When A was sold to a giant

It's hopeless!

Lu Yan underestimated Lin Wei's straight male attributes, which resulted in not sending out his first kiss and first night, which made Mr. Lu doubt his own charm.

He frowned and opened the group chat to type: Am I handsome?

In the group were the people who had dinner that day, Cheng Yu was the first to appear, and he sent a question mark in particular confusion.

Lu Yan typed: You guessed right, I'm bent.

Cheng Yu: ... I know a psychiatrist. Would you like to introduce me to you? If you give me my name, you can enjoy one-on-one professional services.

Lu Yan: I know a veterinarian, and I can introduce you. I think your brain is similar to that of a dog. Go and have a look. If you find it early, you may be saved.

Cheng Yu: ... Remember to transfer the money for the toilet door of the hospital to me before Lin Wei is not paying attention.

Cheng Yu is a single dog who has been single for thousands of years. He is devoted to his career. He has only been in love once in so many years.

The other party thought Cheng Yu was a pervert.

Dating an enema?The two words of idiot are not enough to describe Cheng Yu as an idiot.

Lu Yan directly gave up communicating with Cheng Yu, he was afraid that Cheng Yu would affect his IQ.

Lu Yan sent messages in the group in the hope that his friends he had known for so long could give him some advice, or affirm his charm.

Faced with a straight man like Lin Wei, Lu Yan now feels that even if he is naked and stands in front of Lin Wei, the other party will only care about whether he is cold or not.

Living under the same roof, the two are happy with each other, and he is a normal person, with some normal thoughts.

Lu Yan is very sure that Lin Wei likes him, but Lin Wei is too straightforward, sensitive, and has a strong personality, but he is not courageous and has a lot of worries. If he is asked to wait for Lin Wei to tell this matter, he will probably be scared. ten.

Then, Li Si also sent a question mark.

Lu Yan frowned and felt that this group of friends could clean up the stew. He wondered if there were only question marks on their phone keyboards.

Can't type a handsome word?

Lu Yan frowned and typed: You have read all your books for nothing, wasting the country's educational resources, did you only learn one question mark after studying for so many years?

Li Si: ...More than that, I also learned the ellipsis.

Lu Yan: Oh, you are awesome.

Suddenly there was a knock on the office door, Lu Yan put down his phone and said please come in.

The door was opened, and it was Assistant Wang who came in.

"Mr. Lu, there is a gentleman looking for you outside."

Without raising his head, Lu Yan said directly, "I don't have an appointment today."

Ever since he recovered from his cold, Lin Wei has devoted all his attention to finding a job, leaving early and returning late, going out every day with great enthusiasm, and coming back at night in a daze. In just a short period of time, Lu Yan looked at Lin Wei's chin. Almost skinny.

Boss Lu was a little distressed, but he didn't stop him.

They are all grown-ups. If Lin Wei really wanted to be a moth, he would have done it a long time ago. Last time, Lin Wei let himself miss such a good opportunity. Lu Yan thought to himself that if something really happened at that time, even if it was just a kiss to Lin Wei. Everyone has the right to demand that they treat him a little better, and a little better.

But Lin Wei felt that Lu Yan was good enough to him, so when facing Lu Yan, he wanted to treat Lu Yan better. An ordinary cold can cause such a trouble, Lu Yan really can't imagine if He was the one who faced Hao Saner, and he was the one who was hospitalized. Will Lin Wei just drive a tractor and level up Hao Saner's ancestral grave?

Although Lin Wei is straight, his heart is very soft.

Boss Lu suddenly had a flash of inspiration and was a little enlightened.

Lin Wei doesn't want to say it now, so he can take advantage of it secretly, right?

Mr. Lu suddenly realized, he felt that his ten years of reading books was really wasted.

He picked up his mobile phone and typed: I am so beautiful and intelligent.

Cheng Yu: 1333856xxxx, the phone number of the doctor in the psychiatric hospital, I hope he can save you from the fire and water, and the good people will have a safe life.

Li Si: After so many years, Lu Er has finally gone crazy. When he goes to the mental hospital, I will visit him. I will visit him through the iron gate. I am very excited to think about it.

Wen San'er: I feel sorry for Lu Er, who is about to be admitted to a mental hospital at a young age before he has been influenced by the lights and feasts. Let us keep up with the rhythm and express our love for our brothers.

Li Si: I feel sorry for Lu Er.

Lu Zhixing: I feel sorry for Lu Er.

Min Lu: I feel sorry for Lu Er.

Cheng Yu: To be honest, this doctor is very good and has great medical ethics. Those who have been treated by him say yes. You can see the rating on the app. If Lu Er is sick, he must be treated. Don’t feel ashamed , if we are short of money, we can contribute a little bit. For the sake of being friends for so many years, I am willing to contribute five yuan.

Wen San'er: Chengda, I really think highly of you. Friends for so many years are worth five yuan, and I will pay five yuan. I wish Lu Er a speedy recovery.

Lu Yan squinted and watched them lead him to a wave of rhythm in the group, wished him well, felt sorry for him, and raised donations for him. When Li Si paid ten yuan, Cheng Yu directly doubled it by ten times to show his generosity.

Lu Yan moved his finger and raised a price for himself.

Lu Yan: One hundred thousand.

Cheng Yu: ... [-]?Do you deserve it?

Wen San'er: ...One hundred thousand, do you deserve it?

Li Si: One hundred thousand, you are not worthy.

Lu Yan: If I offer [-], someone will beat Cheng Yu up.

Cheng Yu:? ? ?

Wen San'er: It's more than [-]. I'll buy some more firecrackers. I beat Chengda while setting off firecrackers, which looks more rhythmic.

Li Si: Let me buy a suona, I will do 200 points for [-] points, and I will pay [-] gifts for the [-] points. Let's fight for a one-stop service for him.

Lu Zhixing: Second, can I contact the funeral home to get the money back?

Min Lu: I agree, can I help carry the corpse to pay for the crime?

Cheng Yu: ...

In the future, when they come to the hospital, they must ask Li Shizhen to give them an injection.

Lu Yan was in a good mood, staring at the phone to see Cheng Yu's hundred ways to die.

I have to say that it is still useful for these people to study. They have already discussed how to make Cheng Yu die happily and at the same time make the corpse disappear by itself, because in this way they can not only share Lu Yan's [-] yuan equally, but also save money. After all, the corpses could not be found, so they could only set up a tomb for Cheng Yu. At that time, a few dollars alone could be used to prove that Cheng Yu had lived.

This is probably... brotherly love!

Assistant Wang who was standing in the room felt that he was very redundant.

"Mr. Lu..." Assistant Wang didn't want to speak, but the smiling gentleman had been waiting outside for two hours. Once Assistant Wang passed by, the other party smiled at him once. Assistant Wang felt hairy when he laughed too much.

Lu Yan looked up in doubt, "Why are you still here?"

Assistant Wang twitched the corner of his mouth: "Mr. Lin is looking for you outside."

Lu Yan put down his phone, bent his fingers and tapped on the table, Mr. Lin?

Wang Yu knew Lin Wei, and the relationship between the two was not unfamiliar.

Wang Yu didn't bring anyone in directly, so the Mr. Lin who came here should be the Mr. Lin he didn't want to see.