When Villain Meets Villain [Quick Transmigration]

Facts have proved that participating in interstellar battles is incomparable to grabbing food with old ladies and grandmothers. The former Gu Yiwei has never been defeated, and the latter...

Gu Yiwei didn't even grab an onion.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at Gu Yiwei who was empty-handed, and the lawless little kid rarely showed frustration.

"Guaranteed to complete the task?"

Taking pleasure in others' misfortune, Lin Xiaoxiao decided that if this little kid cries, he can reluctantly lend a helping hand.

Unexpectedly, the little boy scanned the surroundings, but there was no trace of sadness.He took him to the vegetable market to buy vegetables that cost twice as much.

"Promise to complete the task." Gu Yiwei was full of pride, raising his eyebrows and looking at Lin Xiaoxiao.

Oh - you're pretty smart.

"Host, from today onwards, you must do good deeds every day, and you must complete the unlocking task before completely saving the villain!"

"Oh!"

Doing good every day, picking up money without hesitation, saving people from fire and water, going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire... right?

Gu Yiwei stuffed the rest of the money into Lin Xiaoxiao's pocket, took the money out of his pocket and threw it on the ground while he was not paying attention, then bent down to pick it up: "Little brat, you lost the money."

Lin Xiaoxiao turned her head, Gu Yiwei walked over and put the picked up money into his hands.

Isn't it done after picking up the gold?

"Host, how could you do this...you call this picking up money?"

"Isn't it? The owner lost the money, and I returned the money I picked up to the owner. Isn't this just picking up money?"

"……"system.

"Hey! Kid, the money you picked up just now is mine!" At this moment, a few punks with yellow hair walked up to them.

The young man who was talking in the middle stopped the two of them, stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers at Lin Xiaoxiao: "Come on, return the money to brother."

Gu Yiwei glanced at him coldly, such hooligans can be found everywhere, StarCraft can always meet ordinary people, and after being taught a lesson by him, they will consciously walk around.Without saying a word, he raised his fist and wanted to beat him up.

"Host, the little villain is still here, don't fight, it will teach the children badly." System 009 quickly reminded.

So, Gu Yiwei let go of his fist, and when it landed on the little gangster, it had spread out with five fingers.

Putting his hand on the little gangster's shoulder, he smiled slightly and said, "Brother, did you drop the money just now?"

Seeing Gu Yiwei throwing his fist at him with murderous intent, the little gangster thought that the child was audacious and wanted to beat him up, but before he could back up in time, he saw his hand on his shoulder, and was a little dazed for a while.

"Yes! I dropped it."

"Oh! Xiaoxiao." Gu Yiwei turned his head and asked the child, "He said he lost the money."

Lin Xiaoxiao was very calm, raised her eyes slightly, and asked, "How much money did you lose?"

"……"gangster.

How the hell does he know.

"You can drop as much money as you have in your hand." Another little gangster standing next to him said.

Lin Xiaoxiao tilted her head, her black and white eyes were full of evil, like a beast that has been dormant for too long and is about to ambush.He smiled slightly, took out the money from his pocket, and said, "I only have one dollar in my pocket."

"Fart! I saw the red ticket just now, return the money to my brother, or my brother will beat me up!" The gangster waved his fist, threatening the two of them.

Although the body is just a child, Lin Xiaoxiao's soul is an adult after all, bigger than these brats in front of her, so she is not afraid at all.Just when he was about to say something, the little kid at the side took the money away from him.

"Xiaoxiao, stand far away."

Lin Xiaoxiao was puzzled, but she was very curious about what Gu Yiwei was going to do, so he took a few steps back.

"Further away, do you see the electric pole behind you? Just stand there and wait for me."

Gu Yiwei commanded Lin Xiaoxiao, and a group of gangsters looked at the two of them, but didn't stop them, as if they were watching them bouncing around.

Lin Xiaoxiao stood further away as she said, and the little kid looked at his posture with a cool expression.It seems that he intends to fight with these gangsters, maybe he is afraid of hurting himself, so he...

Before he could be touched for a while, Gu Yiwei suddenly raised his sleeves, jumped three feet to the ground, and ran towards him with his legs, shouting as he ran, "Little dwarf, run quickly."

"..." Lin Xiaoxiao didn't expect it.

The little bastards cursed.Spread your legs to chase.

Gu Yiwei originally thought that his speed would definitely be able to throw off a few punks, but he didn't expect that when he was out of breath and just approached Lin Xiaoxiao, the punk twisted the collar of his clothes with one hand.

The little bastard waved his hand and patted him on the head.

"Let you run, let you run, court death."

"System, bring me the light particle cannonball, I will blow up these two."

"Hey, host, there is no such thing as you said!"

"Oh——" Gu Yiwei raised his foot, kicked the little bastard in the crotch, then broke free from his hand, and pulled Lin Xiaoxiao, finally running away.

"Xiaoxiao, what I did just now was wrong, please don't follow me." Gu Yiwei panted against the wall.

The corner of Lin Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched slightly.

"Are you going to take the money out of my pocket, throw it on the ground and then pick it up and give it to me?"

"..." Gu Yiwei.

"Xiaoxiao... you can't solve any problems by force. We can't be too extreme in anything we do. We must always have a kind heart..."

Task: recite the words on the interface.

Damn the system! ! !

Gu Yiwei was actually planning to say just now: Hard fists are the truth. When you encounter such stinky hooligans in the future, don't be polite to them. If you can't beat them, kick them, and if you can't kick them, run away...

"As the saying goes, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to see the sea and the sky. We always uphold the truth, goodness and beauty. As long as everyone gives a love, the world will become a better world."

Lin Xiaoxiao blinked, feeling that the little kid must have lost his mind.

"You're right." Lin Xiaoxiao nodded, "But your actions haven't kept up with your noble thoughts."

"..." Gu Yiwei.

"Pfft—" Lin Xiaoxiao was amused by the kid's funny expression.He stepped forward and straightened Gu Yiwei's wrinkled clothes, and said, "Don't you want to go to the mall to buy clothes? Let's go!"

……

Gu Yiwei took more than a month's leave because he fell from a high platform.Seeing that the holidays were approaching, it was time for him to go to school.But in view of Gu Yiwei's brain injury, he forgot a lot of things, and at the same time under Gu Yiwei's strong request, Gu's father and mother gave him a grade.

In the same class as Lin Xiaoxiao.

On the first day of school, both of them were devastated.

One is that he doesn't want to go to school at all, and the other is that he feels bored.

Both of them sat silently on the chairs, watching the elementary school students around them making a fuss.

Due to limited conditions, most of the children did not go to kindergarten and started school directly in the first grade. This was the first time for them to leave their parents and sit in a strange classroom among a group of strange peers. The child has started to cry loudly, shouting: I want my father and I want my mother.

Worried parents crowded outside the classroom, waving their hands through the windows to comfort their children.

In such a comparison, the 'quietness' of Gu Yiwei and Lin Xiaoxiao is completely abnormal.

Gu Yiwei happened to be sitting by the window, because he was repeating a grade, and he was with Lin Xiaoxiao, so Gu's father and mother were not worried at all. After sending the two to school, they went to work in peace of mind.

He thought there was noise outside the window, noise inside the window, parents and children shouting at each other through the open window endlessly, so he stood up and closed the window mercilessly with a 'snap'.

Then, he turned his head to look at the child: "On the first day of school, if you are not used to it, you can cry twice."

He patted his shoulder generously: "I will lend you my shoulder."

Lin Xiaoxiao glared at him. At this time, the head teacher finally started to clean up the classroom discipline, calmed down the students in the class, and then went out to persuade the parents to leave.

On the first day of school, it is nothing more than giving the primary school students psychological persuasion for a while, then explaining the classroom discipline and school requirements, etc., and finally selecting the class representative.

At this time, the cheerful and generous children raised their hands to compete. Gu Yiwei was not interested in being the leader of a group of kids, but a new task popped up on the system interface:

Task [-]: Help the little villain quickly integrate into the new group

Task [-]: Election for monitor

"Hey! I'm not a big man, why do I have to compete with a group of brats for monitor?"

"Host, becoming the squad leader can better help the little villain and allow him to better integrate into the group. In the previous life, the little villain was often excluded and bullied because of his status as an orphan!"

"Oh—" Gu Yiwei raised his hand reluctantly.

"Gu Wei is going to run for the monitor, we welcome it." The head teacher said loudly.

Therefore, Gu Yiwei stood on the podium and made his remarks about running for monitor.

What lines do you need to run for monitor?Gu Yiwei thought for a moment.In Interstellar, what did he say when he became the head of the pirates?

Start a new century?Create brilliant?

"Hi everyone, it's a great honor to participate in this election. I want to be the leader of the first class, and I should be excellent in all aspects. It just so happens that I meet this requirement very well. I am extremely smart, kind and enthusiastic, handsome and handsome... that's right. All the shining advantages of human beings are gathered in me.” The first rule of running for the pirate boss: If you want to think that you are better than anyone or anything, you must be so confident that everyone will be convinced.

A group of primary school students listened to Gu Yiwei's sonorous voice with their eyes wide open.

Wow!This kid is so confident and has a loud voice, but isn't he really a funny guy brought by a monkey?

"I will lead my class onto the stage of history, create new brilliance, and start a new century. Let us work together for interstellar...world peace!"

Clap, clap—maybe because of Gu Yiwei's high emotions, they passed on to everyone, and a group of students burst into applause.

The head teacher on the side twitched the corners of his mouth, and really wanted to remind the student in front of him that we are running for the monitor of the class, not for the superman of the universe or the hero of the world.

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't even notice, this little brat was literally "embarrassed".

After Gu Yiwei's speech, get out of class was over, so the teacher asked everyone to discuss on their own during the end of get out of class, and began to vote for the class leader in the next class.

Gu Yiwei gave full play to his ingenuity, bought two big boxes of lollipops at the commissary with money, and distributed candies to the children one by one from the first group:

"Remember to choose me in class later."

"Choose me! If you choose me, you will give me a lollipop. Come, come, choose me..."

Lin Xiaoxiao, who was watching Gu Yiwei's superb operation, blinked.

This operation, thank you can think of it.

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