Lord of terror

Although there are manure pickers in most cities, the straw they spread on the ground to cover SHI is actually stolen, especially in winter.In cold weather, even if the straw is completely covered with feces in order to survive, the poor will not dislike it, so the feces in "some" big cities are more than two inches high.Poor people will walk in the middle of the road, and those with status will only walk on the specially planned sidewalks on both sides.

Wan Bluestar Hillbilly Yidian & Kun Former Bluestar Hillbilly Ci: Shouting face.jpg Damn it!Is that where the sidewalk came from?How else does this make me look straight at the sidewalk? !

There is also the issue of bathing. The nobles of the Sherfer Empire actually like bathing very much, knowing that a clean body can keep them healthy.

The reason why poor people don't take a bath because they are dirty is because they are afraid of getting sick. After all, poor people can't afford big bathtubs, so they can use water to wipe at most.Like they just saw, those who go to the bakery with a small basin, the basin smaller than the face is their bath basin.

If poor people want to wash their bodies, they can only go to the river, but bathing in river water is very dangerous.There may be drowning, there may be poisonous snakes or monsters, wild animals.And the river water, no matter how clear it looks, is still dirty, and many people get sick or infected with parasites, or both, from bathing in the river.

Therefore, not taking a bath cannot be regarded as the laziness or ignorance of the poor, and it can even be said to be a kind of wisdom in life.If you don't take a bath, you will get skin diseases and itching all over your body, but taking a bath is really terrible.

The middle class in the city who can go to the bathhouse to take a bath is actually a big problem, because the bathhouse in the city is equivalent to a hospital.Hundreds of years ago, healing mages discovered that certain diseases were spread through X-behavior, and they were collectively classified as X-disease. Now these diseases are spreading rapidly through bathhouses.

"...The big bathhouse in Meng Luofei is definitely the first hot bath for your subjects and your slaves in their lives. I always thought you built such a place for them on purpose, you know, it's just For that bathhouse, there will be countless wandering knights who are willing to swear allegiance to you. But you should also be careful not to turn Mon Luofei's bathhouse into a courtyard."

Kunz's face turned ugly when he heard this: "No, Monroe, in the land I rule, the existence of brothels is forbidden. Is this why they are afraid when they take a bath, and why some people cry after washing?"

"That's not true. They are so scared. The main reason should be that they mistakenly think that you are going to sacrifice them as sacrifices. However, after three or five days, they will completely give up on you."

Finally, no one made it difficult for them when they left, but the captain who guarded the gate was gone, and it was ordinary soldiers who opened the door for them.

When they finally left Tarian City, Kunz and Wan Didian stood outside the gate at the same time and let out a sigh of relief.

But they had to go some distance before Mushell could summon his feathered horse, Belle.

"Can I ask questions?"

"Haven't you been asking questions?"

"I'm talking about Duke Huerta."

"Oh. The thing about why you can't see him? He is a staunch supporter of the Third Prince. You accepted us. If he sees you, he will kill you."

"..."

"Do you regret it?"

"I don't regret it, I just realized once again that you are really big people, very big ones. Also, who is Prince Yatesina?"

"Prince Yatesina is the third prince, the second heir to the throne of the empire. You don't even know this?" Muchel didn't even bother to complain about someone who was no longer there.

"I don't know. Why is the third prince the second heir?"

"There was an eldest prince in front of him, but he died when he was young."

"How many children does the current emperor have?"

"The two sons and three daughters who survived, the three princesses are already married. Little lord, you actually have the right to inherit the throne. After all, your ancestors were once married to the royal family, but they are probably ranked behind a few hundred?" Muchel teased him. .

Kunz responded with a dry smirk: "Ha. Ha."

Even Kunz, with his meager political intelligence, knows that three men vying for the throne are quite different from two.After all, the triangle is still very safe, two people... It's completely life and death.

"Is the relationship between the second prince and the third prince good?"

"very bad."

"Then..." Why didn't the captain take advantage of the royal family's contradictions to protect himself?

But as soon as he opened his mouth, Muchel's big hand was stuck on his head: "When the captain is willing to tell you personally, or you learn about the current situation of the captain through other means, you will understand. I can only say, two Since the prince kept silent at the beginning of certain things, it showed that he was also happy to see things develop like that. And once the matter is a foregone conclusion, to the captain, the emperor and the prince are all damn things. "

What happened to the captain?From the first time he boarded the North Tower and felt the captain was weak, Kunz wanted to know the answer, and now this question has become more and more difficult for him.He also knew that if he asked the tax official, he would definitely tell, but...wait for the captain's answer.

Kunz has never been good at deciphering games, and his curiosity is not too strong. He is still farming honestly and waiting for the captain to voluntarily speak out.

"I will wait for the captain to say it himself." This is respect for the captain.

Feather horse Belle came, and Muchel rubbed Kunz's head wildly!He successfully made Kunz's hairstyle explosive, as a compliment to Kunz's choice, although this compliment Kunz didn't want at all.

"I'll put you directly into the North Tower after returning home? After all, it's not good for the people to see you like this."

Kunz patted his hair, but the static electricity was too strong, it would be better not to press it. He looked at Muchel with dead fish eyes, and expressed his gratitude without sincerity: "Okay, thank you."

Kunz did not gain much from the trip, but lost a lot (a piece of toenail, and his five hundred magic crystals, just thinking about it will hurt his heart again) The journey is over.

It is conceivable that we will have to negotiate material resources with tax officials every year in the future.

There is no moon today, but there are stars all over the sky. Flying high in the sky without trees blocking the situation, the sight is clearer than before.Of course, you can only look at the stars if you can look up at the sky under Belle's supersonic flight...Anyway, it's absolutely impossible to see the stars. =

It was also the first time that the city Wa Kunz realized that besides the unbeautiful natural scenery, which only makes people feel wild, there is also such a beautiful scenery, the kind of beautiful scenery that can only be seen in works of art...

However, this artistic mood only lasted for two seconds—jio hurts _(:з」∠)_, in the case of double saddles, Kunz himself had to use his feet to hold the stirrups, and the big toe with the missing nail was dangling Unknowingly, I touched the wound...

Gritting his teeth all the way, finally, the familiar castle appeared before his eyes.Slaves still do not have the right to move freely, but with the increase of players, more and more players are active at night, not going out to fight monsters, but living night within the castle.

Between the farmland and the buildings, you can always see small piles of bonfires, which are players who are grilling - the leather will still be sold to the restaurant, but the players will now leave some of the meat of their prey, Buy a little seasoning at the restaurant, make it yourself and eat it.

Among the players, there was a craftsman who made a wooden drum, beating it in the night, and some players danced in a circle with the rhythm of the light of the campfire.In view of Geji Geji's shape, under the reflection of the flickering fire in the dark night, maybe it can be said that the ghosts walk at night?

There are also fighters among the players. Although they don't understand the language, they can still sway their bodies to the rhythm.

Fortunately, the area around the dormitory area has been fenced off. Players are not allowed to enter casually except during the daytime to move bricks. Otherwise, this posture...not to mention the newly arrived slaves, even the aborigines of Mengluofei will be scared to death Two or three.

[Why?Something is flying in the sky. ][What?Warcraft siege? ! ][Warcraft attacking the city? ! ][Protect the castle! ]

[Copy guy!There is another event! ][Go offline and call someone online! ][Hehehe, those gangsters who went out to explore the way are miserable. ]

A sand sculpture player saw a big lump flying in the sky, subconsciously pointed to the sky and shouted, more people looked up, but at this time Belle had already flown directly above the castle, and the people who looked up after seeing at most a black shadow , It disappeared with a whoosh, but they did see a big thing flying by, and immediately the movement became louder.

But at this time, Kunz and the others didn't know the movements of the sand sculpture players. Kunz was stepping on a light path. Although it was short, it was indeed a path of light. The other end of the path was protruding from the window of the North Tower. of.

"Go up." Muchel stopped beside the light road. The existence of this road made Kunz's foot pain can be ignored. He looked at the empty window sill with a fever on his face.This scene is really too dreamy.

But in the end, Kunz stepped on it, of course. He thought the touch would be like glass. After all, it looks a bit like a glass walkway, but it is more beautiful, but the actual touch is more like stepping on a floor with floor heating. It also made his feet look dirtier.

Kunz quickly ran into the tower, the captain sat at the table, chewing candy, watching him jump in from the window, the short road of light was broken into bits and pieces of sand of light outside the window sill .The tower was filled with the familiar warm scent of flowers, but today's smell made Kunz a little unhappy.

"It's hard work paying taxes, my little lord." A small ball of light was on the captain's right index finger. With a flick of his index finger, the small light ball flew out and landed on Kunz's big toe. , the pain Kunz endured all the way is gone, his nails haven’t grown yet, but the place where the nails are not protected has turned a healthy pink, “Candy?” The captain stretched out Arm, handed out his own sugar bowl.

Kunz jumped over in two steps, squeezed the smallest candy and put it in his mouth.

Ah, it's vanilla caramel, did you find the vanilla?In winter, you must remember to make vanilla ice cream for the captain. It's a pity that chocolate has not been found in this world so far.

"Sweetness does make people happy, doesn't it?"

"Hmm..." Kunz didn't look directly at the captain's golden-green eyes for the first time, but lowered his eyes and looked at the lambskin on the mantle.

He didn't dare to let the captain know that the sweetness that makes the body and mind happy does not come from sugar, but from...

"Gaji! Geji, Geji, Geji!"

The overwhelming, rattling sound that can be described as rumbling suddenly broke into the room from the window, like a surround sound, oscillating around Kunz's head.

These Geji words were translated in Kunz's ears like this [Protect the Baron Zhengtai! ][Hit the boss! ][Upgrade! ]

Kunz, who was shy just now, suddenly became cold-eyed, like a soldier who heard a military order.

Regardless of how embarrassed he was now, Kunz jumped out of the window, landed vertically on the ground, and ran towards the main entrance of the castle at the fastest speed.

Emmmm…

Kunz's imaginary scene: Players are fighting to the death with monsters that appear from nowhere.

The picture in reality: countless Geji Geji wanted to rush towards the castle, so that a serious congestion occurred.

Have you seen the subway in the morning rush hour?It's the kind of situation where the shoes are squeezed out for you, and the staff has to stand behind and push you in.That's what the castle gate looks like now... double.

Geji Geji squeezed out a big group at the gate of the originally quite spacious castle, and Geji Geji, who couldn't get in outside, simply started playing - starting from two or 300 meters away, and waiting until the group was close to the big group." Geji!" He jumped up, rushed into the crowd, collided with other people all the way, and made a sound of Geji~gejige~, and rolled down from the top of the group...

"What's going on?" Kunz stopped a player with a golden hedgehog running past him.

The player flicks Kuntz's arm, and suddenly realizes who Kuntz is [Ouch, shit!The Baron?What's wrong with you?boiled? ]

"..." Such an old meme is not funny at all.

[Didn't someone see a monster flying into the castle just now?They all went into the castle to escort you.You have already solved the monster by yourself?I said that your game planning is too careless, this time the monster siege is just so fooled?Why!Don't bother!The Baron Zhengtai is here, so there is no need for an escort! ]

Monsters fly into the castle?Or just now... I understand, the player probably misunderstood it.

"You are mistaken, that is my return after paying taxes."

[Baron Zhengtai, who beat you like this? ][I lost one of my shoes! ]

[Cub!Mom is so distressed, let mom hug! (Male)] [Don't want a male mother!No male mothers! ]

[Grandma!Which little B bastard bullies our big treasure, tell brother, brother will give you a wound (dialect: similar to revenge) go! ]

[Baron Zhengtai, the transfer station is too far away, right?We walked for almost a day and didn't get anywhere. ]

[Baron Zhengtai, do you have a mission? ]

The peripheral players who were blocking the gate heard the yelling of the hedgehog-headed player, and immediately surrounded him, yelling around Kunz in a hurry.Another player stuffed the kebab into his hand, and two seconds later: [Your sister!Friendship is not long! ]

[I just said it's not that easy. ]

Then the player took the kebab out of Kunz's hand, and after a second: [Ahhh!Why did the friendliness drop! QAQ I'll give it to you, can't I give it to you? ]

Kunz wanted to grab the skewer in his hand and hit the player's face, but because of his image, he held back.He also wanted to throw away the skewers - am I greedy for these two skewers? !But this player is too hateful... so he ate the skewers while facing the player's crying face.Well, it's quite delicious, especially for sand sculpture players.

ε=(ο｀*))) Alas... I am always too normal to fit in with the sand sculptures around me.

[never mind!never mind! ][No wonder! ][I read it wrong! ]

When more players heard the movement, they finally dispersed completely - Kunz just looked at it and felt that the solid and thick door frame was about to be bent.

"What's going on?" Muchel, riding the feather horse Bell, descended from the sky with an emergency.

Player: (⊙ω⊙)

Player [Ahhhhhh! (ノ)Д'(ヾ) Pegasus!so hot!Let me touch it! ]

Feather horse and scale horse players have seen it before, but at that time they ran on the ground with all four hooves on the ground.At most, let the players sigh with emotion, such a big horse, such a handsome horse, and then there is no more. After all, the game has not opened mounts yet, that is, farming players can control giant rats, and breeding players can be a breeder.

Now, Yu Ma told them: I can fly.

It's still a boring night for everyone, and just now I thought the BOSS was coming, I thought the event was open and the result was nothing but joy, now there is a surprise, of course I want to be happy.

Countless gejigejis of different heights, fat and thin stretched out their hands to the feather horse, but Muchel didn't even respond (these gejigeji are usually very docile), and Belle suffered from salty pig hands from all directions. ...

"Xi li li li li!" Poor Belle was not only touched, but also a few wicked people were pulling her fur.Belle screamed, and without waiting for Muchel's order, she jumped into the sky and disappeared.

[Oops, gone. ][I haven't touched the duck yet~][Then what are we doing now? ]

→_→ Kunz who just finished eating skewers ←_←

The players' unsatisfactory and meaningful eyes began to focus on Kunz's body. The baron is really not a gentleman for a long time, with broad shoulders, thick chest, thin waist and narrow hips, and long legs.Girls have been drooling for a long time, it is obviously a full-realistic game, the main NPC that is the biggest selling point can't be touched, rubbish planning!Guys... It's not uncommon for a gamer to call a handsome guy his wife.

"Dare to touch, keep calling." Kunz, no emotion, no discussion.jpg.

You can’t touch it, but you can always ask questions, but Kunz said something, this group of sand sculpture players said hundreds of words, and they were quite good at brainstorming, so the players all knew that the reason Kunz looked like this was that he went to pay taxes Then he was beaten.

Kunz (艹盘艹): "I beat someone else, and I won. The opponent is much worse than me!"

[Yes, yes, yes, you won, of course you won. ]

Whether it is the players in the game or the cloud players watching the live broadcast or the video, they all feel that their Zhengtai Baron has definitely been beaten, saying that he won is just a matter of self-esteem, after all, he is also a little man.

[The boss of this camp is too miserable. ][I've never seen a main NPC who was labeled like this. ]

[This game is a growth camp, and it is only natural that they are weak in the early stage. ][Nurturance class, I like it! ]

Kunz: As long as you're happy, I'd better go back to the North Tower to sleep, no, I have to take a shower before I go back, especially my feet.

The players were addicted to discussion (nao) theory (dong), and Kunz left quite smoothly.In the first two days after Moria left, Kunz thought that his daily washing and tidying of the room (his own room, not the room of the North Tower captain) would be a little messy, but everything turned out to be as usual.

He can have hot water every night when he enters the room, and there is a mouthwash with ground clove powder and salt. It seems that he has always thought that Moria was responsible for the matter, which is not at all.He still thought about asking who was responsible for this matter, but he kept forgetting it all this time.

Whenever he found himself forgetting things again, Kunz felt a little discouraged—is it true that I am not suitable for managing things?

The captain sat back on the window sill. The captain at night still had a faint glow on his body.

Golden Selfie...hope you keep shining.

"A delicious meal for the God of Victory!" Suddenly, Kunz sat up like a dead body.

"!" The captain was taken aback, seeing that Kunz was about to put on his shoes in a hurry, "An offering for the winner of the duel?"

"Yes!" Kunz put on his shoes in a hurry.

"Don't worry, come back to sleep." A light belt wrapped around Kunz, who jumped to the door with one shoe in his hand, lifted him up and put him back next to the bed. "You can worship within ten days after victory."

As soon as Kunz breathed a sigh of relief, the captain asked him again: "Did you agree on which God of Victory it was?"

"Isn't the God of Victory just... the Bloody Knight?"

The bloody knight is the patron saint of July, the god of war, the patron saint of knights and soldiers (combat professionals who serve the country or lords, adventurers, mercenaries, he doesn't care).

"It can only be said that he has a part of the priesthood of victory. It is true that many people respect him in the holy duel of nobles, but there are many other gods who also care about it."

The captain tilted his head and gave Kunzkop.

"Victory is indeed an independent law, but even a god cannot always win. At the beginning of the birth of the law guardian gods today, the law of victory was not mastered by a single god, but was torn apart. Many gods They all have part of the authority of this law. In this regard, the law of luck is similar to the law of victory, but the law of victory is more completely torn apart. After all, luck has a god of luck who holds most of the authority, the croupier. "

"I'm digressing, let's not talk about the dealer. In short, there are many gods who can be called the god of victory, but in fact there is no real god of victory. Even the god of war, the bloody knight, can't even be called a war victory. The god of war, but also the god of deception and the god of wisdom share power."

Kunz nodded, a little confused, but understanding.

"Although you won the duel, you still fell into a trap. Of course, Victor knew that he was praying to the god who had the authority to win. If he won, he would naturally offer sacrifices to the right person. But even if you win by chance, you will end up in a very bad situation.”

The author has something to say: Kunz: QAQ I won!I won.I'll call...forget it, what are you talking about...