieved after making sure that he was going in the right direction.

Although it is a good horse, and it runs fast, the direction is right, at least it can arrive earlier, right?

Zheng San scratched his head, lost in thought.He always felt that there was something wrong with what little brother Chu said to his younger brother, as if there was some illogicality.However, where is the problem?

The author has something to say: From "Warring States Policy Wei Policy Four": "The king of Wei wanted to attack Handan, and Ji Liang remonstrated: 'Now the ministers come to see people in Daxing, and they will drive in the north." Said: "I want Chu." The minister said: "Your Chu, will you be the north?" Said: "My horse is good." Said: "Although the horse is good, this is not the way of Chu." Said: "I use it There are many." The minister said: "Although there are many uses, this is not the way of Chu." He said: "My ruler is good." In the world. Relying on the size of the kingdom and the strength of the soldiers, attack Handan, honor the name of the vast land, the more the king moves, the farther away he is from the king. It is like going north to Chu."

Learning to walk in Handan: from "Zhuangzi Qiushui": "I don't even know that my husband, Shouling's remaining son, learned and practiced in Handan? He didn't win the national ability, and he lost his old ways. He just crawled and returned to his ears."

Eighth Homecoming Sonoda Residence

The horses prepared by the Chu family are naturally good horses, and the carriage is also a good carriage, but the horses run a little faster and the road is very bumpy.And there is one less Chu Yu, so the car is more brisk.When Zheng San felt that his ass was about to break into four petals, he and Chu Qing finally returned to Yiling.Zheng San took a deep breath of Yiling's air, and couldn't be in a better mood.

Before getting out of the carriage, Zheng San opened the curtain and saw three black spots walking back and forth in the field from a distance. When he got closer, he saw clearly that it was the Four Heroes of Chu who were working in the field, weeding and loosening the soil.The three of them were scattered in the field, tall and low, fat and thin, and they were clearly visible at a glance.

Zheng San was very satisfied, the three of them did not slack off, they were still working in the fields in the hot weather, they were really dedicated to their work.

He approached, cupped his hands to the three of them and said, "Xiao Xu, Xiao Biao, and Xiao Gao, you worked hard while I was away, let's add more food tonight."

Xu Bao, Lu Biao and Xing Gao really wanted to say, when you were not around, we were the only ones working in the field, what's the difference from usual?

Zheng San looked around, and there was a man in his thirties sitting by the tree stump beside the ground, with simple clothes and dull eyes.Zheng San didn't know this person, and of course it couldn't have grown out of his field.He pointed to the man and asked the dwarf Xu Bao softly: "Who is this man, do you know him?"

Xu Bao nodded, flatteringly said: "Master San, this is our boss. We saw that he was not taken care of in his hometown, so we asked someone to send him here. Please forgive me, Master San."

Although Zheng San is not a bad person, seeing how they are in such a situation, he can't bear to criticize them. They live in a firewood house anyway, so it doesn't bother him.He observed Boss Cai carefully. Boss Cai was in his thirties. He was neither short nor tall nor fat or thin. He was much better-looking than Xu Bao, Lu Biao and Xing Gao. No matter how he looked at him, he was a normal person. .

He asked, "What's your boss's name?"

Xu Bao said: "Our elder brother's surname is Cai."

"It turned out to be Brother Cai." Zheng Sanchao cupped his hands to Boss Cai: "Brother Cai, nice to meet you!"

Big brother Cai has a great spectrum, and he waved his hand as if he heard it, leaving Zheng San with a lonely back.

Zheng San remembered that Brother Chu had a feud with the Four Heroes of Chu in the past, and Brother Chu even injured their boss.He walked over and patted Brother Chu on the shoulder: "Chu Qing, you used to hurt someone, where is Brother Cai?"

Chu Qing was busy unloading the horse from the carriage, he said: "I don't really remember, maybe... it's the head."

"Bah! You just got hit in the head. You are an idiot, don't think everyone else is stupid!" Xu Bao was very angry, and he shouted at Boss Cai: "Boss, tell them if you have a brain hurt?"

Boss Cai chuckled twice: "...Yes."

Zheng San had black hair, Xu Bao lowered his head to plow the ground, as if he hadn't asked anything just now.Lu Biao and Xing Gao were also quiet, not raising their heads at all.

Zheng San and Chu Qing led the horses, took their luggage and went back to the house first. When they entered the house, Zheng San suddenly realized that he didn't have a stable at home. Where should these two fine horses be stored?The pigsty is for raising pigs, the place is too narrow for horses to enter, and the firewood house is occupied by the Four Heroes of Chu State. What should we do?He made a quick decision, thinking that it would be better to have a stable at home.

"Chu Qing, can you help me build a stable? Let's get some wood nearby first."

Chu Qing obeyed Zheng San's orders, and just after putting down her luggage, she took a short rest before following Zheng San.

Zheng San walked to the ground and saw that Boss Cai was still sitting leaning against a wooden post, staring ahead with a melancholy expression.He cut wood back and forth with Chu Qing twice, and Boss Cai still did the same.Zheng San wondered, could it be that he really hurt his head?

"Brother Cai, why have you been sitting here?" Zheng San asked curiously.

Boss Cai finally raised his head and looked directly at him.Zheng San found out that this Boss Cai, apart from looking blankly, is actually quite human, at least better looking than passers-by A, B, C, Ding.Of course, if the passers-by A, B, and C were Xu Bao, Lu Biao, and Xing Gao, Boss Cai would be very pretty.

Boss Cai sighed and said meaningfully, "I'm waiting for someone."

"Wait someone?"

Boss Cai turned his head away, leaving Zheng San with a melancholy side face: "Yesterday, I waited for a rabbit by the side of this tree stump. I believe that my beloved girl will also come to this tree stump... ..."

Zheng San picked out his ears, not knowing why.

Brother Chu asked: "You waited for the rabbit, why did you wait for the girl?"

Boss Cai: "Rabbits can come to the stump, why can't my beloved girl?"

Chu Qing: "Why does the beloved girl come when the rabbit can come to the stump?"

Boss Cai: "If rabbits can come, girls can come even more."

Chu Qing: "What is the relationship between a rabbit and a girl? Why do you always mention girls and rabbits together?"

Boss Cai: "..."

Chu Qing: "..."

Zheng San scratched his head aside, not understanding the causal relationship, nor what the two of them were talking about, but it seemed to make sense.Could it be that his comprehension has declined recently?

Zheng San asked: "Brother Cai, who is your beloved girl? If you tell me, Zheng San might be able to help you find a matchmaker."

Boss Cai stared at several houses in the distance, the sun was setting in the west, and the roofs began to linger with smoke from cooking.

He murmured: "Her eyes are big and bright, her lips are thin, her hair is tied up beautifully, and she can speak eloquently. She is simply the most perfect woman in the world..."

Zheng San looked into the distance, and the few families near him had no daughters, not even women, they were all bachelors.The only women Zheng San could think of were Matchmaker Wang and Widow Li.Both of them are older than Boss Cai, Zheng San thinks that it should not be these two.

Zheng Sandao: "The sun is very poisonous, Brother Cai is sick, so don't bask in the sun here, go back and rest."

Brother Cai stared at the front in a daze, leaving Zheng San with a melancholy profile.He waved his hand: "No need, I'll wait for her..."

Zheng San stopped persuading, and dragged the wood back.Brother Chu is very strong and can carry several at a time.After returning home, Zheng San fed the two horses fodder and added pig food to the piglets, while Brother Chu piled pilings for the stable and built the shed under Zheng San's guidance.The two worked efficiently, and the simple stable was built when the sun went down.Zheng San led the horse in, put the carriage into the utility room, and then got busy with dinner.

What a busy and fulfilling day!

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Chapter Ninth: A Guest is Coming

Zheng San was very happy to return to the home he had been away for a long time.He cooked a table of delicious dishes with his own hands, and even killed chickens, boiled a big pot of chicken soup, and waited for the four heroes of the state of Chu to come back from the field to eat together.

Brother Chu was already hungry. He was sitting on the edge of the table waiting to eat, staring at the dishes on the table with big eyes, almost staring at the dishes.But brother Chu had a good family education, Zheng San didn't say that he would eat, so he resisted not eating, only yelled a few times that he was hungry, and asked him when he could eat.

Knowing that he eats a lot, Zheng San cooked an extra pot of rice for fear that he would starve.He said: "Chu Qing, just wait a moment, I'll call them back and eat together. Don't worry, I cooked a lot of rice, it's definitely enough for you to eat."

Zheng San opened the door and looked into the distance, only a few black spots in his sight.He yelled, but the few people in the field didn't seem to hear him because of the distance.Zheng San had no choice but to take a few steps and ran into the field before calling them all back.

This happened before, but at that time he was not tired, and it only took a while to run to the ground.But today, he had been traveling in a bumpy car for a long time, and he was busy building a stable for cooking, so he was already tired, so he felt that it was especially inconvenient.He wondered if he should buy a clock or a brass bell or something like that, and if he rang at meal time, the people working in the fields could hear him from a distance.

Zheng San thought it was a good idea, so he made a note of it in his heart, and planned to buy it in two days, and if he couldn't buy it, he would find someone to order it.

The Four Heroes of Chu came back with a hoe, sweating profusely.Boss Cai had a melancholy look on his face, and at first he was still sitting on the edge of the tree stump reluctantly, Xu Bao persuaded him for a long time before going back to eat.

Little brother Chu had been waiting for him for a long time, and before they came back, he prepared food for everyone.As soon as Zheng San said it was ready to eat, he moved his chopsticks quickly.The rest of the people were not polite, as if they hadn't eaten for a few days, the wind and clouds swept away the food.

Ever since, Zheng San discovered another amazing fact, Boss Cai is also very good at eating!Although it's not as big as Brother Chu's appetite, it's amazing enough.Brother Chu ate seven bowls, and he ate six bowls.Originally, I thought there would be a few bowls of rice left, but I didn't expect to eat all of them.

After eating, Boss Cai was still depressed, leaning against the wall with his right hand resting on his chin.This time Zheng San didn't have time to wonder what was wrong with him, while he was clearing the table, he silently felt sorry for the cost of the food.If he continues to eat like this every day, he will have no money before the harvest becomes cash.

"Hey, Mr. Zheng has already eaten."

An unfamiliar female voice sounded at the door, Zheng San turned around to see, isn't this the Wang Matchmaker nearby?They live close, but they often meet, but they just say hello and nod their heads. I didn't expect her to come to visit at this time.

Matchmaker Wang is a well-known figure, and almost everyone in a radius of a hundred miles knows her.She is a local old man, without her, it is estimated that many marriages would not be possible.Zheng San felt that she might introduce girls in the future, so he immediately put on a smile: "Sister Wang, what are you doing here tonight? Do you need help?"

Matchmaker Wang is in her 40s, and a man died two years ago. Fortunately, her son and daughter have grown up, so she doesn't need to drag her.She is also happy to match up with others everywhere, and her face is full of red every day.She said to Zheng San: "I heard that Brother Zheng has a pig at home, I don't know how old it is, is it male or female?"

Zheng San estimated the size of the piglets, and said: "Not big, less than one year old. Three male piglets, two sow piglets."

Matchmaker Wang said disappointedly: "That would be a pity..."

Zheng San asked: "Why did Miss Wang inquire about this matter?"

Matchmaker Wang sighed: "Oh, I came today to match up that sow Ahua in our family. My son and daughter are both grown up, and those who are separated from each other have things to do on weekdays. As an old woman, I can help take care of the family, and I often matchmaking for people on weekdays, and I don’t have much time. So, after the Chinese New Year last year, there was only an old sow that gave birth to piglets. I don’t want a piglet It's a pig, but unfortunately, Brother Zheng's piglets haven't grown up yet, so we have to wait until next year..."

Zheng Sandao: "It seems that Xiao Zhao's family also raises pigs nearby. Sister Wang, you can go to his house and ask."

Matchmaker Wang rolled her eyes and said, "He, I fell out with him. He doesn't like the girl I introduced, and he doesn't like the girl who likes him. It's so hard to serve, and I made a complaint. I don’t want to have the cheek to go to his house to ask for seeds.”

Zheng San understands that the profession of matchmaker is not popular with everyone.If the marriage is done, then naturally everyone is happy.If not, sometimes there will be an extra friend.Zheng Sanwan understood very well, and comforted him: "If his family is not successful, there is another family. I really can't find it. Sister Wang, wait for my piglets to grow up in the next year, and then breed them."

Matchmaker Wang smiled and said: "Brother Zheng is really a capable person. He bought a large piece of land when he first came here, and he has a group of servants. He is really young and promising. As a poor neighbor, I will only count on him if I have something to do in the future. You can help. Of course, if Brother Zheng has something to do, I, Matchmaker Wang, will never refuse."

Zheng San scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Where is that..."

Matchmaker Wang waved a small handkerchief and said, "Then Sister Wang, I will be leaving today. Brother Zheng, rest well."

Zheng San waved at her: "Miss Wang, go slowly."

When Zheng San met the matchmaker, he naturally remembered that his daughter-in-law had not yet settled down.He is also in his early twenties, and should have started a family long ago, but was delayed by various things.If you have a good relationship with Wang Matchmaker, the beautiful daughter-in-law will not run away.He thought, after this year's harvest and the surplus money, he can seriously consider the matter of marrying a wife.

Zheng San had a naive smile on his face, thinking about the future.Marrying a beautiful daughter-in-law, giving birth to a big fat boy, sons and daughters running around the yard, they are simply winners in life...

"Official Zheng, do you know her very well?" Boss Cai, who had just left Matchmaker Wang and stayed in the corner without saying anything to show him a melancholy profile, suddenly poked his head out and asked inexplicably.

Zheng San was taken aback by Boss Cai's sudden appellation. Didn't this Boss Cai not be willing to look him in the face before, but now he actually looked at him for a while, sometimes half an hour.

Zheng San smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, our two families are close, so of course we are a little familiar."

Boss Cai said sadly: "You are talking nonsense, she is smiling at you!"

"Ah?" Zheng San thought his ears were ringing, why would the melancholy Boss Cai talk to him like that? "Brother Cai, what did you just... say?"

The next moment, Boss Cai returned to his usual appearance, continued to show him a sad side face, waved his hands and said, "It's nothing."

Seeing that it was getting late, Xu Bao, Xing Gao and Lu Biao pulled his sleeves and said, "Brother, let's go back to the room." Xu Bao wisely omitted the word "chai".

Boss Cai finally stood up and said, "Okay, I'm going back to my room."

Zheng San chased him out and asked, "Xu Bao, you guys...do you have enough straw for paving the floor?"

Xu Bao nodded and said, "Thank you Brother Zheng, it's hot recently, those straws are enough."

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The tenth tit for tat

Zheng San found it very strange, since the second day he met Boss Cai, Boss Cai has become weird.

The plan for a day lies in the morning, and since the morning, Boss Cai has been different from yesterday.How did you ask Zheng San to know?Brother Chu's IQ can tell, so can't he, Zheng San, see it?As for why, Zheng San couldn't figure it out.

Zheng San was really tired yesterday, he slept like a dead pig all night, when he woke up, the sun was already high.He turned over on the bed and stretched his limbs, only to hear a soft voice next to his ear: "Brother Zheng, are you awake?"

Zheng San opened his eyes in a daze and saw that the melancholy boss Cai was standing at the head of his bed, holding water for washing in his hand, and a handkerchief on his shoulder, which was exactly the one he usually used to wash his face. root.

Zheng San sat up abruptly, straightened out his messy clothes, scratched his hair, and asked doubtfully, "Brother Cai, what are you doing?"

Brother Cai said sadly: "Cai is incompetent and has fallen to this point. I can't bear to cause trouble for Brother Zheng, so I want to do something for you as compensation. Xu Bao, Lu Biao, Xing Gao and the others all know how to work in the fields. I will do this." Big brother, naturally you have to lead by example..."

Zheng Sandao: "Brother Cai, aren't you injured? I...how dare I bother you..."

Brother Cai looked up at Cui Se from the window at a 45-degree angle, and said: "My injury is not serious, but I can't use my true energy for the time being, it's more than enough to do this little thing."

Zheng San is not used to being taken care of, nor used to being watched.He said: "Brother Cai, put the water down, and wash my face after I put on my clothes. Thank you so much, Brother Cai."

Boss Cai turned his head and put down the water: "Brother Zheng, you are welcome, let me change your clothes for you."

Boss Cai stretched out his hand, Zheng San covered his chest, shook his head and said, "No, no, no, it's better, I'm not used to being taken care of."

Boss Cai didn't listen to Zheng San's opinion, and grabbed Zheng San's chest with one hand, and his jacket slipped off. "Brother Zheng, you don't have to be polite. You and I are friends. If you do more, you will get used to it."

Just as Zheng San woke up, his mind froze for a moment, and suddenly he thought he was dreaming.

"You! Let go of Brother Zheng!"

A familiar voice came from the door, Zheng San turned his head and saw that it was Brother Chu.

Brother Chu just woke up, his hair hasn't been combed yet, and his clothes are messed up.Zheng San looked at his current situation and found it a bit subtle.Boss Cai's hand was grabbing his chest, his clothes had fallen off, and his upper body was bare.As for what was wrong, he didn't really know what to say, but he just felt that something was wrong.

After listening to Brother Chu's words, Boss Cai let go of Zheng San and turned his gaze to him.

"Brother Zheng didn't let me go, what are you in a hurry for?"

Brother Chu was in a hurry: "I just heard that Brother Zheng rejected you, and he said 'no' many times in a row."

A smile suddenly appeared on Boss Cai's gloomy face, and he said, "Sometimes saying 'no' doesn't necessarily mean refusing. Right, brother Zheng?"

Zheng San felt that Boss Cai's words made sense, so he nodded slightly.

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became tense. Boss Cai and Chu Qing faced each other and were confronting each other.Their eyes intertwined and they refused to give in to each other.On a hot day, Zheng San suddenly felt a chill.He pulled up some obscene clothes, took the clothes on the bedside, and prepared to change into another place.

I heard that it usually takes a long time for Jianghu people to confront each other. If this continues, the two of them don't know how long they will have to look at each other. It is better to find a place to change clothes, otherwise he will not be able to go out.

Zheng San got up, but at this time Chu Qing's eyes turned red suddenly, and he turned and ran away.

Zheng San was surprised, I heard that the moves of masters are always unexpected, could it be that they have fought countless moves just now?

Brother Chu ran away with red eyes, did he lose to Boss Cai?

Zheng San actually feels a little distressed, isn't that kid Chu Qing always cheerful and silly all the time?He asked Boss Cai: "What's wrong with that kid Chu Qing?"

A smile appeared on Boss Cai's lips: "It's too young to fight with me."

"How to say?"

Boss Cai's expression became a little more melancholy, and he regained some of his original appearance.He said, "It's nothing, the kid is just a little sad."

Zheng San said: "Brother Cai, since this is the case, you go out for a while, and I will change my clothes."

Boss Cai insisted on his own opinion and changed clothes for him, patted him on the back, and said, "Brother Zheng, you are welcome, we are all friends, there is nothing to be shy about."

Zheng San was stunned for a moment, feeling a little strange, but couldn't say anything.

Boss Cai raised his head 45 degrees to feel the sunlight coming in from the window, while Zheng San bowed his body and washed his face.After Zheng San finished washing his face, Boss Cai handed over the handkerchief thoughtfully.

Zheng San walked out of the room in good spirits, but Brother Chu didn't know where he went, since he wasn't at home anyway.Zheng San was about to go to the kitchen to get something to eat, but Boss Cai had already prepared it, and presented the omelet, porridge, and pickles that he had made.It was the first time for Zheng San to eat ready-made meals. Although the appearance was mediocre, it was still good to fill his stomach.

Zheng San bowed his head to pick up the vegetables, Boss Cai took out a comb and said, "Brother Zheng, I see that your hair is messed up, let me untie it for you and comb it again?"

Zheng San hurriedly said: "No need, Brother Cai, rest, how can such a trivial matter bother you, I will comb it myself later."

Boss Cai ignored Zheng San, untied his hair, and started combing gently.Zheng San had no choice but to eat with his head down, thinking that this was the first time he had combed his hair while eating, and it might be something special.

After a while, Zheng San said: "Brother Cai, can you stop blowing on my ears and neck? I'm ticklish."

Boss Cai: "It's okay, brother Zheng's hair is too naughty, I'll fix it in a while."

At this time, Brother Chu rushed in from the outside, took a bamboo sword in his hand, and pointed at Old Cai Dao: "I want to fight you! Do you dare to compete with me?"

Brother Cai turned his head and said melancholy: "Cai has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has long been tired of the life of fighting and killing. It is a good thing to live a small life with the one you love in a small place. Young people, don't be too impetuous... ..."

Zheng San thought it was right, he raised his head and said, "Brother Cai is right."

Brother Chu's eyes were red again: "The one surnamed Lu hurt your head last time, so you must be afraid this time!"

Boss Cai threw the comb away and said angrily, "Boy, my surname is Cai!"

The two sides were at war with each other, and the atmosphere was tense for a while.Zheng San felt this tense atmosphere, quickly waved his hands, and said, "Don't fight, don't fight, you two, talk well..."

However, neither of the two sides listened to his words, and the two jumped onto the beam.Chu Qing said: "My surname is Xu. I have a bamboo sword in my hand. You can also find a wooden stick as a weapon. It's not considered bullying you."

Elder Cai said angrily: "My little bastard Ge, my surname is Cai!"

This was the second time Zheng San had seen a fight in the rivers and lakes. With the experience of the first time, he was not so scared anymore. He just hid under the table and hugged his knees tightly instead of covering his head.

He poked his head out from under the table, and the two confronted each other on the beam.Although the house is high enough and the beams are some distance away from the roof, this is his new house. What if the beams are broken?

Zheng San yelled upwards: "Brother Cai, Brother Chu, if you really want to fight, can you not hit the beams? If you step on the beams, the house will not be able to live."

Boss Cai and Brother Chu looked at each other, and they jumped up at the same time, and Zheng San's roof was pierced with two holes in an instant.

Zheng San was dumbfounded, looking at the extra hole on the top, speechless for a long time.In view of the tiles falling from time to time in the hole, Zheng San had no choice but to continue squatting under the table, not daring to go anywhere.

He gritted his teeth under the table: "Tiansha Jianghu people, next time you hire a helper, you must not ask for helpers!"

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