When Villain Meets Villain [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 056 'Yanxuan' Competition
Gu Yiwei stayed with the nine disciples of the Second Elder, preparing for 'Yan Xuan'.
The selection criteria for the Second Elder is very simple, just be as ugly as her, and have great 'ambitions'.Not to mention the strange aesthetics of this group of people, there is also self-confidence that I don't know.As long as the eyes, nose and mouth are slightly longer and straighter, they will be ruthlessly criticized as ugly and featureless.
These nine disciples called themselves Nine Fairies, and all of them wore colorful jade pendants around their waists. Seeing that Gu Yiwei was also among them, they all mocked him in various ways.
"One should be self-aware. You haven't even reached the Qi refining period. How can you be ashamed to participate in the 'Yanxuan'?" A woman with a broad face and no eyebrows, who claimed to be the second fairy, said.
"That's right, if you go, you will only lose face to our Music School."
……
"I'm just here to make up the numbers, it's perfect! I hope all nine fairies can advance." Gu Yiwei spoke sweetly, ignoring the other party's bad words.
The nine people saw that his words were pleasant to hear, so they didn't make things difficult for him anymore.
Soon, the second elder, Yin Wanrou, appeared in the world dressed up.
She was wearing a smooth silk brocade dress, with a thin pleated gauze skirt covering her waist. The makeup and her old face were beyond description.Gu Yiwei turned his eyes away. In order to protect his eyes, he tried his best to look at the ground, and did not move his eyes to the faces of these women.
Soon, a group of people arrived at Linhuatai, the location of 'Yanxuan'.
The Hehuan sect is worthy of being an unorthodox sect, it can be said that there are gatherings of demons and ghosts.
Due to the transformation of the system, Gu Yiwei's sense of smell has changed. He smelled all kinds of rouge powder or incense and herbs in the room, and his head was dizzy and he felt uncomfortable in his stomach.
"Second Elder this year has a 'popular population'. I never expected that ten disciples will participate in the 'Yanxuan' this year, which is half more than last year." A scantily dressed woman looked at the Second Elder provocatively, with Said in a mocking tone.
"Fifth Elder wears even less clothes this year? Could it be that the noble faction is so poor that they can't even afford clothes? If you don't mind, I still have a few good brocades, which you can take away, and at least cover up the ones that need to be covered." The parts are all covered..." The second elder responded sarcastically.
"You..." The woman became angry from embarrassment. "What's the use of having so much brocade? Even if you dress like a flower, you're still worse than rotten shit."
"That's better than not wearing it..."
The two of you come and go, and the battle of lips and tongues begins.
"Shut up." At this moment, a cold and domineering female voice suddenly sounded.The tense atmosphere of the previous moment dissipated in an instant, and everyone turned sideways and bowed their heads in worship: "Welcome to the suzerain, the suzerain is blessed with the same blessings as the sky, and the sky is the same."
"Get up!" the woman said casually, with an unquestionable majesty in her voice.
Gu Yiwei raised his head quietly, and saw a looming figure through the thin veil rolled up by the wind, just a vague outline, Gu Yiwei could tell that the suzerain's figure was absolutely top-notch.
It is said that Hua Xun, the patriarch of the Albizia Sect, majored in seductive arts, with a more beautiful appearance than Hua, no matter a man or a woman, he would be easily fascinated by just taking a look at her.
These words came from the mouth of the nine fairies beside Gu Yiwei. Gu Yiwei thought about the different aesthetics of these nine people. If this suzerain can be praised so highly by the nine people, isn't he also a peerless ugly girl?
Thinking in this way, I heard a female disciple of the suzerain's sect say:
"Next, I will announce the rules of the 'Yanxuan'. This time, 'Yanxuan' is a competition of talent; Show off what you are best at, whether it is reciting poems or dancing to music and music, this competition will be voted by my Zonghong disciples, if you get more than half of the votes, you will pass and you can participate in the second competition."
"Please pay attention, this talent does not include martial arts. You can't practice medicine and poison on the spot like last year."
As soon as the female disciple finished speaking, the disciples of all sects started talking about it.
"My music school will definitely win in this first competition." The second fairy was full of confidence, and she puffed out her chest. "I'm going to sing a song, sisters, how about you?"
"I sing the lyrics."
"I'll tell you an interesting story."
……
As a result, all the candidates for the election came to the stage one after another, or performed songs and dances, played music, or told stories.
"The soft shoulders, the smooth muscles, the crystal white and tender black silk..."
However, the content of this performance, the words and phrases of the rap are really unsavory, each one is more than one H.
When it was Gu Yiwei's turn to perform on stage, the second elder and the nine fairies didn't have any expectations of him.
"Your voice is not good, and you don't have the feminine feeling of a woman. You can just dance casually when you are on stage." The second elder said.
Gu Yiwei nodded, but, can the dance be done casually?Not being able to box and show kung fu, it's really a bit...it doesn't seem to be a problem!
Gu Yiwei suddenly thought of a song, and began to sing: "Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
This beautiful and refined lyrics instantly baptizes the listener's ears in a crowd of obscene words and bad tunes.Several red disciples nodded one after another: "Not bad."
Although the voice was not soft, it was crisp and pleasant. The second elder and all the fairies were taken aback: "What song is this?"
So elegant and refined, neither lewd nor rotten, it really doesn't match the painting style of my sect.So, will you win by surprise?
In the first round of competition, eight out of ten members of the Music School passed.
"Oh! Second Elder, you don't have many participants. In the first round, two people will be eliminated. In the second round, four more people will be eliminated. In the third round... this number is not enough for you to eliminate!" The fifth elder said gloatingly.
"Oh! This singing requires hard work and talent to learn. But this striptease is different, everyone can take off." The second elder rolled his eyes.
"You..." Fifth Elder was so angry that his chest was tight and short of breath.
……
In the second martial arts competition, each sect basically showed their own abilities, sprinkling poison, making plots, and using various routines. Gu Yiwei had never participated in a martial arts competition with so many tricks. How could this be? Contest, this is clearly to compare who is more insidious and shameless.
Gu Yiwei's opponent is a female student who majors in illusion.
The illusion technique of the Acacia sect is assisted by ecstasy. After it is hallucinogenic, it will make the other party confused. After loving the person who took the drug, then let the other party commit suicide or cross the cultivation base.
There are various ways to use the medicine. Although Gu Yiwei had already blocked his nose with a cloth strip and was always on guard against the other party’s sudden spray of powder, he still fell into the trick. The most important thing is that he didn’t know when he got the trick .
His head was dizzy, and Gu Yiwei's vision began to blur. After a while, after clearing up again, he saw a woman in a fairy-colored dress who seemed to be stepping on the clouds, waving towards him.
The woman's figure is uneven, and her skin is like white jade.With provocative gestures, she came to Gu Yiwei, raised her delicate hands, and asked, "Do you like me? Come on, let's have fun together!"
Gu Yiwei raised his hand and punched her, causing her to rub against the ground.
His sight was clear again, Gu Yiwei looked at the woman rolling on the ground vomiting blood, the woman gritted her teeth in disbelief: "My illusion has never been broken by anyone, how did you do it?"
Gu Yiwei said: "Sorry, I like men."
So, the woman stood up again and turned into a very alluring man. The man had a pair of extremely gorgeous fox eyes, his face was covered with makeup and bright red lipstick.Gu Yiwei punched the opponent again.
"You..." The woman spat out blood again. "Why...my illusion doesn't work for you?"
Gu Yiwei touched his nose: "This time it can only be said that the aesthetics are different."
"What do you like?" the woman asked.
How can anyone tell themselves what type of person they like, and then let you become him to seduce themselves?
Gu Yiwei chuckled: "I like people who are prettier than me."
The woman looked at Gu Yiwei's disguised ugly face, and the corners of her mouth twitched. This time, she turned into an extremely ugly man with crooked eyes, nose and mouth, making all kinds of coquettish movements... Gu Yiwei She was so disgusted that she almost vomited out the last night's meal. This time, instead of fists, she kicked her unconscious.
Gu Yiwei felt that winning this match was not easy, he didn't even use his cultivation.
Half of the people were eliminated in the second competition. In the end, only two people passed the Yinshu Gate. One was already popular, and the other was Gu Yiwei.
Jiahong disciples can no longer be promoted, because if they advance again, they will reach the black rank, which is the rank of an elder.The position of the elder will not be given up casually.
Therefore, most of the 'Yan Xuan' red disciples do not participate, so there is only the second elder. It is really necessary to recruit someone to make up the number, otherwise no one will pass the 'Yan Xuan'. This old face really cannot be put aside.
The Second Elder never expected that the maid she despised the most would pass the second exam, so she immediately wanted to accept Gu Yiwei as a disciple.
"Elder, the maid is very nice, I am quite content." Gu Yiwei said.
He is a big man, and he doesn't want to learn from an old woman: how to seduce a man with a soft voice.
"My sect is declining day by day, and my biggest dream is to revive the Yinmen. Unfortunately..." the second elder sighed, "I am old, but none of my disciples can hope to inherit my mantle. You... yes Now, what's your name?"
After a long time, the old man didn't even know his own name.Isn't a mere maid not worthy of having a name?
Gu Yiwei thought for a while, what was the original name?He seemed to be a cannon fodder who disguised himself as a woman and mixed into the Yinmen to avoid inhuman treatment after being caught in the Hehuan Sect. He really didn't have a name.
"Gu..." Gu Yiwei said.He paused, he really didn't want his wise and noble name to come out of such a mouth.
"Gu?" However, the second elder didn't give him a chance to introduce himself, and said directly, "I'll call you Gu Huahua! This name is easy to remember."
"Huahua, starting today, you are my tenth disciple, Yin Wanrou."
"..." Gu Yiwei.
"Oh! That's a good name, Elder Shengming. Isn't this flower easy to attract bees and butterflies!" A female disciple on the side quickly praised.
"..." Gu Yiwei.
He felt that he could no longer stay in this rambunctious Hehuan Sect.
The selection criteria for the Second Elder is very simple, just be as ugly as her, and have great 'ambitions'.Not to mention the strange aesthetics of this group of people, there is also self-confidence that I don't know.As long as the eyes, nose and mouth are slightly longer and straighter, they will be ruthlessly criticized as ugly and featureless.
These nine disciples called themselves Nine Fairies, and all of them wore colorful jade pendants around their waists. Seeing that Gu Yiwei was also among them, they all mocked him in various ways.
"One should be self-aware. You haven't even reached the Qi refining period. How can you be ashamed to participate in the 'Yanxuan'?" A woman with a broad face and no eyebrows, who claimed to be the second fairy, said.
"That's right, if you go, you will only lose face to our Music School."
……
"I'm just here to make up the numbers, it's perfect! I hope all nine fairies can advance." Gu Yiwei spoke sweetly, ignoring the other party's bad words.
The nine people saw that his words were pleasant to hear, so they didn't make things difficult for him anymore.
Soon, the second elder, Yin Wanrou, appeared in the world dressed up.
She was wearing a smooth silk brocade dress, with a thin pleated gauze skirt covering her waist. The makeup and her old face were beyond description.Gu Yiwei turned his eyes away. In order to protect his eyes, he tried his best to look at the ground, and did not move his eyes to the faces of these women.
Soon, a group of people arrived at Linhuatai, the location of 'Yanxuan'.
The Hehuan sect is worthy of being an unorthodox sect, it can be said that there are gatherings of demons and ghosts.
Due to the transformation of the system, Gu Yiwei's sense of smell has changed. He smelled all kinds of rouge powder or incense and herbs in the room, and his head was dizzy and he felt uncomfortable in his stomach.
"Second Elder this year has a 'popular population'. I never expected that ten disciples will participate in the 'Yanxuan' this year, which is half more than last year." A scantily dressed woman looked at the Second Elder provocatively, with Said in a mocking tone.
"Fifth Elder wears even less clothes this year? Could it be that the noble faction is so poor that they can't even afford clothes? If you don't mind, I still have a few good brocades, which you can take away, and at least cover up the ones that need to be covered." The parts are all covered..." The second elder responded sarcastically.
"You..." The woman became angry from embarrassment. "What's the use of having so much brocade? Even if you dress like a flower, you're still worse than rotten shit."
"That's better than not wearing it..."
The two of you come and go, and the battle of lips and tongues begins.
"Shut up." At this moment, a cold and domineering female voice suddenly sounded.The tense atmosphere of the previous moment dissipated in an instant, and everyone turned sideways and bowed their heads in worship: "Welcome to the suzerain, the suzerain is blessed with the same blessings as the sky, and the sky is the same."
"Get up!" the woman said casually, with an unquestionable majesty in her voice.
Gu Yiwei raised his head quietly, and saw a looming figure through the thin veil rolled up by the wind, just a vague outline, Gu Yiwei could tell that the suzerain's figure was absolutely top-notch.
It is said that Hua Xun, the patriarch of the Albizia Sect, majored in seductive arts, with a more beautiful appearance than Hua, no matter a man or a woman, he would be easily fascinated by just taking a look at her.
These words came from the mouth of the nine fairies beside Gu Yiwei. Gu Yiwei thought about the different aesthetics of these nine people. If this suzerain can be praised so highly by the nine people, isn't he also a peerless ugly girl?
Thinking in this way, I heard a female disciple of the suzerain's sect say:
"Next, I will announce the rules of the 'Yanxuan'. This time, 'Yanxuan' is a competition of talent; Show off what you are best at, whether it is reciting poems or dancing to music and music, this competition will be voted by my Zonghong disciples, if you get more than half of the votes, you will pass and you can participate in the second competition."
"Please pay attention, this talent does not include martial arts. You can't practice medicine and poison on the spot like last year."
As soon as the female disciple finished speaking, the disciples of all sects started talking about it.
"My music school will definitely win in this first competition." The second fairy was full of confidence, and she puffed out her chest. "I'm going to sing a song, sisters, how about you?"
"I sing the lyrics."
"I'll tell you an interesting story."
……
As a result, all the candidates for the election came to the stage one after another, or performed songs and dances, played music, or told stories.
"The soft shoulders, the smooth muscles, the crystal white and tender black silk..."
However, the content of this performance, the words and phrases of the rap are really unsavory, each one is more than one H.
When it was Gu Yiwei's turn to perform on stage, the second elder and the nine fairies didn't have any expectations of him.
"Your voice is not good, and you don't have the feminine feeling of a woman. You can just dance casually when you are on stage." The second elder said.
Gu Yiwei nodded, but, can the dance be done casually?Not being able to box and show kung fu, it's really a bit...it doesn't seem to be a problem!
Gu Yiwei suddenly thought of a song, and began to sing: "Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
This beautiful and refined lyrics instantly baptizes the listener's ears in a crowd of obscene words and bad tunes.Several red disciples nodded one after another: "Not bad."
Although the voice was not soft, it was crisp and pleasant. The second elder and all the fairies were taken aback: "What song is this?"
So elegant and refined, neither lewd nor rotten, it really doesn't match the painting style of my sect.So, will you win by surprise?
In the first round of competition, eight out of ten members of the Music School passed.
"Oh! Second Elder, you don't have many participants. In the first round, two people will be eliminated. In the second round, four more people will be eliminated. In the third round... this number is not enough for you to eliminate!" The fifth elder said gloatingly.
"Oh! This singing requires hard work and talent to learn. But this striptease is different, everyone can take off." The second elder rolled his eyes.
"You..." Fifth Elder was so angry that his chest was tight and short of breath.
……
In the second martial arts competition, each sect basically showed their own abilities, sprinkling poison, making plots, and using various routines. Gu Yiwei had never participated in a martial arts competition with so many tricks. How could this be? Contest, this is clearly to compare who is more insidious and shameless.
Gu Yiwei's opponent is a female student who majors in illusion.
The illusion technique of the Acacia sect is assisted by ecstasy. After it is hallucinogenic, it will make the other party confused. After loving the person who took the drug, then let the other party commit suicide or cross the cultivation base.
There are various ways to use the medicine. Although Gu Yiwei had already blocked his nose with a cloth strip and was always on guard against the other party’s sudden spray of powder, he still fell into the trick. The most important thing is that he didn’t know when he got the trick .
His head was dizzy, and Gu Yiwei's vision began to blur. After a while, after clearing up again, he saw a woman in a fairy-colored dress who seemed to be stepping on the clouds, waving towards him.
The woman's figure is uneven, and her skin is like white jade.With provocative gestures, she came to Gu Yiwei, raised her delicate hands, and asked, "Do you like me? Come on, let's have fun together!"
Gu Yiwei raised his hand and punched her, causing her to rub against the ground.
His sight was clear again, Gu Yiwei looked at the woman rolling on the ground vomiting blood, the woman gritted her teeth in disbelief: "My illusion has never been broken by anyone, how did you do it?"
Gu Yiwei said: "Sorry, I like men."
So, the woman stood up again and turned into a very alluring man. The man had a pair of extremely gorgeous fox eyes, his face was covered with makeup and bright red lipstick.Gu Yiwei punched the opponent again.
"You..." The woman spat out blood again. "Why...my illusion doesn't work for you?"
Gu Yiwei touched his nose: "This time it can only be said that the aesthetics are different."
"What do you like?" the woman asked.
How can anyone tell themselves what type of person they like, and then let you become him to seduce themselves?
Gu Yiwei chuckled: "I like people who are prettier than me."
The woman looked at Gu Yiwei's disguised ugly face, and the corners of her mouth twitched. This time, she turned into an extremely ugly man with crooked eyes, nose and mouth, making all kinds of coquettish movements... Gu Yiwei She was so disgusted that she almost vomited out the last night's meal. This time, instead of fists, she kicked her unconscious.
Gu Yiwei felt that winning this match was not easy, he didn't even use his cultivation.
Half of the people were eliminated in the second competition. In the end, only two people passed the Yinshu Gate. One was already popular, and the other was Gu Yiwei.
Jiahong disciples can no longer be promoted, because if they advance again, they will reach the black rank, which is the rank of an elder.The position of the elder will not be given up casually.
Therefore, most of the 'Yan Xuan' red disciples do not participate, so there is only the second elder. It is really necessary to recruit someone to make up the number, otherwise no one will pass the 'Yan Xuan'. This old face really cannot be put aside.
The Second Elder never expected that the maid she despised the most would pass the second exam, so she immediately wanted to accept Gu Yiwei as a disciple.
"Elder, the maid is very nice, I am quite content." Gu Yiwei said.
He is a big man, and he doesn't want to learn from an old woman: how to seduce a man with a soft voice.
"My sect is declining day by day, and my biggest dream is to revive the Yinmen. Unfortunately..." the second elder sighed, "I am old, but none of my disciples can hope to inherit my mantle. You... yes Now, what's your name?"
After a long time, the old man didn't even know his own name.Isn't a mere maid not worthy of having a name?
Gu Yiwei thought for a while, what was the original name?He seemed to be a cannon fodder who disguised himself as a woman and mixed into the Yinmen to avoid inhuman treatment after being caught in the Hehuan Sect. He really didn't have a name.
"Gu..." Gu Yiwei said.He paused, he really didn't want his wise and noble name to come out of such a mouth.
"Gu?" However, the second elder didn't give him a chance to introduce himself, and said directly, "I'll call you Gu Huahua! This name is easy to remember."
"Huahua, starting today, you are my tenth disciple, Yin Wanrou."
"..." Gu Yiwei.
"Oh! That's a good name, Elder Shengming. Isn't this flower easy to attract bees and butterflies!" A female disciple on the side quickly praised.
"..." Gu Yiwei.
He felt that he could no longer stay in this rambunctious Hehuan Sect.
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