The beauty of the fishing department is a god in the love variety show
Chapter 061 Temporary Variety Show
[It's really interesting, obviously Song An is the king of hearts every time, but his fans voted so little, it seems very unpopular! 】
[Fuck, according to the statistics of An An's fan bar, we definitely voted more than Tang You's, but why is the data so low!The garbage program group, we have jointly issued a complaint, just wait and see! 】
[Hehe, you An Fan said everything, what else did others say.It's obvious that the fans are not strong enough, but they insist on slapping their faces here to pretend to be fat, and dumping the blame on the program crew, it's really disgusting.Who doesn't know that you are the royal family, it is really no one who wants to take advantage of anything. 】
Before the show started here, the live streaming platform was already maxed out.The fans of the two parties were arguing fiercely, and the heat was raised immediately.
Not only that, but the atmosphere at the scene became warmer with the appearance of the two guests. Fans who were lucky enough to come to the scene frantically shook the light boards and cheering sticks, cheering for the guests they supported.
With the hot lights shaking, the show officially began.
Asparagus did not know where he came from, his smile was still the cheerful and lively one familiar to the audience, and he looked very high-spirited.
This show was too popular and brought him countless benefits, but it was also secretly followed by people, and he wished to replace him directly.
He smiled brighter and brighter. The more he did this, the less he would allow others to take advantage of his loopholes. Naturally, he had to seize the opportunity and not give others any room to pick up the loopholes.
"Welcome everyone to the heart-beating signal. In order to respond to everyone's enthusiastic anticipation, the program team specially arranged a live broadcast. We invited the guests who were most popular voted by fans and the king of heart-beating guests in the first four episodes to participate. .”
"Next, let us welcome the two guests of this issue - Tang You and Song An!"
Song An was extremely embarrassed, but he had to put on a gentle smile on his face and wave to the fans below.
The lights were so bright that he couldn't see what the fans below him were like, and he never thought that he still had fans.All of this seemed to be in a dream, making him unable to feel any sense of reality.
"Tang You, although he has only participated in the show once, his popularity is already very high. With his cute appearance, naughty character and unpredictable actions, he has won the support and love of fans. Now, he has 3000 fans on the star network. [-] fans, has been on the hot search list three times, and has a real-time popularity of [-] million."
Following the introduction of Asparagus, Tang You's fans shouted his name enthusiastically, and the yellow light sticks in their hands shook out a sea of lights.
After Tang You, it was Song An.
Wen Zhu couldn't help but look at him a few more times, after all, it was a miracle that he could grow from a country bumpkin on an unknown and remote planet to a hot star in the current interstellar world.
At first, everyone thought it was just cannon fodder, but they didn't expect that the F-rank cannon fodder could reach the present step by step.
"The next step is our four-period king of heartbeat - Song An! I have to say that his wonderful performance is eye-opening, but at the same time, there are many doubts that follow."
Song An was as stable as Mount Tai, as if he hadn't heard the question from Wenzhu's mouth.
But Tang You's fans in the audience let out mocking sighs, and Song An's pitifully few fans flushed with anger.
They really couldn't figure it out. Generally, for this kind of program, the program team would arrange the same seats for the fans of the two guests, and only if no fans were willing to pay to come, would they allocate them to the other party.
But the bar clearly counted a large number of people, but there were only a few left when they arrived at the scene. Compared with the momentum of Tang You's fans, it was far worse.
Are those people just talking about whoring gangs? !
Wen Zhu picked up the question card and raised his eyebrows with some interest: "Before the program starts, in response to the strong request of the audience and the careful arrangement of the program group, I will first ask guest Song An to answer a few questions."
"Excuse me, who is the fourth emperor of the Tang Deli Dynasty? What is his outstanding contribution in history?"
Song An looked at Wenzhu speechlessly, what the hell is this, what is the Tang Deli dynasty?
No words needed, his blank expression said it all.
He didn't even know!
The audience was all excited. At first, many people questioned that the program group deliberately arranged Song An's F-level status, just to highlight his cleverness and wit, and attract fans with counterattacks and contrasts. He didn't know the answer to the question.
[It's definitely a fake, don't believe it! 】
This is Tang Fan's unbelief.
[An'an is so pitiful, it looks like it's really a remote planet, I haven't learned anything, I'm so distressed! 】
This is An Fan's heartfelt voice.
Seeing that he couldn't answer, Wenzhu didn't feel embarrassed, but asked a second question.
"What is the limit of the quadrant of the universe?"
Song An spread his hands helplessly, and he didn't even know about it. If he wanted to ask, he should ask a high-end scientist.
The audience is also speechless, has it fallen to elementary school math?No wonder the program team wanted to give him an F. He couldn't even answer such a simple question. Could it be an S if it wasn't an F?
Wenzhu stared at him for a while, and could only announce that this question was also skipped.
"Of course, many people think that our program team did it, but it doesn't matter. We have another problem next."
At this time, the staff moved onto the big turntable, and saw that the grids above were basically filled with hit content, and there was only a one-tenth chance of drawing blanks.
Wenzhu gave up his seat with a smile, signaling Song An to come over: "Come on, let's see how lucky Song An's guest is."
Song An walked over, grabbed the turntable and turned it suddenly.I saw the pointer jumping quickly among the ten modules, and finally stopped right at the blank space.
Very good, this luck is no one else.
The asparagus was startled, and couldn't help turning it casually, but this time the pointer stopped on the hit mark very smoothly.
This time, even the way he looked at Song An became complicated and sympathetic.
It's really a proper F grade!
He faced the audience and said jokingly: "Now everyone should understand? The program team is very innocent."
An fan, opponent fan, black fan, and passers-by are all speechless, the facts are in front of them, Song An is not a character design at all, but... a real waste!
Wenzhu returned to the subject: "Okay, the mini-game is finished, and now we are about to start our "Face to Face Love"! Two guests, this is a great opportunity, you will meet the boss alone, as long as the heartbeat value reaches If it is more than eighty, one pass will be exempted, so try your best to win his favor!"
Tang You's eyes lit up. Before the show started, they didn't know the specific content, but now, it finally made him look forward to it.
Originally, when those people found him and asked him to deal with Song An, he still felt a little boring.Now, this unique reward finally made him excited.
He chewed the popping candy in his mouth, and the smile on his face became sweeter and greasy.
According to the voting ranking, Tang You entered the show first, while Song An could sit and watch.
Generally speaking, the first entry has an advantage, because it is more fresh, so it can attract more fans.
But Song An didn't think so much at all, he sat there with only embarrassment left in his heart.
Originally, I thought it would be embarrassing enough to broadcast a love variety show live in front of so many people, but now I have to watch it live, and even compete with others.
This is simply... social death!
The howling wind blows from the distant mountains, exuding a bit of ice and snow-like air.On the large platform on the mountainside, yellowish-brown soil and mottled rocks are exposed, and the endless forest spreads under the feet.
A giant dragon was lying on the ground, covered with black scales, its eyes were bloody red, its wide and huge wings fell powerlessly into the soil, and flapped a few times unwillingly.
Obviously, he was injured, not a minor one.
Seeing the human beings coming out of nowhere, the giant dragon suddenly became vigilant, staggered and wanted to stand up, but fell down because of powerlessness, and finally could only spray a few strands of dragon's breath from its nostrils. warning.
And Tang You stood in front of him, with a head of light brown curly hair that was very cute and cute, big and round eyes, shining with friendly kindness, which made people feel relieved.
[Yuyou is absolutely fine, as long as you show gentleness and kindness, you will definitely be able to take down the evil dragon. 】
[I'm looking forward to it, the love between the lovely human prince and the evil dragon! 】
Tang You pretended to be surprised and walked back and forth in front of the evil dragon, tilted his head, and asked innocently and deliberately: "Mr. Evil Dragon, you seem to be injured, do you need my help?" ?”
The evil dragon stared at him coldly, showing no sign of relaxing.These human beings are the most cunning, otherwise how could he fall into the trap and fall into this situation.
"Go away! Don't let me see you, or the next moment will be your death!"
The evil dragon said very bluntly, if it wasn't for the human's white magic that hurt his vitals, I'm afraid he would tear this human being to pieces now.
Tang You narrowed his eyes, his smile became brighter, and he said leisurely: "Oh, what a disobedient little dragon. It is said that Huluopingyang was bullied by dogs, you shouldn't see clearly the situation you are in now Do you want to speak again?"
He approached the evil dragon, staring at his huge eyeballs with a playful smile, but the words he said were creepy: "Pets should be a little self-conscious about pets. If you are obedient and sign a master-servant contract with me, I will take you with you." Go for treatment, and keep you rich and prosperous for the rest of your life. If you don't agree..."
Tang You's head seemed to have two small black horns growing out of the devil. At some point in his hand, he had already grasped a charged whip, and shook it violently with a smile that didn't reach his eyes.
The purple lightning whizzed past and hit the ground directly, leaving deep and scorched black marks, it is not difficult to see the power in it.
"If you don't agree, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer a little bit. It's really distressing!"
[Damn, what direction is this going? ? ?Shouldn't Tang You take the gentle redemption route?Why does it look so scary! 】
[Wow, this Yoyo is so exciting, it looks even more powerful than I imagined, looking forward to it! 】
How could the evil dragon give in, he is the top predator on this continent, a symbol of glory and majesty, it is a dream that a mere human wants to be his master!
He gritted his teeth coldly, supported his body with his claws with difficulty, and wanted to give this kid a little color.But he staggered two steps, but he only got heart-piercing pain.
Hateful human magician!
Tang You naturally understood his situation, and shook his head helplessly, as if he had nothing to do with him.
With a crisp snap, the whip slammed on the dragon's body fiercely.The seemingly inconspicuous electric whip directly smashed the indestructible scales of the evil dragon, and burned them directly into his flesh and blood.
The defenseless dragon roared in pain, but he was so weak at this moment that he couldn't even use the dragon's breath that burned Tang You.
[Fuck, according to the statistics of An An's fan bar, we definitely voted more than Tang You's, but why is the data so low!The garbage program group, we have jointly issued a complaint, just wait and see! 】
[Hehe, you An Fan said everything, what else did others say.It's obvious that the fans are not strong enough, but they insist on slapping their faces here to pretend to be fat, and dumping the blame on the program crew, it's really disgusting.Who doesn't know that you are the royal family, it is really no one who wants to take advantage of anything. 】
Before the show started here, the live streaming platform was already maxed out.The fans of the two parties were arguing fiercely, and the heat was raised immediately.
Not only that, but the atmosphere at the scene became warmer with the appearance of the two guests. Fans who were lucky enough to come to the scene frantically shook the light boards and cheering sticks, cheering for the guests they supported.
With the hot lights shaking, the show officially began.
Asparagus did not know where he came from, his smile was still the cheerful and lively one familiar to the audience, and he looked very high-spirited.
This show was too popular and brought him countless benefits, but it was also secretly followed by people, and he wished to replace him directly.
He smiled brighter and brighter. The more he did this, the less he would allow others to take advantage of his loopholes. Naturally, he had to seize the opportunity and not give others any room to pick up the loopholes.
"Welcome everyone to the heart-beating signal. In order to respond to everyone's enthusiastic anticipation, the program team specially arranged a live broadcast. We invited the guests who were most popular voted by fans and the king of heart-beating guests in the first four episodes to participate. .”
"Next, let us welcome the two guests of this issue - Tang You and Song An!"
Song An was extremely embarrassed, but he had to put on a gentle smile on his face and wave to the fans below.
The lights were so bright that he couldn't see what the fans below him were like, and he never thought that he still had fans.All of this seemed to be in a dream, making him unable to feel any sense of reality.
"Tang You, although he has only participated in the show once, his popularity is already very high. With his cute appearance, naughty character and unpredictable actions, he has won the support and love of fans. Now, he has 3000 fans on the star network. [-] fans, has been on the hot search list three times, and has a real-time popularity of [-] million."
Following the introduction of Asparagus, Tang You's fans shouted his name enthusiastically, and the yellow light sticks in their hands shook out a sea of lights.
After Tang You, it was Song An.
Wen Zhu couldn't help but look at him a few more times, after all, it was a miracle that he could grow from a country bumpkin on an unknown and remote planet to a hot star in the current interstellar world.
At first, everyone thought it was just cannon fodder, but they didn't expect that the F-rank cannon fodder could reach the present step by step.
"The next step is our four-period king of heartbeat - Song An! I have to say that his wonderful performance is eye-opening, but at the same time, there are many doubts that follow."
Song An was as stable as Mount Tai, as if he hadn't heard the question from Wenzhu's mouth.
But Tang You's fans in the audience let out mocking sighs, and Song An's pitifully few fans flushed with anger.
They really couldn't figure it out. Generally, for this kind of program, the program team would arrange the same seats for the fans of the two guests, and only if no fans were willing to pay to come, would they allocate them to the other party.
But the bar clearly counted a large number of people, but there were only a few left when they arrived at the scene. Compared with the momentum of Tang You's fans, it was far worse.
Are those people just talking about whoring gangs? !
Wen Zhu picked up the question card and raised his eyebrows with some interest: "Before the program starts, in response to the strong request of the audience and the careful arrangement of the program group, I will first ask guest Song An to answer a few questions."
"Excuse me, who is the fourth emperor of the Tang Deli Dynasty? What is his outstanding contribution in history?"
Song An looked at Wenzhu speechlessly, what the hell is this, what is the Tang Deli dynasty?
No words needed, his blank expression said it all.
He didn't even know!
The audience was all excited. At first, many people questioned that the program group deliberately arranged Song An's F-level status, just to highlight his cleverness and wit, and attract fans with counterattacks and contrasts. He didn't know the answer to the question.
[It's definitely a fake, don't believe it! 】
This is Tang Fan's unbelief.
[An'an is so pitiful, it looks like it's really a remote planet, I haven't learned anything, I'm so distressed! 】
This is An Fan's heartfelt voice.
Seeing that he couldn't answer, Wenzhu didn't feel embarrassed, but asked a second question.
"What is the limit of the quadrant of the universe?"
Song An spread his hands helplessly, and he didn't even know about it. If he wanted to ask, he should ask a high-end scientist.
The audience is also speechless, has it fallen to elementary school math?No wonder the program team wanted to give him an F. He couldn't even answer such a simple question. Could it be an S if it wasn't an F?
Wenzhu stared at him for a while, and could only announce that this question was also skipped.
"Of course, many people think that our program team did it, but it doesn't matter. We have another problem next."
At this time, the staff moved onto the big turntable, and saw that the grids above were basically filled with hit content, and there was only a one-tenth chance of drawing blanks.
Wenzhu gave up his seat with a smile, signaling Song An to come over: "Come on, let's see how lucky Song An's guest is."
Song An walked over, grabbed the turntable and turned it suddenly.I saw the pointer jumping quickly among the ten modules, and finally stopped right at the blank space.
Very good, this luck is no one else.
The asparagus was startled, and couldn't help turning it casually, but this time the pointer stopped on the hit mark very smoothly.
This time, even the way he looked at Song An became complicated and sympathetic.
It's really a proper F grade!
He faced the audience and said jokingly: "Now everyone should understand? The program team is very innocent."
An fan, opponent fan, black fan, and passers-by are all speechless, the facts are in front of them, Song An is not a character design at all, but... a real waste!
Wenzhu returned to the subject: "Okay, the mini-game is finished, and now we are about to start our "Face to Face Love"! Two guests, this is a great opportunity, you will meet the boss alone, as long as the heartbeat value reaches If it is more than eighty, one pass will be exempted, so try your best to win his favor!"
Tang You's eyes lit up. Before the show started, they didn't know the specific content, but now, it finally made him look forward to it.
Originally, when those people found him and asked him to deal with Song An, he still felt a little boring.Now, this unique reward finally made him excited.
He chewed the popping candy in his mouth, and the smile on his face became sweeter and greasy.
According to the voting ranking, Tang You entered the show first, while Song An could sit and watch.
Generally speaking, the first entry has an advantage, because it is more fresh, so it can attract more fans.
But Song An didn't think so much at all, he sat there with only embarrassment left in his heart.
Originally, I thought it would be embarrassing enough to broadcast a love variety show live in front of so many people, but now I have to watch it live, and even compete with others.
This is simply... social death!
The howling wind blows from the distant mountains, exuding a bit of ice and snow-like air.On the large platform on the mountainside, yellowish-brown soil and mottled rocks are exposed, and the endless forest spreads under the feet.
A giant dragon was lying on the ground, covered with black scales, its eyes were bloody red, its wide and huge wings fell powerlessly into the soil, and flapped a few times unwillingly.
Obviously, he was injured, not a minor one.
Seeing the human beings coming out of nowhere, the giant dragon suddenly became vigilant, staggered and wanted to stand up, but fell down because of powerlessness, and finally could only spray a few strands of dragon's breath from its nostrils. warning.
And Tang You stood in front of him, with a head of light brown curly hair that was very cute and cute, big and round eyes, shining with friendly kindness, which made people feel relieved.
[Yuyou is absolutely fine, as long as you show gentleness and kindness, you will definitely be able to take down the evil dragon. 】
[I'm looking forward to it, the love between the lovely human prince and the evil dragon! 】
Tang You pretended to be surprised and walked back and forth in front of the evil dragon, tilted his head, and asked innocently and deliberately: "Mr. Evil Dragon, you seem to be injured, do you need my help?" ?”
The evil dragon stared at him coldly, showing no sign of relaxing.These human beings are the most cunning, otherwise how could he fall into the trap and fall into this situation.
"Go away! Don't let me see you, or the next moment will be your death!"
The evil dragon said very bluntly, if it wasn't for the human's white magic that hurt his vitals, I'm afraid he would tear this human being to pieces now.
Tang You narrowed his eyes, his smile became brighter, and he said leisurely: "Oh, what a disobedient little dragon. It is said that Huluopingyang was bullied by dogs, you shouldn't see clearly the situation you are in now Do you want to speak again?"
He approached the evil dragon, staring at his huge eyeballs with a playful smile, but the words he said were creepy: "Pets should be a little self-conscious about pets. If you are obedient and sign a master-servant contract with me, I will take you with you." Go for treatment, and keep you rich and prosperous for the rest of your life. If you don't agree..."
Tang You's head seemed to have two small black horns growing out of the devil. At some point in his hand, he had already grasped a charged whip, and shook it violently with a smile that didn't reach his eyes.
The purple lightning whizzed past and hit the ground directly, leaving deep and scorched black marks, it is not difficult to see the power in it.
"If you don't agree, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer a little bit. It's really distressing!"
[Damn, what direction is this going? ? ?Shouldn't Tang You take the gentle redemption route?Why does it look so scary! 】
[Wow, this Yoyo is so exciting, it looks even more powerful than I imagined, looking forward to it! 】
How could the evil dragon give in, he is the top predator on this continent, a symbol of glory and majesty, it is a dream that a mere human wants to be his master!
He gritted his teeth coldly, supported his body with his claws with difficulty, and wanted to give this kid a little color.But he staggered two steps, but he only got heart-piercing pain.
Hateful human magician!
Tang You naturally understood his situation, and shook his head helplessly, as if he had nothing to do with him.
With a crisp snap, the whip slammed on the dragon's body fiercely.The seemingly inconspicuous electric whip directly smashed the indestructible scales of the evil dragon, and burned them directly into his flesh and blood.
The defenseless dragon roared in pain, but he was so weak at this moment that he couldn't even use the dragon's breath that burned Tang You.
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