Lord of terror

As more and more people go to the restaurant to consume, players and soldiers will not behave improperly. The food of the slaves is purchased uniformly, and they do not eat here.When they were eating, there was also a brigade captain who was in charge of sanitation supervision.But with the appearance of goblins, some bad things happened, so the government hired a few goblins as sanitation maintainers.

Kunz had also met goblin sanitation maintainers before, but at that time the fines were ordinary miners and goblins. I didn't expect that these powerful figures in the goblin clan are obviously talking about some important matters with the lord Kunz These sanitation maintainers dared to stand up when the time came.

Kunz looked at the old goblin. He wondered how he should refuse if the old goblin asked Kunz to help him pay the fine.Of course he didn't care about this crystallization, but he couldn't let the goblins get into the habit of taking advantage.But the old goblin honestly pulled a small purse from his waist, and counted the crystals one by one: "Poor, two short."

Another goblin at the side took out two: "I have them here, dear."

Kunz: "Huh?"

Player [Huh?Brotherhood? ]

"Is this your partner?"

"Yes, this is my husband, young and handsome. This is my third husband, and my fourth child was born with him, and he survived!"

[This...is too rich. ][Fuck!mother goblin? ][cough!Be civilized, it should be said that she is an old lady goblin. ]

[No... how do they divide men and women? ][Not to mention men and women, I don't know who is who. ]

[I only know two goblins, one is an old goblin, and the other is an old goblin...]

Even Kunz thought that the goblins are all men. After all, they all have pointed red hats on their heads and bushy beards, and their voices are all masculine and sharp.The old goblin's voice softened a little, and Kunz thought it was him... no, she was old.It's not right, it's because she's older, that's why she's gentle.Who would have thought that the old goblin was actually a woman?

"It's very handsome, I wish you happiness forever."

"Thank you for your blessing, my lord. By the way, let's talk about those goblins. The reputation of our red hat goblins was ruined by them! Although we have a bad temper, it's not like they eat everything, but our own people." .Those fakes aren't pure blood goblins at all, they have demon blood in them."

"I understand, thank you." Kunz nodded to the old goblin. It has to be said that Kunz has been standing all the time. Now he finally took a chair and sat at the table between the goblin and the Geluglu Among the people, "Before we start to talk about another important thing, I want to ask, are you two tribes sure you want to enter my life in Mengluofei and become my subjects?"

"Of course!" The old goblin and Nobleglu called out at the same time, "We are willing to swear loyalty to you!"

Kunz nodded, and he was sure that they were sincere on the side of Nobbergru. After all, that kind of wandering small tribe has a place to stay, and Kunz is still a very gentle lord.But Goblin Kunz had to say something more emphatically: "As my subject, there are not only benefits, but also many obligations to abide by."

"Yes! We understand! We are willing to pay taxes! We are willing to serve in the military! We are willing to offer up boys and girls!" The old goblin paused, gritted his teeth and continued, "We are also willing to recognize the legitimacy of your first night right!"

Nobleglu is not willing to let others go: "We are willing too!"

Kunz: "..."

The player laughed like a goose goose again.

"There will be no such thing as the right of the first night in my territory, or any privilege that uses identity, status, or blood as a ceremonial guard to harm innocent people."

[I thought that Baron Zhengtai would simply say that he was ugly~]

[You are so racist. ][Also racist?Are you crazy about punching? ]

[You are the one who is ridiculous.What one looks like is one's racial identity, while beauty or ugliness is a very subjective aesthetic issue.It's like saying that the toad wants to eat swan meat, but doesn't the toad think the swan is beautiful? ]

[Goblin and Gelugel are very cute, one is a sleazy erm, and the other is a naive and cute. ]

[yue!They are all human rights fighters~][They are so nice and cute, you should marry them~]

[If it is in the real world, there are definitely more people who marry them than those who marry at home. ]

The content of the debate among the players turned to the conflict between men and women inexplicably.

Kunz pretended not to hear. Geji Geji has no gender, no difference in physical strength, and there is a difference in voice. The confrontation between male and female players can be ignored.

Moreover, Kunz himself agrees that ugliness is racial discrimination. Although it is really ugly, it is an aesthetic from the standpoint of human beings.No matter what other races look like, they are the result of natural evolution and meet the needs of the living environment.As a lord, he cannot do things according to his own preferences. They are all his subjects and cannot be biased.

——Although he has never been a leader, he is an adult after all, and Kunz has his own values.In other words, what kind of person he once wanted the leader to be, and he is working hard to make himself that kind of person.

"I accept your loyalty."

The Gelugaloos and the goblins all heaved a sigh of relief, and there were a few on the goblin side who couldn't control themselves and jumped up and cheered.

"But!" Kunz raised his voice, and with just one word, those who jumped up immediately shrank back in fright, "But, the first thing you need to do to become my subjects is to register. Only when you have officially registered Monroe is not a human, and if you don’t register, you are a savage.”

"My lord, what is registration?" the old goblin asked.

"Record your names, identities, and leave evidence that you're a member of Monroe."

Nobeglu nodded, but the old goblin began to worry: "But...we don't have a name. We are goblins without a family. If we don't have a surname, we don't have a name."

[Is it okay for them to name them? 】Kuntz's first reaction was to let them name their own, but it was not so straightforward.At present, it seems that the name of the star is also a very important thing. For example, only a very few people know the real name of the god. The titles such as Sun Lord and Libra Lady can be said to be respect, but in fact they are closer to a foreign name. Number.

The names of mortals also have various meanings, and the names of lords represent various meanings.

[No problem, there are no gods watching the goblin race, they don't have names because of their own reasons, and there will be no trouble.You can give it to them yourself. For weak intelligent life like goblins, names play little role.The world no longer calls the names of the gods directly, not because the gods do not allow mortals to call them, but because mortals themselves are afraid.After all, He will know if he calls out, and then some things will be difficult to handle. 】

[Understood, what is your full name, Butler J? 】

[=. = My name is Steward J, this is not an abbreviation. 】

[What a nice name. 】

[What a compliment without sincerity. 】It's a good thing for the host to become strong and assertive, but sometimes he still misses the little cutie from the past.

"Then how about I give you a surname? You can choose your own name." There was still no forced order, Kunz asked tentatively.

"You, would you like to give us a surname?" "That's great!" "We have a surname!" "Are we a family in the future?"

The goblins were chattering, and the bulging blind eyes of the Gelu Gelu clearly showed envy.

"Then it seems that you are willing to accept a surname. How about you take the surname Shitou?" Originally, this tribe was called Under the Big Rock. Although Shishi is simple, it is also a kind of inheritance of their tribe.

"Stone?" "Our surname is Stone!" "We are stone people!"

"Yes, for the rest of today, until tomorrow morning, you can think about what name to give yourself. If you really can't think of it, you can ask the people who will register for you tomorrow, and they will give you advice." , More troubles were directly pushed to the official, and Kunz's face was also a little red-please trouble the pandas who will be in charge of registration tomorrow, he will raise the salary a little bit.

Kunz chatted cordially with the goblins and the Grugaloos for a while, and offered them some biscuits.

Then... when Kunz finally got some free time, it seemed that he could have dinner.

"Captain... I'm back..." Finally returning to the town hall and his office, Kunz suddenly understood what it was like to be a "husband/wife who had agreed to live a two-person world, but came home late because of overtime".Moreover, he probably has more guilty conscience than those men and women. After all, the captain is the stronger one, but the captain is the one who has no job.

"Are you hungry?" There was a book in the captain's hand, which should have been read by Kunz before he came.

"Hungry..." To become a transcendent, even if you don't do anything, there will be huge consumption.

"It's still hot." The captain's talent is light, and heat preservation is of course a trivial matter to him.

Kunz sat down and started to eat. His food was a lot of meat dishes as usual. Warcraft meat is the most suitable for providing the necessary energy for superhumans.The captain’s dessert is shaved ice, which is still icy in the cold air. It is filled with canned fruit, preserved fruit, jam, honey, and crushed candies. The condiments are extremely rich and colorful. Look, it's not so much called shaved ice, it's better to call it a candy platter.

"Captain, do you want a formal appointment?"

"A formal mission? Like the captain of the lord's guard?"

Kunz knew that the captain was joking, but he nodded seriously: "It sounds appropriate for the captain to be the captain."

"Cough!" The captain had just dug a large spoonful of candied fruit and sugar mixture into his mouth. Kunz's words made him want to laugh, but he choked as a result of holding back his smile. Kunz stood up worriedly and stroked him. After stabilizing his back for a while, the captain finally swallowed the preserved fruit in his mouth.

The captain smiled and motioned Kunz to sit back: "My little baron, I am the Keeper of the Light. We can stay in a certain place for a long time and provide help to that lord, but we cannot get an official position. But I know What are you thinking, considerate little sun."

Getting along day and night, the captain's attitude towards the sun is different from the current one. Kunz thought that the captain's faith had also been shaken. Is this his understanding wrong?

"Shh!" The captain lit Kunz with a spoon, "Little Sun, don't slander God in the dark."

He lowered his voice, his golden-green eyes were solemn, but there was still fear.

This was the first time that Kunz saw fear in the captain's eyes, and the object of his fear was God.

"I see, Captain." The hairs on Kunz's back stood up. Since he came to this world, he has witnessed several "miracles". Patronus, but he still feels that God is a very distant and unreal existence.

But the performance of the captain told Kunz more intuitively than he had touched the miracle a few times before that God exists and is scary enough.

"Scared you?" the captain sighed.

"No."

"Okay, little sun is very brave. Come, eat some sweets, and you will feel much better." The captain stretched out the spoon again, this time not to touch Kunz, but to deliver sweet fruit.

Kunz opened his mouth and ate it: "Captain, you don't have a formal position, but you can be responsible for a certain job, right?"

"It's possible." The captain took back the spoon, didn't care that he had fed it to Little Sun just now, and continued to scoop up shaved ice to eat—Kuntz suddenly realized that he and the captain were kissing indirectly? !His face suddenly became hot, "It seems that you are really not intimidated, so you should do things like this. When facing a strong enough opponent, don't go head-to-head. We can take advantage of loopholes."

Kunz thought that the captain could take charge of the work, but the captain continued to talk.

"But I don't want to work."

"..."

"How happy am I now? I can do whatever I want, and if I don't want to do it, I will leave the work to you, just in case."

[I asked the captain if he could break away from the Keeper of the Light, shouldn't that be considered as slandering God? 】Although I told myself to be patient, I still couldn't help thinking and asking these questions.

[It's okay for you to call their mothers by their real names.I have said it many times, but I am much higher than the gods here.Just because it is too high, there are many restrictions on me, which is really helpless.However, what you say is really not slander, and it won't scare your captain. 】

Butler J has no image, but Kunz felt that he saw a moving picture of [Put in the waist and make myself awesome.jpg].

"Captain, you...can't you stop being the Keeper of the Light?"

"There are two ways to get rid of the identity of the Keeper of the Light. First, inherit the family and return to the secular world. Second, get a higher position in the church. The rest of the methods are considered blasphemy."

Continuing to ask, Kunz felt that it was about to involve the curse on the captain that kept him unable to sleep until now, and would kill him soon.

"...Let's talk about it in spring."

"You are really obsessed with spring. What's the difference in spring?" Now, unable to suppress his curiosity, he changed to the captain.

"Let's talk about it in spring."

The captain rolled his eyes, ate two mouthfuls of shaved ice, and then started to mention something different: "The Gruguls are okay, they are blind, they lack combat power when they are on the ground, and their numbers are few. But the goblins are very Trouble, they are underground ants and locusts, they have a bad personality, live in a big family, and they are very group. Once they adapt to the way of life of Monroe and find that you are very kind, they are likely to become greedy."

"Captain, do you remember the sanitation supervisor?"

"A fine goblin?"

"When I was there today, he collected the old goblin's fine. I think the goblins may not be so grouped together? Goblins are workers, miners. So far, according to the news that Blue Olive has received, the goblins have no one. They will hand over the crystals obtained from mining to the clan. All the income from their work will be used to buy what they want.”

After getting along for a long time, you can find that although the goblin is a bit hyperactive, it is actually quite good.Especially when they eat good food, ADHD will heal itself without medicine.Players also hated goblins at first, but after discovering that they were foodies, they immediately tolerated them a lot.

"...does it mean financial independence?"

"Yes. In the future, I will build more housing, not only on the ground, but also underground, for more races to live in. Slaves will be moved out of the dormitory and mixed with these alien races, as well as Geji Geji No matter who you are, you can keep your own national identity, but as long as you abide by the rules of Monroe, you are a Monroe.” Kunz paused, and then said, “As long as you are willing to work hard and support yourself, then the rest will be fine. It's all permissible subsections."

"My little lord, the world in your eyes is as beautiful as a dream. I hope that the future can also be as you wish." The captain realized that Kunz's thoughts on this aspect are very firm - those Gejigejis here One point is very similar to the little sun.

The captain laughed a little, but Kunz pretended not to hear it, and ate with a smirk.

"As for the guys digging tunnels and grabbing territory with goblins, I'll take care of it."

"Ah?" Originally, Kunz was planning to go to dinner by himself. He wanted to refuse at first, thinking that it was a trivial matter, and there was no need to let the captain go out. What are you doing?Are you kidding?The captain took the initiative to propose what he wanted to do, as long as there was no major conflict with Kunz, then of course he should let the captain do it, "I wish you triumph, my captain."

"Triumph is inevitable, and maybe it will bring you some unexpected gains." The captain gave Kunz a wink.

After eating, he watched the captain leave, and Kunz also had his own affairs to be busy—in case he came back by one o’clock, preparations for the registration had already begun.The goblin agreed to Kunz, but to prevent any accidents, Kunz still needs to be in charge.

Several large baskets of biscuits were brought out, and a long table and chairs were placed across the table. Pandas sat behind the table, with blank household registration books next to them. Standing beside the table were slaves who could read and write, so they came to act as translators. In front of each table There are also railings to make queuing areas.

It is very simple to say, and the preparation of materials is indeed very simple. The trouble is the deployment of manpower.For a noble family, even if it is at the earl's level, it will not be able to find two No. 30 trustworthy clerks in a short period of time for similar incidents in the blink of an eye. It must be at the duke's level.

But for the infrastructure madman, this situation is trivial.Even the translators who can write and count are not only the newly-arrived slaves who were already literate, but also those who were trained in literacy classes.It was the one that Kunz suggested Irene to go, but Irene kept ignoring her.

It's easy to find the Gelu Gelu people, they stay in the area assigned to them underground, and a few big earthworms now also live on the periphery of there, eating soil all day long.

It took a little while to find the old goblin, but goblins also have special communication skills.

"The goblin with the white beard? I'll call it now!" The goblin who was asked jumped excitedly, rushed to the nearest companion and shouted in a high-pitched voice, "The town hall! The lord meets the old lady!"

After calling this one, the goblin turned and ran to the other side, grabbing the second goblin: "The town hall! The lord meets the old lady!"

And the first goblin caught by him also ran to grab the other goblins: "The town hall! The lord meets the old lady!"

The next step is the "I want to see the old lady!" These goblins have performed their own actions, what is the spread of the plague.

The players thought it was fun for the goblins to yell, so they yelled at the old grandma twice, but to other people, their yelling was still greece greece.

The white-bearded grandmother Goblin appeared ten minutes later. She was out of breath and panicked: "My lord, what's the matter? You, do you want to take back your surname?"

"Don't worry, Shishi is your surname. I asked you to come, but our side is ready for registration. If someone on your side is also ready, then you can register now. After all, start earlier, always It’s better than countless people queuing up tomorrow. Look, Gelu Gelu, the registration has begun.”

The old goblin breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course! I'll ask them who is ready!"

There are only more than 60 people in the small tribe of Gelu Gelu, and Nobe Gelu stood by to help translate for everyone.They can't see, and including Nobeglu, they can't write, but the pandas at the same level will hold their hands very intimately, let them touch the words on the paper, and then print their handprints, and will also It was a nice touch to give them a piece of paper with their name on it.

The words written by the quill pen have a clear downward imprint, and every Gelu Gelu will show a happy smile.

The players who watched the excitement saw their smiles and couldn't help touching their chests [I really think they are not so ugly anymore. ]

[Seeing them laughing like that makes me feel so sad. ][Life is not easy. ]

"They have! We want too!" The goblin who came to register also came.They have eyes, so of course they saw the pieces of paper that the Gelugaloos got. The goblins will never allow themselves to suffer!

"Yes, there will be no less. So are you sure you want to call it bear dung stone? Bear dung means bear dung?"

"Of course! That's a great name! Bear dung repels most wild animals and keeps us safe!"