A husky from the end of the world

Li Tuhao sat on the sofa alone, and the others watched him while eating dumplings.

He waited for quite a while but no one paid attention to him, he just rubbed his hands and said pitifully: "Do you have to do such a terrible thing?"

After speaking, he directly transformed into a parrot and fell to the ground exhausted.

Everyone: "..."

Rolling glanced at the parrot, then looked back at everyone, and exclaimed in surprise: "He... is he accusing us of cruelty to small animals by becoming like this?"

"What a treacherous bird," Liu Xiahui narrowed his eyes, and said, "It's a disgrace to the big bird under my crotch!"

Xiao Tiao looked down at him, and asked while eating dumplings: "What kind of bird is that under you?"

Just when Liu Xiahui wanted to describe himself as a roc spreading its wings, Wan Qi replied, "Dead bird."

Song Yifan almost spit out the dumpling after taking a bite.

Liu Xiahui: "...President, although I broke up with my ex-girlfriend for three years, she has always had a childhood sweetheart..." After finishing speaking, he proudly showed his right hand to everyone.

Xiaotiao immediately moved from beside him to Song Yifan's with the bowl in his hand, and said in distaste, "You~~ you eat with the right hand that licked the bird! It's so dirty!"

Liu Xiahui became angry when he heard this. How dare this kid never masturbate by himself?

"Xiaotiao, what are you talking about? I see that you are also a young man in college. Have you never masturbated once?"

Xiao Tiao looked at him calmly, and replied: "I masturbate, but I eat with my right hand, and masturbate birds with my left hand."

Liu Xiahui: "..."

Left-handed?

Could it be that this little brother is the legendary Zhou Botong who can play with both hands?

Seeing that everyone's attention turned to Xiaotiao, the parrot couldn't help shouting hoarsely: "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

Wan Qi threw a pair of chopsticks at its head, and the parrot immediately fell down with a chirp.

Song Yifan silently went to the kitchen and took another pair of clean chopsticks.

After eating the dumplings, Wan Qi and his party gathered at the dinner table again, preparing for a meeting.

After the parrot circled around them a few times, it flew onto Liu Xiahui's shoulder.

Just as Liu Xiahui was about to drive it off, he heard it call out in a high voice: "Big bird, take a rest, big bird, take a rest." He thought about it for a while, and suddenly let the parrot stay on his shoulder out of kindness.

Wan Qi first said: "I have already asked a lawyer to go to the detention center today, but I am sorry that I can't see Tang Xiaomei at the moment according to the police, but fortunately, we have two favorable clues here at once. The first is This white hair, I will give this precious hair to Comrade Parrot..."

All eyes immediately stared fiercely at the parrot.

The parrot shivered and quickly covered its face with its wings.

"If it dares to play tricks in front of us... Don't worry, I will definitely strip off its fur and put it in boiling water to give it a good bath. After two hours, we can probably eat it again." Here's a new dish." Wan Qi threatened with a smile that turned his mouth upwards.

Parrot:"……"

Is this the Animal Paranormal Society or the Animal Cruelty Society?

"The second clue, I want to praise our Comrade Parrot. Under our coercion and lure, he failed to defend his last bottom line. While revealing the information, he accidentally revealed his old background. In this way... I think from a certain point of view, everyone gets along much more freely and easily, now please allow me to solemnly introduce, the parrot comrade of our association..." He pointed to Liu Xiahui who stood on Liu Xiahui's shoulder from a moment ago. The parrot, whose tense face instantly turned into a shy expression, said: "It is our country's anti-corruption fighter who is fighting on the front line. According to its description, in just three years of lurking, it has killed at least three deputy bureaus, one positive bureau, and more... There are a large number of tax-evading business consortiums, and on its blacklist, what I have to say is... there is no Binggri Group! Comrades, do you know what this means? Under my leadership, the performance has been increasing every year. Chuanggao's Binggeli Group is a good group that abides by the law!"

The parrot, who was about to accept the worship of the crowd, heard that Wan Qi had finished speaking, and found that the warm applause and cheers all went to his side.

Parrot: "..." Is he praising me or himself?

Wan Qi waved his hand at everyone, and after stabilizing the mood of the crowd, he continued: "The parrot is currently employed by the relevant state department. According to it, many things cannot be leaked to us ordinary people, but we are not ordinary people. We are a small number of people who can mutate, so the parrot finally told us some inside stories in a clear sense of justice. To eat raw meat, for this reason, the parrot immediately took a video, and we all share it now."

After Wan Qi turned its hidden camera into a USB flash drive and plugged it into the computer, a 2-minute video soon appeared.

In the picture, a young woman in her twenties took out raw meat from the refrigerator and stuffed it into her mouth with a dazed expression, laughing strangely while eating.

Rolling his mouth and eating potato chips, he said: "To tell you the truth, if I fast for three days and eat meat, I will also have this expression..."

Everyone: "..."

After the video ended, Wan Qi looked at everyone and asked, "Do you have any ideas?"

Song Yifan shrugged and said objectively: "Eating raw meat doesn't explain anything. From the perspective of scientific diet, raw meat has more protein than cooked meat."

Xiao Tiao said: "We humans also evolved from eating raw meat. Although this woman is weird, but at present, eating raw meat alone does not constitute her suspicion of murder."

Suddenly there were two croaks outside the door.

Liu Xiahui immediately said: "It should be the frog, I'll open the door."

He stuttered outside the door and greeted him: "Quack, it's like not seeing each other every day, brother, how are you lately?"

Liu Xiahui rolled his eyes and replied: "When you were a human being, you croaked all day long, wouldn't your wife find you annoying?"

"She went on a business trip this week, so I happened to enjoy the natural freedom. Whether you are annoying or not is beyond my control, quack." After eating, he took off his suit and went to the refrigerator to get a can of beer.

Liu Xiahui silently took out the accounting book.

"Quack, what are you doing?" Stuttering asked curiously.

"A can of cold beer is 5 yuan. You put 5 yuan in my place. After you eat and drink at my house these days, you still have [-] yuan."

Stuttering, he heard that these days he ate 500 yuan, and he immediately went to the refrigerator to get two cans of beer and distributed them to Wan Qi and Song Yifan.

After Wan Qi and Stuttering briefly explained the facts of the case, they said that they had entered a dead end again.

He stuttered and replied without thinking: "Quack, why don't you let the parrot go to Xiaosan's house to steal a piece of her hair, and compare it with the white hair's DNA?"

Wan Qi blinked at him, stepped forward to hug him two seconds later, and said, "Stuttering, I thought you had the second-to-last IQ in the association, but I didn't expect to see you today... You have greatly exceeded my expectations, I have to raise your ranking by one place to be the third from the bottom."

Stuttering: "...Are you praising me or hurting me?"

On the side, Xiaobai was silently thinking about who is the person with the lowest IQ in the association.

"Local tyrant!" Wan Qi shouted.

"Here!" The parrot stood at attention.

"Do you know your mission tonight?"

"Yes, go deep into the tiger's den to get the hair!" The parrot replied sternly.

"Let's go!" Wan Qi opened the window and pointed forward.

Everyone raised their fists of encouragement and threat to the parrot.

The parrot fluttered its wings and immediately flew into the night sky after being entrusted by everyone.

****

It was close to ten o'clock in the evening when the parrot returned from completing the task, and Gun Gun, Xiao Tiao and Stuttering Dai had already gone home first.

In Liu Xiahui's room, only Xiaobai, who was eating ham sausage, and Wan Qi, who was sleeping on Song Yifan's lap, were left.

"Ah Qi sleeps with your lap on top, isn't your leg numb?" Xiaobai couldn't help shaking his head as he looked at Wan Qi, who was purring with his mouth wide open and his eyes closed.

Song Yifan looked at Wan Qi with a happy face, and said truthfully, "Painful yet happy..."

Xiao Bai approached him and asked curiously, "What do you like about Archie?"

"If only I knew..." Song Yifan didn't dare to move his legs, he just stretched his waist and said, "If I knew what I like about him, I might be able to withdraw faster in the future, but now I don't know anything, I just like him He is a person, if he doesn't like me in the future... I will feel a little sad when I think about it."

Xiaobai looked at him speechlessly, and said, "I also like the golden retriever downstairs in our house. I think it's different from other golden retrievers, but I can't say what I like about it..."

Song Yifan: "...Your situation is different from mine. Yours is a relationship between humans and beasts. Archie and I are just purely in love with humans or beasts."

"Can I say that both of you have strong tastes?" Liu Xiahui interjected while watching the dog blood TV series.

"That's better than your love for a bird!" The two said in unison and looked at his crotch.

Liu Xiahui suddenly clamped his legs unconsciously.

After the parrot flew in from the window, it chirped: "People and birds are in love, people and birds are in love, who is secretly in love with me?"

"Now do you know who in our association has the lowest IQ?" Liu Xiahui glanced at it and asked.

Song Yifan and Xiaobai immediately pointed their fingers at the parrot.

The parrot, which had been flying back and forth for almost an hour, immediately fell to the ground exhausted.

It’s okay to have no human rights these days, but now even bird rights are gone!