rushing a fool to farm

Title of the book: Drive the idiot to farm

Author: Mei Nongying

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Zheng Ren was ridiculed because of buying shoes, and wanted to die of shame and anger. At the moment when he wiped his neck, he suddenly decided to become a seller and go to Chu to start a new life. Unexpectedly, he ran into a Chu man on the river.By chance, the two became an employment relationship and started a farming life.What kind of sparks will be created when a fool and a fool confront each other?Stay tuned!

This article is also called "Legend of Beacon Smoke in the Warring States Period". Someone felt that this tall name did not match the idiots in the article.Or "The Fool of the Warring States Period"?There seems to be something wrong.So, it's better to call it "Drive the idiot to farm the land".

PS: Zheng Ren is from "Zheng Ren Buys Shoes", and Chu Ren is from "Carving a Boat and Seeking a Sword".

This is a magical novel, the main characters are all fools or historical figures in idioms, and various idioms will appear.Someone doesn't know what to count as this kind of novel, and it doesn't seem to be counted as a fan, so someone shamelessly counts it as original.The story set by someone takes place in 400 BC, the Warring States Period where all the heroes lived side by side.At this time, the state of Zheng is about to fall and the state of Chu is about to prosper, but the protagonists who are idiots don't know it. Idiots don't understand politics, and the only thing they know is to survive in troubled times.As a large agricultural country, the people of Greater China, the most instinctive means of survival is farming, so the idiots embarked on the hardworking road of farming...

Content tags: Farming, Wen, Three Teachings, Nine Streams, Commoner Life, Inspirational Life

Search keywords: Protagonist: Zheng San, Chu Qing┃Supporting role: Chu Yu, the Four Heroes of Chu, some passers-by A, B, C, D┃Others: Spoof

The first time Zheng people left Zheng

Zheng San was very depressed. He had a few large sores on his feet, which were very indecent. His shoes were worn out due to heavy work. There was no pair of wearable shoes at home to change, so he had to buy ready-made shoes.But when his sore feet stick out, it doesn't frighten people?There was a plague in the neighboring county a few days ago, and it would be a disaster if he was arrested as a plague victim.

He was so anxious that he walked around the house with his hands behind his back, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good idea.Take a scale to measure the size of your own shoes, and then use the scale to compare shoes, wouldn't it be good?Zheng San felt that he was simply too damn clever, but he never expected that this was the beginning of his tragedy.

At the market, Zheng San carefully chooses his shoes.The shoe peddler smiled at him enthusiastically, his eyes flicked to his pocket from time to time. "Hey! Brother, have you taken care of the shoes?"

Zheng San touched his pocket, it was broken, and he didn't take the scale.He said embarrassingly, "I didn't bring the scale for measuring shoes, so go back and get it first."

The peddler continued to ask seriously: "Brother, do you buy shoes for yourself?"

"Yes... yes."

"Why don't you try your own shoes when you buy them yourself?"

"I..." Zheng San hesitated for a while, fearing that others would know the details, and said, "It's still reliable to use the scale, I'll go home and get the scale first!"

The people in the market felt that this was a strange thing, and laughed. Zheng San hurriedly went home to get the scale amidst the laughter. When he returned to the market, the market was scattered.Zheng San went home to work resentfully, but he didn't expect that news about him would spread the next day. Everyone regarded him as a joke, even neighbors and neighbors, but after a few days, it spread all over the place. Zheng Guo, there are people who wrote his deeds into the book, which is really embarrassing and embarrassing. It completely confirms the saying: good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.

Zheng San hid at home and did not go out, stopped the small business of reselling cloth, rice and noodles, and concentrated on farming in the fields.Two days later, someone knocked on the door, Zheng San hesitated to open the door again and again, but it was his elder brother Zheng Da who came on a tall horse.

Zheng San is the third eldest in the family, his second elder brother died young, and Zheng Da is his only brother.But the only brother ran him out after marrying his wife.Zheng San was honest, moved out of Yanling County with a little money from his parents, and came to Yinggu to settle down.He used the money to build a house and bought a small piece of land. The rest of the money was used for a small business. He worked all day long, farming and harvesting during the busy season, and selling all kinds of gadgets in the streets and alleys during the off-season. , After working hard for several years, I finally saved some money.I didn't care about enjoying life and marrying a wife, but I didn't expect this to happen. It's just too bad.

Zheng Daduan was sitting on the horse full of energy. Zheng San thought that Zheng Da, whom he had not seen for a long time, was here to comfort him. Just about to grin and smile, Zheng Da spat and said, "I don't have a brother like you!" Then he threw a bamboo slip with his right hand Riding away in his face.

Zheng San picked up the bamboo slip in frustration, it turned out to be a family letter written by his father.There are not many words on it, very concise and to the point, only six words: "Zheng San, I am ashamed to be my father."

Holding the family letter, Zheng San cried until he was in a mess, and in the middle of the night he hung hemp rope on the beam of the house, trying to die.At the moment when he was about to kick the table, maybe the survival instinct of human beings broke out, and he suddenly didn't want to die.

Now that Zheng Guoji is in power, although she is doing well, she has long since lost the glory of Zheng Zhuanggong, and this year she has fought with South Korea in Yangdi, which is really a mess.I heard that the King of Chu who just took office is a good monarch, and the country of Chu is so big, why not settle down in Chu?Anyway, the world is very chaotic now, and he can't get ahead in Zheng Guo if he is like this, so he might as well move away.

Having an idea to act immediately, Zheng San contacted the buyer the next day to sell all the houses and fields, and went to Chu State with simple luggage and the money exchanged.The cloth coins in his arms were clumsy and heavy, Zheng San didn't dare to let go of the money, for fear of being snatched away.The journey was bumpy, Zheng San rested his head on the burden and began to dream continuously.

A few days later Zheng San arrived in Chu State.Chu State is vast, and Zheng San was not familiar with the place where he lived, so he didn't know where to go even after getting off the carriage.

He was depressed again, what should I do?

Depressed, he saw the boatman waving to him. Zheng San had never been on a boat before, so he thought it would be good to take a boat once. Anyway, he didn't know where he was going, so he just settled down wherever the boat went.

He resolutely got on the boat, but Zheng San felt stupid after getting on the boat, he didn't even consider that he would get seasick.So for the rest of the journey, he leaned against the ship's side, motionless, like a dead body, about to vomit gall water.The boatman chatted enthusiastically with him, but he couldn't hear anything clearly.In a daze, he seemed to hear someone on another small boat nearby shouting: "My sword!" Then there was the sound of splashing into the water.

The people of Chu are martial arts. When Zheng San first came to Chu, he saw many swordsmen holding weapons. It must be some unlucky swordsman who dropped his sword into the river.

What a hapless fool!Zheng San fell asleep comforted.

The boat docked, and the enthusiastic boatman kindly shook Zheng San up.Zheng San got off the boat in a daze, and stretched on the shore.He looked around, this is a small port, not too prosperous.He knew that the capital of Chu State was in Ying. He heard that it was a great metropolis, and that food and housing were very expensive. The little money he sold from selling his property was not enough to repair a house there, so he had to find a remote town. It suits him.

"My sword..."

Zheng San patted his face to wake himself up, and when he took a closer look, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes was digging tirelessly in the shallows of the river bank with a small dagger, while muttering: "Why hasn't my sword come out yet? "

"Hey, little brother, are you crazy!" the boatman said. "You dropped your sword in the middle of the river, why did you dig it on the bank?"

"My sword fell from this place." The man gestured at the notch on the boat. "Look, I made a mark here. The water in the middle of the river is too deep, and I can't swim, so wait until the boat is shallow and look for it."

Everyone listened to his words and persuaded him for a while, but the little brother insisted on his own opinion and believed that the sword was on the river beach.Everyone shook their heads and left, lamenting how strange it is that there are such people in this world.

Seeing that everyone had left, the young man said, "Hey? Why are you all leaving? My sword... what about my sword?"

Zheng San looked at this young man in his twenties, he looked handsome with bushy eyebrows and big eyes, and he was decently dressed, how could he be so stupid?He walked over and reminded kindly: "Brother, your sword fell into the water, it's useless for you to look for it here."

"Why?" The man looked at Zheng San with tears in his eyes, and said regretfully, "This is a sword I spent fifty gold to forge..."

"Fifty gold!!!" Zheng San suddenly felt a little dizzy. He sold his house and fields, plus the savings from his small business, and only exchanged for a small piece of gold and a pile of heavy cloth coins. How could this man spend so much money? How much does it cost to forge a bad sword?What a waste, what a waste!How many pairs of shoes can you buy with fifty gold!

Zheng San lowered his head and glanced at the shoes he was wearing. They were bought five years ago, and the uppers were all torn.It was all the fault of the shoe peddler, who finally planned to buy a pair of new shoes to wear, but it caused a big joke, which made him dare not buy shoes to wear in Zheng Guo.

"Your sword is in the middle of the river. It's useless for you to dig here. If you want to find it, you have to dive in the middle of the river to find it!" Zheng San felt sorry for the fifty gold, and kindly reminded the thick-eyed and big-eyed fool in front of him again.

"Why?" the man asked again, his two big eyes looked at Zheng San in puzzlement.

Zheng San was furious.Are all swordsmen as stupid as the man in front of them?Don't know basic common sense. "No reason! Because your sword fell in the middle of the river, not on the bank! You can't find your sword here!"

"I don't understand, I clearly marked it!" The young man insisted, "Brother, you seem to understand it very well, why can't you find this sword?"

Zheng San was so anxious that the hairs on his head stood on end, he felt that he was too serious, everyone else left, and he was the only one left to be questioned by this fool.He said: "You continue to look for it, I don't care about you!"

Zheng San turned to leave, but the little brother stopped him and continued to ask, "Why?!"

The strings in Zheng San's mind broke with a bang, and he didn't care about his education, he roared: "You ask why me again... I'm going to slap you!"

The swordsman brother was not afraid in the face of danger, and kept his eyes open with the spirit of seeking truth, and continued to ask: "Why?"

Zheng San went crazy, pulling his hair and didn't know what to do. At this moment, he had an idea, pointed to the river and said, "Look! Your sword is in the river!"

Sure enough, the idiotic swordsman turned back to look for it, but Zheng San took advantage of this stall and ran away with his luggage in his arms.

Zheng San hurriedly ran for a certain distance, and was relieved to see that the idiot swordsman did not keep up.Touching the purse, it was bulging, and Zheng San became a little more confident.He took out a cloth coin and prepared to eat a bowl of soup cakes. As soon as he took out the money, the waiter in the shop was surprised: "Guest officer, where is your coin? We don't accept it here."

Zheng San took a slap in the face, he only now remembered that the coins of different countries are different.Just now the boat owner happened to be a fellow of Zheng Guolai, so he took his money happily and didn't tell him that it couldn't be used in other places.He weakly asked: "This is Zheng Guobi, where can I exchange it for Chu Guobi?"

Xiao Er gave him a white look and said, "There seems to be a currency exchange near the ferry. You should go there and have a look."

Zheng San went out for a trip, and finally found a retail investor who exchanged currency. He took the pile of cloth coins brought from Zheng State and exchanged them for some Chu State's cloth coins and ant nose money, which made the burden much lighter.Gold is common to all countries and does not need to be exchanged.With a full burden, the discomfort of seasickness has passed, and he urgently needs to fill his stomach.He changed to a small restaurant with a friendlier owner and sat down. He was dumbfounded when the hot soup cakes came to the table.Not because of the face, but because of the person sitting opposite.

Zheng San thought that this person was going to ask him why he couldn't get a sword on the river bank again, but the swordsman brother said pitifully: "Brother, can you treat me to a bowl of soup and cakes?"

Zheng San turned his head to one side and said, "We've never met before."

The swordsman brother immediately sat upright, looking at Zheng San with piercing eyes: "My name is Chu Qing, I am twenty years old, and I am not married yet. I usually like to practice swords..."

Zheng San's head was full of black lines: "I don't want to know you."

The little swordsman looked at Zheng San pitifully, his big eyes glistening with water.He said: "Brother...you have pity on me. I lost my sword and even my purse. I don't have any money on me, and I'm hungry again..."

Zheng San looked at this idiot swordsman, feeling depressed again, what's the matter?

The author has something to say: 1. "Zheng Ren Buys Shoes": alias Zheng Ren Zhi Lu, from "Han Feizi Foreign Reserves Shuo Shang Zuo", Han Feizi was born in the late Warring States period.

2. "Carving a Boat and Seeking a Sword": from "Lushi Chunqiu Chajin" was written on the eve of Qin Shihuang's unification of China.

3. Yanling County: Yanling is located in the central part of Henan Province, where the Zhengboke section occurred in Yan.Zheng Bo is Zheng Zhuanggong.

4. Yinggu: "Zuo Zhuan Yingong Year": "Ying Kao Shu is the seal of Yinggu." Yinggu, now Dengfeng City.

5. Ji Tai: Zheng Yugong, surnamed Ji, surnamed Tai, is the No.20 fourth monarch of Zheng Guo, the younger brother of Zheng Yougong, and has reigned for 27 years. (before 422 - before 396)

6. Zheng Zhuanggong: Zheng Zhuanggong, that is, Chunqiu Xiaoba, with the surname of Ji, the surname of Zheng, and the first name of Wusheng.The third king of Zheng State in the Spring and Autumn Period, reigned from 743 BC to 701 BC.Zheng Zhuanggong made brilliant achievements throughout his life. During his reign, he defeated the combined armies of Zhou, Guo, Wei, Cai, and Chen and the combined armies of Song, Chen, Cai, Wei, and Lu.

7. Yangdi: Today Yuzhou City, Henan Province, is said to be the capital of Yu.400 BC Zheng Wei Han Zhiyang Zhai.

8. Chu Mourning King: Mi surname, Xiong surname, name doubt (one class), Han nationality, the king of Chu during the Eastern Zhou Dynasty and the Warring States Period, the son of King Chu Sheng.Reigned from 401 BC to 381 BC.

9. Ying: The capital of Chu State in ancient China, the ruins of Jinan City, 5 kilometers north of Jingzhou District, Jingzhou City, Hubei Province.

10. Cloth coin: Because it looks like a shovel, it is also called shovel cloth. It is a copper coin (money, shovel) shaped popular in Zhou, Zheng, Wei, Han, Zhao, Wei, Yan, Chu and other places.

11. Currency of Chu State: The Chu State in the south has a unique way of casting currency.There are two types of silver cloth coins in Chu State: empty heads and real heads.There are two types of cloth coins in the state of Chu, large and small, and their shape is different from that of the cloth coins in the Sanjin area, which is characterized by a narrow body and a narrow waist.Manjusri cloth dangyan (also Shipeiqian dangyan) with a large cloth surface, with ten goods on the back, which means that one piece of cloth can be used as ten ant nose coins.There are four coins on the face of the small cloth, and the text on the back is a coin, which means that four small cloths are one big cloth.

12. Ant nose money: a copper coin of Chu State during the Warring States Period in China, named for its image.The shape is convex oval, like a seashell.There are inscribed characters on the front, and the word "Bei" is common; a few of them are "Jun", "Qi" and other characters, the meaning of which is unknown.Also known as ghost face money, and ant nose money are both common names after Song Dynasty.

13. Soup cake: The ancient noodle dish is commonly called cake, and soup cake is the earliest prototype of noodles.

Um, so much information for the first time, it's really sweaty.In fact, someone is not a person who is particularly researched. He just set the background time at 400 BC in order not to make historical mistakes as much as possible, so as not to mislead readers, haha.Searching for information while writing, someone can also learn more and recharge themselves.

So... let's review primary school Chinese and middle school history happily, haha.

PS: If you find any bugs or typos, you can leave a message to tell someone, and someone is always welcome.

The second home purchase

"Brother Zheng, you are such a good person, I will remember you all my life!" Chu Qing did not forget to praise Zheng San while eating soup cakes, Zheng San frowned and looked at the bowls piled up in front of him, suffering from a headache.

How many bowls does this guy need to eat to get full? !

Chu Qing buried her head in eating the soup cakes, her chopsticks moved quickly.After half an hour, he finally put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands, and said with satisfaction: "Brother Zheng, I'm full!"

After hearing this, Zheng San finally breathed a sigh of relief, got up and straightened his clothes, and felt extremely painful when he paid the money to Xiao Er.

The owner of the noodle restaurant had a sheepskin roll with a map of Chu State on it. Zheng San took a look at it and thought that Yiling was a good place. The land price was not too expensive and it was close to Ying, so it was convenient for him to go to the city to do some small business during the slack season. Very good.

As a person in the Jianghu, Chu Qing's most important thing is to show loyalty.He solemnly clasped his fists and asked, "Brother Zheng, I wonder where you are going?"

"I'm going to Yiling."

Remembering that this guy was penniless, Zheng San quickly covered his mouth with regret.Although Chu Qing was stupid, she just grasped the essential point at this moment, and said cheerfully: "Let Chu Qing send you on your way!"

Zheng San wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, and said, "No need, I'll just go by myself, you hurry home."

Brother Chu said solemnly: "Brother Zheng, you are welcome. A drop of water is your kindness... The waterfall will repay you. Sending Brother Zheng on the road is what I should do."

"What waterfall? Have you been to school? Hurry up and go home by yourself."

Chu Qing was very disappointed, and looked at Zheng San sadly, her eyes were watery.Zheng San was a little apprehensive, took a few steps back, said "Farewell", and ran away with his pack.He thinks, according to this little brother's food intake, he will have to spend several months of his own food money before he arrives in Yiling.

This time Zheng San didn't want to feel seasick anymore, so he took a carriage and wobbled on the road, stopping and stopping all the way, and arrived in Yiling three days later.Zheng San first went around the surrounding area, and felt that this place was not bad, suitable for settling down.Local management of wasteland is not strict, the price is low, and there is a large piece of wasteland on the outskirts of the city. As long as he is diligent, reclaims more wasteland, and fertilizes and waters more carefully, he should have a good harvest.

So Zheng San immediately used gold to buy a piece of land at a low price on the outskirts of the city, and on the same day, he hired craftsmen to start building a house on the edge of the land.During this period of time, he had nowhere to go, so he planned to live in a small inn nearby. There was no business in that inn on weekdays, and the price was very cheap.

Zheng San lowered his head and counted the recent expenses while walking, when he entered the inn door, there was a cheerful voice from behind.

"Big Brother Zheng!!"

It was the voice of a young man, and it sounded so familiar.Zheng San rubbed his ears, wondering if he had auditory hallucinations due to the exhaustion of the journey.

"Brother Zheng, I finally found you!" Putting a hand on his shoulder, Zheng San turned around and saw, isn't this the idiot swordsman Chu Qing? !The clothes on Chu Qing hadn't changed, they were still the ones Zheng San was wearing when he saw him a few days ago, his hair was messed up, only his big eyes were shining.

"Why is it you again?" Zheng San covered his chest, and the mood that had just eased up suddenly became dignified.

"Brother Zheng, I don't want to go home, so I decided to follow you." Chu Qing cheerfully expressed her thoughts to Zheng San.

Zheng San's face turned darker.Chu Qing ignored Zheng San's face, and continued: "I want to earn the travel expenses here first and then go to Duchengying."

Zheng San hurriedly said: "Okay then, go find some work, and I won't bother you." After saying that, Zheng San entered the inn in a panic, entered the room and locked the door.Chu Qing lingered at the entrance of the inn for a while, and finally left.

Zheng San leaned over to the window to look, and wiped off his sweat when he saw Brother Chu leave.He felt that when he saw the big-eyed Chu Qing, his heart became depressed, and he really wanted to rush up... to slap him twice.

Yes, I just wanted to give him two big slaps!In order to maintain his good temper, Zheng San thought it would be better to see that idiot less often.His mother said that if he stayed with a fool for a long time, he would become a fool himself.

The inn is cheap, but the bed is too hard. Sure enough, there is no good product for cheap.Zheng San, who was alone in a foreign land, couldn't sleep at night, thinking about the future over and over again.He would never be able to manage such a large piece of wasteland by himself, so he had to hire a helper, but his money was almost used up. After the house was repaired, he had to hire a carpenter to make furniture, which was another expense.What if it includes food and lodging and less money?Zheng San thought it was a good idea, so before dawn he wrote notices of job recruitment on several walls in the town with blocks of yellow mud, and then went to the field on the outskirts of the city, waiting for someone to come to him while opening up wasteland. .

After working for a long time, Zheng San raised his head to look at the sun, it was already westward, why hasn't anyone looked for him yet?

Is the price you open too low?

Looking at the setting sun in the west, Zheng San felt a little flustered.It's really boring to work alone in this wilderness, it's good to have someone to talk to him with.Thinking about it like this, a cheerful voice came from behind: "Brother Zheng--Da--Brother!!!"

Zheng San shook his whole body for no reason, twisted his neck and looked back.I saw the young man called Chu Qing running towards him happily, he really looked like the big yellow dog he raised in the past.

Zheng San was very helpless: "Why is it you again?"

"Brother Zheng! I'm so happy to see you!" Chu Qing took off her burden and sat on the field beside Zheng San, with a happy smile on her face.

Happy size!Zheng San clenched his fists, fearing that he couldn't bear it, so he rushed up to punch this difficult guy.

"Brother Zheng, you are so kind! You prepared a job for me, but you were afraid of hurting my self-esteem, so you didn't tell me directly. You are such a great person!"

Zheng San wiped his sweat, his stomach was twitching violently.

He really didn't intend to ask this idiot to farm for him.But before Zheng San opened his mouth to refute, Chu Qing had already stood up from the ground, grabbed the hoe in Zheng San's hand, and dug up the ground vigorously, and dug a large area in a short while.

Zheng San opened his mouth wide, this little brother is really strong, stronger than a farm ox!

But this also strengthened Zheng San's thinking - swordsmen are all idiots with only brute force and no brains.

He sat on the ridge of the field and looked Chu Qing up and down. It seemed that besides being stupid and difficult, this little brother was quite useful. At least he was strong and did a lot of work.So Zheng San acted decisively and signed a contract with Chu Qing for half a year.Zheng San will take care of the board and lodging during the period, and Chu Qing will be paid three dollars a day.

"Brother Zheng, I'm hungry!" Before it was completely dark, Chu Qing began to shout that he was hungry. Zheng San had no choice but to go back to town with him.

At night, Zheng San regretted it. He felt that he was so stupid that he forgot to consider Brother Chu's appetite.

According to Chu Qing, the last time he ate five bowls of soup cakes was just a normal meal, this time he was tired from work and ate a full seven bowls.Zheng San wanted to cry, but Chu Qing's body was not considered strong, and she was much thinner and slender than some quacks with tangled muscles.Zheng San thought about where all the food he ate went, and if he didn't gain weight after eating it, wouldn't this be a waste?

In order to save the accommodation fee, Zheng San naturally shared a room with Brother Chu.This sleep, the problem is even bigger!

In short, Zheng San was very annoying and wanted to turn against Chu Qing.But when I think about it, it's not good at all to despise others after all the written evidence has been established.He is a man of integrity.If Chu Qing said that to others, no one would be willing to help him in the future, so what should I do?

Zheng San was thinking about the future in a daze, pushing away Brother Chu's unconscious hand or foot from time to time, and enduring Brother Chu's unconscious nonsense.Anyway, the night is too long...

At dawn, Zheng San shook Brother Chu out of his sleep with dark circles under his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice, "I?

"Oh..." Chu Qing replied in a daze, turned over and jumped up to listen to Zheng San's orders energetically.Seeing Chu Qing's spirited face, Zheng San was furious.This guy slept well, he only slept for an hour last night, what a fucking annoyance!Thinking that he was going to sleep with this idiot until the new house was built, Zheng San suddenly had the urge to not want to live anymore.

However, Brother Chu didn't notice the anger that was about to burst out from Zheng San's eyes, and asked ignorantly, "Huh? Brother Zheng, why are your eye circles so dark? Have you been beaten? I, Chu Qing, will definitely help you!" Out of anger!"

Zheng San's face became even darker, and he said coldly, "Go to work!"

The author has something to say: Yiling: Yiling is one of the birthplaces of Bachu culture.It belonged to the "Jingzhou Domain" in ancient times. During the Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period, it was the important place of Xisai of Chu State.

The third time to seek revenge in the rivers and lakes

Zheng San never had any relationship with Jianghu in the first half of his life. It was only after meeting the swordsman Brother Chu that he had a big relationship with Jianghu.Zheng San once jokingly asked Chu Qing what the Jianghu was like, but as soon as the Jianghu was mentioned, Chuqing started to talk about the sword that fell into the river and was worth fifty gold, and then kept asking: Why?Why?Why……

So Zheng San resolutely gave up the idea of ​​exploring the rivers and lakes from Brother Chu, and continued to grow wheat honestly.According to him, Jianghu should not be something mysterious, if the brain structure of swordsmen is similar to Brother Chu.

However, when he was watering and fertilizing the newly grown wheat, three uninvited guests disrupted his life.

That day he and Chu Qing were working in the field, and when it was almost noon, Brother Chu yelled that he was hungry on time. Zheng San was so quarreled that he couldn't do anything, so he walked to the field ridge, and was going to take a few cakes from his bag for Brother Chu. eat.Before the bundle was opened, Zheng San suddenly felt that the sun above his head seemed to have disappeared. He looked up, and three crooked melons and split dates appeared in front of him.

One of these three people is extremely short, not reaching Zheng San's shoulders, and he doesn't look like a good person.One is extremely fat, much heavier than the other two combined, and looks like a pig butcher.There is another person who is extremely tall, but very thin, as if he hasn't had a full meal for several years.They all have guys on them, not like good men and women.

Zheng San was about to ask what they were doing here, when the short man spoke first: "Fellow, have you ever seen an idiot swordsman in his twenties with bushy eyebrows and big eyes?"

Zheng San shook his head blankly, but he felt that this description seemed to be quite similar to someone.

The short man spat and scolded: "Damn it, this kid ran away after hurting the elder brother, and he hasn't been seen until now. He must have been afraid of the brothers, and he left a cruel word a few days ago that he wanted to talk to the elder brother." After a few battles, no one has disappeared until now..."

The fat man said cheerfully, "Maybe he's really scared, so he doesn't even dare to show his face."

The three of them laughed together, Zheng San was at a loss.He didn't know what Jianghu was, so he was so curious about these strange guys, he hesitated again and again, and asked softly: "Excuse me... who are these heroes?"

"You don't even know any brothers?" The fat man gave Zheng San a contemptuous look, "You really deserve to be a country bumpkin farming."

The tall and thin man answered, "Ahem, listen carefully, the brothers are the famous Four Heroes of Chu!"

Zheng San looked left and right, but couldn't find the existence of the fourth person, so he asked inquisitively, "But...why did I only see three?"

The fat man was upset, and yelled at Zheng San: "Stop rambling, what do you know? You're a country bumpkin, hurry up and farm!"

Unexpectedly, the thin and tall man suddenly became sad when he heard this, and sighed: "I really don't know how the elder brother is doing now, is he doing well without us taking care of him..."

The dwarf stared hard, and Zheng San trembled for no reason.

"Xiao Gao, don't talk about it, we are going to avenge the eldest brother! If I find that kid, I will break his leg!"

Zheng San wiped off his sweat, oh my god, Jianghu seems to be very scary!

At this moment, Brother Chu's long-drawn voice sounded behind him: "Brother Zheng--Da--Brother!! I'm so hungry! Why haven't you brought the pancakes for so long? I'm almost hungry Wear it!" Zheng San tilted his head, and saw Brother Chu trotting all the way over, with a silly smile on his face, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a big yellow dog.

Seeing Brother Chu, the Four Heroes of Chu Kingdom yelled, and immediately revealed the weapons they were carrying, and shouted: "So the little thief is here, and it made it easy for the brothers to find!"

"You...you..." Brother Chu opened his eyes wide, pointed at the Four Heroes of Chu, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Who are you?"

There was silence all around.The dwarf shook his hand and the knife fell to the ground.

"You...you little thief, you actually forgot all of us! Today, the Four Heroes of the Chu Kingdom must teach you a lesson! The third and the fourth!"

As soon as Zheng San heard that a few people were going to fight, he hurried to the edge of the field and covered his head with his hands in fear. Swords don't have eyes.What happened next was like a dream to him.Zheng San has never fought with others. He was beaten by his brother Zheng Da several times when he was a child, but he didn't dare to fight back. This is the first time he has seen Jianghu fight when he grows up.

I saw the four heroes of the state of Chu forming a circle, and the fat man picked up the ax and was about to throw it at Brother Chu. Brother Chu turned around to avoid the axe, and used his amazing strength to lift up the fat man weighing three to four hundred catties and throw it away. On the ground, a piece of wheat seedling that just grew up a few days ago was crushed gorgeously.

Zheng San was heartbroken, and brother Chu used the trick just now on the thin and tall person. Although the thin person is very thin, he is an adult after all, he is so heavy and so tall, so lying down will crush a lot of people. Wheat seedlings.

Zheng San pulled his hair with heartache, and the dwarf picked up the knife and slashed at Brother Chu's body. Maybe the knife was too long, or because the dwarf was too short, the dwarf slashed at the young man who had just grown wheat seedlings. He greeted him on the ground, but the dwarf was finally thrown to the ground by Brother Chu, and the wheat seedlings were crushed a lot.

Zheng San's heart was bleeding, and he saw the fat man struggling to stand up, stepping on the ground with wheat seedlings with each foot, before he took a few steps, he was overturned by brother Chu on another piece that hadn't been trampled before. soil of.The tall lanky man stood up again, then was overturned.The dwarf also struggled to stand up, and then fell down again. Repeatedly, a piece of wheat seedling of Zheng San was persecuted in this way, and there were a few more people lying on the ground.

Zheng San didn't have the heart to appreciate Brother Chu's superb martial arts, or the artistic shapes of the Four Heroes of Chu, he only had Maizi in his eyes.He yelled at several people: "Sin! Ge Laozi's bastard, return my wheat!!!"

Zheng San was very angry!These few people who appeared suddenly ruined an acre of wheat seedlings, and he had to ask them to compensate him for the loss!

Zheng San searched and searched those so-called Four Heroes of Chu, but only found a dozen or so coins, which was not worth the cost of buying the seeds. "These bastards!" Zheng San cursed.

Are all swordsmen like this?Without money, they fight and cause trouble everywhere, destroying other people's things.

Zheng San became dizzy with anger, under Brother Chu's astonished eyes, Zheng San tied up all the so-called Four Heroes of Chu, and dragged them to the town to be the county governor.Hearing Zheng San's words, that County Yin asked the Four Heroes of Chu if they had any compensation, but the three of them shook their heads one after another.Seeing that they couldn't get any money from them, the county Yin lost his face, and ordered the four heroes of the state of Chu to be hit with [-] boards each, and asked them to work for Zheng San for three months. No one is allowed to leave.

The Four Heroes of Chu couldn't afford the money, so Zheng San had no choice but to agree, because he happened to be short of people to work.Spring was short, his wheat needed tending, his citrus vegetables hadn't been planted, and it wasn't good to be late.

He said viciously: "Chu Qing, you watch them for me, if they dare to slip, beat them hard!"

The Four Heroes of Chu State were beaten so badly that their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. Seeing that Chu Qing was about to come over again, they quickly covered their faces and shouted: "The world is moral, you don't slap people in the face!"

This time Chu Qing didn't beat anyone up, but tied them up with ropes and dragged them into the ground.The Four Heroes of Chu State knew that they were shameful, so they lowered their heads all the way, looking at their own toes.

"Official Zheng, official Zheng!" Zheng San heard the sound and looked closely, it was Wang Er, the foreman who repaired his house, coming over.Wang Er said out of breath, "Guard Zheng, your house is almost finished, and you can live in it with some more furniture."

Zheng San was overjoyed, the unhappiness just now was diluted a lot: "That's great, Chu Qing, we don't need to stay in the hotel anymore!"

He no longer had to share the same bed with Chu Qing and endure endless snoring and sleep talking.Zheng Sanyi was happy, and his expression became more friendly. Seeing that the four heroes of Chu State were walking around with bruised noses and swollen faces, he felt a little bit of pity.

"Several, you must have heard what Xian Yin said just now?"

The three nodded quickly.

"For the sake of repairing the house, I won't tie up a few people with ropes, Chu Qing, let them go."

Chu Qing was very obedient, walked up to several people and untied the rope.The three of them moved a little more freely, knowing that they knew that there was a smile on their faces.