Night Rabbit Shinra

Friendly reminder: Distortion~Actually~it’s very beautiful~but~if you can’t accept~please silently~abandon it~

"Brother, brother, lower your head." Shenwei grabbed my hand and asked almost coquettishly. I bent down without thinking much, and my lip was immediately bitten hard.

Shenwei rushed forward and said, "I've stamped it! Brother is responsible! Let's get married tomorrow!"

Grabbing his standing hair, I said darkly: "If you don't want to be shot in the head, just confess to me the cause and the result."

The red dumb hair trembled and slipped out of my palm, Shenwei smiled and said: "The reason is that my mother told me 'how to conquer the color of a rigid man ~ lure', I stamped it after that, and it turned out that my brother was responsible Responsibility——” The last word seemed to echo slightly.

"Does this red heart-rimmed memory have something to do with my current situation? Brother." The veins on the purple potato dumpling's arm broke through the barrier of the fat layer for the first time and pushed up the skin, struggling with the arms of the crocodile trying to close its upper and lower jaws. .

I sat on the side calmly: "I just want to tell you that the crocodile loves you and only bites you."

Purple Potato Dumpling grew up with a bright red sausage mouth and sprayed: "Is this really love? It wants to eat it? I want to eat it. I'm right!"

I looked away decisively: "It's love!"

"Although this prince is always called a fool, he is actually very smart. Isn't it love? Come and save me, people!" In the dirt behind him, I said, "Allah, it missed."

The purple potato dumpling is full of cows: "Master Shinra, I am wrong, please save me."

Reluctantly, I jumped over, grabbed the crocodile's tail, swung it round and threw it away, until I heard the sound of a heavy object falling in the distance - I forgot to pull out the purple potato dumpling first.

Well~ Take care of him ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Because Kamui Kagura's reaction to being bullied is so cute, I can't help but keep this habit. In the words of my aunt, it is "to put on the honest face of the simple and simple people and do everything I can." .

It’s just that there are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom. Shenwei is smart, and recently it has become more and more able to counter my army.As for Kagura, at such a young age, she has a babyish voice and a tender and loli face, and she has become obscene! ! !

Dad is very sad, Dad is going to grow mushrooms, and Dad is going to make weathered stone statues...

It's my sister, not Xu Wanghuan! 【Mother's Language in Heaven】

Ma'am, don't you think it's very stealthy for you to refresh yourself from time to time?

The aura of Mary Sue will always envelope the world and be immortal for generations to come. 【Mother's Language in Heaven】

The communicator on the waist beeped a few times, and Mei Duo's voice sounded: "I am negotiating in Japan, come and escort me quickly, and the salary will be calculated separately." The words are concise and full of temptation.

So he picked up the purple potato dumpling, ignored his protest (though he couldn't) stuffed it into a land-used flying saucer, and bid farewell to the African savannah.

Only after landing did I know how difficult this so-called escort mission was.

Naturally, the incompetent king cannot represent the will of the people, so some warriors who claimed to fight against the barbarians united to encircle and suppress the heavenly beings who came to sign the treaty of humiliating the country. Mei Duo and the others were naturally one of them.

When I found Mei Duo among a pile of blood-stained corpses, the protective clothing on her body was already torn. When she saw me, her first reaction was to cover her nose: "Fortunately, all warriors are male *&#￥#%!"

I picked her up and ran towards the place where the spaceship was moored. The Japanese sun forced me to hold up an umbrella, and the spotless white was very conspicuous among the fighting crowd, so I was naturally besieged.

Fortunately, after a day of melee, these people were at the end of their strength, and they were able to deal with it freely, so I focused more on escaping.In all fairness, I still don't want homicidal creatures.

I have to admit that when the spaceship appeared in my field of vision, I did let down my vigilance, so I planted an ambush and was shot by an arrow.Because the muscles were tensed in time, the wound was not deep, but my gradually weakened body and blurred vision told me that the arrow had quenched its poison.

However, I still have the strength to throw Medo under the lifting beam. In fact, my first reaction after being hit by the arrow was to throw her out with a round arm.

All the way, Mei Duo, do you want to wear double Xtep?

When I regained my senses, I swung the umbrella with all my strength, and the scorching blood of the same color as Yetu immediately covered my eyes.

The venomous sun, the spray of blood, the excited nerves, the pleasure of venting, the surging sadness... Time seems to go back to that day, the memorial day that I can't remember or don't want to remember.

Sorry, I still don't want to die.

Small Theater: Language Barriers are Floating Clouds

One day, Kagura saw Kamui staring at the postcard sent by Shinra with a solemn expression, so he asked about it.

Kamui: "'I've made new friends on a new planet. I'm very happy. By the way, I'll show you the scenery here.' I always feel very angry."

Kagura: "That's also helpless, Aru. Whoever made "Silver Damn" not set the language problem, people in the whole universe are one family. The elder brother is so good that he can make friends everywhere within three days."

Kamui: "..."

Kagura: "Besides, "Silver God" is not the first one to be set like this. At the beginning, my elder brother complained about "Bi Ling Wang" and "Bi Ting Teacher" many times, Alu."

Kamui: "..."

Kagura (with big eyes): "Ah - this postcard has been mailed for a week, why haven't we seen Aru?!"

Shenwei (jumps away): "No!"

The author has something to say: Martial arts pit, in reality, I was forced to ask when it will be updated, and whether it has been abandoned.So what, a son was summoned back.

The protagonists are still young, so it stands to reason that they should still be lovingly making progress every day under the guidance of Mr. Songyang.

Said that he did not know how to write.

ps, does Yetu have menstruation and hymen?

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