When A was sold to a giant

Lin Wei wanted to move, but found that his whole body was limp and weak, as if his body had been run over by something, and his right hand was still weak.

Cheng Yu left after changing the medicine for him. In fact, Lin Wei didn't want to move, but he had to. After all, the problem of peeing cannot be overcome by perseverance.

"Fuck me..."

Lin Weiren was numb, the urge to urinate had been spinning in his mind since he opened his eyes, the bed next to him was covered by a curtain, he was probably a patient who couldn't take care of himself, asked Cheng Yu to help him go to the toilet and he I was embarrassed to speak, so I held back until now.

If he held it in for a while longer, he felt like he could set off a firecracker in his bladder to celebrate his escape.

With a disabled body and a strong mind, can a living person be suffocated to death by urine?

Lin Wei moved slowly, and after struggling for an unknown number of minutes, his feet finally touched the ground.

Lin Wei let out a breath, afraid of disturbing the patients on the bed next to him, he tried his best to keep his movements light, Lin Wei supported the bed with his left hand, and stuffed his feet into the slippers bit by bit, his legs were sore and sore, He was afraid that even if he moved to the toilet, he would have to say goodbye to the toilet as soon as he stood in front of the toilet.

In fact, Lin Wei thought too much. He just stood up and before he started to move, his legs gave up and he fell down. People often say, I admire you so much. Now Lin Wei has personally practiced it, and has a very deep understanding of the meaning of this idiom. mean.

Just lying on the ground.

Lu Yan was tired all night, and he didn't go to bed until early in the morning. He was afraid that Lin Wei would have some needs at night, so he purposely put the stuff on the bedside cabinet. It might be because the thing that pressed the curtain was too light. I don't know. When did the curtain return to its original position.

Lu Yan didn't sleep soundly at first, the bang directly shook his body, Lu Yan opened his eyes a little dazed, and stared at the ceiling for a minute before realizing where he was.

On the other side, Lin Wei was lying on the ground like a bastard. He held back not to scream just now because he was afraid of disturbing others, but he still heard the sound of the curtain being lifted behind. Also retract like a bastard.

It doesn't matter if you are ashamed, he is afraid that others will scold him, and his face hurts when he speaks now, so he must not be able to scold him.

"Lin Wei?"

Fuck?Lin Wei was sluggish, this hoarse voice was tinged with sexy, sensuality tinged with doubt, and doubt tinged with a faint smile...how could it be so similar to his Master Lu's voice?

"What are you doing lying on the ground?"

Lu Yan walked up to Lin Wei and squatted down. He felt that Lin Wei's lying posture was quite standard, speaking according to the unspoken thoughts in his mind.

——The exact posture that Lu Yan saw was a posture produced when Lin Wei tried to stand up but was interrupted by Lu Yan calling his name, and then Lin Wei froze.

The standard of this posture is that the buttocks are raised quite high.

"Master Lu...?" Lin Wei turned his head slowly, but the side he turned was the half of his face that was so swollen that even his mother couldn't recognize it, Lu Yan couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud at that moment.

After confirming that the person next to him was indeed Lu Yan, Lin Wei's mind went blank. Although in Lu Yan's eyes, Lin Wei's posture was quite standard, but in Lin Wei's eyes, he felt that he had changed from a crouching bastard to a The only thing that a lying toad is better than a human is that these two creatures are both amphibians.

But they are all beasts!

Lin Wei is a person with high self-demand. Between humans and animals, he chooses to pee first, otherwise it will be even more embarrassing if he pees in his pants after a while!

"Master Lu, hurry up, hurry up," Lin Wei said anxiously, "Help me up, I want to pee!"

As soon as he finished yelling, there was a sharp pain on his face. Lin Wei said shit at the time, but it hurt even more after the shit.

Lu Yan helped Lin Wei up while laughing, and a new problem appeared in the toilet, he couldn't stand still.

Unable to stand... how do you pee...?

Lin Wei's legs were trembling, and he wanted to cry, but he couldn't let his father pee, could he?

"Can you do it?" Lu Yan laughed until his stomach ached, "Why don't you pee while sitting?"

The toilet is very spacious, Lin Wei visually inspected how to minimize the damage if he suddenly loses strength and wants to fall during the process of urinating. It is impossible to urinate while sitting, and it is impossible in this life.

Lin Wei tilted his head and glanced at Lu Yan with his only seeing eye.

"All right, all right," Lu Yan put away the big white teeth that were exposed, "I won't laugh anymore, you stand firm, I'll wait for you at the door, call me if you need anything~"

After Lu Yan went out, Lin Wei always felt that there was something wrong with the sentence just now, as if there was some "schadenfreude" in it.

Why does the word "Oh~" with a long sound feel so unkind?

After living for 19 years, Lin Wei never thought that one day he would spend 10 minutes peeing.

His legs were trembling and his right hand was useless. His only comfort was that the trousers of the patient gown in the hospital were tight, otherwise the buttons would not be unbuttoned after peeing the trousers.

"Lin Wei~" Lu Yan stood outside the toilet door, pinching the time, "It's been 10 minutes~"

Standing in front of the toilet, Lin Wei raised his pants tremblingly, and pressed the flush button tremblingly. He really wanted to talk to Lu Yan, but his face hurts, let alone arguing with Lu Yan up!

Lin Wei was tired, but he didn't say anything.

Hearing the sound of flushing water, Lu Yan called out again.

"Can I come in? Are your pants pulled up? Need help?"

Lin Wei felt a row of crows flying over his head, and in just one night, Lu Yan spoke a lot more inexplicably.

And it's all bullshit!

Lin Wei didn't pay attention, turned around and walked out tremblingly. When he passed the mirror, he glanced casually, but he could no longer move his heavy and bewildered steps.

Who is that... that swollen pig's head in the mirror...! ! !

"Fuck!!!"

Lin Wei's violent swearing resounded throughout the ward, and Lu Yan, who was leaning against the wall, kicked the door with a trembling kick.

The door died in an instant.

"What's the matter?" Lu Yan rushed into the toilet and saw Lin Wei staring at the mirror in disbelief, his little appearance was filled with sorrow in sadness, bewilderment in sorrow, and a trace of strangeness in bewilderment.

Who is this in the mirror?

I do not recognize.

"You..." Lu Yan walked behind Lin Wei, and comforted him softly, "Why don't you look at the other half of your face first... Cheng Yu said that the appearance will recover after the swelling disappears."

If he didn't laugh after finishing speaking, Lin Wei might still be moved.

As a result, Lu Yan lowered his head as soon as he finished speaking, and Lin Wei saw Lu Yan's shoulders shaking non-stop from the mirror, he smiled... and smiled in front of him... Lin Wei raised his foot tremblingly, kicked Stepped on Lu Yan's foot.