Night Rabbit Shinra

Tiaozi deeply reflected for a day (has it been that long?)—it is already a bold act to get involved in such a masterpiece as "Gintama", and even dared to imitate the style of the original work from time to time (although I know you Definitely didn't see it).

I had an epiphany - this is a prostitution article!We must always unswervingly take whoring as the goal and the purpose as the means, whoring style, whoring, achievement and results, and fully carry forward the spirit of whoring.

The above is the part of this chapter.

It is said that I am a person who wants to save face. Master and his family have said so.But unexpectedly very frank, always expressing emotions in the most direct way.

There is no other way. Not everyone can feel my emotions as quickly as Kamui. Since expressions cannot be expressed, I try to use words and actions to replace them.I'm just expressionless, not emotionless.

Sure enough, it was right to come to Earth, and it's great to be actively looking for them.

I was in a good mood and slightly bent the corners of my mouth to eat in small bites. Although I was obviously out of tune with the surrounding atmosphere, I still went my own way without being affected.After taking a sip of the soup to moisten my throat, I said, "ね, wig, what about the others? Ah, what are you two doing staring at me?"

The wig rubbed his chin and said seriously: "It's not a wig, it's Gui. I was just thinking that Shinra in my memory never seemed to smile, and he didn't eat so politely."

I swallowed the food in my mouth carefully before saying: "Image change. At least I've even had surgery, and I want to try to change my temperament a little bit."

Yinshi held his chin and said, "I'm sorry. Temperament is like shit that you accidentally stepped on. It can't be wiped off no matter what!"

The smile collapsed after a while, and I said, "That's right, it's really tiring to maintain the expression, and it's the most troublesome to control the facial muscles. It really deserves the experience of piles of shit, it's very incisive."

The blue veins on Yinshi's forehead twitched: "I'm sorry that I don't have the self-consciousness of being a pile of shit like you!"

"Thank you for the hospitality, I'm full." After setting the table and chopsticks, I asked, "Do you still remember how I knocked you out?"

"My uncle is so narrow-minded. I will definitely bear this grudge for the rest of my life! I will continue to curse you even in the coffin! Why did you rush over suddenly?!" Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng: "Yin Shi is indeed a very considerate person. It's never changed."

"I don't understand what you're talking about. Two big men don't stick together, it's disgusting! I don't want to be in a doujinshi!"

Hearing this sentence, I sighed helplessly: "Wig, am I a man?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui. To be honest, it's also the setting of long hair. I think I want more men." This kind of serious attitude is what makes people want to complain the most but is always unable to complain.

After chatting comfortably for a while as before, the lattice door was opened with a "swipe", and a tall man in black walked in. I was keenly aware that his originally sharp breath softened a lot after stepping into this room.

While I was looking at him, he also squinted at me for a while, and asked first, "Who are you?"

I suddenly realized that I thumped my left palm: "Jin Zhu! It's Jin Zhu!"

The other party frowned, searching the memory more strenuously.

I said: "I'm Shinra! God, Ra! It's the one who seriously helps you practice swordsmanship, kindly cleans the room for you, accepts your food gifts, and even treats you well when you are 14 years old and still wet the bed. Shinra, who is the most beloved by Matsuyo-san~!”

The eyes of the other two people in the room widened in surprise, Yin Shi thumped the table and laughed: "So Takasugi was still wetting the bed at that time, puhaha!"

Takasugi put his left hand on the scabbard, put his thumb on the guard and pushed out the blade by two centimeters: "If you laugh again, I'll cut you both off. Also, Shinra——" Jinsuke raised his chin and smiled with a bit of natural Aoqi: "My memory is very good, don't spread rumors casually."

I sighed regretfully: "I thought Jinsuke was an idiot who could put some disgraceful stain on your life."

"Knowing you guys is already the biggest blemish in my life. I don't need any more." Putting the saber aside, he sat on the ground, curled one leg and squinted at me lazily: "Tea."

I obediently poured a cup of tea and handed it to him: "I always feel that Jin Zhu's temper is much better. You would have slapped me on the head if I provoked you like this before."

Jin Zhu took a sip of tea and said, "Because you are a woman."

Hearing this, the three of us who were also drinking tea sprayed out the tea at the same time.

"Puff cough cough, Nanan Nanani?!" This was the duet of those two stupid men.

"Jin Zhu~~~~~~~~" This is my grateful tone.

I couldn't help jumping in front of him and approaching his face: "Can you see it? Can you see it? Can you see it already?!"

Jinsuke glanced at my chest lightly: "It's strange to see it."

"Huh?" I turned to look at him suspiciously.

Looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, he said softly, "The teacher told me."

The atmosphere instantly cooled down.

I don't know what to say, so the author doesn't know what to write.Just standing there at a loss: "That... that... um..."

Jin Zhu pulled the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "You look a little girly at this time. Would you like me to give you some clothes, this body is really not feminine at all."

The saddest person took the initiative to change the subject. It stands to reason that I should follow the steps he gave.But my stubborn personality prevented me from doing that. I clenched my fist and took a deep breath, and was about to say something when the sliding door suddenly fell in two, and a few cosmic beings stepped on the broken door with weapons, yelling Say something like "found it" and "first achievement".

The three of them reacted with a "Qi" sound at the same time, Jin Zhu suddenly threw me to the side and rolled on the spot, and then Yinshi's wig had lifted up the low table and threw it at the passerby, the three of them pulled out their knives and slashed open. The wall jumped out.

I just came to my senses, quickly pulled Takasugi's hand away and jumped up, kicked a cosmic man who was about to jump down by the window sill, and the huge inertia brought it to fly backwards, knocking down a group of people.

Jumping and flashing a few bullets, I picked up the umbrella that fell in the corner and slapped it hard on the wall, then accompanied by the rumbling sound effect, the wall and ceiling shattered, and I jumped out quickly, just in time to catch up. Silver came back before them.

"You!" Yinshi yelled and was about to scold, I held up my umbrella and quickly answered, "It doesn't matter, I'm very strong."

"No matter how powerful you are, you are still a girl." The three scolded me, and I pouted, "Did you find out?"

So the three of them fell silent, and I said, "ね, can I join you?"

Jin Zhu frowned: "What are you doing?"

"Of course it's a barbarian." With one hand on my hip, I shook my head triumphantly: "I'm a mercenary. Since you have paid enough, of course I will work for you."

"..." There was a moment of silence.

I said embarrassingly: "At this time, you should ask 'what price did I pay'?"

"Then you say 'Of course it's a priceless friendship' and other passionate answers?" Hiding your face, Jin Zhu, are you complaining about me?

"Huh." With a sneer, Jin Zhu stretched out his hand and patted my forehead: "Do you want me to give you a skirt?"

Eh?

Yinshi patted my head: "Rabbit and bear dolls, which one do you want?"

eh?

The wig pulled out the delicious bar that he carried with him: "Ah, there is no chocolate flavor. Do you want the corn chowder flavor?"

eh eh?

I shook my head: "No, no, it shouldn't be like this. Don't treat me like a child!"

Yinshi picked his nose: "Who is interested in being a nanny? I just see you as a girl, that's the truth, right?"

The hairs all over my body stood on end: "If you treat me like a girl, don't wipe the filth of your soul on my clothes, bastard! Do you want me to tear off your soul?"

"Did my soul offend you? Why do you always have trouble with it. Don't think that you can become a man by tearing my soul!"

"Haha, that's funny. I'd rather stuff two ping-pong balls than your two sesame-sized guys! Ah, no! Don't change the subject!" When they finally realized his intentions, several people had already walked several steps away .

"Wait for me, you guys." I trotted to keep up with them.Unexpectedly, when they were approaching, the three of them suddenly started running in a tacit understanding. I was thrown ten meters down in a daze, and I hurriedly increased my horsepower to catch up.

"Ah, you bastards, wait for me!"

"Catch up yourself, idiot!"

The author has something to say: I really don't know how to write a magic horse, I can't hold back it!

I really want a long review~ (twist)

I've been playing "Crimson Meteor" recently, and I said that the ignis dubbed by Zi'an Wuren is so cute!

It will not be updated before the winter vacation, I want to review!I want all excellent!I want to spend the New Year in peace!

The picture drawn by Miss Sora, put it up and let everyone worship together.

In fact, Shinra girls have always worn men's gowns, [some of Kamui's clothes are still worn by Shinra] I won't tell you anything.But the cheongsam with high slits is so sexy, and the scarf also blocks the small breasts that are congenitally deficient. Girl, you are doing well -___, -Shinra will thank you.

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